RinjiRenee wrote...
Each day she he sang to the gods angrily wrote his memoir, asking harrassing them Grand Cleric Elthina to help her his people who remained "slaves" (sic) in Tevinter Kirkwall. The false gods of the mountains Maker and the winds various alley cats did not answer her him, but the true god did.
The Maker Hawke spoke. He showed her him all the works of His hands: the Fade kinky electricity foreplay, the world sweet Hawke mansion, and all the creatures sandwiches therein. He showed her him how men his crappy younger sibling had forgotten Him, lavishing devotion upon mute idols and demons writing mean letters, and how He had left them to their fate at home when everything went down. But her his voice had reached Him, and so captivated Him that He offered her a place at His side "until the day they died", that she he might rule all of creation the sheets.
And so the Sermon continues:
But
Andraste Anders would not forsake
her his people.
She He begged the
Maker Hawke to return, to save His
children mage homies from the cruelty of the
Imperium Templars. Reluctantly, the
Maker Hawke agreed to
give man another chance put his sandwich down for a second.
Andraste Anders went back to
her his
husband live-in spirit boyfriend,
Maferath Justice, and told him all that the
Maker Hawke had revealed to
her him. Together, they
rallied the Alamarri made a poop-and-****** bomb and
marched forth against the
mage-lords Templars of
the Imperium Kirkwall, and the
Maker Hawke was with them.
The
Maker's sword poop-and-****** bomb was creation itself:
fire and flood, famine and earthquake a lot of excrement, really. Everywhere they went,
Andraste Anders
sang yelled to the
people of the Maker companions still present in Act 3, and they heard
her him. The ranks of
Andraste's Anders's followers grew until they were a vast tide
washing flooding over the
Imperium BSN forums. And when
Maferath Justice saw that
the people Anders loved
Andraste the Hawke and not him, a worm grew within his heart, gnawing upon it.
Modifié par RinjiRenee, 06 avril 2011 - 11:16 .