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#18601
leggywillow

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Sable Rhapsody wrote...

Valentia X wrote...
Question: If there were an in-game quest that would allow you to separate Anders from Justice safely- but it would lead to you and Anders breaking it off permanently- would you do it?


Here's where I get to the awkward separation of player and character.  As a player?  I'd do it in a heartbeat.  But I don't know about my Hawke.  Part of what she loves so much about Anders is his passion and his dedication to the mages.  She didn't know Anders in Awakening, and I don't think she would've romanced Awakening Anders.  To her, Justice is a part of Anders.


I'm the opposite.  :lol:  My Hawke would want to separate them.  For all that she admires his passion, she thinks Justice and Anders are killing each other.  But as the player, I'm like "But I want mah Anders lovin'!"

#18602
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leggywillow wrote...

JesterPsychotica wrote...

I know people go on and on about Anders blowing up the Chantry was wrong and all that.

But once you realized what happened, was anyone else's first thought...

"Phew, I am really glad he didn't drink that mixture of **** and ******?"

Especially since he was my characters LI.


LOL!  I can see my nutso Hawke thinking that.

Chantry: D:  KABOOOOOOOM!
Seb: MAKER NOOOOOOO!!
Hawke: So you made a bomb from the poop crystals?
Anders: Yes, I know what I've done, but I--
Hawke: Oh thank the Maker
Anders: ?
Hawke: I thought you put it in your mouth, and I was like "Ew, not gonna kiss you no more bro"
Anders: ...so you're not mad?
Hawke: Mad about what?


lol.

For me it was more like:

OOH... Pretty lights...
...wait.

Was that a plot twist?
An actual plot twist...?
That was surprising?!?
WTF is this world coming to!?

...

...So he made a bomb from that stuff? I thought he was going to-
Oh.
Oh, thank God Anders didn't drink that stuff. Image IPB

Meanwhile, in game:

Hawke: ...Well... sh*t. (I'm not getting paid for this, am I?)
Sebastian: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Anders: ...is it too late to claim I didn't do it?
Justice: Yes.
Anders: Damn.
Isabela: I knew I should have gotten out of here... Image IPB
Fenris: *facepalm*
Merril: Image IPB
Varric: When I retell this story, I am over-exaggurating it like hell!

Modifié par Dreaming-in-Shadow, 08 avril 2011 - 08:37 .


#18603
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cleosilver wrote...

I love their stuff too. I think Stand my Ground works well for my FHawke mage as Anders convinces her to stop hiding from the Templars and fight back.


That's basically my mage Hawke and Anders.  She would've been so much happier if Anders had never convinced her to be less selfish.  

Ah, yes.  "Character development."  The phenomenon that causes characters' personalities and motivations to change in inconvenient ways.  We have dismissed these claims :bandit:

#18604
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There were one or two (three?) Skillet songs that made me think of Anders, I just can't remember which ones off the top of my head...

#18605
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Amondra wrote...

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This is random, but I just did the distract-Elthina-while-Anders-rigs-the-poo-bomb part with Seb in the party...

Image IPB
He parked himself right out of the party.

Later, when I click on his princely head...
Image IPB

REALLY, did he think it could have been anything good? :P Maker knows I like Sebastian, but he is so dense it kills me XD

Also...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

What happens if you choose the option "This fat cow is your lover?"
I always wanted to try it, but for the sake of role-playing, I couldn't.


Jowan says something like, "SHE'S RIGHT HERE D8"


Yes he did, he said he dropped some kittens off as a little surprise gift for her and the other sisters, you know how Anders loves cats...he wanted to share his love.


If you noticed, everyone in the game is dense.

"Yo Cullen, Anders planted a bomb bro. Nip that **** in the bud."
"I will look into it."

*fights a bunch of Carta thugs in front of a Templar*
"Do you know anything about the mage underground?"

"Hey Grace! How's it hanging? Remember when I saved your ass? Wait, why do you have my sister?"
"RETRIBUTION!"

"Ok Orsino, I think we got the upper hand. I am the Champion after all so a few Templars is weak sauce...Orsino..?"
"I killed your mother, also BLLLLAAARRGHHHHH!"

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MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

If you noticed, everyone in the game is dense.

"Yo Cullen, Anders planted a bomb bro. Nip that **** in the bud."
"I will look into it."

*fights a bunch of Carta thugs in front of a Templar*
"Do you know anything about the mage underground?"

"Hey Grace! How's it hanging? Remember when I saved your ass? Wait, why do you have my sister?"
"RETRIBUTION!"

"Ok Orsino, I think we got the upper hand. I am the Champion after all so a few Templars is weak sauce...Orsino..?"
"I killed your mother, also BLLLLAAARRGHHHHH!"



omg, so true.  lol forever.  This game.  So ridiculous but I love it so

#18607
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MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

If you noticed, everyone in the game is dense.

"Yo Cullen, Anders planted a bomb bro. Nip that **** in the bud."
"I will look into it."

*fights a bunch of Carta thugs in front of a Templar*
"Do you know anything about the mage underground?"

"Hey Grace! How's it hanging? Remember when I saved your ass? Wait, why do you have my sister?"
"RETRIBUTION!"

"Ok Orsino, I think we got the upper hand. I am the Champion after all so a few Templars is weak sauce...Orsino..?"
"I killed your mother, also BLLLLAAARRGHHHHH!"



lol

I'm still hung up about the irony of Meredith seeing everybody as a blood-mage, yet apparently not noticing my Hawke use blood magic right under her nose.

Cullen too.

Alistair's drunken rants made more sense.
(It's all Morrigan's fault!)

And we thought they were dumb in Origins...

#18608
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Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

leggywillow wrote...

JesterPsychotica wrote...

I know people go on and on about Anders blowing up the Chantry was wrong and all that.

But once you realized what happened, was anyone else's first thought...

"Phew, I am really glad he didn't drink that mixture of **** and ******?"

Especially since he was my characters LI.


LOL!  I can see my nutso Hawke thinking that.

Chantry: D:  KABOOOOOOOM!
Seb: MAKER NOOOOOOO!!
Hawke: So you made a bomb from the poop crystals?
Anders: Yes, I know what I've done, but I--
Hawke: Oh thank the Maker
Anders: ?
Hawke: I thought you put it in your mouth, and I was like "Ew, not gonna kiss you no more bro"
Anders: ...so you're not mad?
Hawke: Mad about what?


lol.

For me it was more like:

OOH... Pretty lights...
...wait.

Was that a plot twist?
An actual plot twist...?
That was surprising?!?
WTF is this world coming to!?

...

...So he made a bomb from that stuff? I thought he was going to-
Oh.
Oh, thank God Anders didn't drink that stuff. Image IPB

Meanwhile, in game:

Hawke: ...Well... sh*t. (I'm not getting paid for this, am I?)
Sebastian: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Anders: ...is it too late to claim I didn't do it?
Justice: Yes.
Anders: Damn.


HAHA Surprisingly I didn't put much thought into that!

I was all "yay a potion to cure you what do we need? crystal poop & pee and drake dust huh?  np I'll dig in the sewer with ya!"  

Then :*(
cuz it wasn't a real potion to seperate them, and I got the feeling he was doing something suspicious with it...he's not good at being sneaky:?  (full trusting friendmance so no interrogation first time)

But, yea......ewww if he drank that :sick:

#18609
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 Speaking of music for Anders and Hawke what about "Lovelorn" by Leaves eyes?
www.youtube.com/watch

In case you have no idea about the song.  I am to lazy to type lyrics...

There is a really cute love song, but sadly it is in Italian, I could translate it, but sadly I think it would lose it's feel.

#18610
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Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...
I'm still hung up about the irony of Meredith seeing everybody as a blood-mage, yet apparently not noticing my Hawke use blood magic right under her nose.


LOL, me too.

Meredith: Help me stop the blood mages, Hawke!
Hawke: Okay! ::impales self with staff:: BLOOOOOOOOOD!
Meredith: Thanks for your totally legal and not-suspicious-at-all assistance!

#18611
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As long as we're posting lyrics of our fav songs for Anders:

Friends Never Say Goodbye - Elton John


There isn't much I haven't shared
With you along the road
And through it all there'd always be
Tomorrow's episode

Suddenly that isn't true
There's another avenue
Beckoning the great divide
Ask no questions, take no side

Who's to say who's right or wrong
Whose course is braver run
Still we are, have always been
Will ever be as one

What is done has been done for the best
Though the mist in my eyes might suggest
Just a little confusion about what I'll lose
But if I started over I know I would choose

The same joy the same sadness each step of the way
That fought me and taught me that friends never say
Never say goodbye
Never say goodbye
Never say goodbye
Never say goodbye

Suddenly that isn't true
There's another avenue
Beckoning, the great divide
I would choose

The same joy the same sadness each step of the way
That fought me and taught me that friends never say
Never say goodbye
Never say goodbye
Never say goodbye
Never say goodbye

#18612
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leggywillow wrote...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...
I'm still hung up about the irony of Meredith seeing everybody as a blood-mage, yet apparently not noticing my Hawke use blood magic right under her nose.


LOL, me too.

Meredith: Help me stop the blood mages, Hawke!
Hawke: Okay! ::impales self with staff:: BLOOOOOOOOOD!
Meredith: Thanks for your totally legal and not-suspicious-at-all assistance!


Not to mention Anders and Fenris with their

"blood magic is evil!!! ...but if Hawke is using it, we'll just look the other way and pretend we didn't see anything."

...Love is blind as a bat?

#18613
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leggywillow wrote...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...
I'm still hung up about the irony of Meredith seeing everybody as a blood-mage, yet apparently not noticing my Hawke use blood magic right under her nose.


LOL, me too.

Meredith: Help me stop the blood mages, Hawke!
Hawke: Okay! ::impales self with staff:: BLOOOOOOOOOD!
Meredith: Thanks for your totally legal and not-suspicious-at-all assistance!


I like to think it as just my extremely subtle and Machiavellian Hawke playing everyone for suckers rather than them all being pants-crappingly dense :pinched:  Better for my sanity as a player that way.

#18614
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leggywillow wrote...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...
I'm still hung up about the irony of Meredith seeing everybody as a blood-mage, yet apparently not noticing my Hawke use blood magic right under her nose.


LOL, me too.

Meredith: Help me stop the blood mages, Hawke!
Hawke: Okay! ::impales self with staff:: BLOOOOOOOOOD!
Meredith: Thanks for your totally legal and not-suspicious-at-all assistance!


It's funny because Bioware tried to say, "Well we knew it would be a problem but we were hoping players would overlook it."

How, how could we overlook a dick slapping us in the face?

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MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

leggywillow wrote...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...
I'm still hung up about the irony of Meredith seeing everybody as a blood-mage, yet apparently not noticing my Hawke use blood magic right under her nose.


LOL, me too.

Meredith: Help me stop the blood mages, Hawke!
Hawke: Okay! ::impales self with staff:: BLOOOOOOOOOD!
Meredith: Thanks for your totally legal and not-suspicious-at-all assistance!


It's funny because Bioware tried to say, "Well we knew it would be a problem but we were hoping players would overlook it."

How, how could we overlook a dick slapping us in the face?


It ruined the game a little.

I wanted to friendmance Anders with a templar character, just for the dialogue.
Or hear him lecture my blood-mage out of concern for her safety.

But nooooooo...

#18616
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Here is another good one for Anders and Hawke. It reminds me of how Anders feels about Hawke. For example one line says "Make my heart a better place" Its a really beautiful song.



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Finished it.

So sketchy herp derp.

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Aynslie wrote...

HAHA Surprisingly I didn't put much thought into that!

I was all "yay a potion to cure you what do we need? crystal poop & pee and drake dust huh?  np I'll dig in the sewer with ya!"  

Then :*(
cuz it wasn't a real potion to seperate them, and I got the feeling he was doing something suspicious with it...he's not good at being sneaky:?  (full trusting friendmance so no interrogation first time)

But, yea......ewww if he drank that :sick:


I'm not sure whether the option always somes up, but I like to ask the "Is there even a potion?" question when he's trying to get Hawke to distract Elthina. He admits that there isn't, which makes me feel like he knows I know he's up to something and that I'm choosing to help him anyway. It makes some of his end game excuses less annoying. ("Worse, what if you'd wanted to help?! I couldn't allow that! Except for, yeah, that whole thing where I used you to cover the actual planting of the bomb without your knowledge. :whistle:")

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MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

leggywillow wrote...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...
I'm still hung up about the irony of Meredith seeing everybody as a blood-mage, yet apparently not noticing my Hawke use blood magic right under her nose.


LOL, me too.

Meredith: Help me stop the blood mages, Hawke!
Hawke: Okay! ::impales self with staff:: BLOOOOOOOOOD!
Meredith: Thanks for your totally legal and not-suspicious-at-all assistance!


It's funny because Bioware tried to say, "Well we knew it would be a problem but we were hoping players would overlook it."

How, how could we overlook a dick slapping us in the face?


Only by not taking the blood mage spec?

#18620
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Pseudocognition wrote...

Finished it.

So sketchy herp derp.


Anders approves +100 in the lips panel.  It's Hawke's turn to facenom.

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Pseudocognition wrote...

Finished it.

So sketchy herp derp.


The last panel is pure win.  I love Anders thumbs up.

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Pseudocognition wrote...

Finished it.

So sketchy herp derp.


Ah, cute! I especially like the thumbs up from Anders. :D

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AnniLau wrote...

Aynslie wrote...

HAHA Surprisingly I didn't put much thought into that!

I was all "yay a potion to cure you what do we need? crystal poop & pee and drake dust huh?  np I'll dig in the sewer with ya!"  

Then :*(
cuz it wasn't a real potion to seperate them, and I got the feeling he was doing something suspicious with it...he's not good at being sneaky:?  (full trusting friendmance so no interrogation first time)

But, yea......ewww if he drank that :sick:


I'm not sure whether the option always somes up, but I like to ask the "Is there even a potion?" question when he's trying to get Hawke to distract Elthina. He admits that there isn't, which makes me feel like he knows I know he's up to something and that I'm choosing to help him anyway. It makes some of his end game excuses less annoying. ("Worse, what if you'd wanted to help?! I couldn't allow that! Except for, yeah, that whole thing where I used you to cover the actual planting of the bomb without your knowledge. :whistle:")


Part way through the quest he says something like "I promise than none of this will come back to you, it will be my responsiblity" or whatever. Doesn't really change the fact that Hawke is inadvertantly responsible. Silly Anders.Image IPB

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Pseudocognition wrote...

Finished it.

So sketchy herp derp.


I am equally disturbed and thrilled at the tongue action.  Good work :D

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Sorry one more but just an Anders song Image IPB Its called The Truth Behind the Rose.