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You think that's bad?
I just went to check on my chicken breasts a little bit ago, to find kitten Anders nomming on one of them. How he got up on the counters...I will never know. But my dog and other cat were staring up at him with looks of incredulity, as if he's become their hero. I mean, he's only ten weeks old. You want him? You can have him. He just ruined my dinner.

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Aww! The widdle guy was just hungwy!

Poor baby!

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CatOfEvilGenius wrote...

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Anders would so organize a banquet for all his friends to mingle. And thus through him the unholy union of Hawke and the Warden was formed, and even Flemeth trembled...or laughed at how screwed the Chantry is now, considering my Warden's and Hawke's view on the institution.

BTW...Did anyone notice the current Divine Justinia is the Mother Dorothea from Leiliana's Song, or am I that late to the party?

Is Isabela invited to this banquet?  Oh dear...  ;)

Wow, good catch!  I did not notice it was mother Dorothea, and I'm pretty sure I read the codex entry.  Was Dorothea the one who had unsanctioned canoodling with Margarine, but learned from the mistake and helped Leliana later?

Shaleene wrote:

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Hang Oghren from the nearest tree.

Oh my!  Why?  What did Oghren do to deserve such a fate?  Other than be a habitual drunk, lousy husband, and terrible father, I mean.


I think I am going to have to replay Leiliana's Song tonight and find out, on the plus side though Silas isn't bad to look at and Mark Meer as Tug, LOL.

Might need to get more beer for this>.>

Edit NVM found the Codex on Dorothea here

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Kawamura wrote...

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I made the mistake of going downstairs and he's made a huge mess tearing down half a wall in my kitchen. You all say you like older men. This one is pushing 40, but he does indeed look like Anders. Taking bids... (He comes with a Shiba Inu. Not a cat.)


Yeah, good luck with that one.

You caught him. You've got to keep him. It's like... pets. Even if they ****** on the floor.


Damn. He doesn't match my furniture anymore either.

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Kawamura wrote...

shiba5 wrote...

I made the mistake of going downstairs and he's made a huge mess tearing down half a wall in my kitchen. You all say you like older men. This one is pushing 40, but he does indeed look like Anders. Taking bids... (He comes with a Shiba Inu. Not a cat.)


Yeah, good luck with that one.

You caught him. You've got to keep him. It's like... pets. Even if they ****** on the floor.


Sorry, something about that sentence just made me almost spit out my lunch laughing.

Soo....I shouldn't move in with my older boyfriend who's all scruffy and blonde like Anders is what y'all are saying? :lol:

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shiba5 wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

shiba5 wrote...

I made the mistake of going downstairs and he's made a huge mess tearing down half a wall in my kitchen. You all say you like older men. This one is pushing 40, but he does indeed look like Anders. Taking bids... (He comes with a Shiba Inu. Not a cat.)


Yeah, good luck with that one.

You caught him. You've got to keep him. It's like... pets. Even if they ****** on the floor.


Damn. He doesn't match my furniture anymore either.


That's what happens when you pick the plaid-patterened significant other.

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Purposeof-Flight wrote...

You think that's bad?
I just went to check on my chicken breasts a little bit ago, to find kitten Anders nomming on one of them. How he got up on the counters...I will never know. But my dog and other cat were staring up at him with looks of incredulity, as if he's become their hero. I mean, he's only ten weeks old. You want him? You can have him. He just ruined my dinner.

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He's cute! He didn't want you to turn into a cannibal.

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Hmm, so I just got that bit of ambient dialogue from Ser Karras about Meredith having already sent for the Right of Annulment by the beginning of Act 3.  That certainly paints Anders's actions in a different light.

Do you think the Divine would have approved the Right?  From Seb's Faith quest, we know that she was considering an Exalted March or some other kind of military action.  Wouldn't she have seen the Right of Annulment as the less bloody option?

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Sable Rhapsody wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

shiba5 wrote...

I made the mistake of going downstairs and he's made a huge mess tearing down half a wall in my kitchen. You all say you like older men. This one is pushing 40, but he does indeed look like Anders. Taking bids... (He comes with a Shiba Inu. Not a cat.)


Yeah, good luck with that one.

You caught him. You've got to keep him. It's like... pets. Even if they ****** on the floor.


Sorry, something about that sentence just made me almost spit out my lunch laughing.

Soo....I shouldn't move in with my older boyfriend who's all scruffy and blonde like Anders is what y'all are saying? :lol:


I'm just suggesting that you might want to consider if he's house trained or not.

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leggywillow wrote...

Hmm, so I just got that bit of ambient dialogue from Ser Karras about Meredith having already sent for the Right of Annulment by the beginning of Act 3.  That certainly paints Anders's actions in a different light.

Do you think the Divine would have approved the Right?  From Seb's Faith quest, we know that she was considering an Exalted March or some other kind of military action.  Wouldn't she have seen the Right of Annulment as the less bloody option?


Yes. she would have told them to send the mages to the void with their own fireballs.  Or something just as lame

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leggywillow wrote...

Hmm, so I just got that bit of ambient dialogue from Ser Karras about Meredith having already sent for the Right of Annulment by the beginning of Act 3.  That certainly paints Anders's actions in a different light.

Do you think the Divine would have approved the Right?  From Seb's Faith quest, we know that she was considering an Exalted March or some other kind of military action.  Wouldn't she have seen the Right of Annulment as the less bloody option?


She might have. It might have been more politcally difficult than that, though, as apostates have been leaking out of Kirkwall and back into "civillian" homes for a very long time. Annulling the Circle might not have been enough. And might have got the rather well-put-together underground aggressive.

Like, blowing up a chantry aggr-- oops.

I sometimes get the feeling that Anders had a premature ejaculation of reveolutionary feeling. It was reaching the tipping point. It might have blown with more support if he had just waited. Who knows? Anders has a very Macbeth/Lady M sort of view: "if it were to be done, best ittwere done quickly".

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Oh and for more cat glory. >:D
We're fostering THIS little guy...anyone wanna guess what I named him? >:D

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Sable Rhapsody wrote...

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Donnic's broken. "You're not my type". What!


I love how he says he likes women with backbone.  While he's talking to the future Champion of Kirkwall who punches out dragons for breakfast with a side of Arishok ^_^


This.  I can just imagine Hawke saying with confusion: "But I do have backbone!  Lots of them, in fact.  That I ripped out of my enemies with my bare hands."

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leggywillow wrote...

Hmm, so I just got that bit of ambient dialogue from Ser Karras about Meredith having already sent for the Right of Annulment by the beginning of Act 3.  That certainly paints Anders's actions in a different light.

Do you think the Divine would have approved the Right?  From Seb's Faith quest, we know that she was considering an Exalted March or some other kind of military action.  Wouldn't she have seen the Right of Annulment as the less bloody option?


Wouldn't be surprised. Obviously she went behind Elthina's back to do it, and Elthina is the one she's supposed to go to in order to get the approval for the RoA. I think she knew she would have a better chance going straight to the Divine.

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Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Oh and for more cat glory. >:D
We're fostering THIS little guy...anyone wanna guess what I named him? >:D

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Shaleene wrote...

CatOfEvilGenius wrote...

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Shaleene wrote:

Hang Oghren from the nearest tree.

Oh my!  Why?  What did Oghren do to deserve such a fate?  Other than be a habitual drunk, lousy husband, and terrible father, I mean.


You need MORE reasons? How about he burped in my face, tried to bed me before passing out (EEW), then told me I wasn't good enough for a tumble!!! NO ONE DENYS ME AND LIVES! even if they are repulsive and none doable!  Just ask Loghaine! (Oh loghaine.. Totally doable if I didn't chop his head off))

I cannot argue with this logic.  My hat is off to you.  Death to Oghren!


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Kawamura wrote:

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CatOfEvilGenius wrote:

* hurk * Oh, the horror! XD
Meredith's watchful eye would wilt even the stiffest... resolve.


For
Orsino and Hawke? I don't think so. I think they'd get a kick out of
having nasty, apostate ... conflict resolution meetings... in her
presence.

"I'll show you why mages are feared,"  indeed.

Kawamura, you are a terrible, terrible person!  I don't think there is enough mental eye bleach in the world to remove the horrible image of Meredith's watchul eye, eyeing the conflict resolution.  I am scarred for life now.  Although, I may recover if more deviant art is posted. :)  Must scour the pic archives for Orsino now.  If the Arishok has fangirls, surely Orsino is getting some line art love as well.

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CRAP double post. I have no idea what Bioware Social Forums just did. Sorry. :((

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leggywillow wrote...

Sable Rhapsody wrote...

nodice wrote...

Donnic's broken. "You're not my type". What!


I love how he says he likes women with backbone.  While he's talking to the future Champion of Kirkwall who punches out dragons for breakfast with a side of Arishok ^_^


This.  I can just imagine Hawke saying with confusion: "But I do have backbone!  Lots of them, in fact.  That I ripped out of my enemies with my bare hands."


LOL

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Kawamura wrote...

I'm just suggesting that you might want to consider if he's house trained or not.


Fair enough.  That'll be the next project :lol:

leggywillow wrote...

Hmm, so I just got that bit of ambient dialogue from Ser Karras about Meredith having already sent for the Right of Annulment by the beginning of Act 3.  That certainly paints Anders's actions in a different light.

Do you think the Divine would have approved the Right?  From Seb's Faith quest, we know that she was considering an Exalted March or some other kind of military action.  Wouldn't she have seen the Right of Annulment as the less bloody option?


Quite possibly, yes.  The Divine considered the mage insurrection the worst threat since the qunari invaded.  And yeah, I got the ambient dialogue this time around, and it almost makes me think Anders was simply choosing to strike first if the situation was really that dire.

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I just had a nice chat with Marethari about abominations. Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against Merrill, but when the Keeper said "Even if the demon is driven out, the soul is left scarred. It can never recover. Not truly. Like a wounded animal, it will fall prey to scavengers. The only cure is death." the only thing I could think of was 'No! Poor, poor Anders!' :crying:

Does it make me a bad person? Or only an obsessed one?

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Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Oh and for more cat glory. >:D
We're fostering THIS little guy...anyone wanna guess what I named him? >:D

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I just died from the cuteness :wub:

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Tarikara wrote...

Sjofn wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

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Sjofn wrote...

I won't lie, I was totally disappointed Donnic thought my ManHawke was using him to get to Aveline. He was using Aveline to get to YOU, Donnic.


It makes no sense even. Cause you're like "no please don't go Donnic, sit, drink, let me stare at you in the eyes and say nothing, and and so you're a guard that's hot" :blush:


LMFAOOOO oh my lord.
That does make some sense. Especially since Aveline is nowhere to be found and you're just sitting there looking awkward and buying him drinks.


Clearly Donnic's gaydar is completely broken. :(

I think Donnic suspects something, when my male Hawke asked him out for a drink, he said something like ".. did he just? nooo...".


Ooh, you're right, I totally forgot about that. Maybe he thinks he's letting my ManHawke down gently by playing dumb. :crying:

Hi, I don't know why I suddenly decided my MenHawkes ALL have the hots for Donnic, but now they totally do.

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Aeowyn wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Oh and for more cat glory. >:D
We're fostering THIS little guy...anyone wanna guess what I named him? >:D

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I just died from the cuteness :wub:


We don't have him quite yet, and he won't be here for any longer than a week...but I just got an email with this picture asking to foster (and for name suggestions) and I was like, "HECK YES."

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Kawamura wrote...

Sable Rhapsody wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

shiba5 wrote...

I made the mistake of going downstairs and he's made a huge mess tearing down half a wall in my kitchen. You all say you like older men. This one is pushing 40, but he does indeed look like Anders. Taking bids... (He comes with a Shiba Inu. Not a cat.)


Yeah, good luck with that one.

You caught him. You've got to keep him. It's like... pets. Even if they ****** on the floor.


Sorry, something about that sentence just made me almost spit out my lunch laughing.

Soo....I shouldn't move in with my older boyfriend who's all scruffy and blonde like Anders is what y'all are saying? :lol:


I'm just suggesting that you might want to consider if he's house trained or not.


Mine even puts the toilet seat back down. How's that for trained?  (He'll just occasionally destroy your house.)

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CatOfEvilGenius wrote...

Shaleene wrote...

CatOfEvilGenius wrote...

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Shaleene wrote:

Hang Oghren from the nearest tree.

Oh my!  Why?  What did Oghren do to deserve such a fate?  Other than be a habitual drunk, lousy husband, and terrible father, I mean.


You need MORE reasons? How about he burped in my face, tried to bed me before passing out (EEW), then told me I wasn't good enough for a tumble!!! NO ONE DENYS ME AND LIVES! even if they are repulsive and none doable!  Just ask Loghaine! (Oh loghaine.. Totally doable if I didn't chop his head off))

I cannot argue with this logic.  My hat is off to you.  Death to Oghren!


Thank you! I will bring the rope you bring the smelly dwarf