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[mellifera]

Mxcl wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Mxcl wrote...

Also, your avatar.
Panty Hawke is now a part of my head cannon.

afjsdjfksf yes. Rest of DA2 cast in Panty & Stocking style would make my friggin life.

Anders is now Brief.
How appropriate.

YES.

[Ryzaki]

T3hAnubis wrote...

http://fc00.devianta...une-d3dj0x8.jpg

D: 

I feel like I've been suckerpunched. 

But I still spare him because it is out of love. And I am being selfish. 

Ah well Anders You need to repent. Repent and suffer. 

[Miri1984]

*puts her hand up* I was the one who posted the Stalker Song. Coupled with THIS one, which is also hilarious. Tripod are cursing themselves that Flight of the Concords got noticed first. Cos they're just as, if not more funny IMO.

Of course, they're Aussie, not Kiwi, so maybe people just like the accents more .

[MelfinaofOutlawStar]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Oh good ol' fashioned family racism.

You know what else is funny? Getting a machine that repairs scars but not telling Garrus.

[Threeparts]

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

T3hAnubis wrote...

http://fc00.devianta...une-d3dj0x8.jpg

It's funny because he's right. He's got no leverage in the relationship after that. Hawke coould be like, "Anders, why didn't you do the laundry like I asked!?"

"I was a little busy?"

"What could you possibly have been doing short of blowing up a Chantry?"

"I'll get right on those clothes dear."

Hawke pretty much has ammunition for life now. Pretty sure kabooming a Chantry beats anything he might've previously used against Hawke, including letting Izzy take off with a stupid frigging book that lead to an invasion and regicide (is that the right term? He was the ruler, even if he was only a viscount).
Of course, Maker knows what Hawke's going to end up doing to one-up him. Setting alight the entire Qunari invasion fleet? Kidnapping the Divine? Challenging the Warden to a duel?

[LastFadingSmile]

Miri1984 wrote...

*puts her hand up* I was the one who posted the Stalker Song. Coupled with THIS one, which is also hilarious. Tripod are cursing themselves that Flight of the Concords got noticed first. Cos they're just as, if not more funny IMO.

Of course, they're Aussie, not Kiwi, so maybe people just like the accents more .

I love you.

[MelfinaofOutlawStar]

Threeparts wrote...

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

T3hAnubis wrote...

http://fc00.devianta...une-d3dj0x8.jpg

It's funny because he's right. He's got no leverage in the relationship after that. Hawke coould be like, "Anders, why didn't you do the laundry like I asked!?"

"I was a little busy?"

"What could you possibly have been doing short of blowing up a Chantry?"

"I'll get right on those clothes dear."

Hawke pretty much has ammunition for life now. Pretty sure kabooming a Chantry beats anything he might've previously used against Hawke, including letting Izzy take off with a stupid frigging book that lead to an invasion and regicide (is that the right term? He was the ruler, even if he was only a viscount).
Of course, Maker knows what Hawke's going to end up doing to one-up him. Setting alight the entire Qunari invasion fleet? Kidnapping the Divine? Challenging the Warden to a duel?

If it continues into the third game it will be interesting to see how it plays out.

[LT123]

You know what Hawke needs? A stomp-on-companion's-foot option for when they're saying something dumb. It would be like a Paragon interrupt.

On Fenris' Alone quest:

Hawke: You have friends, Fenris.
Fenris: Is that what we are?
Anders: Well, I'm sure n-*HAWKE FOOTSTOMP INTERRUPT* Ow!

Think of the possibilities!

[payroo]

So I drew something stupid again...

Want a Sandwich (slight NSFW)

;_;

EDIT: FUUUU I keep forgetting to use BBCode instead of HTML *headdesk*

Modifié par payroo, 09 avril 2011 - 02:12 .

[leggywillow]

Speaking of racism, I almost died of lulz when Anders pulled that card to Nathaniel if he "died" in Awakening.  "ARE YOU SAYING ALL MAGES LOOK ALIKE?!"  Oh, I lol'ed.  Anders, you so silly.

[MelfinaofOutlawStar]

LT123 wrote...

You know what Hawke needs? A stomp-on-companion's-foot option for when they're saying something dumb. It would be like a Paragon interrupt.

On Fenris' Alone quest:

Hawke: You have friends, Fenris.
Fenris: Is that what we are?
Anders: Well, I'm sure n-*HAWKE FOOTSTOMP INTERRUPT* Ow!

Think of the possibilities!

I'd use it too much.

[Purposeof-Flight]

LT123 wrote...

You know what Hawke needs? A stomp-on-companion's-foot option for when they're saying something dumb. It would be like a Paragon interrupt.

On Fenris' Alone quest:

Hawke: You have friends, Fenris.
Fenris: Is that what we are?
Anders: Well, I'm sure n-*HAWKE FOOTSTOMP INTERRUPT* Ow!

Think of the possibilities!

This idea is total win.
I'm getting tired of my companions uttering dumb things at ALL the WRONG TIMES.
Like when Anders jumps in Meredith's face.
"WAIT JUST ONE MINUTE" -Hawke stomps on his foot- "AWWW WTF?"
Hawke: "Anyway, Meredith, as you were saying?"

[Sjofn]

ipgd wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

All of my Sheps save 3 are single though.  And two of them have hacked romances that aren't possible in the vanilla game. (A paragon and renegade with Kaidan). 

I hope they don't try to force my Hawke to smile at those darn Asari again. He's not interested. at all.

my shepard sure is enjoying being the only fag in space

Your ManShep should hook up with MY ManShep, clearly. He's so lonely. Lonely for penis.

[YamiSnuffles]

Threeparts wrote...

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

T3hAnubis wrote...

http://fc00.devianta...une-d3dj0x8.jpg

It's funny because he's right. He's got no leverage in the relationship after that. Hawke coould be like, "Anders, why didn't you do the laundry like I asked!?"

"I was a little busy?"

"What could you possibly have been doing short of blowing up a Chantry?"

"I'll get right on those clothes dear."

Hawke pretty much has ammunition for life now. Pretty sure kabooming a Chantry beats anything he might've previously used against Hawke, including letting Izzy take off with a stupid frigging book that lead to an invasion and regicide (is that the right term? He was the ruler, even if he was only a viscount).
Of course, Maker knows what Hawke's going to end up doing to one-up him. Setting alight the entire Qunari invasion fleet? Kidnapping the Divine? Challenging the Warden to a duel?

Hawke can kidnap the Divine and then join Isabela in stealing the Queen of Antiva.

[LT123]

Miri1984 wrote...

*puts her hand up* I was the one who posted the Stalker Song. Coupled with THIS one, which is also hilarious. Tripod are cursing themselves that Flight of the Concords got noticed first. Cos they're just as, if not more funny IMO.

Of course, they're Aussie, not Kiwi, so maybe people just like the accents more .

Pure win.

[highcastle]

LT123 wrote...

You know what Hawke needs? A stomp-on-companion's-foot option for when they're saying something dumb. It would be like a Paragon interrupt.

On Fenris' Alone quest:

Hawke: You have friends, Fenris.
Fenris: Is that what we are?
Anders: Well, I'm sure n-*HAWKE FOOTSTOMP INTERRUPT* Ow!

Think of the possibilities!

See, I never get that line because I'm always too busy calling out Fenris for blaming magic again. Really, bro? When a mage just saved your skin. Again?

[Threeparts]

YamiSnuffles wrote...

Threeparts wrote...


Hawke pretty much has ammunition for life now. Pretty sure kabooming a Chantry beats anything he might've previously used against Hawke, including letting Izzy take off with a stupid frigging book that lead to an invasion and regicide (is that the right term? He was the ruler, even if he was only a viscount).
Of course, Maker knows what Hawke's going to end up doing to one-up him. Setting alight the entire Qunari invasion fleet? Kidnapping the Divine? Challenging the Warden to a duel?

Hawke can kidnap the Divine and then join Isabela in stealing the Queen of Antiva.

Hawke, Anders and Isabela: the Triumvirate of Didn't Think This Through...

[Aynslie]

yukidama wrote...

Mxcl wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Mxcl wrote...

Also, your avatar.
Panty Hawke is now a part of my head cannon.

afjsdjfksf yes. Rest of DA2 cast in Panty & Stocking style would make my friggin life.

Anders is now Brief.
How appropriate.

YES.

I feel like I'm missing out on Panty Hawke!  

[Ryzaki]

Yeah his constant ****ing about mages when Hawke's a mage is tiresome.

I don't think I can romance Fenris with a mage anymore. It's just too irritating. "Well I hate all your kind but you're an exception."  and gems like "how much temptation do you want to offer a man before he'll give in." I wish I could throw it in his face that Hawke a mage resisted a demon that he practically skipped towards. 

Ugh. The more and more I think about Fenris the more and more my mages can't romance him.  

Modifié par Ryzaki, 09 avril 2011 - 02:23 .

[Jorrkit]

I'm sorry, but the feathered pauldrons are too much. How can anyone take this guy seriously while he's wearing that outfit?

[leggywillow]

Threeparts wrote...
Hawke, Anders and Isabela: the Triumvirate of Didn't Think This Through...

Yep, that describes them all pretty well.    My Hawkes, at least.

[ipgd]

Sjofn wrote...

ipgd wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

All of my Sheps save 3 are single though.  And two of them have hacked romances that aren't possible in the vanilla game. (A paragon and renegade with Kaidan). 

I hope they don't try to force my Hawke to smile at those darn Asari again. He's not interested. at all.

my shepard sure is enjoying being the only fag in space

Your ManShep should hook up with MY ManShep, clearly. He's so lonely. Lonely for penis.

Our poor Shepards.

There aren't even any space prostitutes

[Luridel]

Aynslie wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Mxcl wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Mxcl wrote...

Also, your avatar.
Panty Hawke is now a part of my head cannon.

afjsdjfksf yes. Rest of DA2 cast in Panty & Stocking style would make my friggin life.

Anders is now Brief.
How appropriate.

YES.

I feel like I'm missing out on Panty Hawke!  

Wait, did somebody draw this earlier in the thread and I missed it? Because I MUST see this.

[SurelyForth]

Threeparts wrote...

YamiSnuffles wrote...

Threeparts wrote...


Hawke pretty much has ammunition for life now. Pretty sure kabooming a Chantry beats anything he might've previously used against Hawke, including letting Izzy take off with a stupid frigging book that lead to an invasion and regicide (is that the right term? He was the ruler, even if he was only a viscount).
Of course, Maker knows what Hawke's going to end up doing to one-up him. Setting alight the entire Qunari invasion fleet? Kidnapping the Divine? Challenging the Warden to a duel?

Hawke can kidnap the Divine and then join Isabela in stealing the Queen of Antiva.

Hawke, Anders and Isabela: the Triumvirate of Didn't Think This Through...

Now I know what my Hawke's plans are once she gets out of Kirkwall...

[Threeparts]

highcastle wrote...

LT123 wrote...

You know what Hawke needs? A stomp-on-companion's-foot option for when they're saying something dumb. It would be like a Paragon interrupt.

On Fenris' Alone quest:

Hawke: You have friends, Fenris.
Fenris: Is that what we are?
Anders: Well, I'm sure n-*HAWKE FOOTSTOMP INTERRUPT* Ow!

Think of the possibilities!

See, I never get that line because I'm always too busy calling out Fenris for blaming magic again. Really, bro? When a mage just saved your skin. Again?

Man, I would love a Foot Stomp option when telling Meredith what happened to the three apostates, and Fenris chimes in with the truth if you try to lie about Emile being dead. My god, I wanted to punch the bastard in the face. I'm certain he and Hawke had some off-screen words after that little scene.