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Rinji the Bearded

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Each day she he sang to the gods angrily wrote his memoir, asking harrassing them Grand Cleric Elthina to help her his people who remained "slaves" (sic) in Tevinter Kirkwall. The false gods of the mountains Maker and the winds various alley cats did not answer her him, but the true god did.

The Maker Hawke spoke. He showed her him all the works of His hands: the Fade kinky electricity foreplay, the world sweet Hawke mansion, and all the creatures sandwiches therein. He showed her him how men his crappy younger sibling had forgotten Him, lavishing devotion upon mute idols and demons writing mean letters, and how He had left them to their fate at home when everything went down. But her his voice had reached Him, and so captivated Him that He offered her a place at His side "until the day they died", that she he might rule all of creation the sheets.


And so the Sermon continues:

But Andraste Anders would not forsake her his people.

She
He begged the Maker Hawke to return, to save His children mage homies from the cruelty of the Imperium Templars. Reluctantly, the Maker Hawke agreed to give man another chance put his sandwich down for a second.

Andraste Anders went back to her his husband live-in spirit boyfriend, Maferath Justice, and told him all that the Maker Hawke had revealed to her him. Together, they rallied the Alamarri made a poop-and-****** bomb and marched forth against the mage-lords Templars of the Imperium Kirkwall, and the Maker Hawke was with them.

The Maker's sword poop-and-****** bomb was creation itself: fire and flood, famine and earthquake a lot of excrement, really. Everywhere they went, Andraste Anders sang yelled to the people of the Maker companions still present in Act 3, and they heard her him. The ranks of Andraste's Anders's followers grew until they were a vast tide washing flooding over the Imperium BSN forums. And when Maferath Justice saw that the people Anders loved Andraste the Hawke and not him, a worm grew within his heart, gnawing upon it.

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#17052
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She is probably warning whatever protagonist we are in DA3


I hope so, I love Flemeth. :whistle:

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Sjofn wrote...

Magaloo wrote...

She is probably warning whatever protagonist we are in DA3


I hope so, I love Flemeth. :whistle:


Who doesn't ?!?

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Magaloo wrote...

shiba5 wrote...

trobbins777 wrote...

So i don't know if anyone has brought this up yet. But does anyone realize that when anders blows up the chantry he quotes flemeth? Is that the appointment she meant when we first talked to her(as Hawke)?


I'm pretty sure Flemeth is talking about her appointment with the Warden - their 2nd meeting.


You mean when the Warden goes for Morrigan?

I think it mayb be something else.. she is a busy lady.  She is probably warning whatever protagonist we are in DA3


^This, and I think when you take the amulet to Sundermount the Blight is over, so the second Warden Meeting would have happened months before.

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The only person I've gotten to talk to about it is my husband. Thankfully he just dislikes Anders and doesn't hate him. Granted, he seems to dislike every guy I romance in BW games on principle I think.


Mine only hates Anders. He's joking, I hope, cause he's being a big martyr about it :wizard:

So doesn't your husband romance anyone in games? :huh:


My SO likes Anders as far as I can tell. I *think* he liked all the companions. He romanced Izzy.

But he also played a Spirit Healer/Force mage so I don't think he used Ser Pouts-a-lot very much.


I'm glad about Izzy. Mine romanced Merrill :unsure:

It's interesting that people play so differently. Anders is handy, even if you're a healer mage yourself. Several scenes are better with him. 

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 not sure if someone already shared this, but I just found it on DA.  The hottness!!!!

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Magaloo wrote...

shiba5 wrote...

trobbins777 wrote...

So i don't know if anyone has brought this up yet. But does anyone realize that when anders blows up the chantry he quotes flemeth? Is that the appointment she meant when we first talked to her(as Hawke)?


I'm pretty sure Flemeth is talking about her appointment with the Warden - their 2nd meeting.


You mean when the Warden goes for Morrigan?

I think it mayb be something else.. she is a busy lady.  She is probably warning whatever protagonist we are in DA3


Hmm... I don't know because then she tells Hawke she may have saved her life after she comes out of the amulet. Since the Warden can kill her when she goes to get the grimoir, I always took it as that was the appointment Flemeth had to keep - and Bioware gets to make another dead apostate come back to life. She was dead in my import.

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TripLight wrote...

Magaloo wrote...

shiba5 wrote...

trobbins777 wrote...

So i don't know if anyone has brought this up yet. But does anyone realize that when anders blows up the chantry he quotes flemeth? Is that the appointment she meant when we first talked to her(as Hawke)?


I'm pretty sure Flemeth is talking about her appointment with the Warden - their 2nd meeting.


You mean when the Warden goes for Morrigan?

I think it mayb be something else.. she is a busy lady.  She is probably warning whatever protagonist we are in DA3


^This, and I think when you take the amulet to Sundermount the Blight is over, so the second Warden Meeting would have happened months before.


Yes, but she stuck a piece of herself in the amulet back when the blight was still going. She doesn't know when Hawke will get to Sundermount, if ever. Lothering had just been destroyed so the Warden hadn't gone back to get the grimoir yet, right?

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nodice wrote...

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The only person I've gotten to talk to about it is my husband. Thankfully he just dislikes Anders and doesn't hate him. Granted, he seems to dislike every guy I romance in BW games on principle I think.


Mine only hates Anders. He's joking, I hope, cause he's being a big martyr about it :wizard:

So doesn't your husband romance anyone in games? :huh:


Yeah, he does. I'm just nice and don't tease him about it. :P

It doesn't actually bother him, but he teases me incessantly about it. So, only once I have moved on to a new romance will he admit that he actually likes those characters. For example, he complained about Alistair and Garrus a lot while we were playing DA:O and ME2. Now he says they were fun characters, unlike Anders.

I think part of my problem is that this time around he romanced Merrill. So now the character I romanced is constantly antagonizing the one he romanced.

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<snip for epic sermon of epic win>


Now if only the Chantry preached this.  I'd be Andrastian in a heartbeat.

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nodice wrote...

Anarya wrote...

nodice wrote...

YamiSnuffles wrote...
The only person I've gotten to talk to about it is my husband. Thankfully he just dislikes Anders and doesn't hate him. Granted, he seems to dislike every guy I romance in BW games on principle I think.


Mine only hates Anders. He's joking, I hope, cause he's being a big martyr about it :wizard:

So doesn't your husband romance anyone in games? :huh:


My SO likes Anders as far as I can tell. I *think* he liked all the companions. He romanced Izzy.

But he also played a Spirit Healer/Force mage so I don't think he used Ser Pouts-a-lot very much.


I'm glad about Izzy. Mine romanced Merrill :unsure:

It's interesting that people play so differently. Anders is handy, even if you're a healer mage yourself. Several scenes are better with him. 


I think he just picks the LIs that he thinks are the hottest or something, I dunno. And he liked Izzy and Varric so he used those two and probably Aveline? I forget. We both agree that Varric is the best companion though <3

Oh and we also think Garrus is the best ME companion. BF has good taste in companions :lol:

Modifié par Anarya, 06 avril 2011 - 11:20 .


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Sable Rhapsody wrote...

RinjiRenee wrote...
<snip for epic sermon of epic win>


Now if only the Chantry preached this.  I'd be Andrastian in a heartbeat.


You are an Anderstian.

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RinjiRenee wrote...

Sable Rhapsody wrote...

RinjiRenee wrote...
<snip for epic sermon of epic win>


Now if only the Chantry preached this.  I'd be Andrastian in a heartbeat.


You are an Anderstian.


RAmen! :innocent:

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RinjiRenee wrote...

RinjiRenee wrote...

Each day she he sang to the gods angrily wrote his memoir, asking harrassing them Grand Cleric Elthina to help her his people who remained "slaves" (sic) in Tevinter Kirkwall. The false gods of the mountains Maker and the winds various alley cats did not answer her him, but the true god did.

The Maker Hawke spoke. He showed her him all the works of His hands: the Fade kinky electricity foreplay, the world sweet Hawke mansion, and all the creatures sandwiches therein. He showed her him how men his crappy younger sibling had forgotten Him, lavishing devotion upon mute idols and demons writing mean letters, and how He had left them to their fate at home when everything went down. But her his voice had reached Him, and so captivated Him that He offered her a place at His side "until the day they died", that she he might rule all of creation the sheets.


And so the Sermon continues:

But Andraste Anders would not forsake her his people.

She
He begged the Maker Hawke to return, to save His children mage homies from the cruelty of the Imperium Templars. Reluctantly, the Maker Hawke agreed to give man another chance put his sandwich down for a second.

Andraste Anders went back to her his husband live-in spirit boyfriend, Maferath Justice, and told him all that the Maker Hawke had revealed to her him. Together, they rallied the Alamarri made a poop-and-****** bomb and marched forth against the mage-lords Templars of the Imperium Kirkwall, and the Maker Hawke was with them.

The Maker's sword poop-and-****** bomb was creation itself: fire and flood, famine and earthquake a lot of excrement, really. Everywhere they went, Andraste Anders sang yelled to the people of the Maker companions still present in Act 3, and they heard her him. The ranks of Andraste's Anders's followers grew until they were a vast tide washing flooding over the Imperium BSN forums. And when Maferath Justice saw that the people Anders loved Andraste the Hawke and not him, a worm grew within his heart, gnawing upon it.


Praise the Maker Hawke!

#17065
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shiba5 wrote...

Magaloo wrote...

shiba5 wrote...

trobbins777 wrote...

So i don't know if anyone has brought this up yet. But does anyone realize that when anders blows up the chantry he quotes flemeth? Is that the appointment she meant when we first talked to her(as Hawke)?


I'm pretty sure Flemeth is talking about her appointment with the Warden - their 2nd meeting.


You mean when the Warden goes for Morrigan?

I think it mayb be something else.. she is a busy lady.  She is probably warning whatever protagonist we are in DA3


Hmm... I don't know because then she tells Hawke she may have saved her life after she comes out of the amulet. Since the Warden can kill her when she goes to get the grimoir, I always took it as that was the appointment Flemeth had to keep - and Bioware gets to make another dead apostate come back to life. She was dead in my import.


Perhaps you are right ... timeline is soo screwy.  Though I would not get it past her to be in the amulet, being killed by the Warden and getting a pedicure in Orlais all at the same time.  She is awesome that way

Also I am following the chant and I am proud to be an Anderstian!  Praise the Maker Anders!

Modifié par Magaloo, 06 avril 2011 - 11:27 .


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YamiSnuffles wrote...


I think part of my problem is that this time around he romanced Merrill. So now the character I romanced is constantly antagonizing the one he romanced.


That's what's happening in Casa SF right now. He loves Merrill and hates that Anders is mean to her. Boo!

We used to argue when he played Origins because he was Team Zevran, while I was an Alistair fangirl. We bonded over Garrus in ME2 and now it's back to sniping over DA love interests.

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I think I unintentionally draw more ire against Anders. Whenever my husband is playing I point out all the things Anders says if you bring him on quests. I'm pretty obnoxious about it really. I can't help it though. He misses out on so much good dialogue because he never brings Anders along.

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SurelyForth wrote...

YamiSnuffles wrote...


I think part of my problem is that this time around he romanced Merrill. So now the character I romanced is constantly antagonizing the one he romanced.


That's what's happening in Casa SF right now. He loves Merrill and hates that Anders is mean to her. Boo!

We used to argue when he played Origins because he was Team Zevran, while I was an Alistair fangirl. We bonded over Garrus in ME2 and now it's back to sniping over DA love interests.



Well hey, at least he plays?

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SurelyForth wrote...

YamiSnuffles wrote...


I think part of my problem is that this time around he romanced Merrill. So now the character I romanced is constantly antagonizing the one he romanced.


That's what's happening in Casa SF right now. He loves Merrill and hates that Anders is mean to her. Boo!

We used to argue when he played Origins because he was Team Zevran, while I was an Alistair fangirl. We bonded over Garrus in ME2 and now it's back to sniping over DA love interests.


I'm just glad my husband doesn't find Anders as annoying as he did Alistair. ;)

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nodice wrote...

Anarya wrote...

nodice wrote...

YamiSnuffles wrote...
The only person I've gotten to talk to about it is my husband. Thankfully he just dislikes Anders and doesn't hate him. Granted, he seems to dislike every guy I romance in BW games on principle I think.


Mine only hates Anders. He's joking, I hope, cause he's being a big martyr about it :wizard:

So doesn't your husband romance anyone in games? :huh:


My SO likes Anders as far as I can tell. I *think* he liked all the companions. He romanced Izzy.

But he also played a Spirit Healer/Force mage so I don't think he used Ser Pouts-a-lot very much.


I'm glad about Izzy. Mine romanced Merrill :unsure:

It's interesting that people play so differently. Anders is handy, even if you're a healer mage yourself. Several scenes are better with him. 

Mine romanced Merrill too. He did like Anders and had him in his party for most of the game - I'd already completed the game when he was going through his first play through and I remember fondly him saying he was working on the quest to "separate Anders from Justice". I was like "Oh yay cool" [professor chaos inner monologue] Yes yes my pretty, you go "help" your dear friend Anders and you too will feel devastated when you see what he's really up to [/monologue] Would you like a cup of tea dear?"

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YamiSnuffles wrote...

nodice wrote...

YamiSnuffles wrote...
The only person I've gotten to talk to about it is my husband. Thankfully he just dislikes Anders and doesn't hate him. Granted, he seems to dislike every guy I romance in BW games on principle I think.


Mine only hates Anders. He's joking, I hope, cause he's being a big martyr about it :wizard:

So doesn't your husband romance anyone in games? :huh:


Yeah, he does. I'm just nice and don't tease him about it. :P

It doesn't actually bother him, but he teases me incessantly about it. So, only once I have moved on to a new romance will he admit that he actually likes those characters. For example, he complained about Alistair and Garrus a lot while we were playing DA:O and ME2. Now he says they were fun characters, unlike Anders.

I think part of my problem is that this time around he romanced Merrill. So now the character I romanced is constantly antagonizing the one he romanced.


*delurks* Heh...my husband ended up playing a mage and romancing both Issy and Merrill - so needless to say, he and I are at odds over Fenris. Makes for some interesting discussion!  We were also at odds over Alistair, but to a lesser extent, so this is not something new. On the other hand, the slacker never got the Morrigan achievement (and I can't bring myself to do that or romance Zev either) so... *grin* *lurks*

Here's wishing I'd have timed the Anders romance right (yes, I screwed it up) on the first PT. I just don't have the urge to play it now.

Modifié par UrsulaCousland, 06 avril 2011 - 11:26 .


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Magaloo wrote...

shiba5 wrote...

Magaloo wrote...

shiba5 wrote...

trobbins777 wrote...

So i don't know if anyone has brought this up yet. But does anyone realize that when anders blows up the chantry he quotes flemeth? Is that the appointment she meant when we first talked to her(as Hawke)?


I'm pretty sure Flemeth is talking about her appointment with the Warden - their 2nd meeting.


You mean when the Warden goes for Morrigan?

I think it mayb be something else.. she is a busy lady.  She is probably warning whatever protagonist we are in DA3


Hmm... I don't know because then she tells Hawke she may have saved her life after she comes out of the amulet. Since the Warden can kill her when she goes to get the grimoir, I always took it as that was the appointment Flemeth had to keep - and Bioware gets to make another dead apostate come back to life. She was dead in my import.


Perhaps you are right ... timeline is soo screwy.  Though I would not get it past her to be in the amulet, being killed and getting a pedicure in Orlais all at the same time.  She is awesome that way


It's funny, I had to take painkillers for a few days last week and the story timeline seemed so clear to me. I had it all figured out. Now, I'm not so sure. Then again, I looked like this for those few days: :blink:

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My husband is now jealous of Anders. It's sad.

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shiba5 wrote...

TripLight wrote...

Magaloo wrote...

shiba5 wrote...

trobbins777 wrote...

So i don't know if anyone has brought this up yet. But does anyone realize that when anders blows up the chantry he quotes flemeth? Is that the appointment she meant when we first talked to her(as Hawke)?


I'm pretty sure Flemeth is talking about her appointment with the Warden - their 2nd meeting.


You mean when the Warden goes for Morrigan?

I think it mayb be something else.. she is a busy lady.  She is probably warning whatever protagonist we are in DA3


^This, and I think when you take the amulet to Sundermount the Blight is over, so the second Warden Meeting would have happened months before.


Yes, but she stuck a piece of herself in the amulet back when the blight was still going. She doesn't know when Hawke will get to Sundermount, if ever. Lothering had just been destroyed so the Warden hadn't gone back to get the grimoir yet, right?


I think putting a piece of herself in the amulet was a fail-safe or back up plan. She was not surprised when the warden came a'calling for Morrigan, she obviously suspected Morrigan was planning something like that, so after she left she took measures. I think it was a guarantee for her survival/getting to her meeting despite being killed.


What I'd like to think really happened  is that she was just lazy and didn't want to fly the whole way there. I hear that amulet had a hell of a jacuzzi and loaded bar.
:wizard:

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RinjiRenee wrote...

Sable Rhapsody wrote...

RinjiRenee wrote...
<snip for epic sermon of epic win>


Now if only the Chantry preached this.  I'd be Andrastian in a heartbeat.


You are an Anderstian.


Oh yes! B)