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#17776
Purposeof-Flight

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yukidama wrote...

ipgd wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Are you guys just determined to come up with THE weirdest combinations EVAR?


It is our right....

OUR DYOOTY.

i read this in his voice

i am now going to read everything you post in his voice


Blessed Andraste, I cannot stop thinking about the abomination Hawke fraternizes with.

His sharp nose, the angles of his jaw, those soulful brown eyes that never look in my direction unless they are filled with loathing haunt my every waking moment.

I am sorry...

*brings out the whip, tears off armor*

MAKER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


The **** is this?
I don't even......:?

:sick:

#17777
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Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

Why was Orsino not boneable? Broke my heart, it did. New desired grouping: isabela/sarcasto Mage man Hawke/Anders/Orsino


Broke my heart, too.
I'm sure Yuki will come out with a picture of Orsino making out with someone soon, though. Don't you worry.

orsinonudiemodftw.


Man, I already did that ages ago
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#17778
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yukidama wrote...

ipgd wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Are you guys just determined to come up with THE weirdest combinations EVAR?


It is our right....

OUR DYOOTY.

i read this in his voice

i am now going to read everything you post in his voice


Blessed Andraste, I cannot stop thinking about the abomination Hawke fraternizes with.

His sharp nose, the angles of his jaw, those soulful brown eyes that never look in my direction unless they are filled with loathing haunt my every waking moment.

I am sorry...

*brings out the whip, tears off armor*

MAKER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

oh god


THIS IS MAGNIFICENT

#17779
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leggywillow wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

leggywillow wrote...
The Anders thread is a stupid club, that's what it is.  Everone just haaaanging around, talkin about their boners.


Precisely.
This thread would be no fun if people weren't talking about their boners, though. Absolutely no fun at all.


We'd be like... Seb. ::shudders::  Hiding our shameboners behind Andraste.


Well we have to do something to raise the mood. Otherwise we'd be drowning in angst

#17780
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...Orsino was only of the only sexy elves in the game.

Why couldn't I have that? T_T

I mean...just one kiss!

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The statue adds +100 sheer fantastic to this shot.   :lol:

yukidama wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

Why was Orsino not boneable? Broke my heart, it did. New desired grouping: isabela/sarcasto Mage man Hawke/Anders/Orsino


Broke my heart, too.
I'm sure Yuki will come out with a picture of Orsino making out with someone soon, though. Don't you worry.

orsinonudiemodftw.


Man, I already did that ages ago
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#17782
Purposeof-Flight

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yukidama wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

Why was Orsino not boneable? Broke my heart, it did. New desired grouping: isabela/sarcasto Mage man Hawke/Anders/Orsino


Broke my heart, too.
I'm sure Yuki will come out with a picture of Orsino making out with someone soon, though. Don't you worry.

orsinonudiemodftw.


Man, I already did that ages ago
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..........................HOW DID I MISS THIS?

#17783
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cleosilver wrote...

leggywillow wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

leggywillow wrote...
The Anders thread is a stupid club, that's what it is.  Everone just haaaanging around, talkin about their boners.


Precisely.
This thread would be no fun if people weren't talking about their boners, though. Absolutely no fun at all.


We'd be like... Seb. ::shudders::  Hiding our shameboners behind Andraste.


Well we have to do something to raise the mood. Otherwise we'd be drowning in angst


Well tears do make great lube...


*goes to hide in her corner of shame*

#17784
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catabuca wrote...

Carver's so hot for Fenris it's unreal. The signs are there, guys. I'm tellin' ya.


Carver likes to talk about Fen's skin a lot ;D lol

#17785
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Ryzaki wrote...

...Orsino was only of the only sexy elves in the game.

Why couldn't I have that? T_T

I mean...just one kiss!


The fact that you can't even flirt with him rankled me.
I MEAN COME ON.
JUST ONE CREEPY FLIRT OPTION AND HAWKE WILL BE HAPPY.

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I feel like if my post doesn't have a boner in it, it'll be ostracised.

Also, over the course of the game act 1, Anders actually sleeps with everyone apart from Hawke. All interactions Anders has after that point make much more sense become much more interesting with that in mind.

#17787
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yukidama wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

Why was Orsino not boneable? Broke my heart, it did. New desired grouping: isabela/sarcasto Mage man Hawke/Anders/Orsino


Broke my heart, too.
I'm sure Yuki will come out with a picture of Orsino making out with someone soon, though. Don't you worry.

orsinonudiemodftw.


Man, I already did that ages ago
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Is Anders frozen by the awesome?  he does not look like he is into it at all... :?

Oh Mister Orsino!

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Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

...Orsino was only of the only sexy elves in the game.

Why couldn't I have that? T_T

I mean...just one kiss!


The fact that you can't even flirt with him rankled me.
I MEAN COME ON.
JUST ONE CREEPY FLIRT OPTION AND HAWKE WILL BE HAPPY.

But he aided and abetted the guy that killed your Mom. :?

#17789
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yukidama wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

Why was Orsino not boneable? Broke my heart, it did. New desired grouping: isabela/sarcasto Mage man Hawke/Anders/Orsino


Broke my heart, too.
I'm sure Yuki will come out with a picture of Orsino making out with someone soon, though. Don't you worry.

orsinonudiemodftw.


Man, I already did that ages ago
Image IPB


WHATISTHISIDON'TEVEN-!

#17790
Purposeof-Flight

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Magaloo wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

Why was Orsino not boneable? Broke my heart, it did. New desired grouping: isabela/sarcasto Mage man Hawke/Anders/Orsino


Broke my heart, too.
I'm sure Yuki will come out with a picture of Orsino making out with someone soon, though. Don't you worry.

orsinonudiemodftw.


Man, I already did that ages ago
Image IPB


Is Anders frozen by the awesome?  he does not look like he is into it at all... :?


He's confused.
Like, "Dude I juts blew up the Chantry and condemned you and your people to death. Why are you shoving your tongue down my throat?"

And Orsino is like, "Mmfmfppphh".

#17791
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Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

...Orsino was only of the only sexy elves in the game.

Why couldn't I have that? T_T

I mean...just one kiss!


The fact that you can't even flirt with him rankled me.
I MEAN COME ON.
JUST ONE CREEPY FLIRT OPTION AND HAWKE WILL BE HAPPY.

Creepy Hawke: Oh hi Carver. Ever heard of "brotherly love"?

#17792
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T3hAnubis wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

...Orsino was only of the only sexy elves in the game.

Why couldn't I have that? T_T

I mean...just one kiss!


The fact that you can't even flirt with him rankled me.
I MEAN COME ON.
JUST ONE CREEPY FLIRT OPTION AND HAWKE WILL BE HAPPY.

Creepy Hawke: Oh hi Carver. Ever heard of "brotherly love"?


Again, so much ew I can't stand it.
:sick:

#17793
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Purposeof-Flight wrote...

T3hAnubis wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

...Orsino was only of the only sexy elves in the game.

Why couldn't I have that? T_T

I mean...just one kiss!


The fact that you can't even flirt with him rankled me.
I MEAN COME ON.
JUST ONE CREEPY FLIRT OPTION AND HAWKE WILL BE HAPPY.

Creepy Hawke: Oh hi Carver. Ever heard of "brotherly love"?


Again, so much ew I can't stand it.
:sick:

Creepiness achived:wizard:

#17794
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T3hAnubis wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

...Orsino was only of the only sexy elves in the game.

Why couldn't I have that? T_T

I mean...just one kiss!


The fact that you can't even flirt with him rankled me.
I MEAN COME ON.
JUST ONE CREEPY FLIRT OPTION AND HAWKE WILL BE HAPPY.

Creepy Hawke: Oh hi Carver. Ever heard of "brotherly love"?


...That's just wrong. No one should be with Creeper Hawke. NO ONE. 

#17795
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Purposeof-Flight wrote...

The fact that you can't even flirt with him rankled me.
I MEAN COME ON.
JUST ONE CREEPY FLIRT OPTION AND HAWKE WILL BE HAPPY.


You can kind of flirt if you pick the sarcastic option and your LI is not in the party

Hawke: So I shouldn't slit my wrists and dance naked under the moonlight just to fit in?
Orsino: I'd pay to see that ;)

OH ORSINO.  You pervy old man silver fox :wub:

#17796
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Every time I hear Seb's voice now all I hear is the remix.

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Magaloo wrote...
Is Anders frozen by the awesome?  he does not look like he is into it at all... :?

Oh Mister Orsino!


He gets into it later, Orsino just took him by surprise.

(Also, SO SKINNY)

#17798
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AnniLau wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

...Orsino was only of the only sexy elves in the game.

Why couldn't I have that? T_T

I mean...just one kiss!


The fact that you can't even flirt with him rankled me.
I MEAN COME ON.
JUST ONE CREEPY FLIRT OPTION AND HAWKE WILL BE HAPPY.

But he aided and abetted the guy that killed your Mom. :?


As opposed to the real LIs who:

A) Accidentally murder their entire clan. (I love Merril, but my Warden is going to KILL her.)

B) Blow up Chantries. (In an epic dramatic fashion :lol:)

C) Rip people's hearts out of their chests because he can't control his temper (again, pretty awesome:devil:)

D) Backstab you and run off with stolen goods. ¬¬ (Actually... Isabela's pretty tame and normal in comparison...:blink:)

#17799
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yukidama wrote...

Magaloo wrote...
Is Anders frozen by the awesome?  he does not look like he is into it at all... :?

Oh Mister Orsino!


He gets into it later, Orsino just took him by surprise.

(Also, SO SKINNY)


Who are they subbed for? Fenris and M!Hawke?

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Sable Rhapsody wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

The fact that you can't even flirt with him rankled me.
I MEAN COME ON.
JUST ONE CREEPY FLIRT OPTION AND HAWKE WILL BE HAPPY.


You can kind of flirt if you pick the sarcastic option and your LI is not in the party

Hawke: So I shouldn't slit my wrists and dance naked under the moonlight just to fit in?
Orsino: I'd pay to see that ;)

OH ORSINO.  You pervy old man silver fox :wub:


I must do this...

For science! :wizard: