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[nekhbet]

 There was some Anders playlist, right? Got this one on it already?



Edit: Oh right, picture to go with the song!

Modifié par nekhbet, 09 avril 2011 - 12:49 .

[MelfinaofOutlawStar]

Muzzlepuffs wrote...

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

Muzzlepuffs wrote...

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

Being a mage period didn't work in a city where mages are heavily oppressed.

True. There really isn't any way to RP out of that.

Which is a shame and makes me wish they had thought more about where the setting of the second game was going to be in regards to the mage spec. I mean, they could have kept Kirkwall but it would have made sense to flee partway through to someplace like Starkhaven, lay low until the Qunari uprising than return as the Champion in Act 3. You would have gotten to see more of the Free Marches and Sebastian would have been more relevant.

But then they would've had to make him a complete part of the game and couldn't sell him as DLC!

I would've liked something that made a little more sense for the mage class. Constantly running into Templars while casting magic in a city that's cracking down heavily on mages is something that makes it really hard to suspend disbelief.

Oh I know but it's the only thing I can think of short of getting the mage class nixed completely for the sake of the story and our logic.

[JesterPsychotica]

Sable Rhapsody wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

JesterPsychotica wrote...

Because adding "penis" to something makes it x10 better

You're right.
That must be it.

Untrue.

As Varric and Anders determined, "marsh" makes everything worse.

Ergo..."PENISMARSH."

Well, see if you add a word that makes everything better to a word that makes something worse they cancel each other out.

Now with the word "Penismarsh" I am just picturing a dark and abysmal place with zombie penii occassionally stretching forth out of a murky swamp.

[Purposeof-Flight]

JesterPsychotica wrote...

Sable Rhapsody wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

JesterPsychotica wrote...

Because adding "penis" to something makes it x10 better

You're right.
That must be it.

Untrue.

As Varric and Anders determined, "marsh" makes everything worse.

Ergo..."PENISMARSH."

Well, see if you add a word that makes everything better to a word that makes something worse they cancel each other out.

Now with the word "Penismarsh" I am just picturing a dark and abysmal place with zombie penii occassionally stretching forth out of a murky swamp.

Imagine striding through that place, unaware that it's the penismarsh.
And a FREAKINGPENISPOPSINTOYOURFACE.

[Halinu]

Anarya wrote...

<Moar Facetome>
Click for big

LOOOOOOOVE these. Please, please make more. Seriously.

I love this thread so much. It's funny, I haven't played DA2 in days because I've been lurking in this thread. I did finally start a Male Hawke (NEVER thought I would!) because you guys are all so convincing. :[ I was going to try REALLY hard to romance Fenris this time and stick with it... but... Anders.

I've got to say that it's much easier to make a really good-looking guy Hawke in DA2 than to make a good-looking male in DA:O and ME. <3

[JesterPsychotica]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

JesterPsychotica wrote...

Sable Rhapsody wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

JesterPsychotica wrote...

Because adding "penis" to something makes it x10 better

You're right.
That must be it.

Untrue.

As Varric and Anders determined, "marsh" makes everything worse.

Ergo..."PENISMARSH."

Well, see if you add a word that makes everything better to a word that makes something worse they cancel each other out.

Now with the word "Penismarsh" I am just picturing a dark and abysmal place with zombie penii occassionally stretching forth out of a murky swamp.

Imagine striding through that place, unaware that it's the penismarsh.
And a FREAKINGPENISPOPSINTOYOURFACE.

Yup! And you are like...

"HOLY ****! KILL IT KILL IT! BEFORE IT SPOOGES!" 

But then...

Its too late.

[MelfinaofOutlawStar]

YamiSnuffles wrote...

Even the Garrus thread is now proclaiming its hatred of Anders. It makes me sad.

I'm just going to stay in this corner of the thread and cry.

To be fair, no one can be as badass as Garrus. His testosterone created the Jersey Shore.

[Purposeof-Flight]

JesterPsychotica wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

JesterPsychotica wrote...

Sable Rhapsody wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

JesterPsychotica wrote...

Because adding "penis" to something makes it x10 better

You're right.
That must be it.

Untrue.

As Varric and Anders determined, "marsh" makes everything worse.

Ergo..."PENISMARSH."

Well, see if you add a word that makes everything better to a word that makes something worse they cancel each other out.

Now with the word "Penismarsh" I am just picturing a dark and abysmal place with zombie penii occassionally stretching forth out of a murky swamp.

Imagine striding through that place, unaware that it's the penismarsh.
And a FREAKINGPENISPOPSINTOYOURFACE.

Yup! And you are like...

"HOLY ****! KILL IT KILL IT! BEFORE IT SPOOGES!" 

But then...

Its too late.

And you're covered in peenerjuice.
Ahhhh....great story.

[leggywillow]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

leggywillow wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Miri1984 wrote...

@Sable Rhapsody: Maker NOooo! even.

RECOVERING ADDICT HERE!
Does anyone care that you're feeding my addiction?

No.

-gasp-
And I LIKED you.

Well, I guess we're on the rivalry path from now on.    I wish I knew how to quit you.

Also, Anders just went crazy in my game.  He was low on health and for some reason started yelling ALL of his "I'm dying!" lines without pause.  He sounded hilariously whiny.  "I NEED A POULTICE!  I'M HURT!  ARHRHGHGH!"

[Sable Rhapsody]

JesterPsychotica wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

JesterPsychotica wrote...

Sable Rhapsody wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

JesterPsychotica wrote...

Because adding "penis" to something makes it x10 better

You're right.
That must be it.

Untrue.

As Varric and Anders determined, "marsh" makes everything worse.

Ergo..."PENISMARSH."

Well, see if you add a word that makes everything better to a word that makes something worse they cancel each other out.

Now with the word "Penismarsh" I am just picturing a dark and abysmal place with zombie penii occassionally stretching forth out of a murky swamp.

Imagine striding through that place, unaware that it's the penismarsh.
And a FREAKINGPENISPOPSINTOYOURFACE.

Yup! And you are like...

"HOLY ****! KILL IT KILL IT! BEFORE IT SPOOGES!" 

But then...

Its too late.

OK, how about putting the words together in a different order?

MARSHPENIS. 

[JesterPsychotica]

leggywillow wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

leggywillow wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Miri1984 wrote...

@Sable Rhapsody: Maker NOooo! even.

RECOVERING ADDICT HERE!
Does anyone care that you're feeding my addiction?

No.

-gasp-
And I LIKED you.

Well, I guess we're on the rivalry path from now on.    I wish I knew how to quit you.

Also, Anders just went crazy in my game.  He was low on health and for some reason started yelling ALL of his "I'm dying!" lines without pause.  He sounded hilariously whiny.  "I NEED A POULTICE!  I'M HURT!  ARHRHGHGH!"

When he does that, I kind of want to go, "Then heal yourself, healer. lol...."

[Purposeof-Flight]

leggywillow wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

leggywillow wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Miri1984 wrote...

@Sable Rhapsody: Maker NOooo! even.

RECOVERING ADDICT HERE!
Does anyone care that you're feeding my addiction?

No.

-gasp-
And I LIKED you.

Well, I guess we're on the rivalry path from now on.    I wish I knew how to quit you.

Also, Anders just went crazy in my game.  He was low on health and for some reason started yelling ALL of his "I'm dying!" lines without pause.  He sounded hilariously whiny.  "I NEED A POULTICE!  I'M HURT!  ARHRHGHGH!"

LMFAO I've never had that happen, but I'm pretty sure it was a lulzy moment.
I've actually never paid enough attention to hear the desperate cries of my party members. All I remember is Varric going, "I think I need a rescue over here!" and me going to cut down the ****ers messing with my handsome dwarf-man.

I could never quit you. 

[leggywillow]

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
To be fair, no one can be as badass as Garrus. His testosterone created the Jersey Shore.

And now all I can see is Garrus fistpumping in a bar whil wearing a half-unbuttoned shirt.  Thanks?

[JesterPsychotica]

Sable Rhapsody wrote...

JesterPsychotica wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

JesterPsychotica wrote...

Sable Rhapsody wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

JesterPsychotica wrote...

Because adding "penis" to something makes it x10 better

You're right.
That must be it.

Untrue.

As Varric and Anders determined, "marsh" makes everything worse.

Ergo..."PENISMARSH."

Well, see if you add a word that makes everything better to a word that makes something worse they cancel each other out.

Now with the word "Penismarsh" I am just picturing a dark and abysmal place with zombie penii occassionally stretching forth out of a murky swamp.

Imagine striding through that place, unaware that it's the penismarsh.
And a FREAKINGPENISPOPSINTOYOURFACE.

Yup! And you are like...

"HOLY ****! KILL IT KILL IT! BEFORE IT SPOOGES!" 

But then...

Its too late.

OK, how about putting the words together in a different order?

MARSHPENIS. 

I live in Massachussetts, and nearby me is a city called Mashpee. It always makes me picture some kind of brutal torture involving repeated poundings with a textured mallet and a man's groin.

Thats what that made me think of.

[YamiSnuffles]

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

YamiSnuffles wrote...

Even the Garrus thread is now proclaiming its hatred of Anders. It makes me sad.

I'm just going to stay in this corner of the thread and cry.

To be fair, no one can be as badass as Garrus. His testosterone created the Jersey Shore.

But of course. If someone were to be more badass than Garrus, the universe would collapse. All the more reason that lesser mortals should not be held to such standards.

[Purposeof-Flight]

Just found a teddy bear on my porch.
I don't know if I should be "AWWW"ing or if I should be creeped out. Hm.

[leggywillow]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Just found a teddy bear on my porch.
I don't know if I should be "AWWW"ing or if I should be creeped out. Hm.

It was me.

Anders gave me creeping lessons.

[Tasmen]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Just found a teddy bear on my porch.
I don't know if I should be "AWWW"ing or if I should be creeped out. Hm.

I would definitely go with creeped out.

[YamiSnuffles]

leggywillow wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Just found a teddy bear on my porch.
I don't know if I should be "AWWW"ing or if I should be creeped out. Hm.

It was me.

Anders gave me creeping lessons.

Is the teddy bear made of underwear?

Modifié par YamiSnuffles, 09 avril 2011 - 01:03 .

[Purposeof-Flight]

>.> Hmm. I'm gonna call my BF and ask if he left it.
If not...then I'll go with creeped out and lock my doors.

[leggywillow]

YamiSnuffles wrote...

leggywillow wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Just found a teddy bear on my porch.
I don't know if I should be "AWWW"ing or if I should be creeped out. Hm.

It was me.

Anders gave me creeping lessons.

Is the teddy bear made of underwear?

And mayonnaise.

[MelfinaofOutlawStar]

YamiSnuffles wrote...

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

YamiSnuffles wrote...

Even the Garrus thread is now proclaiming its hatred of Anders. It makes me sad.

I'm just going to stay in this corner of the thread and cry.

To be fair, no one can be as badass as Garrus. His testosterone created the Jersey Shore.

But of course. If someone were to be more badass than Garrus, the universe would collapse. All the more reason that lesser mortals should not be held to such standards.

Seriously if they screw up the romance continuation in ME3 Bioware is dead to me.

[Purposeof-Flight]

leggywillow wrote...

YamiSnuffles wrote...

leggywillow wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Just found a teddy bear on my porch.
I don't know if I should be "AWWW"ing or if I should be creeped out. Hm.

It was me.

Anders gave me creeping lessons.

Is the teddy bear made of underwear?

And mayonnaise.

Oh gawd and I touched it and everything.

[tara]

I made another art~ No crossovers this time, I'm afraid. though I might draw some anyway if y'all ask *cough*

(Not pictured: the hairbrush breaking off in Fynn Hawke's hair and then him having to have get it cut out, leaving him with short hair for the rest of Act 2 and looking quite silly. heheheh.)

[Purposeof-Flight]

tarantella wrote...

I made another art~ No crossovers this time, I'm afraid. though I might draw some anyway if y'all ask *cough*

(Not pictured: the hairbrush breaking off in Fynn Hawke's hair and then him having to have get it cut out, leaving him with short hair for the rest of Act 2 and looking quite silly. heheheh.)

AWWWW. -fangirls hardcore-