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[SurelyForth]

TripLight wrote...
Maker, I love the way you think. I think might seriously start looking around DevArt or here, and buy a commision of older Warden!Anders.

By Galagraphia

Modifié par SurelyForth, 02 avril 2011 - 08:52 .

[Shaleene]

CatOfEvilGenius wrote...

Miss Greyjoy wrote...

TripLight wrote...

Though she wouldn't have said no to hopping a ship with Fenris and CO. and buying a nice little house in Highever. She'd buy Varric a bar, send Merril to Lanaya in the Korcari Wilds, stick Aveline with Sgt. Kylon making Denerim the safest city  in Thedas outside of Qunari Territories (smartest man and toughest women, luv it). Anders would get a fully stocked and staffed place of healing with a side classroom to teach young and on-the-run apostates, and Isabella would get a permanent room at the local brothel for whenever she is in town.

Ok I got carried away ....

Actually, this is a great plan! *takes notes*

Yes, yes it is.  Lacks details about Nathaniel and Oghren though.   Maybe built a Warden training facility for Nate, with a bust of the first Warden Howe out front, and buy a year pass to all the bars for Oghren?  And/or build a brewery in Oghren's honor, make him part owner of it?  Perhaps with an adjoining clove and hops plantation?  Call it Blue Griffon Ale!  All proceeds benefit the Wardens.  Buy Felsi and little Oghren sprat a house?  Granted, Hawke doesn't know the Warden-Commander's friends, but Anders would, and he's a giver, when his head's on straight.

Hang Oghren from the nearest tree. 

[Sjofn]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

nodice wrote...

Sjofn wrote...

I won't lie, I was totally disappointed Donnic thought my ManHawke was using him to get to Aveline. He was using Aveline to get to YOU, Donnic.

It makes no sense even. Cause you're like "no please don't go Donnic, sit, drink, let me stare at you in the eyes and say nothing, and and so you're a guard that's hot" 

LMFAOOOO oh my lord.
That does make some sense. Especially since Aveline is nowhere to be found and you're just sitting there looking awkward and buying him drinks.

Clearly Donnic's gaydar is completely broken. 

[Isaantia]

exactly how old is Anders anyways?

[Purposeof-Flight]

Kawamura wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

TripLight wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

I like lines and grey hair. Manly men, eh, not so much. Give me scrawny nerds.

Scrawny, old nerds, even better.

Yeah, that's about right. As long as he keeps making that face.

Orsino's up there. As is Anders as he keeps getting lines and grey hairs because of his Taint. : D

Orsino is pretty damn attractive, I'll admit.
Blood mage Orsino with detachable head and a body made up of fat and skeletons?
Not so much.

Yeah. Before that. Hawke coulda got his daddy issues out on Orsino instead of Anders.

Although, that might be an even stupider pairing. Not content to sleep with the known apostate-abmination-Grey Warden? Well, have I got a new one for you! Here we have the First Enchanter of a prison of a Circle. Watched day and night by Templars, locked in his room and constantly fighting with the most powerful woman in the city. That's a great choice, right there. You guys can meet for rare conjugal visits under Meredith's watchful eye.

-shrug-
What can I say?
Normal relationships aren't attractive to Hawke. The more challenging, the better.

[Periph]

SurelyForth wrote...

To be fair, Donnic isn't an abomination. I figure Anders' standards for romantic conduct are compartmentalized between "Not possessed" and "Possessed." 

True, he has the "tortured possessed revolutionary hiding from multiple international organizations and also likely to snap and kill people" excuse.

Now I'm curious about what sort of romantic advice he'd give someone who wasn't both unpossessed and in a stable, legal job.

Modifié par Periph, 02 avril 2011 - 08:57 .

[CatOfEvilGenius]

Kawamura wrote:

(snip)

Although, that might be an even stupider pairing. Not content to sleep with the known apostate-abmination-Grey Warden? Well, have I got a new one for you! Here we have the First Enchanter of a prison of a Circle. Watched day and night by Templars, locked in his room and constantly fighting with the most powerful woman in the city. That's a great choice, right there. You guys can meet for rare conjugal visits under Meredith's watchful eye.

* hurk * Oh, the horror! XD
Meredith's watchful eye would wilt even the stiffest... resolve.

[shiba5]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Orsino is pretty damn attractive, I'll admit.
Blood mage Orsino with detachable head and a body made up of fat and skeletons?
Not so much.

Not even his little tongue slug buddy?

[TripLight]

CatOfEvilGenius wrote...

Miss Greyjoy wrote...

TripLight wrote...

Though she wouldn't have said no to hopping a ship with Fenris and CO. and buying a nice little house in Highever. She'd buy Varric a bar, send Merril to Lanaya in the Korcari Wilds, stick Aveline with Sgt. Kylon making Denerim the safest city  in Thedas outside of Qunari Territories (smartest man and toughest women, luv it). Anders would get a fully stocked and staffed place of healing with a side classroom to teach young and on-the-run apostates, and Isabella would get a permanent room at the local brothel for whenever she is in town.

Ok I got carried away ....

Actually, this is a great plan! *takes notes*

Yes, yes it is.  Lacks details about Nathaniel and Oghren though.   Maybe built a Warden training facility for Nate, with a bust of the first Warden Howe out front, and buy a year pass to all the bars for Oghren?  And/or build a brewery in Oghren's honor, make him part owner of it?  Perhaps with an adjoining clove and hops plantation?  Call it Blue Griffon Ale!  All proceeds benefit the Wardens.  Buy Felsi and little Oghren sprat a house?  Granted, Hawke doesn't know the Warden-Commander's friends, but Anders would, and he's a giver, when his head's on straight.

Anders would so organize a banquet for all his friends to mingle. And thus through him the unholy union of Hawke and the Warden was formed, and even Flemeth trembled...or laughed at how screwed the Chantry is now, considering my Warden's and Hawke's view on the institution.

BTW...Did anyone notice the current Divine Justinia is the Mother Dorothea from Leiliana's Song, or am I that late to the party?

[nodice]

Sjofn wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

nodice wrote...

Sjofn wrote...

I won't lie, I was totally disappointed Donnic thought my ManHawke was using him to get to Aveline. He was using Aveline to get to YOU, Donnic.

It makes no sense even. Cause you're like "no please don't go Donnic, sit, drink, let me stare at you in the eyes and say nothing, and and so you're a guard that's hot" 

LMFAOOOO oh my lord.
That does make some sense. Especially since Aveline is nowhere to be found and you're just sitting there looking awkward and buying him drinks.

Clearly Donnic's gaydar is completely broken. 

Donnic's broken. "You're not my type". What!

[Purposeof-Flight]

shiba5 wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Orsino is pretty damn attractive, I'll admit.
Blood mage Orsino with detachable head and a body made up of fat and skeletons?
Not so much.

Not even his little tongue slug buddy?

Yeah, no.
My Hawke will take Orsino in his sweet ass robes any day....
But the gross detachable head thing may turn him off a bit. Just a bit.

[Purposeof-Flight]

nodice wrote...

Sjofn wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

nodice wrote...

Sjofn wrote...

I won't lie, I was totally disappointed Donnic thought my ManHawke was using him to get to Aveline. He was using Aveline to get to YOU, Donnic.

It makes no sense even. Cause you're like "no please don't go Donnic, sit, drink, let me stare at you in the eyes and say nothing, and and so you're a guard that's hot" 

LMFAOOOO oh my lord.
That does make some sense. Especially since Aveline is nowhere to be found and you're just sitting there looking awkward and buying him drinks.

Clearly Donnic's gaydar is completely broken. 

Donnic's broken. "You're not my type". What!

He's clearly delusional.
Hawke is EVERYONE'S type. Just ask Anders, Isabela,.....or even Emile.

[TripLight]

SurelyForth wrote...

TripLight wrote...
Maker, I love the way you think. I think might seriously start looking around DevArt or here, and buy a commision of older Warden!Anders.

By Galagraphia
*snip completely gorgeous image*

Thank you very much , my dear lady!

[nodice]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

nodice wrote...

Sjofn wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

nodice wrote...

Sjofn wrote...

I won't lie, I was totally disappointed Donnic thought my ManHawke was using him to get to Aveline. He was using Aveline to get to YOU, Donnic.

It makes no sense even. Cause you're like "no please don't go Donnic, sit, drink, let me stare at you in the eyes and say nothing, and and so you're a guard that's hot" 

LMFAOOOO oh my lord.
That does make some sense. Especially since Aveline is nowhere to be found and you're just sitting there looking awkward and buying him drinks.

Clearly Donnic's gaydar is completely broken. 

Donnic's broken. "You're not my type". What!

He's clearly delusional.
Hawke is EVERYONE'S type. Just ask Anders, Isabela,.....or even Emile.

I know. Who's not hawkesexual!

[Shaleene]

TripLight wrote...

SurelyForth wrote...

TripLight wrote...
Maker, I love the way you think. I think might seriously start looking around DevArt or here, and buy a commision of older Warden!Anders.

By Galagraphia
*snip completely gorgeous image*

Thank you very much , my dear lady!

what she said.. its my desktop background now..  

[Kawamura]

CatOfEvilGenius wrote...

Kawamura wrote:

(snip)

Although, that might be an even stupider pairing. Not content to sleep with the known apostate-abmination-Grey Warden? Well, have I got a new one for you! Here we have the First Enchanter of a prison of a Circle. Watched day and night by Templars, locked in his room and constantly fighting with the most powerful woman in the city. That's a great choice, right there. You guys can meet for rare conjugal visits under Meredith's watchful eye.

* hurk * Oh, the horror! XD
Meredith's watchful eye would wilt even the stiffest... resolve.

For Orsino and Hawke? I don't think so. I think they'd get a kick out of having nasty, apostate ... conflict resolution meetings... in her presence.

"I'll show you why mages are feared,"  indeed.

[Purposeof-Flight]

Oh lord.
XD

[LastFadingSmile]

Am I the only one who, after Anders says "Looks like we made it" after combat is over, starts singing that goddamned Shania Twain song?

Why do you hate me so, Anders? Why?!

[Tarikara]

Sjofn wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

nodice wrote...

Sjofn wrote...

I won't lie, I was totally disappointed Donnic thought my ManHawke was using him to get to Aveline. He was using Aveline to get to YOU, Donnic.

It makes no sense even. Cause you're like "no please don't go Donnic, sit, drink, let me stare at you in the eyes and say nothing, and and so you're a guard that's hot" 

LMFAOOOO oh my lord.
That does make some sense. Especially since Aveline is nowhere to be found and you're just sitting there looking awkward and buying him drinks.

Clearly Donnic's gaydar is completely broken. 

I think Donnic suspects something, when my male Hawke asked him out for a drink, he said something like ".. did he just? nooo...".

[CatOfEvilGenius]

TripLight wrote...

(snip)

Anders would so organize a banquet for all his friends to mingle. And thus through him the unholy union of Hawke and the Warden was formed, and even Flemeth trembled...or laughed at how screwed the Chantry is now, considering my Warden's and Hawke's view on the institution.

BTW...Did anyone notice the current Divine Justinia is the Mother Dorothea from Leiliana's Song, or am I that late to the party?

Is Isabela invited to this banquet?  Oh dear... 

Wow, good catch!  I did not notice it was mother Dorothea, and I'm pretty sure I read the codex entry.  Was Dorothea the one who had unsanctioned canoodling with Margarine, but learned from the mistake and helped Leliana later?

Shaleene wrote:

(snip)

Hang Oghren from the nearest tree.

Oh my!  Why?  What did Oghren do to deserve such a fate?  Other than be a habitual drunk, lousy husband, and terrible father, I mean.

Modifié par CatOfEvilGenius, 02 avril 2011 - 09:06 .

[Sable Rhapsody]

nodice wrote...

Donnic's broken. "You're not my type". What!

I love how he says he likes women with backbone.  While he's talking to the future Champion of Kirkwall who punches out dragons for breakfast with a side of Arishok 

[Purposeof-Flight]

He does the same with both genders, it makes me a giggle a bit.
My male Hawke is like, "Did I? Maybe I did. Guess you'll have to find out." -wink wink-
Hahahaha

[shiba5]

I made the mistake of going downstairs and he's made a huge mess tearing down half a wall in my kitchen. You all say you like older men. This one is pushing 40, but he does indeed look like Anders. Taking bids... (He comes with a Shiba Inu. Not a cat.)

[Shaleene]

CatOfEvilGenius wrote...

TripLight wrote...

(snip)

Anders would so organize a banquet for all his friends to mingle. And thus through him the unholy union of Hawke and the Warden was formed, and even Flemeth trembled...or laughed at how screwed the Chantry is now, considering my Warden's and Hawke's view on the institution.

BTW...Did anyone notice the current Divine Justinia is the Mother Dorothea from Leiliana's Song, or am I that late to the party?

Is Isabela invited to this banquet?  Oh dear... 

Wow, good catch!  I did not notice it was mother Dorothea, and I'm pretty sure I read the codex entry.  Was Dorothea the one who had unsanctioned canoodling with Margarine, but learned from the mistake and helped Leliana later?

Shaleene wrote:

Hang Oghren from the nearest tree.

Oh my!  Why?  What did Oghren do to deserve such a fate?  Other than be a habitual drunk, lousy husband, and terrible father, I mean.

You need MORE reasons? How about he burped in my face, tried to bed me before passing out (EEW), then told me I wasn't good enough for a tumble!!! NO ONE DENYS ME AND LIVES! even if they are repulsive and none doable!  Just ask Loghaine! (Oh loghaine.. Totally doable if I didn't chop his head off))

Modifié par Shaleene, 02 avril 2011 - 09:06 .

[Kawamura]

shiba5 wrote...

I made the mistake of going downstairs and he's made a huge mess tearing down half a wall in my kitchen. You all say you like older men. This one is pushing 40, but he does indeed look like Anders. Taking bids... (He comes with a Shiba Inu. Not a cat.)

Yeah, good luck with that one.

You caught him. You've got to keep him. It's like... pets. Even if they ****** on the floor.