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[mellifera]

Tasmen wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Psh, I wish Jowan looked like that and not some greasy whiny schmuck.

*hates with the hate of a thousand Fenrises when he thinks of mages (especially Anders)*

You know, I read that has 'hates with the hate of a thousand Penises....'

You are going to get my fangirl card revoked.

With the (self) hate and shame of a thousand Sebastian penises after he catches a glimpse of Hawke's ankle.

SO SCANDALOUS

Also, Jowan, I'm not a fan of being asked to throw down my life and position and invoke the wrath of the templars and everyone to help him elope. I help him then I'm left to shoulder everything? You sparkling personality and winning smile aren't enough to convince me, Jowan (especially since you have neither trolol).

Modifié par yukidama, 08 avril 2011 - 06:57 .

[MelfinaofOutlawStar]

Inzhuna wrote...

'Where is the Champion?' - 'I don't know' - 'I was in the first game!'
Hahahaha

The people that killed Leliana must have been so baffled.

[Amondra]

yukidama wrote...

Tasmen wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Psh, I wish Jowan looked like that and not some greasy whiny schmuck.

*hates with the hate of a thousand Fenrises when he thinks of mages (especially Anders)*

You know, I read that has 'hates with the hate of a thousand Penises....'

You are going to get my fangirl card revoked.

With the (self) hate and shame of a thousand Sebastian penises after he catches a glimpse of Hawke's ankle.

SO SCANDALOUS

Also, Jowan, I'm not a fan of being asked to throw down my life and position and invoke the wrath of the templars and everyone to help him elope. I help him then I'm left to shoulder everything? You sparkling personality and winning smile aren't enough to convince me, Jowan (especially since you have neither trolol).

When I did my mage play through I hated him and Lily, mostly when she said the curse of magic...you are going to spend the rest of your live with someone who thinks you are cursed? **** this...I am going back to my room...

[Ryzaki]

Amondra wrote...
When I did my mage play through I hated him and Lily, mostly when she said the curse of magic...you are going to spend the rest of your live with someone who thinks you are cursed? **** this...I am going back to my room...

Eh. Not much different than a rivalry Anders romance or Fenris' romance with a mage. 

Modifié par Ryzaki, 08 avril 2011 - 07:02 .

[leggywillow]

yukidama wrote...

Tasmen wrote...
You know, I read that has 'hates with the hate of a thousand Penises....'

You are going to get my fangirl card revoked.

With the (self) hate and shame of a thousand Sebastian penises after he catches a glimpse of Hawke's ankle.

SO SCANDALOUS

Ahhhhh, shameboners.  My day has been so barren without discussion of them so far.  :;sighs with joy::

[Amondra]

Ryzaki wrote...

Amondra wrote...
When I did my mage play through I hated him and Lily, mostly when she said the curse of magic...you are going to spend the rest of your live with someone who thinks you are cursed? **** this...I am going back to my room...

Eh. Not much different than a rivalry Anders romance or Fenris' romance with a mage. 

Yeah never did the rival romances...something about not knowing wether to kill me or kiss me scares me...nothing worse then Justice popping out all "Surprise! Your dead."  Or Fenris going. "Magical Fist to the head!"

[Ryzaki]

Amondra wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

Amondra wrote...
When I did my mage play through I hated him and Lily, mostly when she said the curse of magic...you are going to spend the rest of your live with someone who thinks you are cursed? **** this...I am going back to my room...

Eh. Not much different than a rivalry Anders romance or Fenris' romance with a mage. 

Yeah never did the rival romances...something about not knowing wether to kill me or kiss me scares me...nothing worse then Justice popping out all "Surprise! Your dead."  Or Fenris going. "Magical Fist to the head!"

Pfft. That's half the fun.  

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

Amondra wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Tasmen wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Psh, I wish Jowan looked like that and not some greasy whiny schmuck.

*hates with the hate of a thousand Fenrises when he thinks of mages (especially Anders)*

You know, I read that has 'hates with the hate of a thousand Penises....'

You are going to get my fangirl card revoked.

With the (self) hate and shame of a thousand Sebastian penises after he catches a glimpse of Hawke's ankle.

SO SCANDALOUS

Also, Jowan, I'm not a fan of being asked to throw down my life and position and invoke the wrath of the templars and everyone to help him elope. I help him then I'm left to shoulder everything? You sparkling personality and winning smile aren't enough to convince me, Jowan (especially since you have neither trolol).

When I did my mage play through I hated him and Lily, mostly when she said the curse of magic...you are going to spend the rest of your live with someone who thinks you are cursed? **** this...I am going back to my room...

That was a little insulting.

"Hello? Two mages standing right here? For Jowan's sake, and the sake of this mission, I shall pretend it was a figure of speech."

Oh, FYI: Your boyfriend's a maleficar! (aren't you happy Lily? ...no? No. No, she isn't.)
I laughed when that was revealed. I just knew it.

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

Ryzaki wrote...

Amondra wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

Amondra wrote...
When I did my mage play through I hated him and Lily, mostly when she said the curse of magic...you are going to spend the rest of your live with someone who thinks you are cursed? **** this...I am going back to my room...

Eh. Not much different than a rivalry Anders romance or Fenris' romance with a mage. 

Yeah never did the rival romances...something about not knowing wether to kill me or kiss me scares me...nothing worse then Justice popping out all "Surprise! Your dead."  Or Fenris going. "Magical Fist to the head!"

Pfft. That's half the fun.  

Fenris doesn't seem to mind Hawke (on friendship, anyway) or Bethany.
Just Anders and every other mage.

Still, the risk only adds to the fun!

[MelfinaofOutlawStar]

I'm not pursuing rival Anders until the bugs are fixed.

[SidheKate]

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

mandamcmoo wrote...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...
I know! XD
If Hawke actually read the manifesto she'd probably stop complaining...

She'd be wanting him to read it to her ALL NIGHT LONG!

God yes.
This should have been a scene in the in-game romance... complete with Ander's voice...

I've always thought that Hawke would work with Anders on his ideas if they were on the Friendship path.  It's really sweet and romantic (doesn't even have to be in bed, but that's good too) to discuss ideas with someone you love and try and hone them into a final product.

Not that I've ever written a manifesto, but work with me here.

[ReallyRue]

I think this thread has affected me too much. Or the art has.

When I watch the romantic bits with Anders in Act 2, instead of thinking 'aww' or 'hot' or whatever, I'm just thinking of Justice popping up and saying "Dun do it Anders, u need ur bib" whilst brandishing a Ser Pounce-a-lot bib.

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

I'm not pursuing rival Anders until the bugs are fixed.

 Same here. I've stopped that playthrough halfway through.

[Kawamura]

I miss Jowan. *sniffles*

Honestly, I can't play any other character but my Surana because it creeps me out to meet Jowan after him being bum chums BEST BUDS with my Surana for so long.

[AtreiyaN7]

Sable Rhapsody wrote...

Camilladilla wrote...

*dies*

Oh god, Howden commented on my Twix video.

I'm in heaven now.

*casts Regroup*

You still there? 

Whee!

[Adara]

I found this song and I think it would work well for an Anders/Hawke romance.



Its called Pale by Within Temptation. Hope you enjoy!

[payroo]

Jowan! I have such a soft spot for him - I like him because of how useless he is.

(And I find the whiny voice cute in a bizarre way...)

[Muzzlepuffs]

I hated Jowan when I played DA:O, but I also wasn't as sympathetic towards mages at the time, even as a mage. My mage was my **** playthrough, though, and it's hard to sympathize with an ****.

I might replay DA:O as a non-**** mage sometime and see if I like Jowan any better.

ETA - Interesting to see how things get censored on this site. Can I say a-hole? Substitute a-hole for all the blocked out words.

Modifié par Muzzlepuffs, 08 avril 2011 - 07:35 .

[Amondra]

Gremnock wrote...

I found this song and I think it would work well for an Anders/Hawke romance.



Its called Pale by Within Temptation. Hope you enjoy!

Outside of me loving the band, alot of their music I think works, like "Truth beneath the Rose."  "The howeling" and "Hand of Sorrow."

[Rinji the Bearded]

yukidama wrote...

Tasmen wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Psh, I wish Jowan looked like that and not some greasy whiny schmuck.

*hates with the hate of a thousand Fenrises when he thinks of mages (especially Anders)*

You know, I read that has 'hates with the hate of a thousand Penises....'

You are going to get my fangirl card revoked.

With the (self) hate and shame of a thousand Sebastian penises after he catches a glimpse of Hawke's ankle.

SO SCANDALOUS

Also, Jowan, I'm not a fan of being asked to throw down my life and position and invoke the wrath of the templars and everyone to help him elope. I help him then I'm left to shoulder everything? You sparkling personality and winning smile aren't enough to convince me, Jowan (especially since you have neither trolol).

Gosh, yes.  And the lady I was helping him elope with was a freaking COW.

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

Just had a random idea spurred on by Jowan's appearance in the thread:

What if all the apostates got together and formed a club?
President: Anders
Vice Pres.: Ser-Pounce-a-Lot.

Memebers: Mage!Hawke, Bethany, Jowan, Morrigan (we'll just say Flemeth made her go), Amell, Surana, Feynriel...

It'd certainly be an interesting move for the pro-mage revloution. XD

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

RinjiRenee wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Tasmen wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Psh, I wish Jowan looked like that and not some greasy whiny schmuck.

*hates with the hate of a thousand Fenrises when he thinks of mages (especially Anders)*

You know, I read that has 'hates with the hate of a thousand Penises....'

You are going to get my fangirl card revoked.

With the (self) hate and shame of a thousand Sebastian penises after he catches a glimpse of Hawke's ankle.

SO SCANDALOUS

Also, Jowan, I'm not a fan of being asked to throw down my life and position and invoke the wrath of the templars and everyone to help him elope. I help him then I'm left to shoulder everything? You sparkling personality and winning smile aren't enough to convince me, Jowan (especially since you have neither trolol).

Gosh, yes.  And the lady I was helping him elope with was a freaking COW.

What happens if you choose the option "This fat cow is your lover?"
I always wanted to try it, but for the sake of role-playing, I couldn't.

[MelfinaofOutlawStar]

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

Just had a random idea spurred on by Jowan's appearance in the thread:

What if all the apostates got together and formed a club?
President: Anders
Vice Pres.: Ser-Pounce-a-Lot.

Memebers: Mage!Hawke, Bethany, Jowan, Morrigan (we'll just say Flemeth made her go), Amell, Surana, Feynriel...

It'd certainly be an interesting move for the pro-mage revloution. XD

And nothing would get done.XD

[purplecookie]

ReallyRue wrote...

I think this thread has affected me too much. Or the art has.

When I watch the romantic bits with Anders in Act 2, instead of thinking 'aww' or 'hot' or whatever, I'm just thinking of Justice popping up and saying "Dun do it Anders, u need ur bib" whilst brandishing a Ser Pounce-a-lot bib.

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

I'm not pursuing rival Anders until the bugs are fixed.

 Same here. I've stopped that playthrough halfway through.

Ditto, I really hope it's included in the upcoming patch, has there been any word on whether it is or not?

As for Jowan, I don't know why but I have a soft spot for the guy, he's such a plonker but... he's like a sad puppy... a blood-magic-using puppy, but a puppy nonetheless.

[payroo]

This is random, but I just did the distract-Elthina-while-Anders-rigs-the-poo-bomb part with Seb in the party...


He parked himself right out of the party.

Later, when I click on his princely head...


REALLY, did he think it could have been anything good? Maker knows I like Sebastian, but he is so dense it kills me XD

Also...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

What happens if you choose the option "This fat cow is your lover?"
I always wanted to try it, but for the sake of role-playing, I couldn't.

Jowan says something like, "SHE'S RIGHT HERE D8"

Modifié par payroo, 08 avril 2011 - 07:40 .

[Inzhuna]

purplecookie wrote...

As for Jowan, I don't know why but I have a soft spot for the guy, he's such a plonker but... he's like a sad puppy... a blood-magic-using puppy, but a puppy nonetheless.

Omg should we ship him with Merrill then?!