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[Purposeof-Flight]

ipgd wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

ipgd wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

All of my Sheps save 3 are single though.  And two of them have hacked romances that aren't possible in the vanilla game. (A paragon and renegade with Kaidan). 

I hope they don't try to force my Hawke to smile at those darn Asari again. He's not interested. at all.

my shepard sure is enjoying being the only fag in space

How did you manage this?

Involuntary Celibacy

Ouch.
My Shep had needs, so he's rubbing himself on Miranda currently.
Probably because the sex scene makes me go all lesbo. I was hoping for sex scenes like this in DA....I was disappointed. When the screen faded out I was like, "NO NO WAIT NO." <_<


EDIT: DAMN. Why do all my pervy posts get put on top?

Modifié par Purposeof-Flight, 09 avril 2011 - 01:37 .

[Aynslie]

Kolotosa wrote...

Aynslie wrote...

 A few days back we were having a conversation about Anders being a stalker.  Someone, cant remember who posted this song:  




And this comic was born.  Hope you like it.


 <snip STALKER COMICS>  

It's friday and I've had a bit to drink and all I'm seeing is Anders cosplaying Elton John as a reindeer.  And it's hilarious.

LMAO!!!  Well then I will take it as a compliment!

[Ace Attorney]

Fanders is a restaurant in Japan

[Ryzaki]

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
Part of me was hoping Tali was romancable as a female Shepard.

It was cute seeing her try though.XD

And
Garrus had a strange appeal. He was familiar and troubled so I did not
fight the gravitional pull. It was him or some dude with a terminal
illness and Jacob who was basically a black Kaidan. Duller than dull.[smilie]../../../../images/forum/emoticons/lol.png[/smilie]

Jacob is not a black Kaidan. Jacob's a bit of a ****** actually. Kaidan wasn't. Jacob also has a ugly body to me. Too top heavy. Then that itty bitty waist. Just...no. Do not want. 

I don't know. I rather just be single. I pretend my Shepard's are married. To a banker. Whose really high strung. And has the wrath of a very angry kitten when provoked. And is adorable. And reminds them of Conrad in a way.  (It explains why my renegades have a weakness for Conrad's dumb self). 

[YamiSnuffles]

Threeparts wrote...

Merrill: You really believe don't you?
Anders: What are we talking about?
Merrill: Believing. You do I can tell, in freedom, in mages, in good spirits and bad templars. With more fire than the sun.
Anders: And your point is?
Merrill: I miss it sometimes, things being certain.
Anders: Some things are certain.
Merrill: Not anymore.

I agree with your assessment, for the most part. I don't actually have anything intelligent to add. Just wanted to say I always found this dialogue adorable for some reason. Perhaps because the more I replay the game, the more hot headed revolutionary Anders just makes me go, "D'aww."

[mellifera]

Mxcl wrote...

tarantella wrote...

I made another art~ No crossovers this time, I'm afraid. though I might draw some anyway if y'all ask *cough*

(Not pictured: the hairbrush breaking off in Fynn Hawke's hair and then him having to have get it cut out, leaving him with short hair for the rest of Act 2 and looking quite silly. heheheh.)

Don't ever stop. For the love of Andrastate Anders.


Also, your avatar.
Panty Hawke is now a part of my head cannon.

afjsdjfksf yes. Rest of DA2 cast in Panty & Stocking style would make my friggin life.

Modifié par yukidama, 09 avril 2011 - 01:46 .

[MelfinaofOutlawStar]

Ryzaki wrote...

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
Part of me was hoping Tali was romancable as a female Shepard.

It was cute seeing her try though.XD

And
Garrus had a strange appeal. He was familiar and troubled so I did not
fight the gravitional pull. It was him or some dude with a terminal
illness and Jacob who was basically a black Kaidan. Duller than dull.[smilie]../../../../images/forum/emoticons/lol.png[/smilie]

Jacob is not a black Kaidan. Jacob's a bit of a ****** actually. Kaidan wasn't. Jacob also has a ugly body to me. Too top heavy. Then that itty bitty waist. Just...no. Do not want. 

I don't know. I rather just be single. I pretend my Shepard's are married. To a banker. Whose really high strung. And has the wrath of a very angry kitten when provoked. And is adorable. And reminds them of Conrad in a way.  (It explains why my renegades have a weakness for Conrad's dumb self). 

I think it's because they're human, human and boring. I don't play that space opera to diddle with humans. I do it to **** the **** out of some aliens. I would make Shatner proud.

[Ace Attorney]

http://fc00.devianta...une-d3dj0x8.jpg

[Aynslie]

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
Part of me was hoping Tali was romancable as a female Shepard.

It was cute seeing her try though.XD

And
Garrus had a strange appeal. He was familiar and troubled so I did not
fight the gravitional pull. It was him or some dude with a terminal
illness and Jacob who was basically a black Kaidan. Duller than dull.[smilie]../../../../images/forum/emoticons/lol.png[/smilie]

Jacob is not a black Kaidan. Jacob's a bit of a ****** actually. Kaidan wasn't. Jacob also has a ugly body to me. Too top heavy. Then that itty bitty waist. Just...no. Do not want. 

I don't know. I rather just be single. I pretend my Shepard's are married. To a banker. Whose really high strung. And has the wrath of a very angry kitten when provoked. And is adorable. And reminds them of Conrad in a way.  (It explains why my renegades have a weakness for Conrad's dumb self). 

I think it's because they're human, human and boring. I don't play that space opera to diddle with humans. I do it to **** the **** out of some aliens. I would make Shatner proud.

LOL!!  You have to really work to reach Shatner level of alien lovin!

[ipgd]

Ryzaki wrote...

Jacob is not a black Kaidan.

Jacob is so much the Token Minority it's hilarious. His entire character can be summarized by "is black". It's like Bioware decided "we'll put in a black love interest to show how racially sensitive we are and then make sure he does absolutely nothing and has no personality so we can't possibility offend anyone".

If only ME had more terrorism.

[Threeparts]

YamiSnuffles wrote...

Threeparts wrote...

Merrill: You really believe don't you?
Anders: What are we talking about?
Merrill: Believing. You do I can tell, in freedom, in mages, in good spirits and bad templars. With more fire than the sun.
Anders: And your point is?
Merrill: I miss it sometimes, things being certain.
Anders: Some things are certain.
Merrill: Not anymore.

I agree with your assessment, for the most part. I don't actually have anything intelligent to add. Just wanted to say I always found this dialogue adorable for some reason. Perhaps because the more I replay the game, the more hot headed revolutionary Anders just makes me go, "D'aww."

Combine his passionate, fiery, dedicated nature with his whole "you are the most important thing in my life" line to Hawke, and it's really no wonder that 90% of this thread's playthroughs probably ended up with him and Hawke running for the hills together. Life might end up being short for them, but god damn it would be incredible while it lasted.

[Ashwraith]

ipgd wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

All of my Sheps save 3 are single though.  And two of them have hacked romances that aren't possible in the vanilla game. (A paragon and renegade with Kaidan). 

I hope they don't try to force my Hawke to smile at those darn Asari again. He's not interested. at all.

my shepard sure is enjoying being the only fag in space

...And I'm still waiting for my Magnificent Bastard.





them pinstripes ;3;
WHY U TORTURE ME BIOWARE

Modifié par Ashwraith, 09 avril 2011 - 01:54 .

[aquaticidioticus]

leggywillow wrote...

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
To be fair, no one can be as badass as Garrus. His testosterone created the Jersey Shore.

And now all I can see is Garrus fistpumping in a bar whil wearing a half-unbuttoned shirt.  Thanks?

Sort of like this?


I felt like delurking for that... yes I did.

[Threeparts]

T3hAnubis wrote...

http://fc00.devianta...une-d3dj0x8.jpg

My creys. 

[Mistress Tasharra]

T3hAnubis wrote...

http://fc00.devianta...une-d3dj0x8.jpg

And suddenly I feel horribly selfish for sparring him.

Dammit all.

Wynne was right. Love is selfish.

[MelfinaofOutlawStar]

ipgd wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

Jacob is not a black Kaidan.

Jacob is so much the Token Minority it's hilarious. His entire character can be summarized by "is black". It's like Bioware decided "we'll put in a black love interest to show how racially sensitive we are and then make sure he does absolutely nothing and has no personality so we can't possibility offend anyone".

If only ME had more terrorism.

Funny thing their answer was to make it the whitest black guy you know.XD

[MelfinaofOutlawStar]

T3hAnubis wrote...

http://fc00.devianta...une-d3dj0x8.jpg

It's funny because he's right. He's got no leverage in the relationship after that. Hawke could be like, "Anders, why didn't you do the laundry like I asked!?"

"I was a little busy?"

"What could you possibly have been doing short of blowing up a Chantry?"

"I'll get right on those clothes dear."

Modifié par MelfinaofOutlawStar, 09 avril 2011 - 02:00 .

[leggywillow]

aquaticidioticus wrote...

leggywillow wrote...

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
To be fair, no one can be as badass as Garrus. His testosterone created the Jersey Shore.

And now all I can see is Garrus fistpumping in a bar whil wearing a half-unbuttoned shirt.  Thanks?

Sort of like this?


I felt like delurking for that... yes I did.

THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT WAS IN MY HEAD.    I wondered if anyone would post the Techno Turian.  He's so fabulous.

[Anna Rardin]

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

ipgd wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

Jacob is not a black Kaidan.

Jacob is so much the Token Minority it's hilarious. His entire character can be summarized by "is black". It's like Bioware decided "we'll put in a black love interest to show how racially sensitive we are and then make sure he does absolutely nothing and has no personality so we can't possibility offend anyone".

If only ME had more terrorism.

Funny thing their answer was to make it the whitest black guy you know.XD

OH LORD THAT IS TERRIBLE
But oh so freaking hilarious xDD

[Mxcl]

yukidama wrote...

Mxcl wrote...

tarantella wrote...

I made another art~ No crossovers this time, I'm afraid. though I might draw some anyway if y'all ask *cough*

(Not pictured: the hairbrush breaking off in Fynn Hawke's hair and then him having to have get it cut out, leaving him with short hair for the rest of Act 2 and looking quite silly. heheheh.)

Don't ever stop. For the love of Andrastate Anders.


Also, your avatar.
Panty Hawke is now a part of my head cannon.

afjsdjfksf yes. Rest of DA2 cast in Panty & Stocking style would make my friggin life.

Anders is now Brief.
How appropriate.

Modifié par Mxcl, 09 avril 2011 - 02:02 .

[LT123]

aquaticidioticus wrote...

leggywillow wrote...

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
To be fair, no one can be as badass as Garrus. His testosterone created the Jersey Shore.

And now all I can see is Garrus fistpumping in a bar whil wearing a half-unbuttoned shirt.  Thanks?

Sort of like this?


I felt like delurking for that... yes I did.

The Techno Turian! *fistpumps*

Bringing up Jacob in the Anders thread? Heavy risk...

[MelfinaofOutlawStar]

Anna Rardin wrote...

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

ipgd wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

Jacob is not a black Kaidan.

Jacob is so much the Token Minority it's hilarious. His entire character can be summarized by "is black". It's like Bioware decided "we'll put in a black love interest to show how racially sensitive we are and then make sure he does absolutely nothing and has no personality so we can't possibility offend anyone".

If only ME had more terrorism.

Funny thing their answer was to make it the whitest black guy you know.XD

OH LORD THAT IS TERRIBLE
But oh so freaking hilarious xDD

Tears of laughter are best when it's a reaction to something terrible.

[Ryzaki]

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
I think it's because they're human, human and boring. I don't play that space opera to diddle with humans. I do it to **** the **** out of some aliens. I would make Shatner proud.

I do not want to screw something that may make me sick, has claws and fangs, and doesn't look humanpersonally. To each their own but I don't see the appeal. 

And I don't find Kaidan boring but again. To each their own. 

ipgd wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

Jacob is not a black Kaidan.

Jacob is so much the Token Minority it's hilarious. His entire character can be summarized by "is black". It's like Bioware decided "we'll put in a black love interest to show how racially sensitive we are and then make sure he does absolutely nothing and has no personality so we can't possibility offend anyone".

If only ME had more terrorism.

LOL people still complained about his loyalty mission.  

And yeah ugh. I don't mind nice guys but he's...not. He's just boring. Kaidan to me is an actual nice guy. 

[aquaticidioticus]

leggywillow wrote...

aquaticidioticus wrote...

leggywillow wrote...

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
To be fair, no one can be as badass as Garrus. His testosterone created the Jersey Shore.

And now all I can see is Garrus fistpumping in a bar whil wearing a half-unbuttoned shirt.  Thanks?

Sort of like this?


I felt like delurking for that... yes I did.

THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT WAS IN MY HEAD.    I wondered if anyone would post the Techno Turian.  He's so fabulous.

To be honest, I was quite flabbergasted (that's right... flabbergasted) that no one posted it before me.  I consider this a personal victory... of sorts.  :happy:

[Purposeof-Flight]

Oh good ol' fashioned family racism.