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#19476
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JesterPsychotica wrote...



wut.


I don't know if I'm really really happy or a bit creeped out.

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JesterPsychotica

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I come to the Anders forum looking for lulz and you guys are talking about Twilight? Eeww.

Although Melfina's picture is fecking hilarious.

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Purposeof-Flight wrote...

JesterPsychotica wrote...



wut.


I don't know if I'm really really happy or a bit creeped out.


Can't...look...away...:blink:

#19479
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I feel your pain, Jester.
Wandered in here looking for the usual perviness and depravity.
I get depravity of a different kind. The kind that makes my soul wither. :(

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I LOVE TWILIGHT, IT IS THE BEST OKAY. It's comedy gold. Speaking of which, I still need to get around to reading Breaking Dawn. (CHESTBURSTER VAMPIRE BABY YES)

phantomdragoness wrote...

I HATE it when people compare
Anders to Edward Cullen. Yes, there are some similarities, but I agree
with what the above posts stated. Anders does not want to hurt Hawke,
and he resists for as long as anyone is mentally able to before they
realize: "I love this person too much to just pass up the chance."

That's pretty much what Edward does though. He doesn't really want to mardar Bella and dine on her delicious lavender-scented (seriously) blood, he's just afraid he will because ~*he is a monster and can't control himself around her*~.

And come on, calling Anders a creepy panty-sniffing stalker who jizzes in Hawke's mayo is okay, but saying he's like Edward is what irritates you guys?

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

I hope and pray to god that someone compares Anders to Edward Cullen anywhere near me.
I've been needing an outlet for my anger...you know, for those crappy days. [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/devil.png[/smilie]

do you still love me, chicken

Modifié par Zep Rowsdower, 10 avril 2011 - 02:50 .


#19481
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JesterPsychotica wrote...

I come to the Anders forum looking for lulz and you guys are talking about Twilight? Eeww.

Although Melfina's picture is fecking hilarious.


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MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

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I CANNOT EVEN  -- WAT-- I <3<3<3


@Aquila: 
Is your ex at least locked up, then? :mellow:
And YES I shall be so lucky to have such fierce glorious beauty deem my dreams worthy to make an appearance in :o


Edit: @Zep Rowsdower:
Hey, to be fair, Eddie DOES say he wants to kill the unique snowflake. Every minute of every day.

Modifié par Kaioku, 10 avril 2011 - 02:54 .


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JesterPsychotica

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I love everything about that gif. Except for Cullen-kid. Man Prince has some sexy lips.

Modifié par JesterPsychotica, 10 avril 2011 - 02:52 .


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Zep Rowsdower wrote...

I LOVE TWILIGHT, IT IS THE BEST OKAY. It's comedy gold. Speaking of which, I still need to get around to reading Breaking Dawn. (CHESTBURSTER VAMPIRE BABY YES)

phantomdragoness wrote...

I HATE it when people compare
Anders to Edward Cullen. Yes, there are some similarities, but I agree
with what the above posts stated. Anders does not want to hurt Hawke,
and he resists for as long as anyone is mentally able to before they
realize: "I love this person too much to just pass up the chance."

That's pretty much what Edward does though. He doesn't really want to mardar Bella and dine on her delicious lavender-scented (seriously) blood, he's just afraid he will because ~*he is a monster and can't control himself around her*~.

And come on, calling Anders a creepy panty-sniffing stalker who jizzes in Hawke's mayo is okay, but saying he's like Edward is what irritates you guys?

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

I hope and pray to god that someone compares Anders to Edward Cullen anywhere near me.
I've been needing an outlet for my anger...you know, for those crappy days. [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/devil.png[/smilie]

do you still love me, chicken


But...Edward does want to kill Bella. He wants to...suck out her juices until she's a raisin.

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I've never read twilight and never will.
But Anders' unique circumstances would make him very reticent to start a full on relationship I would imagine. The writers may have made the conversation a bit more cheesy than it needed to be imho but I can understand the motivation completely. He is an apostate who could be arrested and killed or made tranquil at any time, he is possessed and driven by a spirit of vengeance, he has a cause that is bigger than himself. He's never going to be a happy skippy bunny LI and if he cares about someone the sane and logical path would be to not go there.
I'm fine with that bit - though as I said I thought the way it was written was a bit cheesy but I don't find it out of place or overly dramatic. He flirted and for a brief moment the 'old' Anders surfaces if you follow the right options but then his defence mechanisms cut and and he is reminded that he isn't old Anders and relationships are now closed to him through his own actions and decisions and he backs off.

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@Melfina: OMG that gif! *rolls*

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Zep Rowsdower wrote...

I LOVE TWILIGHT, IT IS THE BEST OKAY. It's comedy gold. Speaking of which, I still need to get around to reading Breaking Dawn. (CHESTBURSTER VAMPIRE BABY YES)

phantomdragoness wrote...

I HATE it when people compare
Anders to Edward Cullen. Yes, there are some similarities, but I agree
with what the above posts stated. Anders does not want to hurt Hawke,
and he resists for as long as anyone is mentally able to before they
realize: "I love this person too much to just pass up the chance."

That's pretty much what Edward does though. He doesn't really want to mardar Bella and dine on her delicious lavender-scented (seriously) blood, he's just afraid he will because ~*he is a monster and can't control himself around her*~.

And come on, calling Anders a creepy panty-sniffing stalker who jizzes in Hawke's mayo is okay, but saying he's like Edward is what irritates you guys?

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

I hope and pray to god that someone compares Anders to Edward Cullen anywhere near me.
I've been needing an outlet for my anger...you know, for those crappy days. [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/devil.png[/smilie]

do you still love me, chicken


Yesssssss. <3 :D

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phantomdragoness wrote...

Sarielle wrote...

AquilaChrysaetos86 wrote...

-snip-


I can also see a naive idealist who thought she could "fix" him maybe doing it, as well.

Though honestly, while I enjoyed doing the Fenris romance on my canon playthrough (figuring it was pretty well doomed to fail), I had a hard time with him and my mage. He was all "all mages suck!" way too frequently, and RL me wanted to smack his face for him.

I had to attribute it to the two of them having just mad sexual chemistry and little else. Course, she did kill him in the end....

:whistle:


I HATE it when people compare Anders to Edward Cullen. Yes, there are some similarities, but I agree with what the above posts stated. Anders does not want to hurt Hawke, and he resists for as long as anyone is mentally able to before they realize: "I love this person too much to just pass up the chance." That's how my Lady Hawke saw it; she understood that Anders is dangerous - any abomination is (though, I wouldn't call Anders a total abomination because he has retained his humanity), but she loved him despite this. She knew that loving him would be hard, he warned her as much, and at first she figured that she could "fix" him; but as the years passed, she realized that "fixing" him was not something she could do - all she could do was be there for him, and that made her and him content and it brought them together.

In the movie Hellboy, this one quote rings true for the relationship: "You like a person for their qualities. You love them for their defects."

I hope all that made some sort of sense - I'm distracted by filling out my financial aid. >_<

I think I love you for that quote. I need to watch Hellboy again.

This thread needs more Anders, and less of that other thing:

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Sorry, I don't have many pics uploaded yet. I'm working on it!

Edit: @Kaioku: As I said, exaggerating. I bloody hope so, but I wouldn't know. I got the hell outta there at the earliest possible opportunity.

Meredander's blessing be upon you child. :D

Modifié par AquilaChrysaetos86, 10 avril 2011 - 03:01 .


#19489
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MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

JesterPsychotica wrote...

I come to the Anders forum looking for lulz and you guys are talking about Twilight? Eeww.

Although Melfina's picture is fecking hilarious.


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Prince has better taste than that. :sick:

#19490
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I'm gonna make a nice guy warrior to friendmance Anders.

I'm gonna kill Fenris this playthrough <3

Edit: It'll be defensive though. I won't let him touch my Anders. :lol: 

I might even sleep with him. Just to tap that before moving on to Anders. He is a bit of sexy elf <3

Though...that ruins my "OMG I'VE LOVED YOU FOREVER!" thing with my warrior. 
 

Modifié par Ryzaki, 10 avril 2011 - 02:56 .


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JesterPsychotica wrote...



wut.


I couldn't stop laughing:lol:

#19492
JesterPsychotica

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Mmm. Delicious Anders.

The things I want my multiple variations of Hawke to do to him.

Or in some cases, the things I want Anders to do to my more submissive Hawke.

~snark~

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AquilaChrysaetos86 wrote...

phantomdragoness wrote...

Sarielle wrote...

AquilaChrysaetos86 wrote...

-snip-


I can also see a naive idealist who thought she could "fix" him maybe doing it, as well.

Though honestly, while I enjoyed doing the Fenris romance on my canon playthrough (figuring it was pretty well doomed to fail), I had a hard time with him and my mage. He was all "all mages suck!" way too frequently, and RL me wanted to smack his face for him.

I had to attribute it to the two of them having just mad sexual chemistry and little else. Course, she did kill him in the end....

:whistle:


I HATE it when people compare Anders to Edward Cullen. Yes, there are some similarities, but I agree with what the above posts stated. Anders does not want to hurt Hawke, and he resists for as long as anyone is mentally able to before they realize: "I love this person too much to just pass up the chance." That's how my Lady Hawke saw it; she understood that Anders is dangerous - any abomination is (though, I wouldn't call Anders a total abomination because he has retained his humanity), but she loved him despite this. She knew that loving him would be hard, he warned her as much, and at first she figured that she could "fix" him; but as the years passed, she realized that "fixing" him was not something she could do - all she could do was be there for him, and that made her and him content and it brought them together.

In the movie Hellboy, this one quote rings true for the relationship: "You like a person for their qualities. You love them for their defects."

I hope all that made some sort of sense - I'm distracted by filling out my financial aid. >_<

I think I love you for that quote. I need to watch Hellboy again.

This thread needs more Anders, and less of that other thing:

Image IPB

Sorry, I don't have many pics uploaded yet. I'm working on it!



Awww, I love you too!! lol

*hugs Anders screen shot*

#19494
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Ryzaki wrote...

I'm gonna make a nice guy warrior to friendmance Anders.

I'm gonna kill Fenris this playthrough <3

Edit: It'll be defensive though. I won't let him touch my Anders. :lol: 
 


Might as well hand him over to Danarius.
I hear that's very satisfying for Fenris haters....you get a letter later telling you that Fenris' memory has been wiped again...basically canceling out like, 6-9 years of running from Danarius. Total waste of life.

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Zep Rowsdower wrote...
And come on, calling Anders a creepy panty-sniffing stalker who jizzes in Hawke's mayo is okay, but saying he's like Edward is what irritates you guys?


Hey, there are some lines even we don't cross here.

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Purposeof-Flight wrote...
Might as well hand him over to Danarius.
I hear that's very satisfying for Fenris haters....you get a letter later telling you that Fenris' memory has been wiped again...basically canceling out like, 6-9 years of running from Danarius. Total waste of life.


Nah. Danarius is cheap disgusting creatin. *giving my Hawke 5 SOVEREIGNS? WTF do I look like? A brothel w****? GTFO Danarius. Ya cheap bastard* The pleasure of killing Danarius is far greater than handing Fenris over. Plus I'll just let him kill his sis. She annoys me. 

And handing Fenris over is a douche move. 

I don't hate Fenris. Not totally. He just...annoys me. 

Plus this way I get to kill more people. <3 

What? I'm not bloodthirsty. Not in the least bit. :innocent: 

Modifié par Ryzaki, 10 avril 2011 - 02:59 .


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leggywillow wrote...

Zep Rowsdower wrote...
And come on, calling Anders a creepy panty-sniffing stalker who jizzes in Hawke's mayo is okay, but saying he's like Edward is what irritates you guys?


Hey, there are some lines even we don't cross here.


That's true.
Edward is the line. Absolutely not.
I'd rather Anders **** in my mayonnaise and touch me inappropriately while I sleep, than have him look like Edward. Or talk like Edward. Or even be in the same realm as that insufferable blood-sucking box of ew.

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Purposeof-Flight wrote...

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

JesterPsychotica wrote...

I come to the Anders forum looking for lulz and you guys are talking about Twilight? Eeww.

Although Melfina's picture is fecking hilarious.


[snip]


Prince has better taste than that. :sick:


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#19499
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Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Zep Rowsdower wrote...

I LOVE TWILIGHT, IT IS THE BEST OKAY. It's comedy gold. Speaking of which, I still need to get around to reading Breaking Dawn. (CHESTBURSTER VAMPIRE BABY YES)

phantomdragoness wrote...

I HATE it when people compare
Anders to Edward Cullen. Yes, there are some similarities, but I agree
with what the above posts stated. Anders does not want to hurt Hawke,
and he resists for as long as anyone is mentally able to before they
realize: "I love this person too much to just pass up the chance."

That's pretty much what Edward does though. He doesn't really want to mardar Bella and dine on her delicious lavender-scented (seriously) blood, he's just afraid he will because ~*he is a monster and can't control himself around her*~.

And come on, calling Anders a creepy panty-sniffing stalker who jizzes in Hawke's mayo is okay, but saying he's like Edward is what irritates you guys?

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

I hope and pray to god that someone compares Anders to Edward Cullen anywhere near me.
I've been needing an outlet for my anger...you know, for those crappy days. [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/devil.png[/smilie]

do you still love me, chicken


Yesssssss. <3 :D


I am less irritated with Edward in that series and more so with Bella.  She has to be the dumbest girl ever born.  I couldn't get pass the first book because of her, and I want to throttle her every time my friend makes me watch thoes damn movies...but he has girl night with me so if he is willing to watch romantic comedies with me I can endure Bella Swan's dumb ass for 2 hours.

And I identify Edward with Fenris' broody ass than Anders.  I just imagine them having the same attitude....you know.....broody.

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Purposeof-Flight wrote...

leggywillow wrote...

Zep Rowsdower wrote...
And come on, calling Anders a creepy panty-sniffing stalker who jizzes in Hawke's mayo is okay, but saying he's like Edward is what irritates you guys?


Hey, there are some lines even we don't cross here.


That's true.
Edward is the line. Absolutely not.
I'd rather Anders **** in my mayonnaise and touch me inappropriately while I sleep, than have him look like Edward. Or talk like Edward. Or even be in the same realm as that insufferable blood-sucking box of ew.


Ah Edward's not that bad. He looks sexy...in the books away. The movies he's decent but I was disappoint. I was expecting a sex god from the book's description.