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#14901
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Ryzaki wrote...

Ugh. I've been thinking about it too much and I realized about 90% of my Hawke's would be suicidal by the end of the game. >_> 

They've lost everything they cared about by the end of Act 2. 


My canon Hawke is far too pissed off at the entire world to be depressed.
Her mental state is pretty much, "**** you, darkspawn, for killing my brother and daddy. **** you, Wardens, for taking my sister. **** you, crazy-ass blood mage, for killing my mother. **** you, entire screwed-up hellmouth of a city, for ****ing up the last seven years of my life. Come on, crazypants apostate lover, let's blow this joint."

My rather more delicate mage, though? Oh, her creys never stop.

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#14902
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My main Hawke was rather tough. Every bad thing that happened just made her more determined. By the end, she was all geared up to fight by Anders' side. I don't think she'd be the happiest person in Thedas, but she would be far from suicidal.

leggywillow wrote...

ipgd wrote...

My Hawkes
are all either a) intensely insane, B) living it up as viscount, or c)
honey badger don't give a **** he a honey badger

there ain't no time for dying son


LOL.

Hawke is like a crazy nastyass honey badger.


Lordy, how I love the honeybadger. <3

That's totally my rogue Hawke too. Rogue Hawke don't give a ****. He's just gonna go pirate with Izzy.

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#14903
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Sig twins ;D Im glad more people who understand it are using it. We lol'd quite a bit while discussing it in chat.

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So.... Take Anders 'three times a day'  'Every four hours' and "????" times 365 days (a full year).  then 'Take as needed'.



Not sure about the 'h.s.' but I assume it's along the same lines?

#14904
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Ambeth wrote...

So.... Take Anders 'three times a day'  'Every four hours' and "????" times 365 days (a full year).  then 'Take as needed'.

Not sure about the 'h.s.' but I assume it's along the same lines?


"h.s." is at bedtime.

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*spams*

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Anders is making me spew out stupid drawings like WHOA.

#14906
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Threeparts wrote...
My canon Hawke is far too pissed off at the entire world to be depressed.
Her mental state is pretty much, "**** you, darkspawn, for killing my brother and daddy. **** you, Wardens, for taking my sister. **** you, crazy-ass blood mage, for killing my mother. **** you, entire screwed-up hellmouth of a city, for ****ing up the last seven years of my life. Come on, crazypants apostate lover, let's blow this joint."

My rather more delicate mage, though? Oh, her creys never stop.


My Hawke's aren't crying rivers at this point but they're not exactly caring about living. They're kind of...what do you call it...limbo? They'll pick dangerous fights and not care how wounded they get but they won't throw themselves off a bridge. 

And very quiet and angry. (Well except my nice Hawke's. They just smile that same empty broken smile.) 

Though lol your canon Hawke sounds fun. 

My mage is just tired. Of everything. His annoying little bro is dead, his sis is dead, his dad is dead, his mom is dead, Meredith is breathing down his neck and ugh he's just done. The people he tried to help (Grace) end up crazy and killing other good people (Thrask), he can't seem to do anything right. 

I'm gonna replay him. For the lulz. :lol: I like to have my character suffering and being broken. 

Doesn't help that the last convo with Anders sounds like Justice has completely taken over so that's one more person they lost. 

Though I do have my jerkwad determinator Doesn't-Let-Anything Phase him rogue. 

Modifié par Ryzaki, 04 avril 2011 - 08:30 .


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Anders is making me spew out stupid drawings like WHOA.


omg lol

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Threeparts wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

Ugh. I've been thinking about it too much and I realized about 90% of my Hawke's would be suicidal by the end of the game. >_> 

They've lost everything they cared about by the end of Act 2. 


My canon Hawke is far too pissed off at the entire world to be depressed.
Her mental state is pretty much, "**** you, darkspawn, for killing my brother and daddy. **** you, Wardens, for taking my sister. **** you, crazy-ass blood mage, for killing my mother. **** you, entire screwed-up hellmouth of a city, for ****ing up the last seven years of my life. Come on, crazypants apostate lover, let's blow this joint."

My rather more delicate mage, though? Oh, her creys never stop.

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Your canon Hawke sounds like mine lol.  She just wanted to blow all of Kirkwall sky high by the end of the game.  Sometimes I think she was looking at Anders going "WHY ONLY THE CHANTRY?!"

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Threeparts wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

Ugh. I've been thinking about it too much and I realized about 90% of my Hawke's would be suicidal by the end of the game. >_> 

They've lost everything they cared about by the end of Act 2. 


My canon Hawke is far too pissed off at the entire world to be depressed.
Her mental state is pretty much, "**** you, darkspawn, for killing my brother and daddy. **** you, Wardens, for taking my sister. **** you, crazy-ass blood mage, for killing my mother. **** you, entire screwed-up hellmouth of a city, for ****ing up the last seven years of my life. Come on, crazypants apostate lover, let's blow this joint."

My rather more delicate mage, though? Oh, her creys never stop.

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Oh, Margaret was plenty pissed.  But under that was a little bit of, "This ****ing town has taken everyone I care about, you're not taking HIM, too!"

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SurelyForth wrote...

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I'm not sure how suicidal my Hawkes could be since they all were unknowing and ignorant, just blustering into Kirkwall like some natural disaster because "we're just trying to survive!"


My main Hawke is pretty resiliant. It sucks that Bethany is with the Grey Wardens and hates her, but she had no choice and at least she's not dead. It sucks that Leandra died, and ohmakersodramatic, but she can mourn her and move on. Of course, she thinks that Leandra was never going to fully heal after Carver's death and Bethany becoming a Warden.

Anders getting crazier is the worst thing happening to her in Act 3, but even then she's committed herself to be there for him and she gets as much healthy social interactions from her other friends as she can. 

I think the ending is actually...good for her. Yeah, she's scared ****less and she feels terrible when she realizes what Anders was keeping to himself and what he must have been feeling to do what he did, but it's movement. As long as the stalemate existed, she was stuck in a holding pattern, trying to be as diplomatic as she can and never really quite sure where her place really was. On the run with Anders, she knows exactly where her place is and...yeah. I think her biggest regret is dragging Aveline down with her.


^This. Although I'll say that my main Hawke would've been so much more of a huge mess without Varric around. She spent most of Act III wondering why Anders was lying to her about the Justice spell. So when the Chantry blew, it was a relief in that it removed the stalemate, AND the worst of what she feared MIGHT be coming could now be faced.

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Sialater wrote...

So... a friend suggested Police's "Every Breath You Take" for Anders.


It IS the most famous stalker song ever. If the stolen undies fit...

#14912
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Sialater wrote...

So... a friend suggested Police's "Every Breath You Take" for Anders.


I choked on my coffee, let out a cackle worthy of Flemeth, and added it to the playlist. :lol:

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So.... Take Anders 'three times a day'  'Every four hours' and "????" times 365 days (a full year).  then 'Take as needed'.

Not sure about the 'h.s.' but I assume it's along the same lines?


"h.s." is at bedtime.


So the p.r.n. at the end has nothing to do with porn? 

#14914
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Threeparts wrote...

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I laughed for a good three minutes at the templar in the back. :lol: 

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Ryzaki wrote...

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This has Benny Hill music playing in the background, right?


from the warped imagination of Payroo:

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Ah, I see you didn't put his hands under the covers.  You're protecting our delicate sensibilities, thank goodness! ;)

Thank you all for my daily dose of silly.  It goes great with the awwwww gawd it hurts so much damn you BioWare but I just can't stop playing your tragic games.

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#14916
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YamiSnuffles wrote...
My main Hawke was rather tough. Every bad thing that happened just made her more determined. By the end, she was all geared up to fight by Anders' side. 


Same with my main Hawke.  She's hardly a hero, but the one heroic quality I gave her was her Determinator edge. She just channels all that pain and fear into cold fury, and dishes it back tenfold.

What made the end easier for her is that she didn't necessarily see it as a bad thing.  Especially after replaying Act 3 and getting all the stuff about Meredith sending for the Right of Annulment long before the Chantry explosion, she also thinks there's no peaceful solution.  I think she's frustrated with how unsubtle Anders is, but she doesn't disagree with him.  She was mentally prepared for a bloodbath.

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thenyxie wrote...

leggywillow wrote...

Ambeth wrote...

So.... Take Anders 'three times a day'  'Every four hours' and "????" times 365 days (a full year).  then 'Take as needed'.

Not sure about the 'h.s.' but I assume it's along the same lines?


"h.s." is at bedtime.


So the p.r.n. at the end has nothing to do with porn? 


The real question is, is Anders a suppository or do you just swallow him?


...ok, I'll stop now.

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payroo wrote...

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Anders is making me spew out stupid drawings like WHOA.


This is totally what I thought of when he said "I've lain awake at night for the last three years wanting you". I couldn't work out whether Hawke should be flattered or reaching for a spatula.

Even more so because you can initiate the romance just before he says it in Act 2. So if you never romanced him, that means he still lay awake thinking about Hawke.

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from the warped imagination of Payroo:
*snip*

Ah, I see you didn't put his hands under the covers.  You're protecting our delicate sensibilities, thank goodness! ;)

Thank you all for my daily dose of silly.  It goes great with the awwwww gawd it hurts so much damn you BioWare but I just can't stop playing your tragic games.



Haha, I needed the lulzy drawings after drawing my 8 page angstfest comic...

and I totally need to do an alternate version with the hands under the covers...

#14920
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I figure her anger and frustration was what a lot of my Hawke's snark and flippancy was hiding.

By Act III she simply didn't care about anything going on in Kirkwall anymore. She was being lied to, manipulated, pushed around, and used as a pawn, both by people she trusted and people she hated, and she was jack of it. She didn't care who she upset, who she angered, because at that point she just wanted to get off the damn crazy-train.

I totally understand where the above poster is coming from with their Hawke feeling relieved that things finally came to a head and they could leap into action and come to some kind of ending, instead of being tossed around by events. I know my Hawke finds sitting on her hands the hardest thing to do when she's raging inside that something, anything must change.

She's a total Gemini. :?

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thenyxie wrote...

SurelyForth wrote...

My main Hawke is pretty resiliant. It sucks that Bethany is with the Grey Wardens and hates her, but she had no choice and at least she's not dead. It sucks that Leandra died, and ohmakersodramatic, but she can mourn her and move on. Of course, she thinks that Leandra was never going to fully heal after Carver's death and Bethany becoming a Warden.

Anders getting crazier is the worst thing happening to her in Act 3, but even then she's committed herself to be there for him and she gets as much healthy social interactions from her other friends as she can. [...]
 


^This. Although I'll say that my main Hawke would've been so much more of a huge mess without Varric around. She spent most of Act III wondering why Anders was lying to her about the Justice spell. So when the Chantry blew, it was a relief in that it removed the stalemate, AND the worst of what she feared MIGHT be coming could now be faced.


Yes, for my Hawkes, too. Varric is the glue that holds Hawke's motley crew together. I love how he looks out for each of them, from lending twine/buying groceries for Merrill, to keeping the Coterie off of Anders' back, to writing crazy comic books about Aveline's guards, to defusing an often angry Fenris. And let's not forget how he covers for Hawke to Cassandra!

Honestly, where would we all be without Varric?

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So, I went straight to the Gallows in Act III this time around and guess what? Ser Kerras says that Meredith has asked for the Rite of Annulment STRAIGHT AWAY. That means for the whole of Act III the mages are sitting in the Gallows with doom over their heads BEFORE the Seb/Leliana mission, so when you're talking to the Grand Cleric trying to distract her from Anders planting the bomb that will kill her she KNOWS FULL WELL that Meredith is trying to kill all the mages and she STILL sits on her arse and does nothing.

I only wish she could be blown up TWICE.

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payroo wrote...

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Anders is making me spew out stupid drawings like WHOA.


I literally can't stop laughing.

And then, when I remember the "I've been aching for you" line, I can't help but squeal a bit :D

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ReallyRue wrote...
This is totally what I thought of when he said "I've lain awake at night for the last three years wanting you". I couldn't work out whether Hawke should be flattered or reaching for a spatula.

Even more so because you can initiate the romance just before he says it in Act 2. So if you never romanced him, that means he still lay awake thinking about Hawke.


To be fair, there are warning signs all over the place that he's a creeper.

And I think they just assume that you at least show some fleeting interest him at some point in Act 1, because *flail* romance content is the most important thing in these games!

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Yes, for my Hawkes, too. Varric is the glue that holds Hawke's motley crew together. I love how he looks out for each of them, from lending twine/buying groceries for Merrill, to keeping the Coterie off of Anders' back, to writing crazy comic books about Aveline's guards, to defusing an often angry Fenris. And let's not forget how he covers for Hawke to Cassandra!

Honestly, where would we all be without Varric?


We would all be helpless, hopeless and lost without Varric! Image IPB

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Miri1984 wrote...

So, I went straight to the Gallows in Act III this time around and guess what? Ser Kerras says that Meredith has asked for the Rite of Annulment STRAIGHT AWAY. That means for the whole of Act III the mages are sitting in the Gallows with doom over their heads BEFORE the Seb/Leliana mission, so when you're talking to the Grand Cleric trying to distract her from Anders planting the bomb that will kill her she KNOWS FULL WELL that Meredith is trying to kill all the mages and she STILL sits on her arse and does nothing.

I only wish she could be blown up TWICE.


Yeah it always confuses me when people say if Anders hadn't blown up the Chantry the annullment woulnd't have happened. 

Yes it would've. Only difference is that the GrandCleric would still be alive.