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[SurelyForth]

yukidama wrote...

Don't mages have methods of birth control so they can have loads of sex in the tower without (much) consequence?

That, too.

Seriously, as much as I love Dad Anders, I think he's way too messed up and aware of how messed up he is to be ok with procreation.

ToP (sorry yuki), AU Quasi-dad Anders:



by Galagraphia

Modifié par SurelyForth, 06 avril 2011 - 06:39 .

[payroo]

Thanks guise! You're too kind (and a bunch of enablers!)

Hmm, does Anders say the "our children" line to an m!Hawke...?

[ipgd]

payroo wrote...

Thanks guise! You're too kind (and a bunch of enablers!)

Hmm, does Anders say the "our children" line to an m!Hawke...?

Nope.

[bloodtallow]

yukidama wrote...

Don't mages have methods of birth control so they can have loads of sex in the tower without (much) consequence?

Yes, indeed they do. Not 100% effective, as Wynne and the DA:O comic reveal, but still, according to in-game banter, widely-used.

[Purposeof-Flight]

Oh, and this is another example of why Anders is perfect for gaymaleHawke.
gaymaleHawke doesn't NEED children and can run alongside his handsome apostate boyfriend happily. Plus, no worries about contraception!

Thus, why pro-templar Lucius Hawke became pro-mage at the end and vanished with his soulmate. Leaving everyone like, "I could've sworn he liked Meredith. Didn't he like Meredith?"

[Sialater]

payroo wrote...

Thanks guise! You're too kind (and a bunch of enablers!)

Hmm, does Anders say the "our children" line to an m!Hawke...?

Then it's not a generational reference.  He actually IS bringing it up RIGHT THEN.  

[Purposeof-Flight]

Sialater wrote...

payroo wrote...

Thanks guise! You're too kind (and a bunch of enablers!)

Hmm, does Anders say the "our children" line to an m!Hawke...?

Then it's not a generational reference.  He actually IS bringing it up RIGHT THEN.  

LMFAO!
While the rubble of the chantry settles on Kirkwall, Anders stares at Hawke dreamily and thinks about his future children.
While Hawke stares at him going .

[ipgd]

Sialater wrote...

payroo wrote...

Thanks guise! You're too kind (and a bunch of enablers!)

Hmm, does Anders say the "our children" line to an m!Hawke...?

Then it's not a generational reference.  He actually IS bringing it up RIGHT THEN.  

There are limits to how far you can stretch a metaphor. "We're both dudes" is probably up there.

[payroo]

Sialater wrote...

payroo wrote...

Thanks guise! You're too kind (and a bunch of enablers!)

Hmm, does Anders say the "our children" line to an m!Hawke...?

Then it's not a generational reference.  He actually IS bringing it up RIGHT THEN.  

Anders: Surprise! I actually want five children!

That's... kind of terrifying, actually.

[Amondra]

Sialater wrote...

payroo wrote...

Thanks guise! You're too kind (and a bunch of enablers!)

Hmm, does Anders say the "our children" line to an m!Hawke...?

Then it's not a generational reference.  He actually IS bringing it up RIGHT THEN.  

Well Anders never did seem to have perfect timing, unless it comes to the bomb.

[silver-crescent]

yukidama wrote...

Don't mages have methods of birth control so they can have loads of sex in the tower without (much) consequence?

Nug intestines.

The problem is there are no nugs in Kirkwall.

[bloodtallow]

Sialater wrote...

payroo wrote...

Thanks guise! You're too kind (and a bunch of enablers!)

Hmm, does Anders say the "our children" line to an m!Hawke...?

Then it's not a generational reference.  He actually IS bringing it up RIGHT THEN.  

Though I think it is possible (maybe this was just me, since none of my Hawkes are okay with the whole having kids thing) to read that line as "mage children in general" and not Anders' children specifically. Or I could have just been really trying to not picture my Lady Hawkes getting domestic, one or the other.

[silver-crescent]

payroo wrote...

Thanks guise! You're too kind (and a bunch of enablers!)

Hmm, does Anders say the "our children" line to an m!Hawke...?

He replaces that line with something along the lines of "people being how the Maker made them and not being chased for it"

[mellifera]

SurelyForth wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Don't mages have methods of birth control so they can have loads of sex in the tower without (much) consequence?

That, too.

Seriously, as much as I love Dad Anders, I think he's way too messed up and aware of how messed up he is to be ok with procreation.

ToP (sorry yuki), AU Quasi-dad Anders:
(snip)

by Galagraphia

I will remember this when the birds come.

Also, SURPRISE! Anders wants to bear the children. He found an old Tevinter recipe...

[obnoxiousgas]

silver-crescent wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Don't mages have methods of birth control so they can have loads of sex in the tower without (much) consequence?

Nug intestines.

The problem is there are no nugs in Kirkwall.

Not since the Battle of Squealing Plains. (Oh Bioware~, I know what I want for DLC  now~.)

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

I know Anders very likely meant future generations, but the first time I heard that line, my mind took it literally. XD

Malcolm and Leandra managed to raise a family on the run, but I suppose they were never in as much danger as Anders and Hawke.

It's probably for the best the two never have kids.
Fun to think about though.

If the worst comes to the worst, that's what godparents are for.

Now take your pick:
Uncle Carver? Uncle Varric?
Fenris could teach the kid how to rip people's hearts out with only a fist! (Wouldn't Anders love that!!)
And Isabela would make a fine foster-mother, no? XD

On a serious note, I don't want to think about what would happen if a vengeful Sebastian got ahold of Ander's kid though...

Modifié par Dreaming-in-Shadow, 06 avril 2011 - 06:49 .

[Sialater]

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

I know Anders very likely meant future generations, but the first time I heard that line, my mind took it literally. XD

Malcolm and Leandra managed to raise a family on the run, but I suppose they were never in as much danger as Anders and Hawke.

It's probably for the best the two never have kids.
Fun to think about though.

If the worst comes to the worst, that's what godparents are for.

Now take your pick:
Uncle Carver? Uncle Varric?
Fenris could teach the kid how to rip people's hearts out with only a fist! (Wouldn't Anders love that!!)
And Isabela would make a fine foster-mother, no? XD

On a serious note, I don't want to think about what would happen if a vengeful Sebastian got ahold of Ander's kid though...

I'd like to see a vengeful Sebastian get past Margaret to get to her children.

[mellifera]

Anders wants Hawke to be the surrogate mom for his and Justice's baby.

Modifié par yukidama, 06 avril 2011 - 06:52 .

[nyxocity]

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

I know Anders very likely meant future generations, but the first time I heard that line, my mind took it literally. XD

Malcolm and Leandra managed to raise a family on the run, but I suppose they were never in as much danger as Anders and Hawke.

It's probably for the best the two never have kids.
Fun to think about though.

If the worst comes to the worst, that's what godparents are for.

Now take your pick:
Uncle Carver? Uncle Varric?
Fenris could teach the kid how to rip people's hearts out with only a fist! (Wouldn't Anders love that!!)
And Isabela would make a fine foster-mother, no? XD

On a serious note, I don't want to think about what would happen if a vengeful Sebastian got ahold of Ander's kid though...

That's why it's first on my Hawke's list to find Sebastian and MARDAR him asap. Not so much for the kid's sake as Anders.

[Purposeof-Flight]

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

I know Anders very likely meant future generations, but the first time I heard that line, my mind took it literally. XD

Malcolm and Leandra managed to raise a family on the run, but I suppose they were never in as much danger as Anders and Hawke.

It's probably for the best the two never have kids.
Fun to think about though.

If the worst comes to the worst, that's what godparents are for.

Now take your pick:
Uncle Carver? Uncle Varric?
Fenris could teach the kid how to rip people's hearts out with only a fist! (Wouldn't Anders love that!!)
And Isabela would make a fine foster-mother, no? XD

On a serious note, I don't want to think about what would happen if a vengeful Sebastian got ahold of Ander's kid though...

Natalia Hawke would rip his heart out and eat it for dinner.
Then make a necklace of his teeth. <_<

I swear, if Sebastian EVER pops up in either Lucius or Natalia's life, demanding justice, they will both slam his face into the ground. "Oh I see you just became acquainted with the ground a few seconds ago. Whoops."
ESPECIALLY if Natalia has an Anders lovechild and Sebastian gets his little grubby hands on him/her.

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

thenyxie wrote...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

I know Anders very likely meant future generations, but the first time I heard that line, my mind took it literally. XD

Malcolm and Leandra managed to raise a family on the run, but I suppose they were never in as much danger as Anders and Hawke.

It's probably for the best the two never have kids.
Fun to think about though.

If the worst comes to the worst, that's what godparents are for.

Now take your pick:
Uncle Carver? Uncle Varric?
Fenris could teach the kid how to rip people's hearts out with only a fist! (Wouldn't Anders love that!!)
And Isabela would make a fine foster-mother, no? XD

On a serious note, I don't want to think about what would happen if a vengeful Sebastian got ahold of Ander's kid though...

That's why it's first on my Hawke's list to find Sebastian and MARDAR him asap. Not so much for the kid's sake as Anders.

Sebastian will not get to Anders.
He is not getting past Vengeance AND a level 20-something, incredibly angry, over-protective maleficar.
If he does, he will regret it.

Insane Hawke could put Anders and Meredith to shame!

[Amondra]

 Since we are talking about Seb here is this, no idea if someone has already posted:

[Celestria129]

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

I know Anders very likely meant future generations, but the first time I heard that line, my mind took it literally. XD

Malcolm and Leandra managed to raise a family on the run, but I suppose they were never in as much danger as Anders and Hawke.

It's probably for the best the two never have kids.
Fun to think about though.

If the worst comes to the worst, that's what godparents are for.

Now take your pick:
Uncle Carver? Uncle Varric?
Fenris could teach the kid how to rip people's hearts out with only a fist! (Wouldn't Anders love that!!)
And Isabela would make a fine foster-mother, no? XD

On a serious note, I don't want to think about what would happen if a vengeful Sebastian got ahold of Ander's kid though...

I think Sebastian would be turned in the a pile of ash before he realised what happend.

[payroo]

I don't think Sebastian would kill a kid, even the kid of Anders... the worst he would do is take the child and raise it in the Chantry or something. (oh the irony!)

(yes, I actually like Seb... I feel so alone on this thread *cry*)

Modifié par payroo, 06 avril 2011 - 06:56 .

[mellifera]

I wouldn't go so far as to call Sebastian the biggest hypocrite in DA2...