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yukidama wrote...

That's why he feels comfortable doing this, I guess?
<snip>

Is he trying to cop a feel?

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Purposeof-Flight wrote...

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Purposeof-Flight wrote...

I think Lucius Hawke just mind-slapped Anders.
He's trying to suck up to Knight-Commander Meredith and Anders just jumped all up in her face, ranting about this and that. When he is an apostate. A POSSESSED apostate. -facepalm-
Hawke was like, "Shut up, Anders. We don't want to hear it."


Yeah, I guess Anders is pretty confident Hawke will have his back in those situations. I just spoke to Cullen about Alrik and Anders was all up in the conversation. Granted, it's true that Hawke is an idiot for strolling up to the Knight-Captain and being all "I FOUND THIS NOTE ON A DEAD TEMPLAR!" in the first place, but Anders doesn't need to bait him.


What's funny is my Hawke has never given him the impression that he will.
I guess because Hawke has a bit of a soft spot for him, Anders thinks he can dance naked in front of the templars shooting fireballs in the sky and he'll still be protected. <_<

My templar-supporting Hawke was the same way! She was a huge Meredith fangirl and random people on the streets were commenting on it. Meredith specifically uses Hawke as an example of an apostate-catcher. And Anders really feels secure enough to openly put forward his agenda in front of anyone even remotely in a position of power? That's some dedication. Particularly after Hawke openly sold him out when he was standing right there...

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ipgd wrote...

yukidama wrote...

That's why he feels comfortable doing this, I guess?
<snip>

Is he trying to cop a feel?


Purple nurple.

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Isaantia wrote...

yukidama wrote...

That's why he feels comfortable doing this, I guess?
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Give us freedom or I tweak your nipples!


I will never look at this scene the same again

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Absolutely covering things. He gets very very shirty with Nathaniel for asking why the Templars always find him. He's like "What am I supposed to do?? Of course they sodding find me. They've got my PHYLACTERY you big dumb Howe."

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Isaantia wrote...

yukidama wrote...

That's why he feels comfortable doing this, I guess?
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Give us freedom or I tweak your nipples!


Anders does not realize that nipple tweakage is ineffectual when the person being threatend is wearing chest armour.

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The only thing about default Anders that has me a little scrunch-faced is how dark his stubble is, which is totally D-U-M but whatever. I'm sure it's that way because it reads better.

Somewhat related, I find myself staring at Thrask and his lack of any stubble at all. Just the goatee, and NOTHIN' ELSE. Dude must shave every couple of hours, just in case.

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Camilladilla wrote...

Anders does not realize that nipple tweakage is ineffectual when the person being threatend is wearing chest armour.


Maybe he learned that fancy fisting trick from Fenris.

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Camilladilla wrote...

Anders does not realize that nipple tweakage is ineffectual when the person being threatend is wearing chest armour.


Therein lies the reason he developed sparklefingers in the first place. What better way to penetrate the treasures of the lady templars?

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@Sjofn He's a ginger. They don't have hair problems. One of my best friends has hair Thrask's colour and he only has to shave every week or so :D.

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yukidama wrote...
That's why he feels comfortable doing this, I guess?
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Hawke: Listen, Anders, you know I love you, right?
Anders: Of course!
Hawke: Weeelll... that said, no more ****** twisting the Knight-Commander.  I won't stick up for you again.
Anders: I didn't ******-twist her!
Hawke: Okay, maybe not, but you grabbed her nipple and said "Deedle deedle".  She didn't appreciate it.
Anders: ...sorry
Hawke: Sorry?  I had to kill 10 templars to get us out of there, remember?
Anders: ::sexy pouty face::
Hawke: ::sigh:: Just don't do it again.

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Sarah1281 wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

SurelyForth wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

I think Lucius Hawke just mind-slapped Anders.
He's trying to suck up to Knight-Commander Meredith and Anders just jumped all up in her face, ranting about this and that. When he is an apostate. A POSSESSED apostate. -facepalm-
Hawke was like, "Shut up, Anders. We don't want to hear it."


Yeah, I guess Anders is pretty confident Hawke will have his back in those situations. I just spoke to Cullen about Alrik and Anders was all up in the conversation. Granted, it's true that Hawke is an idiot for strolling up to the Knight-Captain and being all "I FOUND THIS NOTE ON A DEAD TEMPLAR!" in the first place, but Anders doesn't need to bait him.


What's funny is my Hawke has never given him the impression that he will.
I guess because Hawke has a bit of a soft spot for him, Anders thinks he can dance naked in front of the templars shooting fireballs in the sky and he'll still be protected. <_<

My templar-supporting Hawke was the same way! She was a huge Meredith fangirl and random people on the streets were commenting on it. Meredith specifically uses Hawke as an example of an apostate-catcher. And Anders really feels secure enough to openly put forward his agenda in front of anyone even remotely in a position of power? That's some dedication. Particularly after Hawke openly sold him out when he was standing right there...


Yep. Lucius is templars all the WAY. Sold Anders out, bigtime. Basically told him he was an abomination throughout the entire game.
Only difference is that they're still in a romance, so I guess Anders is like, "Well he doens't exactly like me, but he can't deny that I'm fantastic in bed. That should be enough to protect me. HEY MEREDITH, SUCK MY SCHLONG."
Meanwhile, Lucius is lke, "OH GAWD ANDERS. Why don't you just go and shake your junk in the templar's face while you're at it? I don't think they get you hate them enough."

JEEZ. <_< Testing my limits.

Modifié par Purposeof-Flight, 03 avril 2011 - 04:11 .


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ipgd wrote...

Therein lies the reason he developed sparklefingers in the first place. What better way to penetrate the treasures of the lady templars?


Even with the handy dandy image to help, it's only now that I'm getting horrible mental images of Anders/Meredith. Damn you.

Modifié par Camilladilla, 03 avril 2011 - 04:11 .


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Miri1984 wrote...

@Sjofn He's a ginger. They don't have hair problems. One of my best friends has hair Thrask's colour and he only has to shave every week or so :D.


Maybe he has that goatee because thats the only place hair actually grows on his face.

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Amondra wrote...

Isaantia wrote...

yukidama wrote...

That's why he feels comfortable doing this, I guess?
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Give us freedom or I tweak your nipples!


I will never look at this scene the same again


Honk, honk, Meredith.

#13691
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Sjofn wrote...

The only thing about default Anders that has me a little scrunch-faced is how dark his stubble is, which is totally D-U-M but whatever. I'm sure it's that way because it reads better.

Somewhat related, I find myself staring at Thrask and his lack of any stubble at all. Just the goatee, and NOTHIN' ELSE. Dude must shave every couple of hours, just in case.

Maybe Thrask had an elven parent. Feynriel mentioned something about minor physical differences he always felt would make it clear to everyone he was the son of an elf. Slow-growing facial hair could easily be one of those things.

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Sjofn wrote...

The only thing about default Anders that has me a little scrunch-faced is how dark his stubble is, which is totally D-U-M but whatever. I'm sure it's that way because it reads better.

Somewhat related, I find myself staring at Thrask and his lack of any stubble at all. Just the goatee, and NOTHIN' ELSE. Dude must shave every couple of hours, just in case.


No, Anders just bleaches his hair.

The carpet doesn't match the drapes. I'm just sayin'!

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I've alwys wondered - what merchant sells hair ties? *grin*

#13694
Purposeof-Flight

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Anders makes his own.
Out of the waistband of Hawke's smallclothes. -snerk-

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Sjofn wrote...

The only thing about default Anders that has me a little scrunch-faced is how dark his stubble is, which is totally D-U-M but whatever. I'm sure it's that way because it reads better.


Strangely enough it's not really that uncommon for men to have different colored facial hair. My boyfriend has the exact same color hair as Anders and his stubble and eyebrows are just as dark. 

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lamppostinwinter wrote...

Strangely enough it's not really that uncommon for men to have different colored facial hair. My boyfriend has the exact same color hair as Anders and his stubble and eyebrows are just as dark. 


Same.  My boyfriend's a sandy blonde like Anders, and his facial hair's darker too.  Yay for scruffy blondes!

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ipgd wrote...

Bioware can railroad me all night long.


I'm quoting you on this. Hope you don't mind.

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Miri1984 wrote...

@Sjofn He's a ginger. They don't have hair problems. One of my best friends has hair Thrask's colour and he only has to shave every week or so :D.


My extremely hairy, redheaded ex-boyfriend would uh. Dispute that claim.

Seriously, dude was hairy as all get out.

Also, my husband has hair roughly the same color Anders' is, and his stubble is all sorts of colors (mostly darkish blonde with some brown and red thrown in, it looks better than it sounds though :P). But for some reason I look at Anders' stubble and go :pinched:.

Modifié par Sjofn, 03 avril 2011 - 04:33 .


#13699
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LMFAO.
Yay for hairy men. My boyfriend's legs are covered in hair so thick, a giraffe could get lost in it. Haha

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My husband is like. The complete opposite of the ex, hair-wise (well, and in some other ways but we probably don't need to go there). He has three (3) chest hairs, does my husband. He was not amused when I counted.

He has a cute goatee. He can't grow a full beard, though, it's all patchy on the rest of his face. No epic beards for Sjofn.

Modifié par Sjofn, 03 avril 2011 - 04:36 .