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#18476
Kawamura

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shiba5 wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

shiba5 wrote...

mandamcmoo wrote...

I am frusterbating sooo hard right now.


Watch out. I hear you go blind doing that. Fox said so...


I'll have you know I can see quite well. And palms are completely lacking in hair.


Yeah, for a blind person who shaves his palms! I'm on to you. ;)


Tch.

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#18477
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cleosilver wrote...

I prefer going Spirit Healer. After all what could possibly go wrong with summoning the nice fade spirits?

It would be nice if your companions commented on your specialisations more


Templar and bloodmage especially.
They'd have interesting effects on the Fenris and Anders romances,

#18478
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shiba5 wrote...

phantomdragoness wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

shiba5 wrote...

mandamcmoo wrote...

I am frusterbating sooo hard right now.


Watch out. I hear you go blind doing that. Fox said so...


I'll have you know I can see quite well. And palms are completely lacking in hair.



Oh Lord...99.9% of the world would be COVERED in hair if that fact were true. XD


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I don't understand... Are you somehow suggesting that that isn't normal?

#18479
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Batteries wrote...

Most of Anders' battle cries aren't things a mage bent on trying to obtain mage freedom should say. ;)


I really wish there was a "Smarter Battle Cries" mod. I've wanted this since Alistair shouted something horribly inappropriate as he went into the duel with Loghain. And then some more when Oghren belched whilst decapitating Branka.

Anders: *staffs one of Merrill's clanmates to death*
Anders: Score one for our heroes!
Merrill: *runs away crying*

Anders: *stonefists a Follower of She*
Anders: For freedom!
Hawke: Actually, I think this is for self-defense.
Hawke: And whatever loot they drop.
Hawke: Not so much...freedom.

Anders: I'll show you why mages are feared!
Anders: *activates Vengeance* *casts apocalyptic firestorm*
Hawke: Holy ****, mages are terrifying.
Everyone Else in Thedas: Right?

Modifié par SurelyForth, 08 avril 2011 - 04:41 .


#18480
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Derp

I always thought he said "Score one for our hero" Image IPB

#18481
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SurelyForth wrote...

Anders: *staffs one of Merrill's clanmates to death*
Anders: Score one for the heroes!
Merrill: *runs away crying*


... This made me giggle uncontrollably. I'm a terrible person. :(

#18482
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Batteries wrote...

Derp

I always thought he said "Score one for our hero" Image IPB


I did too, actually. Or, "our heroes."

#18483
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YamiSnuffles wrote...

Batteries wrote...

Derp

I always thought he said "Score one for our hero" Image IPB


I did too, actually. Or, "our heroes."


I think it is our heroes. My derp.

#18484
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obnoxiousgas wrote...

SurelyForth wrote...

Anders: *staffs one of Merrill's clanmates to death*
Anders: Score one for the heroes!
Merrill: *runs away crying*


... This made me giggle uncontrollably. I'm a terrible person. :(


No worse than I am for laughing hysterically whenever:
A) Fenris does his glow-fist punch thing
B) Chantry goes Ka-Boom!

Sometimes I'm just in that kind of mood...

#18485
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My face was pretty much like this when the chantry went boom the first couple times:
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Now?

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Modifié par Batteries, 08 avril 2011 - 04:45 .


#18486
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Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

obnoxiousgas wrote...

SurelyForth wrote...

Anders: *staffs one of Merrill's clanmates to death*
Anders: Score one for the heroes!
Merrill: *runs away crying*


... This made me giggle uncontrollably. I'm a terrible person. :(


No worse than I am for laughing hysterically whenever:
A) Fenris does his glow-fist punch thing
B) Chantry goes Ka-Boom!

Sometimes I'm just in that kind of mood...


On my most recent playthrough, I actually managed to keep a straight face during the Jenga scene until I heard, "Maker NOOOOOOOO!"

Then I was lost to a fit of giggles. It was so hard to regain composure so I could enjoy anything else in the scene.

Modifié par YamiSnuffles, 08 avril 2011 - 04:47 .


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Batteries wrote...


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This is the best thing in all of creation

#18488
SurelyForth

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YamiSnuffles wrote...
On my most recent playthrough, I actually managed to keep a straight face during the Jenga scene until I heard, "Maker NOOOOOOOO!"

Then I was lost to a fit of giggles. It was so hard to regain composure so I could enjoy anything else in the scene.


My boyfriend doesn't have Seb downloaded, so I have to supply the obligatory "Maker NOOOOOOOOO!"  for him. He thought I was serious the first time, so I had to show him the scene on my computer so he could appreciate the full ridiculosity of it.

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XD.

D'aaaw I just entered hightown from the Hawke estate and Anders said "it's still hard to think of this place as my home." in the most <3 voice. 

Modifié par Ryzaki, 08 avril 2011 - 04:57 .


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Ryzaki wrote...

XD.

D'aaaw I just entered hightown from the Hawke estate and Anders said "it's still hard to think of this place as my home." in the most <3 voice. 


D'aaaw. I never heard that one.

Now I have to.

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Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

cleosilver wrote...

I prefer going Spirit Healer. After all what could possibly go wrong with summoning the nice fade spirits?

It would be nice if your companions commented on your specialisations more


Templar and bloodmage especially.
They'd have interesting effects on the Fenris and Anders romances,


I wish specialisations weren't just skill trees. It would've been so cool to have quests to obtain a specialisation, like Reaver or Blood Mage in Origins.

#18492
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Poor Sebastian, I laugh uncontrollably every time he cries "MAKER NO!" after watching that Sparta remix thing.

Batteries wrote...


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I want this to happen in real life! Image IPB 
It is made of Wynne.

Modifié par ReallyRue, 08 avril 2011 - 05:04 .


#18493
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SurelyForth wrote...

YamiSnuffles wrote...
On my most recent playthrough, I actually managed to keep a straight face during the Jenga scene until I heard, "Maker NOOOOOOOO!"

Then I was lost to a fit of giggles. It was so hard to regain composure so I could enjoy anything else in the scene.


My boyfriend doesn't have Seb downloaded, so I have to supply the obligatory "Maker NOOOOOOOOO!"  for him. He thought I was serious the first time, so I had to show him the scene on my computer so he could appreciate the full ridiculosity of it.


The first time I played, I was still so :o over the explosion, that Sebastian didn't stick out as much. Now, in addition to the 'Noooo' I also noticed more how he kind of chops up that scene. Like, I told Anders he could live to defend the mages. Anders jumps to his feet all excited to take on Templars and then Sebastian did his revenge bit. Next thing I know, Anders is back to sitting on his box of shame until I repeated that I wasn't going to kill him.

The whole scene seemed a lot sillier than it originally had.

Of course, then Fen left and I had to kill him. And I don't know why because it's the first time I've had to kill him. It's driving me nuts because I can't even go back to fix it since I don't know what went wrong. :pinched:

#18494
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obnoxiousgas wrote...

SurelyForth wrote...

Anders: *staffs one of Merrill's clanmates to death*
Anders: Score one for the heroes!
Merrill: *runs away crying*


... This made me giggle uncontrollably. I'm a terrible person. :(


I felt awful in my Fenris rivalmance. I was about 5 points away from maxing out Fen's rivalry and being able to complete the romance. I'd been struggling ALL GAME to get those rival points--I kept going up and down with him. Hawke hadn't gotten laid in three years and I was nearing the end of the game. I took him with to Merrill's last quest, took responsibility for her blood magic in order to save the clan -- and damnit if Fenris didn't approve me for about 10 FRIEND POINTS.

I promptly reloaded and murdered all the Dalish just so Hawke could get laid again. As I slaughtered all the elves, I was saying to the screen, "Sorry, Merrill, but I need to murder your clan so that my boyfriend will hate me enough to start sleeping with me again. I haven't gotten any in YEARS."

Yeah, I felt bad. But not bad enough not to do it.

And that is reason #17 why I am an Anders girl.

#18495
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SurelyForth wrote...

My boyfriend doesn't have Seb downloaded, so I have to supply the obligatory "Maker NOOOOOOOOO!"  for him. He thought I was serious the first time, so I had to show him the scene on my computer so he could appreciate the full ridiculosity of it.


Meh, for as much as I love Bioware, I still think that Sebastian should not have been a dlc. After all, it is pretty clear that it was intended to be there, Shale had a lot less impact in scenes and story. And really, the informations we got from Leliana in his quest...it is a crime that who didn't byu the DLC doesn't know them.

OK, I still think the first time I saw him after the Chantry went boom, it ruined forever the pathos but...he makes sense in the whole setting.  


Ryzaki wrote...

XD.

D'aaaw I just entered hightown from the Hawke estate and Anders said "it's still hard to think of this place as my home." in the most <3 voice. 


Yes, he is such a sweetie :wub: When he doesn't play with explosives.

And yay for the gif, it should be reposted more :°D

#18496
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SurelyForth wrote...

Batteries wrote...

Most of Anders' battle cries aren't things a mage bent on trying to obtain mage freedom should say. ;)


I really wish there was a "Smarter Battle Cries" mod. I've wanted this since Alistair shouted something horribly inappropriate as he went into the duel with Loghain. And then some more when Oghren belched whilst decapitating Branka.

Anders: *staffs one of Merrill's clanmates to death*
Anders: Score one for our heroes!
Merrill: *runs away crying*

Anders: *stonefists a Follower of She*
Anders: For freedom!
Hawke: Actually, I think this is for self-defense.
Hawke: And whatever loot they drop.
Hawke: Not so much...freedom.

Anders: I'll show you why mages are feared!
Anders: *activates Vengeance* *casts apocalyptic firestorm*
Hawke: Holy ****, mages are terrifying.
Everyone Else in Thedas: Right?


ROFL!!  Appropriate ones wouldn't be this entertaining tho!

It would be more like

Anders: I'll show you why mages should be free!
Anders: *group heal*
Hawke: ah thanks buddy!

Anders:  magic is a gift not a curse!
Anders:  *dispel magic*
Hawke:  Your swell Anders!

#18497
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signcherie wrote...
And that is reason #17 why I am an Anders girl.


Because you, too, believe in engaging in violence for The Cause? 

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forcythera wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

XD.

D'aaaw I just entered hightown from the Hawke estate and Anders said "it's still hard to think of this place as my home." in the most <3 voice. 


D'aaaw. I never heard that one.

Now I have to.


One time I clicked on Anders in the Hawke estate and he said: It's not a pretty home, but at least it's clean.

I was like: Thanks you ungrateful ho-bag!

#18499
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Kawamura wrote...

signcherie wrote...
And that is reason #17 why I am an Anders girl.


Because you, too, believe in engaging in violence for The Cause? 


When you put it like that, it should be higher on the list. Like, reason #2.

#18500
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*fails at yet another Anders rivalmance playthrough* There seriously needs to be a "kitten bood sacrifice" option for blood mages to spam ad-nauseum, that grants 15 rivalry points per use...Damn your woobie eyes Anders! I just can't be mean to you T.T