Anarya wrote...
My SO likes Anders as far as I can tell. I *think* he liked all the companions. He romanced Izzy.
But he also played a Spirit Healer/Force mage so I don't think he used Ser Pouts-a-lot very much.
Purposeof-Flight wrote...
purplecookie wrote...
Oh god this made me lol so much!!Purposeof-Flight wrote...
RinjiRenee wrote...
Batteries wrote...
BY-TOR STORMDRAGON wrote...
I HATE THE PU**Y. I never use him in battle, he ends up being my nemesis anyway, and he was a WARDEN? I think he jumped in too many warden beds and got it whacked off. NO PUN INTENDED, OMG!!! For 'his' quests, I didn't care if he lived or died...just had fun bashing skulls as always...but what a LOSER. In this playthrough, I refused to help him 'create' his potion, the basta*d.
You fo' real?
I think he mad.
He real mad.
Must be one of those guys that sneak-attacked by Anders' romance. One of those guys that was like, "ONE MINUTE I WAS JUST PLATONICALLY SAYING THAT I LIKE MEN WITH DARK PASTS, AND THE OTHER MINUTE I WAS NEKKID IN BED WITH HIM! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? I JUST WANTED HIM TO KNOW THAT SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS HAVE DARK PASTS! THAT HEART ICON JUST MEANT I WAS APPEALING TO HIS BETTER NATURE, YES?"
Well I LULZed hardcore when I heard that people actually got sneak attacked by Anders and Zevran.
I just want to be like, "Well, if by better nature you mean SEXUAL INTEREST/PEENER than YES, you are appealing to his better nature."
I mean, jeez. He totally throws a million hints in your face before jumping your bones in the clinic.
Purposeof-Flight wrote...
purplecookie wrote...
I'm currently on my fourth play through, first time as a malehawke who will totally be getting some Anders lovin' and after the first couple of conversations with him I was left scratching my head as to the basis of ninjamance complaints. Golden heart = me likey me wanty. Avoid them if you no likey no wanty. Simples.Purposeof-Flight wrote...
Well I LULZed hardcore when I heard that people actually got sneak attacked by Anders and Zevran.
I just want to be like, "Well, if by better nature you mean SEXUAL INTEREST/PEENER than YES, you are appealing to his better nature."
I mean, jeez. He totally throws a million hints in your face before jumping your bones in the clinic.
Just like with Zevran.
Who was like, "Let's go into my tent and I'll give you a massage." He doesn't even SAY it. He PURRS it.
And yet men still ****ed that they got ninjamanced. I'm like, "Are you for freaking real? You really think that Zevran, the ultra-perv of DAO, wanted to give you a nice platonic massage in his tent, away from prying eyes? Reeeeaaaalllly?"
Batteries wrote...
Lol, even in the rivalmance The Kiss kiss scene, the dialogue wheel pops up for a m!Hawke to give you one last chance to avoid the gay where as female you can only scream at him after he kisses you. And he doesn't say he was aching for you, just that something is smoldering between us and I can't stop thinking about you.
Which when I watched a video, choosing the top right option might of well of just said "Initiate Kiss Scene. With Anders. Another man." That's all it did.
...Maybe this all actually translates differently than I am perceiving it to?
Modifié par Ryzaki, 07 avril 2011 - 12:18 .
Ryzaki wrote...
Batteries wrote...
Lol, even in the rivalmance The Kiss kiss scene, the dialogue wheel pops up for a m!Hawke to give you one last chance to avoid the gay where as female you can only scream at him after he kisses you. And he doesn't say he was aching for you, just that something is smoldering between us and I can't stop thinking about you.
Which when I watched a video, choosing the top right option might of well of just said "Initiate Kiss Scene. With Anders. Another man." That's all it did.
...Maybe this all actually translates differently than I am perceiving it to?
*rolls*
That's exactly what it does.
LOL Ah that master of subtlety Zevran, I can totally see how the purry suggestion of a massage could be construed as an innocent friendly offer [/sarcasm]Purposeof-Flight wrote...
purplecookie wrote...
I'm currently on my fourth play through, first time as a malehawke who will totally be getting some Anders lovin' and after the first couple of conversations with him I was left scratching my head as to the basis of ninjamance complaints. Golden heart = me likey me wanty. Avoid them if you no likey no wanty. Simples.Purposeof-Flight wrote...
Well I LULZed hardcore when I heard that people actually got sneak attacked by Anders and Zevran.
I just want to be like, "Well, if by better nature you mean SEXUAL INTEREST/PEENER than YES, you are appealing to his better nature."
I mean, jeez. He totally throws a million hints in your face before jumping your bones in the clinic.
Just like with Zevran.
Who was like, "Let's go into my tent and I'll give you a massage." He doesn't even SAY it. He PURRS it.
And yet men still ****ed that they got ninjamanced. I'm like, "Are you for freaking real? You really think that Zevran, the ultra-perv of DAO, wanted to give you a nice platonic massage in his tent, away from prying eyes? Reeeeaaaalllly?"
Sable Rhapsody wrote...
And even Yahtzee could not resist it. The kissing scene. With another man.
Modifié par Ryzaki, 07 avril 2011 - 12:21 .
purplecookie wrote...
LOL Ah that master of subtlety Zevran, I can totally see how the purry suggestion of a massage could be construed as an innocent friendly offer [/sarcasm]Purposeof-Flight wrote...
purplecookie wrote...
I'm currently on my fourth play through, first time as a malehawke who will totally be getting some Anders lovin' and after the first couple of conversations with him I was left scratching my head as to the basis of ninjamance complaints. Golden heart = me likey me wanty. Avoid them if you no likey no wanty. Simples.Purposeof-Flight wrote...
Well I LULZed hardcore when I heard that people actually got sneak attacked by Anders and Zevran.
I just want to be like, "Well, if by better nature you mean SEXUAL INTEREST/PEENER than YES, you are appealing to his better nature."
I mean, jeez. He totally throws a million hints in your face before jumping your bones in the clinic.
Just like with Zevran.
Who was like, "Let's go into my tent and I'll give you a massage." He doesn't even SAY it. He PURRS it.
And yet men still ****ed that they got ninjamanced. I'm like, "Are you for freaking real? You really think that Zevran, the ultra-perv of DAO, wanted to give you a nice platonic massage in his tent, away from prying eyes? Reeeeaaaalllly?"
Purposeof-Flight wrote...
Yeah of course.
I was totally fooled.
Once the sex scene kicked in, I was like, "WHOA WAIT WHAT? THIS DON'T LOOK LIKE NO MASSAGE, THEY DON'T HAVE NO CLOTHES ON!"
<_<
Sable Rhapsody wrote...
Purposeof-Flight wrote...
Yeah of course.
I was totally fooled.
Once the sex scene kicked in, I was like, "WHOA WAIT WHAT? THIS DON'T LOOK LIKE NO MASSAGE, THEY DON'T HAVE NO CLOTHES ON!"
<_<
It's a special Antivan full-contact massage
cleosilver wrote...
Anarya wrote...
My SO likes Anders as far as I can tell. I *think* he liked all the companions. He romanced Izzy.
But he also played a Spirit Healer/Force mage so I don't think he used Ser Pouts-a-lot very much.
That's no excuse.
I play a Spirit Healer/ Force Mage too and he's still the first person in my parrty
Ryzaki wrote...
Sable Rhapsody wrote...
And even Yahtzee could not resist it. The kissing scene. With another man.
Yes Anders is that irrestible. <3 The romance master.
He's turning male Hawkes gay left and right.
As for romancing Zevran. He even says "if the opportunity to move past a massage presents itself..."
I don't understand how someone can misinterpret that.
Sialater wrote...
Sable Rhapsody wrote...
Purposeof-Flight wrote...
Yeah of course.
I was totally fooled.
Once the sex scene kicked in, I was like, "WHOA WAIT WHAT? THIS DON'T LOOK LIKE NO MASSAGE, THEY DON'T HAVE NO CLOTHES ON!"
<_<
It's a special Antivan full-contact massage
Pirate Zevran reporting for duty. But you know... he might have a ship somewhere.
Aynslie wrote...
Even before that Zev is blantantly hitting on the Warden.
If your calling him a handsome elf, and want to tie him up, what is he suppose to think?
Anarya wrote...
cleosilver wrote...
Anarya wrote...
My SO likes Anders as far as I can tell. I *think* he liked all the companions. He romanced Izzy.
But he also played a Spirit Healer/Force mage so I don't think he used Ser Pouts-a-lot very much.
That's no excuse.
I play a Spirit Healer/ Force Mage too and he's still the first person in my parrty
I actually asked him about it when he got home and he said he did like Anders and he had 2 standard parties: Fenris/Aveline/Anders or Fenris/Aveline/Varric. So he DID actually use Ser Pouts.
Rarely do I use him for healing. Although I do give him the spells, just in case death occurs....never know, I do tend to be reckless from time to time.
Purposeof-Flight wrote...
Sialater wrote...
Sable Rhapsody wrote...
Purposeof-Flight wrote...
Yeah of course.
I was totally fooled.
Once the sex scene kicked in, I was like, "WHOA WAIT WHAT? THIS DON'T LOOK LIKE NO MASSAGE, THEY DON'T HAVE NO CLOTHES ON!"
<_<
It's a special Antivan full-contact massage
Pirate Zevran reporting for duty. But you know... he might have a ship somewhere.
When he said he was ready to board you, he totally meant he was going to hit the Warden over the head several times with a two by four.
OBVIOUSLY.
Aynslie wrote...
unleashing Anders offensive power on the enemies is worth it, if not the heals that he can easily switch over. I mean he can speed up his cooldowns by 80%!!!! My Hawke is like "oh snap you mugs just made Anders mad!"
Ryzaki wrote...
Batteries wrote...
Lol, even in the rivalmance The Kiss kiss scene, the dialogue wheel pops up for a m!Hawke to give you one last chance to avoid the gay where as female you can only scream at him after he kisses you. And he doesn't say he was aching for you, just that something is smoldering between us and I can't stop thinking about you.
Which when I watched a video, choosing the top right option might of well of just said "Initiate Kiss Scene. With Anders. Another man." That's all it did.
...Maybe this all actually translates differently than I am perceiving it to?
*rolls*
That's exactly what it does.
Batteries wrote...
I always have to give him a fireball.
He clearly wants one so bad.
Batteries wrote...
I always have to give him a fireball.
He clearly wants one so bad.
Batteries wrote...
I always have to give him a fireball.
He clearly wants one so bad.
shiba5 wrote...
Ryzaki wrote...
Batteries wrote...
Lol, even in the rivalmance The Kiss kiss scene, the dialogue wheel pops up for a m!Hawke to give you one last chance to avoid the gay where as female you can only scream at him after he kisses you. And he doesn't say he was aching for you, just that something is smoldering between us and I can't stop thinking about you.
Which when I watched a video, choosing the top right option might of well of just said "Initiate Kiss Scene. With Anders. Another man." That's all it did.
...Maybe this all actually translates differently than I am perceiving it to?
*rolls*
That's exactly what it does.
Oh, I dunno. The suspense in that video was killing me. Anders clearly just wants to be BFFs.
ZOMG ANOTHER MAN
Modifié par Ryzaki, 07 avril 2011 - 12:37 .
Purposeof-Flight wrote...
shiba5 wrote...
Ryzaki wrote...
Batteries wrote...
Lol, even in the rivalmance The Kiss kiss scene, the dialogue wheel pops up for a m!Hawke to give you one last chance to avoid the gay where as female you can only scream at him after he kisses you. And he doesn't say he was aching for you, just that something is smoldering between us and I can't stop thinking about you.
Which when I watched a video, choosing the top right option might of well of just said "Initiate Kiss Scene. With Anders. Another man." That's all it did.
...Maybe this all actually translates differently than I am perceiving it to?
*rolls*
That's exactly what it does.
Oh, I dunno. The suspense in that video was killing me. Anders clearly just wants to be BFFs.
ZOMG ANOTHER MAN
Clearly.
If by BFFs you mean LIFE PARTNERS FOREVAH.
Seriously, he throws himself at you. And you'd think the whole "I WANT TO KISS YOU" thing would come along quite clear in that dialogue.
All these guys complaining are just gay for Anders. They're ashamed of their shameboners.
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