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[AquilaChrysaetos86]

Batteries wrote...

I get to gush over whomever I wish all by myself and not have to hear anything about it. :3

Yup, this is me. Except when the gushing spills over when I talk to my friends who aren't into gaming and they're all: "But he's a pixelman?"
This is also why I have time to lurk like a trooper!

Also, yay, not the only singleton here!

Edited for top. Sorry about the quality, my laptop isn't meant to handle the awesomeness of DA2.



The game glitched a little during this quest. I thought this was a pretty cool image.

Modifié par AquilaChrysaetos86, 06 avril 2011 - 11:58 .

[shiba5]

Sylph_14 wrote...

Batteries wrote...

I get to gush over whomever I wish all by myself and not have to hear anything about it. :3

Lol, I was starting to think I was the only single person here

But there's something immensely funny about a 39 year old man I've known for 15 years getting jealous over pixels.
And when he's 80, I can go, "Hey remember when you were jealous of Anders back in 2011? That game now is like the equivalent of Pong back in the 70's. You were jealous of Pong."

Modifié par shiba5, 06 avril 2011 - 11:54 .

[TripLight]

Batteries wrote...

Sylph_14 wrote...

Batteries wrote...

I get to gush over whomever I wish all by myself and not have to hear anything about it. :3

Lol, I was starting to think I was the only single person here

I'm always the single person.

Not Anymore:P. Though my little sister gets my gamerage and gamesquee, even if she doesn't understand it, lol.

[Sialater]

shiba5 wrote...

Sylph_14 wrote...

Batteries wrote...

I get to gush over whomever I wish all by myself and not have to hear anything about it. :3

Lol, I was starting to think I was the only single person here

But there's something immensely funny about a 39 year old man I've known for 15 years getting jealous over pixels.
And when he's 80, I can go, "Hey remember when you were jealous of Anders back in 2011? That game now is like the equivalent of Pong back in the 70's. You were jealous of Pong."

This.  Something to entertain ourselves with in the old folks' home.  

[Camilladilla]

legbamel wrote...

My hubby was born to hate my love interests and I his.  I couldn't stand Leliana, Morrigan, or Liara.  He hates Alistair, Kaidan, Fenris, and, of course, Anders.  <_<  I've given up trying to convince him that "whiny" or "emo" should never, ever feature in his comments on companions or that they don't apply.

It's not just my SO who hates the LIs I pick. It's all my male friends. Every new game it's like

Them: So who did you romance?
Me: So and so
Them: Okay, time to be mean to him then.
Me: Why?

Of course this time around it's really funny trying to watch one of them rival Anders and only ending up with friendship points.

[Sjofn]

So I was playing the Sims Medieval and when it came time to make a bard, I modeled him after my husband (we're both horn players, it made sense to me, okay?). Then I had a quest where my bard needed to SEDUCE the leader of a gang. I thought the dude one was better looking than the lady one, so I totally had my SimHusband make out with (and as it turned out, marry) the guy. I told my husband about this, and he said, I swear: "Don't try to turn me into your Zevran!"

And I said, "Aw, baby, don't worry. You're my Alistair."

And he glared at me! He doesn't appreciate compliments.

[Purposeof-Flight]

RinjiRenee wrote...

Batteries wrote...

BY-TOR STORMDRAGON wrote...

I HATE THE PU**Y. I never use him in battle, he ends up being my nemesis anyway, and he was a WARDEN? I think he jumped in too many warden beds and got it whacked off. NO PUN INTENDED, OMG!!! For 'his' quests, I didn't care if he lived or died...just had fun bashing skulls as always...but what a LOSER. In this playthrough, I refused to help him 'create' his potion, the basta*d.

You fo' real?

I think he mad.

He real mad.
Must be one of those guys that sneak-attacked by Anders' romance. One of those guys that was like, "ONE MINUTE I WAS JUST PLATONICALLY SAYING THAT I LIKE MEN WITH DARK PASTS, AND THE OTHER MINUTE I WAS NEKKID IN BED WITH HIM! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? I JUST WANTED HIM TO KNOW THAT SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS HAVE DARK PASTS! THAT HEART ICON JUST MEANT I WAS APPEALING TO HIS BETTER NATURE, YES?"

[nyxocity]

In case anyone's interested, I did a fic fill on the meme, porny but not kinky, fluffy and sad. m!Hawke/Anders NSFW Time Off

[shiba5]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

RinjiRenee wrote...

Batteries wrote...

BY-TOR STORMDRAGON wrote...

I HATE THE PU**Y. I never use him in battle, he ends up being my nemesis anyway, and he was a WARDEN? I think he jumped in too many warden beds and got it whacked off. NO PUN INTENDED, OMG!!! For 'his' quests, I didn't care if he lived or died...just had fun bashing skulls as always...but what a LOSER. In this playthrough, I refused to help him 'create' his potion, the basta*d.

You fo' real?

I think he mad.

He real mad.
Must be one of those guys that sneak-attacked by Anders' romance. One of those guys that was like, "ONE MINUTE I WAS JUST PLATONICALLY SAYING THAT I LIKE MEN WITH DARK PASTS, AND THE OTHER MINUTE I WAS NEKKID IN BED WITH HIM! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? I JUST WANTED HIM TO KNOW THAT SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS HAVE DARK PASTS! THAT HEART ICON JUST MEANT I WAS APPEALING TO HIS BETTER NATURE, YES?"

He couldn't resist the bedroom eyes.

[TripLight]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

RinjiRenee wrote...

Batteries wrote...

BY-TOR STORMDRAGON wrote...

I HATE THE PU**Y. I never use him in battle, he ends up being my nemesis anyway, and he was a WARDEN? I think he jumped in too many warden beds and got it whacked off. NO PUN INTENDED, OMG!!! For 'his' quests, I didn't care if he lived or died...just had fun bashing skulls as always...but what a LOSER. In this playthrough, I refused to help him 'create' his potion, the basta*d.

You fo' real?

I think he mad.

He real mad.
Must be one of those guys that sneak-attacked by Anders' romance. One of those guys that was like, "ONE MINUTE I WAS JUST PLATONICALLY SAYING THAT I LIKE MEN WITH DARK PASTS, AND THE OTHER MINUTE I WAS NEKKID IN BED WITH HIM! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? I JUST WANTED HIM TO KNOW THAT SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS HAVE DARK PASTS! THAT HEART ICON JUST MEANT I WAS APPEALING TO HIS BETTER NATURE, YES?"

[purplecookie]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

RinjiRenee wrote...

Batteries wrote...

BY-TOR STORMDRAGON wrote...

I HATE THE PU**Y. I never use him in battle, he ends up being my nemesis anyway, and he was a WARDEN? I think he jumped in too many warden beds and got it whacked off. NO PUN INTENDED, OMG!!! For 'his' quests, I didn't care if he lived or died...just had fun bashing skulls as always...but what a LOSER. In this playthrough, I refused to help him 'create' his potion, the basta*d.

You fo' real?

I think he mad.

He real mad.
Must be one of those guys that sneak-attacked by Anders' romance. One of those guys that was like, "ONE MINUTE I WAS JUST PLATONICALLY SAYING THAT I LIKE MEN WITH DARK PASTS, AND THE OTHER MINUTE I WAS NEKKID IN BED WITH HIM! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? I JUST WANTED HIM TO KNOW THAT SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS HAVE DARK PASTS! THAT HEART ICON JUST MEANT I WAS APPEALING TO HIS BETTER NATURE, YES?"

Oh god this made me lol so much!!

[Camilladilla]

thenyxie wrote...

In case anyone's interested, I did a fic fill on the meme, porny but not kinky, fluffy and sad. m!Hawke/Anders NSFW Time Off

Oh god, that masterpiece was yours? I loved your fic

[Purposeof-Flight]

purplecookie wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

RinjiRenee wrote...

Batteries wrote...

BY-TOR STORMDRAGON wrote...

I HATE THE PU**Y. I never use him in battle, he ends up being my nemesis anyway, and he was a WARDEN? I think he jumped in too many warden beds and got it whacked off. NO PUN INTENDED, OMG!!! For 'his' quests, I didn't care if he lived or died...just had fun bashing skulls as always...but what a LOSER. In this playthrough, I refused to help him 'create' his potion, the basta*d.

You fo' real?

I think he mad.

He real mad.
Must be one of those guys that sneak-attacked by Anders' romance. One of those guys that was like, "ONE MINUTE I WAS JUST PLATONICALLY SAYING THAT I LIKE MEN WITH DARK PASTS, AND THE OTHER MINUTE I WAS NEKKID IN BED WITH HIM! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? I JUST WANTED HIM TO KNOW THAT SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS HAVE DARK PASTS! THAT HEART ICON JUST MEANT I WAS APPEALING TO HIS BETTER NATURE, YES?"

Oh god this made me lol so much!!

Well I LULZed hardcore when I heard that people actually got sneak attacked by Anders and Zevran.
I just want to be like, "Well, if by better nature you mean SEXUAL INTEREST/PEENER than YES, you are appealing to his better nature."

I mean, jeez. He totally throws a million hints in your face before jumping your bones in the clinic.

[nyxocity]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

RinjiRenee wrote...

Batteries wrote...

BY-TOR STORMDRAGON wrote...

I HATE THE PU**Y. I never use him in battle, he ends up being my nemesis anyway, and he was a WARDEN? I think he jumped in too many warden beds and got it whacked off. NO PUN INTENDED, OMG!!! For 'his' quests, I didn't care if he lived or died...just had fun bashing skulls as always...but what a LOSER. In this playthrough, I refused to help him 'create' his potion, the basta*d.

You fo' real?

I think he mad.

He real mad.
Must be one of those guys that sneak-attacked by Anders' romance. One of those guys that was like, "ONE MINUTE I WAS JUST PLATONICALLY SAYING THAT I LIKE MEN WITH DARK PASTS, AND THE OTHER MINUTE I WAS NEKKID IN BED WITH HIM! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? I JUST WANTED HIM TO KNOW THAT SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS HAVE DARK PASTS! THAT HEART ICON JUST MEANT I WAS APPEALING TO HIS BETTER NATURE, YES?"

BUT THE HEART ICON COULD HAVE MEANT _FRIENDSHIP_. WITH SILLY HINTS LIKE HEARTS IT'S NO WONDER PEOPLE TRIP, SLIP AND GO FALLING ON ANDERS'...

STAFF.

[Purposeof-Flight]

thenyxie wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

RinjiRenee wrote...

Batteries wrote...

BY-TOR STORMDRAGON wrote...

I HATE THE PU**Y. I never use him in battle, he ends up being my nemesis anyway, and he was a WARDEN? I think he jumped in too many warden beds and got it whacked off. NO PUN INTENDED, OMG!!! For 'his' quests, I didn't care if he lived or died...just had fun bashing skulls as always...but what a LOSER. In this playthrough, I refused to help him 'create' his potion, the basta*d.

You fo' real?

I think he mad.

He real mad.
Must be one of those guys that sneak-attacked by Anders' romance. One of those guys that was like, "ONE MINUTE I WAS JUST PLATONICALLY SAYING THAT I LIKE MEN WITH DARK PASTS, AND THE OTHER MINUTE I WAS NEKKID IN BED WITH HIM! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? I JUST WANTED HIM TO KNOW THAT SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS HAVE DARK PASTS! THAT HEART ICON JUST MEANT I WAS APPEALING TO HIS BETTER NATURE, YES?"

BUT THE HEART ICON COULD HAVE MEANT _FRIENDSHIP_. WITH SILLY HINTS LIKE HEARTS IT'S NO WONDER PEOPLE TRIP, SLIP AND GO FALLING ON ANDERS'...

STAFF.

You mean his....better nature?

[shiba5]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

thenyxie wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

RinjiRenee wrote...

Batteries wrote...

BY-TOR STORMDRAGON wrote...

I HATE THE PU**Y. I never use him in battle, he ends up being my nemesis anyway, and he was a WARDEN? I think he jumped in too many warden beds and got it whacked off. NO PUN INTENDED, OMG!!! For 'his' quests, I didn't care if he lived or died...just had fun bashing skulls as always...but what a LOSER. In this playthrough, I refused to help him 'create' his potion, the basta*d.

You fo' real?

I think he mad.

He real mad.
Must be one of those guys that sneak-attacked by Anders' romance. One of those guys that was like, "ONE MINUTE I WAS JUST PLATONICALLY SAYING THAT I LIKE MEN WITH DARK PASTS, AND THE OTHER MINUTE I WAS NEKKID IN BED WITH HIM! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? I JUST WANTED HIM TO KNOW THAT SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS HAVE DARK PASTS! THAT HEART ICON JUST MEANT I WAS APPEALING TO HIS BETTER NATURE, YES?"

BUT THE HEART ICON COULD HAVE MEANT _FRIENDSHIP_. WITH SILLY HINTS LIKE HEARTS IT'S NO WONDER PEOPLE TRIP, SLIP AND GO FALLING ON ANDERS'...

STAFF.

You mean his....better nature?

You are the funniest chicken I know.

[nyxocity]

Camilladilla wrote...

thenyxie wrote...

In case anyone's interested, I did a fic fill on the meme, porny but not kinky, fluffy and sad. m!Hawke/Anders NSFW Time Off

Oh god, that masterpiece was yours? I loved your fic

Oh, thank you so much!  Yes, that was mine. My first foray into DA II fic so far, so I'm so happy that you loved it!

[Aynslie]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

thenyxie wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

RinjiRenee wrote...

Batteries wrote...

BY-TOR STORMDRAGON wrote...

I HATE THE PU**Y. I never use him in battle, he ends up being my nemesis anyway, and he was a WARDEN? I think he jumped in too many warden beds and got it whacked off. NO PUN INTENDED, OMG!!! For 'his' quests, I didn't care if he lived or died...just had fun bashing skulls as always...but what a LOSER. In this playthrough, I refused to help him 'create' his potion, the basta*d.

You fo' real?

I think he mad.

He real mad.
Must be one of those guys that sneak-attacked by Anders' romance. One of those guys that was like, "ONE MINUTE I WAS JUST PLATONICALLY SAYING THAT I LIKE MEN WITH DARK PASTS, AND THE OTHER MINUTE I WAS NEKKID IN BED WITH HIM! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? I JUST WANTED HIM TO KNOW THAT SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS HAVE DARK PASTS! THAT HEART ICON JUST MEANT I WAS APPEALING TO HIS BETTER NATURE, YES?"

BUT THE HEART ICON COULD HAVE MEANT _FRIENDSHIP_. WITH SILLY HINTS LIKE HEARTS IT'S NO WONDER PEOPLE TRIP, SLIP AND GO FALLING ON ANDERS'...

STAFF.

You mean his....better nature?

ROFL!

<3=confusion.  They should really make it clear what it means LOL

[Sable Rhapsody]

Aynslie wrote...
ROFL!

<3=confusion.  They should really make it clear what it means LOL

It's all part of BioWare's secret agenda to turn us all into gay men.  It started with Zev...it continues with Anders.

*nods sagely*

[ipgd]

They can't help but lead Anders on. Mayonnaise never tasted so good before.

[Purposeof-Flight]

Aynslie wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

thenyxie wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

RinjiRenee wrote...

Batteries wrote...

BY-TOR STORMDRAGON wrote...

I HATE THE PU**Y. I never use him in battle, he ends up being my nemesis anyway, and he was a WARDEN? I think he jumped in too many warden beds and got it whacked off. NO PUN INTENDED, OMG!!! For 'his' quests, I didn't care if he lived or died...just had fun bashing skulls as always...but what a LOSER. In this playthrough, I refused to help him 'create' his potion, the basta*d.

You fo' real?

I think he mad.

He real mad.
Must be one of those guys that sneak-attacked by Anders' romance. One of those guys that was like, "ONE MINUTE I WAS JUST PLATONICALLY SAYING THAT I LIKE MEN WITH DARK PASTS, AND THE OTHER MINUTE I WAS NEKKID IN BED WITH HIM! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? I JUST WANTED HIM TO KNOW THAT SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS HAVE DARK PASTS! THAT HEART ICON JUST MEANT I WAS APPEALING TO HIS BETTER NATURE, YES?"

BUT THE HEART ICON COULD HAVE MEANT _FRIENDSHIP_. WITH SILLY HINTS LIKE HEARTS IT'S NO WONDER PEOPLE TRIP, SLIP AND GO FALLING ON ANDERS'...

STAFF.

You mean his....better nature?

ROFL!

<3=confusion.  They should really make it clear what it means LOL

Like when people pick the option, Anders should go, "Hey, by the way, you just hit on me. If you keep picking those options, I WILL make out with you, then I WILL come to your estate, and I WILL move in and after having sex with you. YES. SEX."
That's the only way it could be as clear as day. You know, unless you READ THE FRIGGIN MANUAL.
Which I usually never do, but I had to with this name to know what I was saying.

[Jean]

Lol, even in the rivalmance The Kiss kiss scene, the dialogue wheel pops up for a m!Hawke to give you one last chance to avoid the gay where as female you can only scream at him after he kisses you. And he doesn't say he was aching for you, just that something is smoldering between us and I can't stop thinking about you.

Which when I watched a video, choosing the top right option might of well of just said "Initiate Kiss Scene. With Anders. Another man." That's all it did.


...Maybe this all actually translates differently than I am perceiving it to?

Modifié par Batteries, 07 avril 2011 - 12:12 .

[purplecookie]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Well I LULZed hardcore when I heard that people actually got sneak attacked by Anders and Zevran.
I just want to be like, "Well, if by better nature you mean SEXUAL INTEREST/PEENER than YES, you are appealing to his better nature."

I mean, jeez. He totally throws a million hints in your face before jumping your bones in the clinic.

I'm currently on my fourth play through, first time as a malehawke who will totally be getting some Anders lovin' and after the first couple of conversations with him I was left scratching my head as to the basis of ninjamance complaints. Golden heart = me likey me wanty. Avoid them if you no likey no wanty. Simples.

[Ace Attorney]

I am working on my bro's Chibi Fenris: WIP pic
I will probably do work on Chibi Anders after that.

Modifié par T3hAnubis, 07 avril 2011 - 12:14 .

[Purposeof-Flight]

purplecookie wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Well I LULZed hardcore when I heard that people actually got sneak attacked by Anders and Zevran.
I just want to be like, "Well, if by better nature you mean SEXUAL INTEREST/PEENER than YES, you are appealing to his better nature."

I mean, jeez. He totally throws a million hints in your face before jumping your bones in the clinic.

I'm currently on my fourth play through, first time as a malehawke who will totally be getting some Anders lovin' and after the first couple of conversations with him I was left scratching my head as to the basis of ninjamance complaints. Golden heart = me likey me wanty. Avoid them if you no likey no wanty. Simples.

Just like with Zevran.
Who was like, "Let's go into my tent and I'll give you a massage." He doesn't even SAY it. He PURRS it.
And yet men still ****ed that they got ninjamanced. I'm like, "Are you for freaking real? You really think that Zevran, the ultra-perv of DAO, wanted to give you a nice platonic massage in his tent, away from prying eyes? Reeeeaaaalllly?"