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[TotoroTori]

I got it here have a bunch of kittens!




runaire.deviantart.com/art/DA2-Anders-has-Kittens-201252233
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[Kawamura]

DON'T BLAME ME FOR YOUR DEPRAVITY.





although I guess the gif helps. I like shiny.

[MelfinaofOutlawStar]

Miri1984 wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

Miri1984 wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

Heh, "duty" sounds like "doody".

...

Okay. I -- I'msosorry.

So now I'm imagining Sebastian in an adult nappy walking around saying "THERE'S SO MUCH DYOOTY IN HERE!!" 

I ...

*sobs*

WAT IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!

Have a dancing Barrowman to wipe away the image:

http://pics.livejour...le/pic/0003e1cy

Oh Mr. Barrowman. If only...

[Miri1984]

@Kawamura I like shiny Barrowmans. Mmmm. Glistening even.

And now I'm all grumpy about not getting shirtless Anders in the love scene again. (What? It's a logical connection - right here on my Beck Blackboard, see? Barrowman - pansexual - shiny - glistening = shirtless Anders YOU TELL ME AMERICA).

[Sjofn]

Miri1984 wrote...

(What? It's a logical connection - right here on my Beck Blackboard, see? Barrowman - pansexual - shiny - glistening = shirtless Anders YOU TELL ME AMERICA).

I do not have enough lol's for that statement. <3

[Kawamura]

You forgot George Soros.

I am upset.

PS: I don't mind the lack of shirtlessness. Anders' coat and layers are just way too exciting.

[Threeparts]

Kawamura wrote...

You forgot George Soros.

I am upset.

PS: I don't mind the lack of shirtlessness. Anders' coat and layers are just way too exciting.

Is it bad that I'm now imagining Hawke and friends sitting in a circle and playing Pass the Parcel with Anders?

[Miri1984]

Kawamura wrote...

You forgot George Soros.

I am upset.

PS: I don't mind the lack of shirtlessness. Anders' coat and layers are just way too exciting.

Mmmm. Layers. Like a cake. Or an onion.

I am peeling them in my brain.

[leggywillow]

Kawamura wrote...
PS: I don't mind the lack of shirtlessness. Anders' coat and layers are just way too exciting.

I can just picture Hawke removing layer after layer and getting more and more frustrated.  It sounds like something worthy of a crack fic on the kinkmeme... Hawke's trying to undress Anders and get to the delicious mage center of all those clothes, and Anders is kissing and touching her and DAMNIT WHEN DO THESE CLOTHES END.

[Anarya]

That's the thing about Anders and Fenris...I'm not even sure how to go about disrobing them. Fantasy closures....tch.

[TotoroTori]

Miri1984 wrote...

@Kawamura I like shiny Barrowmans. Mmmm. Glistening even.

And now I'm all grumpy about not getting shirtless Anders in the love scene again. (What? It's a logical connection - right here on my Beck Blackboard, see? Barrowman - pansexual - shiny - glistening = shirtless Anders YOU TELL ME AMERICA).

I still don't get why we don't get naked Anders, we have Merrill in a loltia lingerie for Hawke for can't we have sexy chest man Anders after love scene?

I mean I would love to see him walk to Hawke with only his undergarments and say "I love you"

and Hawke can be "Want a sandwich?

Modifié par TotoroTori, 08 avril 2011 - 05:32 .

[TEWR]

Threeparts wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

You forgot George Soros.

I am upset.

PS: I don't mind the lack of shirtlessness. Anders' coat and layers are just way too exciting.

Is it bad that I'm now imagining Hawke and friends sitting in a circle and playing Pass the Parcel with Anders?

Is it bad that for no reason at all I randomly imagined Hawke and friends going to summer camp? Playing 4-square and going into a pool and whatnot?


Merrill + Isabella + Aveline + Pool = I'll be right back

[Kawamura]

leggywillow wrote...

Kawamura wrote...
PS: I don't mind the lack of shirtlessness. Anders' coat and layers are just way too exciting.

I can just picture Hawke removing layer after layer and getting more and more frustrated.  It sounds like something worthy of a crack fic on the kinkmeme... Hawke's trying to undress Anders and get to the delicious mage center of all those clothes, and Anders is kissing and touching her and DAMNIT WHEN DO THESE CLOTHES END.

Clothes sex is simply a far more viable option.

Unless Hawke gets distracted by the shiny.

[TEWR]

Kawamura wrote...

leggywillow wrote...

Kawamura wrote...
PS: I don't mind the lack of shirtlessness. Anders' coat and layers are just way too exciting.

I can just picture Hawke removing layer after layer and getting more and more frustrated.  It sounds like something worthy of a crack fic on the kinkmeme... Hawke's trying to undress Anders and get to the delicious mage center of all those clothes, and Anders is kissing and touching her and DAMNIT WHEN DO THESE CLOTHES END.

Clothes sex is simply a far more viable option.

Unless Hawke gets distracted by the shiny precious.

Fixed

[Kawamura]

The Ethereal Writer Redux wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

leggywillow wrote...

Kawamura wrote...
PS: I don't mind the lack of shirtlessness. Anders' coat and layers are just way too exciting.

I can just picture Hawke removing layer after layer and getting more and more frustrated.  It sounds like something worthy of a crack fic on the kinkmeme... Hawke's trying to undress Anders and get to the delicious mage center of all those clothes, and Anders is kissing and touching her and DAMNIT WHEN DO THESE CLOTHES END.

Clothes sex is simply a far more viable option.

Unless Hawke gets distracted by the shiny precious.

Fixed

No.

D<

...

Okay.

[Anarya]

TotoroTori wrote...

Miri1984 wrote...

@Kawamura I like shiny Barrowmans. Mmmm. Glistening even.

And now I'm all grumpy about not getting shirtless Anders in the love scene again. (What? It's a logical connection - right here on my Beck Blackboard, see? Barrowman - pansexual - shiny - glistening = shirtless Anders YOU TELL ME AMERICA).

I still don't get why we don't get naked Anders, we have Merrill in a loltia lingerie for Hawke for can't we have sexy chest man Anders after love scene?

I mean I would love to see him walk to Hawke with only his undergarments and say "I love you"

and Hawke can be "Want a sandwich?

It might be weird to see Anders with the ripped Hawke body since he's supposed to be neglecting himself, I dunno. Perhaps they felt it wasn't worth it to make him a special model just for that.

[Camilladilla]

The Ethereal Writer Redux wrote...

Is it bad that for no reason at all I randomly imagined Hawke and friends going to summer camp? Playing 4-square and going into a pool and whatnot?


Merrill + Isabella + Aveline + Pool = I'll be right back

Aveline would totally be the lifeguard and slapping Isabela upside the head for trying to grope Merrill

Then Isabela will pretend to drown and Aveline will be forced to do CPR.

And of course Hawke and Anders are in the hot tub.

Modifié par Camilladilla, 08 avril 2011 - 05:37 .

[TEWR]

Camilladilla wrote...

The Ethereal Writer Redux wrote...

Is it bad that for no reason at all I randomly imagined Hawke and friends going to summer camp? Playing 4-square and going into a pool and whatnot?


Merrill + Isabella + Aveline + Pool = I'll be right back

Aveline would totally be the lifeguard and slapping Isabela upside the head for trying to grope Merrill

Then Isabela will pretend to drown and Aveline will be forced to do CPR.

And of course Hawke and Anders are in the hot tub.

Quoth the Oghren: HOT.

What are Varric, Fenris, and Sebastian doing? And Bethany and Carver? Because you know, in this fanfic (if someone makes it a fanfic I will make you my hero) both siblings are alive.

[Camilladilla]

The Ethereal Writer Redux wrote...

Quoth the Oghren: HOT.

What are Varric, Fenris, and Sebastian doing? And Bethany and Carver? Because you know, in this fanfic (if someone makes it a fanfic I will make you my hero) both siblings are alive.

Bethany and Carver are totally listening to Varric tell crazy stories around the campfire. Fenris is trying to learn how to roast smores and Sebastian is in a bush watching Hawke and Anders while bemoaning about his shameboner.

If I had any talent in actually writing funny dialogue I'd give the fanfic a go, but alas, this is an idea that should be better left for someone with the skill to do it.

[TEWR]

Camilladilla wrote...

The Ethereal Writer Redux wrote...

Quoth the Oghren: HOT.

What are Varric, Fenris, and Sebastian doing? And Bethany and Carver? Because you know, in this fanfic (if someone makes it a fanfic I will make you my hero) both siblings are alive.

Bethany and Carver are totally listening to Varric tell crazy stories around the campfire. Fenris is trying to learn how to roast smores and Sebastian is in a bush watching Hawke and Anders while bemoaning about his shameboner.

If I had any talent in actually writing funny dialogue I'd give the fanfic a go, but alas, this is an idea that should be better left for someone with the skill to do it.

PWEEZ SUMONE MAKE A FANFIC WITH HAWKE AND FRIENDS AT A SUMMER CAMP.


I find writing an original story with original characters is easier than a fanfic. In a fanfic you have to keep in line with everything that you've been presented, if it's using characters already introduced. That's why I don't do fanfics.

It's actually been a while since I did any writing. Maybe I should start it up again

[leggywillow]

Camilladilla wrote...
Bethany and Carver are totally listening to Varric tell crazy stories around the campfire. Fenris is trying to learn how to roast smores and Sebastian is in a bush watching Hawke and Anders while bemoaning about his shameboner.

If I had any talent in actually writing funny dialogue I'd give the fanfic a go, but alas, this is an idea that should be better left for someone with the skill to do it.

I love how in one month we've turned Sebastian into that mouthbreathing kid from Hey Arnold.  XD  So great.

[Miri1984]

@Leggywillow IT'S HIS OWN FAULT:

[Kawamura]

leggywillow wrote...

Camilladilla wrote...
Bethany and Carver are totally listening to Varric tell crazy stories around the campfire. Fenris is trying to learn how to roast smores and Sebastian is in a bush watching Hawke and Anders while bemoaning about his shameboner.

If I had any talent in actually writing funny dialogue I'd give the fanfic a go, but alas, this is an idea that should be better left for someone with the skill to do it.

I love how in one month we've turned Sebastian into that mouthbreathing kid from Hey Arnold.  XD  So great.

... so that makes Anders Helga, Hawke is Arnold and the friend with the fro is Varric?

[leggywillow]

Kawamura wrote...

leggywillow wrote...

Camilladilla wrote...
Bethany and Carver are totally listening to Varric tell crazy stories around the campfire. Fenris is trying to learn how to roast smores and Sebastian is in a bush watching Hawke and Anders while bemoaning about his shameboner.

If I had any talent in actually writing funny dialogue I'd give the fanfic a go, but alas, this is an idea that should be better left for someone with the skill to do it.

I love how in one month we've turned Sebastian into that mouthbreathing kid from Hey Arnold.  XD  So great.

... so that makes Anders Helga, Hawke is Arnold and the friend with the fro is Varric?

Oh my god, it does.  That analogy is so much more appropriate than I initially planned.

[Kawamura]

It also means Seb is creeping on Anders who is creeping on Hawke who is bromancing Varric.

... which is about right.