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[mellifera]

ipgd wrote...

Fenris is a huge diva.

He's got the shiny stirrup tights and leather feathers to prove it.

[Amondra]

ipgd wrote...

Fenris is a huge diva.

Is he ever.  I had to stop using him, out of the fact he was wearing on my tiny heart string I had for him.  But at least he had one.  Seb didn't get one at all.  Guy creeps me out.

[Camilladilla]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Because Hawke's an oddball.
"Here, Anders. This is an amulet that will get you killed if you're seen with it."
"Here, Fenris. This is a sword that reminds of your former master. You know, when you were a slave?"
"Here, Aveline. This is a shield so you can replace your dead husband's old shield."
"Here, Merrill. I got you these Dalish artifacts to remind you that your clan hates you."

Varric and Isabela's gifts are the only ones that make sense. Oh, and Seb's.

Even Isabela's makes me go shifty eyes if you believe that she's infertile as some of the theories that are floating around claim.

Modifié par Camilladilla, 02 avril 2011 - 10:43 .

[Threeparts]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Because Hawke's an oddball.
"Here, Anders. This is an amulet that will get you killed if you're seen with it."
"Here, Fenris. This is a sword that reminds of your former master. You know, when you were a slave?"
"Here, Aveline. This is a shield so you can replace your dead husband's old shield."
"Here, Merrill. I got you these Dalish artifacts to remind you that your clan hates you."

Varric and Isabela's gifts are the only ones that make sense. Oh, and Seb's.

"Here, Isabela. This is a ship in a bottle, maybe you won't break this one so easily."

Hawke is Kirkwall's biggest troll.

[greatbriton]

Kawamura wrote...

leggywillow wrote...

So do you guys think Anders had a remote detonator on that Chantry bomb?  Or was it more like

Anders: Hey Hawke... you should maybe not get too close to the Chantry next Tuesday, around 5 pm
Hawke: Huh? Why?
Anders: Because... there's gonna be a... um... traffic jam.  Of horse carts.
Hawke: Oh phew, thanks for the warning! ::skips away to La-La Land::

I got the feeling it was spelled and connected to that staff-tapping thing he did.

That's how I like to see it

[CrookedAsylum]

Threeparts wrote...

"Here, Isabela. This is a ship in a bottle, maybe you won't break this one so easily."

Hawke is Kirkwall's biggest troll.

I thought that was Anders, if he ends up siding with the Templars?

[Purposeof-Flight]

Kolotosa wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Because Hawke's an oddball.
"Here, Anders. This is an amulet that will get you killed if you're seen with it."
"Here, Fenris. This is a sword that reminds of your former master. You know, when you were a slave?"
"Here, Aveline. This is a shield so you can replace your dead husband's old shield."
"Here, Merrill. I got you these Dalish artifacts to remind you that your clan hates you."

Varric and Isabela's gifts are the only ones that make sense. Oh, and Seb's.

Yeah, well, Aveline is a total ****. I sell that dead templar's shield as soon as we get to Kirkwall.

LOL YOUR MEMENTO IS NOW COPPERS!

She gives me total dirty look when talking about me selling the shield.
Like, "Whoa sorry, but it was pretty ****ty quality and I'm an effing mage. Don't wanna be looking at Templar paraphenalia. Not in my party, missy."

[Threeparts]

CrookedAsylum wrote...

Threeparts wrote...

"Here, Isabela. This is a ship in a bottle, maybe you won't break this one so easily."

Hawke is Kirkwall's biggest troll.

I thought that was Anders, if he ends up siding with the Templars?

That's just due to Hawke's bad influence rubbing off on him. Trolling Under the Influence of Hawke is an increasing problem in the Free Marches.

Modifié par Threeparts, 02 avril 2011 - 10:46 .

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

CrookedAsylum wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

The staff thwacking never stops at the Gay Dude Hawke estate.

Cheerio.

Thank you kindly!

[LT123]

On gifts:

And even with Isabela she's like "Great, thanks for giving me the tiny ship to drive home the fact that I don't have a real one. <_<" And Hawke's like, "That's the point. :wizard:"

Modifié par LT123, 02 avril 2011 - 10:46 .

[Threeparts]

CrookedAsylum wrote...

Staff-thumping? What? When?

Right before he Jengas the Chantry.

[leggywillow]

Pseudocognition wrote...

leggywillow wrote...

Anders can thwack his staff all day long as far as Hawke is concerned.  Or she can thwack his staff for him.  HEH.

The staff thwacking never stops at the Gay Dude Hawke estate.

[insert trollface here]

Y'know, I can just picture this happening:

Bodahn: Oh yes, ever since Master Anders moved in, the two of them just polish each other's staffs all day long
Guest: ::spittake:: What?!
Bodahn: That's what Master Hawke says they're doing cloistered away all day.  Oh they're at it for hours every day, just working away on those staves.
Guest: O_O
Isabela: ::perv face::
Merrill: I can't imagine how their staffs get so dirty in the first place.  Mine rarely gets dirty.

[Periph]

greatbriton wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

leggywillow wrote...

So do you guys think Anders had a remote detonator on that Chantry bomb?  Or was it more like

Anders: Hey Hawke... you should maybe not get too close to the Chantry next Tuesday, around 5 pm
Hawke: Huh? Why?
Anders: Because... there's gonna be a... um... traffic jam.  Of horse carts.
Hawke: Oh phew, thanks for the warning! ::skips away to La-La Land::

I got the feeling it was spelled and connected to that staff-tapping thing he did.

That's how I like to see it

That's what I figured. The range and fact that no one notices it make that harder to explain, but some of the staff combat animations do include stabbing the ground in order to make a magical effect come out of the ground elsewhere.

[LastFadingSmile]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...



She gives me total dirty look when talking about me selling the shield.
Like, "Whoa sorry, but it was pretty ****ty quality and I'm an effing mage. Don't wanna be looking at Templar paraphenalia. Not in my party, missy."

I stopped caring about her stupid feelings when on the second go through, she had Wesley's shield equipped when I gave it to her, and got still all pissy at me for "passing the shield around".

**** you and the dead templar you rode in on, lady.

[Purposeof-Flight]

[quote]LT123 wrote...


[/quote]

Because Hawke's an oddball.
"Here, Anders. This is an amulet that will get you killed if you're seen with it."
"Here, Fenris. This is a sword that reminds of your former master. You know, when you were a slave?"
"Here, Aveline. This is a shield so you can replace your dead husband's old shield."
"Here, Merrill. I got you these Dalish artifacts to remind you that your clan hates you."

Varric and Isabela's gifts are the only ones that make sense. Oh, and Seb's.

[/quote]

And even with Isabela she's like "Great, thanks for giving me the tiny ship to drive home the fact that I don't have a real one. <_<"

And Hawke's like, "That's the point. :wizard:"

[/quote]

Ahhh Hawke.
My male violent warrior Hawke was just like, "Take the damn ship and stop your whining."
Just like with Merrill.

Merrill: Do you know what this ring is made of?
Hawke: Woman, I do not care. I just saw it and thought you would like it. Didn't think you'd talk my face off, demon.

But of course, Anders' gift exchange is like

Anders: Do you want me to hang? It's sacrilege to wear these.
Hawke: (gazing lovingly at him) No....I just thought you might like it. Here, let me tuck it into your inner coat pocket.

[nodice]

Sable Rhapsody wrote...

nodice wrote...

Sable Rhapsody wrote...
AHH!  Adorable kitten is adorable 

My boyfriend and I are thinking of getting a kitten after I graduate and move in with him.  KITTEHS.

Except she's four years old 

And seriously, DO IT! There's nothing like boyfriends and cats. A big man talking to the little kitten. Fuzzbuckets <3

Except that my boyfriend loves funny cat videos, so he'd probably do things like put the poor cat in a box or on the treadmill just to see what it does 

A couple of ****slaps and the cat has taught him not to mess with her 

Btw, it's impossible to get Anders to rivalry. I have no idea how you guys do it. He likes everything 

[Purposeof-Flight]

Kolotosa wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...



She gives me total dirty look when talking about me selling the shield.
Like, "Whoa sorry, but it was pretty ****ty quality and I'm an effing mage. Don't wanna be looking at Templar paraphenalia. Not in my party, missy."

I stopped caring about her stupid feelings when on the second go through, she had Wesley's shield equipped when I gave it to her, and got still all pissy at me for "passing the shield around".

**** you and the dead templar you rode in on, lady.

Wait, I'm confused.
So if you unequip it then re-equip it she still gets angry that you "pass it around"?
It's not like Wesley gives a damn.

[SurelyForth]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

She gives me total dirty look when talking about me selling the shield.
Like, "Whoa sorry, but it was pretty ****ty quality and I'm an effing mage. Don't wanna be looking at Templar paraphenalia. Not in my party, missy."

I didn't even sell it and she gave me grief for getting rid of it! I really wished there was an "It's in my Chest O' Sentimentality, along with all y'all's starting weapons, my Fereldan Field Armor and that staff that looks like The Lamppost in Winter!" option.

And rivalgifting Fenris is one of my favorite parts of this game. Oh, Fenris. If Anders didn't exist, I would be so obsessed with you.

[Purposeof-Flight]

nodice wrote...

Sable Rhapsody wrote...

nodice wrote...

Sable Rhapsody wrote...
AHH!  Adorable kitten is adorable 

My boyfriend and I are thinking of getting a kitten after I graduate and move in with him.  KITTEHS.

Except she's four years old 

And seriously, DO IT! There's nothing like boyfriends and cats. A big man talking to the little kitten. Fuzzbuckets <3

Except that my boyfriend loves funny cat videos, so he'd probably do things like put the poor cat in a box or on the treadmill just to see what it does 

A couple of ****slaps and the cat has taught him not to mess with her 

Btw, it's impossible to get Anders to rivalry. I have no idea how you guys do it. He likes everything 

Just go "templars rule".
And go, "mages suck, they need to be in the circle".
And he pretty much hates your guts by the end of Act 1.

Basically, you have to send every mage you come across to the Circle.

[Amondra]

leggywillow wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

leggywillow wrote...

Anders can thwack his staff all day long as far as Hawke is concerned.  Or she can thwack his staff for him.  HEH.

The staff thwacking never stops at the Gay Dude Hawke estate.

[insert trollface here]

Y'know, I can just picture this happening:

Bodahn: Oh yes, ever since Master Anders moved in, the two of them just polish each other's staffs all day long
Guest: ::spittake:: What?!
Bodahn: That's what Master Hawke says they're doing cloistered away all day.  Oh they're at it for hours every day, just working away on those staves.
Guest: O_O
Isabela: ::perv face::
Merrill: I can't imagine how their staffs get so dirty in the first place.  Mine rarely gets dirty.

Oh Merrill your innocence is something to behold.  Also makes my Boyfriend go all fanboy lol

[leggywillow]

Kolotosa wrote...
**** you and the dead templar you rode in on, lady.

Okay, I love Aveline, but this is the most hilarious inappropriate mental image I've ever had.

[ipgd]

leggywillow wrote...

Merrill: I can't imagine how their staffs get so dirty in the first place.  Mine rarely gets dirty.

Oh my god. I have the most incredible mental image right now.

[Purposeof-Flight]

There are many variations of the Isabela perv face. I especially like the one she has when she's talking about Fenris being in shackles.

[nodice]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Just go "templars rule".
And go, "mages suck, they need to be in the circle".
And he pretty much hates your guts by the end of Act 1.

Basically, you have to send every mage you come across to the Circle.

I did!! Fenris loves me, that should tell something  But no, Anders's at friendship. I try to use the nasty dialogue too, I've done it all, but no manifesto reading for me <_<

Modifié par nodice, 02 avril 2011 - 10:55 .

[Anarya]

Yeah you don't even really have to be a dick or a super Templar supporter, just support the Circle and send all the mages back there and you'll get rivalry fast.