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#14201
nodice

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ipgd wrote...

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Yeah, but Cullen's got metal trousers underneath his dress.

Total **** block, metal trousers. In a very literal (and painful) way.


Cullen's secretly a very bad boy and goes commando. Don't tell Gregoir.

Tell Greagoir? He was the trendsetter.


Ah, so if Cullen wore pants he'd be the real rebel! I suppose if everyone's used to all the templars running around with their stuff exposed wearing steel pants would be exotic and hot. (And hot.)

#14202
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ipgd wrote...
The tower's probably a bigger place than the game allowed us to see, anyway. Wynne specifically says she'd never met you/hadn't spoken to you/just didn't remember you/whatever when you talk to her at Ostagar as a mage warden, even having lived there for most of their lives.

Given Cullen was fresh meat during the mage origin, he'd probably just not been there long enough to have known Anders, especially if that was around when he was doing his time in solitary. Both of them got out of the Ferelden Circle not long after that, anyway.


::gasp:: Get out of here with your logic!

::Spartan kick:: THIS IS THE INTERNET!

#14203
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Irving and Greagior? o_o My Kane Amell wants to be blissfully unaware about that. He thinks of Irving as a father, and Greagior as some annoying school principal.

Ashwraith wrote...

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I pair Kaya Hawke and Justice. But I guess it's really Anders/Kaya/Justice, with Anders and Justice sharing a girlfriend.


Suddenly, that whole 'sandwich' crack smacks of a double entendre. >.>

And now I like that line so much more. xD

Kaya: Want a sandwich?
Anders: I'm not hungry.
Kaya: ...I was talking about you, me, and Justice.
Justice: I like the sound of this sandwich. We should investigate.
Anders: Quiet, you!
Kaya: You could have just said you don't like the idea. ):
Justice: I like her ideas.
Anders: Pleeeease, stop talking. >_<


Why doesn't this stuff happen in game! I would have been all over that! I love Justice <3

#14204
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Kawamura wrote...

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What, Blood Mage/Thrall?

I thought that was quite canon.

I thought of the wrong "Thrall" at first and that conjured up some powerful and mildly disturbing mental images.


D:

Why do you do this omigawdmakieitstoppleaselord.

Thrall did have a thing for human mages.

Trophonius wrote...

Since we're on Elthina: I just wanted to say, "HOW DARE YOU?" when she tells you that gossiping is a sin. Whatcrawled up on her *** I wonder.

She's had a personal vendetta against gossiping ever since those nasty rumors about her and the altar boys.

#14205
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ipgd wrote...
Thrall did have a thing for human mages.


Yeah. A huge, not gonna fit thing.

The nightmares will start again. Thank you.

#14206
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Why doesn't this stuff happen in game! I would have been all over that! I love Justice <3

Because it's a pattern. My absolute favorite character isn't romanceable, but another one of my favorites is by the second game. xD Too bad. My Warden kind of flirted with him in Awakening.

#14207
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Kim Shepard wrote...

Amondra wrote...

Why doesn't this stuff happen in game! I would have been all over that! I love Justice <3

Because it's a pattern. My absolute favorite character isn't romanceable, but another one of my favorites is by the second game. xD Too bad. My Warden kind of flirted with him in Awakening.


Oh I am sure my Warden is kicking and screaming her cousin is getting tapping that ass and got DAT KISS!

#14208
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Kawamura wrote...

ipgd wrote...
Thrall did have a thing for human mages.


Yeah. A huge, not gonna fit thing.

The nightmares will start again. Thank you.

You'd be surprised just how much can fit in there. Where there's a will, there's a way.

#14209
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Amondra wrote...

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Amondra wrote...

Why doesn't this stuff happen in game! I would have been all over that! I love Justice <3

Because it's a pattern. My absolute favorite character isn't romanceable, but another one of my favorites is by the second game. xD Too bad. My Warden kind of flirted with him in Awakening.


Oh I am sure my Warden is kicking and screaming her cousin is getting tapping that ass and got DAT KISS!


Meanwhile, mine is having entirely too much fun tormenting Hawke.

Saya Amell: I heard Ser Cullen was reassigned to Kirkwall. Give him my regards, won't you? Oh, and this.

Ravenna Hawke: The hell is this?

Saya Amell: Just a token of my affection. I want him to know my thoughts are with him.

Ravenna Hawke: ...Cousin, these are your undergarments.

Saya AmellExactly.

Ravenna Hawke: I hate you so much.

Saya Amell
: *cackle*

Ravenna Hawke: GO BACK TO PAR VOLLEN. :C

Modifié par Ashwraith, 03 avril 2011 - 10:38 .


#14210
Kim Shepard

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Amondra wrote...

Kim Shepard wrote...

Amondra wrote...

Why doesn't this stuff happen in game! I would have been all over that! I love Justice <3

Because it's a pattern. My absolute favorite character isn't romanceable, but another one of my favorites is by the second game. xD Too bad. My Warden kind of flirted with him in Awakening.


Oh I am sure my Warden is kicking and screaming her cousin is getting tapping that ass and got DAT KISS!

Yeah, same for my Warden. Kaia would be totally jealous of Kaya if she knew. They're basically the same person with a few minor changes, they both like Anders and Justice, and Kaya is the one who got both of them in a magical two-for-one special.

#14211
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throwing this on here before i run off to work.

> Anders: Be the other guy.

listening to homestuck music on loop makes me draw dumb stuff like this. :mellow:

/flee

#14212
Amondra

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Ashwraith wrote...

Amondra wrote...

Kim Shepard wrote...

Amondra wrote...

Why doesn't this stuff happen in game! I would have been all over that! I love Justice <3

Because it's a pattern. My absolute favorite character isn't romanceable, but another one of my favorites is by the second game. xD Too bad. My Warden kind of flirted with him in Awakening.


Oh I am sure my Warden is kicking and screaming her cousin is getting tapping that ass and got DAT KISS!


Meanwhile, mine is having entirely too much fun tormenting Hawke.

Saya Amell: I heard Ser Cullen was reassigned to Kirkwall. Give him my regards, won't you? Oh, and this.

Ravenna Hawke: The hell is this?

Saya Amell: Just a token of my affection. I want him to know my thoughts are with him.

Ravenna Hawke: ...Cousin, these are your undergarments.

Saya AmellExactly.

Ravenna Hawke: ....
I hate you so much.

Saya Amell
: *cackle*

Ravenna Hawke: GO BACK TO PAR VOLLEN. :C


ROFL damn Par Vollen.  I seriously had a moron moment.  When I first saw a Sten, I was like NOOOO.  Then I remembered Sten was a title and not his name...I was glad no one was there to see that.

#14213
Kawamura

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ipgd wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

ipgd wrote...
Thrall did have a thing for human mages.


Yeah. A huge, not gonna fit thing.

The nightmares will start again. Thank you.

You'd be surprised just how much can fit in there. Where there's a will, there's a way.


Fit without tearing. Fit without tearing!

#14214
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Kawamura wrote...

ipgd wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

ipgd wrote...
Thrall did have a thing for human mages.


Yeah. A huge, not gonna fit thing.

The nightmares will start again. Thank you.

You'd be surprised just how much can fit in there. Where there's a will, there's a way.


Fit without tearing. Fit without tearing!

You're very, very lucky this board has rules. I have video evidence.

#14215
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tarantella wrote...

throwing this on here before i run off to work.

> Anders: Be the other guy.

listening to homestuck music on loop makes me draw dumb stuff like this. :mellow:

/flee


Nice :D

I want moar Anders art from you! MOAR.

#14216
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tarantella wrote...

throwing this on here before i run off to work.

> Anders: Be the other guy.

listening to homestuck music on loop makes me draw dumb stuff like this. :mellow:

/flee


Vrrry nice <3

Modifié par yukidama, 03 avril 2011 - 10:49 .


#14217
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Kawamura wrote...

ipgd wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

ipgd wrote...
Thrall did have a thing for human mages.


Yeah. A huge, not gonna fit thing.

The nightmares will start again. Thank you.

You'd be surprised just how much can fit in there. Where there's a will, there's a way.


Fit without tearing. Fit without tearing!


I love this thread.

Even when it's off-topic, it's still on-topic.

#14218
Kawamura

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ipgd wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

ipgd wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

ipgd wrote...
Thrall did have a thing for human mages.


Yeah. A huge, not gonna fit thing.

The nightmares will start again. Thank you.

You'd be surprised just how much can fit in there. Where there's a will, there's a way.


Fit without tearing. Fit without tearing!

You're very, very lucky this board has rules. I have video evidence.


Is it, er, is it the blue one?

#14219
mellifera

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Image IPB

*dead*

#14220
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Oh Anders, u so sassy

#14221
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yukidama wrote...

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*dead*


I don't even think...my mind is breaking now....

#14222
ipgd

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Kawamura wrote...

ipgd wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

ipgd wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

ipgd wrote...
Thrall did have a thing for human mages.


Yeah. A huge, not gonna fit thing.

The nightmares will start again. Thank you.

You'd be surprised just how much can fit in there. Where there's a will, there's a way.


Fit without tearing. Fit without tearing!

You're very, very lucky this board has rules. I have video evidence.


Is it, er, is it the blue one?

I would be banned so much.

"Zeta thor" should find you all you need to know.

yukidama wrote...

<snip>
*dead*

He's making it work.

#14223
Kawamura

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I would be banned so much.

"Zeta thor" should find you all you need to know.


Oh god. Is it the yellow one, then?

#14224
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*dead*


Oh Anders.  You're so sassy.

Can we start making Zoolander jokes again or have we gone through all of those?

That Anders is so hot right now.

#14225
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*dead*


Daaaamn, that's FIERCE! He could get it.

Makes the vogue twirling headcanon now.

Modifié par Trophonius, 03 avril 2011 - 11:07 .