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[mesmerizedish]

Upsettingshorts wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

Make a male hawke
Romance Anders
????
Profit.

The "????" is gay sex.

This caused me to laugh harder than I have in weeks. Thank you, 'shorts.

[Sable Rhapsody]

AtreiyaN7 wrote...

Slamming against a wall? O_o - woops, that was in a promo for Brothers & Sisters. Pfft! That would only be interesting if it involved Anders.

(Pants) > wallslam.

[Threeparts]

lamppostinwinter wrote...

There are so many amazing things going on in this.

by mentharvenis on DA

I don't know what this is, but I like it.

Modifié par Threeparts, 05 avril 2011 - 06:57 .

[mellifera]

The eye lights are killing me.

[AtreiyaN7]

Sable Rhapsody wrote...

AtreiyaN7 wrote...

Slamming against a wall? O_o - woops, that was in a promo for Brothers & Sisters. Pfft! That would only be interesting if it involved Anders.

(Pants) > wallslam.

And (Pants) + wallslam > all! If my math works out correctly that is.

[Sable Rhapsody]

Ineffable Igor wrote...

Okay, snarky rogue Hawke is going to romance the living daylights out of Anders and then kill him at the end just for TEH DRAMAZ.

Then again, that means Sebastian sticks around.

Nevermind.

Just do as I do and kill him in your fanfic   Seb chasing my Hawke and Anders all over Thedas?  Like that was going to end well.

[leggywillow]

Oh, my poor promiscuous Hawke, gettin' all her lovers mixed up:

Anders: But what about you and Fenris?  I thought... or did the beast finally turn on you?
Hawke: SHE MEANT NOTHING TO ME.
Anders: ... wha?

[Threeparts]

AtreiyaN7 wrote...

Sable Rhapsody wrote...

AtreiyaN7 wrote...

Slamming against a wall? O_o - woops, that was in a promo for Brothers & Sisters. Pfft! That would only be interesting if it involved Anders.

(Pants) > wallslam.

And (Pants) + wallslam > all! If my math works out correctly that is.

I want this to be real. 

[upsettingshorts]

So um, whatever happened to that whole "blacking out and nibbling on the corpses of Templars" thing, eh?

[mellifera]

Upsettingshorts wrote...

So um, whatever happened to that whole "blacking out and nibbling on the corpses of Templars" thing, eh?

It was just a phase, he moved past those issues onto... bigger ones.

[Threeparts]

Upsettingshorts wrote...

So um, whatever happened to that whole "blacking out and nibbling on the corpses of Templars" thing, eh?

It's okay, he brushed his teeth later.

[Kawamura]

Threeparts wrote...

AtreiyaN7 wrote...

Sable Rhapsody wrote...

AtreiyaN7 wrote...

Slamming against a wall? O_o - woops, that was in a promo for Brothers & Sisters. Pfft! That would only be interesting if it involved Anders.

(Pants) > wallslam.

And (Pants) + wallslam > all! If my math works out correctly that is.

I want this to be real. 

What, Bodahn watching you?

I'm sure it is.

[Jean]

Upsettingshorts wrote...

So um, whatever happened to that whole "blacking out and nibbling on the corpses of Templars" thing, eh?

Those were the good old days.

but now, psh, who cares? Him being gay and constantly hitting on your dude Hawke everytime you two speak is more important. it completely ruins the gameplay immersion! plus the terrorism bit, but mostly the gay thing now. that's more important.

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

Upsettingshorts wrote...

So um, whatever happened to that whole "blacking out and nibbling on the corpses of Templars" thing, eh?

(PANTS) happened, Shorts.

[leggywillow]

Pseudocognition wrote...

Upsettingshorts wrote...

So um, whatever happened to that whole "blacking out and nibbling on the corpses of Templars" thing, eh?

(PANTS) happened, Shorts.

Followed by the removal of pants.

[sassperella]

leggywillow wrote...

Oh, my poor promiscuous Hawke, gettin' all her lovers mixed up:

Anders: But what about you and Fenris?  I thought... or did the beast finally turn on you?
Hawke: SHE MEANT NOTHING TO ME.
Anders: ... wha?

LOL yeah I got that in this playthrough. Fenris then Izzy then Anders.  (had to try it for science)

[mellifera]

Pseudocognition wrote...

Upsettingshorts wrote...

So um, whatever happened to that whole "blacking out and nibbling on the corpses of Templars" thing, eh?

(PANTS) happened, Shorts.

LOL. Yes. What's some casual cannibalism compared to some desperate face devouring?

Trolol.

[Miri1984]

leggywillow wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

Upsettingshorts wrote...

So um, whatever happened to that whole "blacking out and nibbling on the corpses of Templars" thing, eh?

(PANTS) happened, Shorts.

Followed by the removal of pants.

Followed by the destruction of the chant...ry.

Sorry. Mind in silly place.

[upsettingshorts]

I was hoping for at least one, "They were just an appetizer" quip.

[AtreiyaN7]

Upsettingshorts wrote...

So um, whatever happened to that whole "blacking out and nibbling on the corpses of Templars" thing, eh?

Considering the things I've seen Anthony Bourdain eat...I vaguely recall him eating some sort of pig sphincter dish a week or two ago. It was a restaurant devoted to offal! After seeing that, I think noshing on templars might not be all that bad.

[Sable Rhapsody]

yukidama wrote...
LOL. Yes. What's some casual cannibalism compared to some desperate face devouring?

Trolol.

Anders discovered that noming on templars was significantly more messy and less fun than face!noming Hawke 

[Camilladilla]

lamppostinwinter wrote...

There are so many amazing things going on in this.

by mentharvenis on DA

Me and my morbid sense of humour.

I'm serious. I have never really indulged in laughing out loud. I might do a little chuckle or smirk or grin like an idiot, but this picture? I laughed. Like super hardcore.

Modifié par Camilladilla, 05 avril 2011 - 07:26 .

[Trophonius]

How do you know he doesn't do that while you're sleeping? You also gave him a key that connected your house to his clinic and his clinic has a secret passageway to the Gallows.

Especially when you know Gallows = templar buffet

[Miri1984]

He probably doesn't eat them all at once. Just a limb or two of an evening. Or an appendage.

Cullen: Ser Kerras, didn't you have TWO hands yesterday?
Kerras: WTF?