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#19651
Celes247

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payroo wrote...

*cries* I am sorryyyyyyy ;__________;

let me make up for it with some mermaid!anders


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No Purpose you weren't the only one happy he perved on the Warden.

...New Teagan. Though...if he perved on my Warden...oh noes. Do not want.

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Ugh, this isn't a very good fix, but at least it changes poor Teag's hair color back to brown:

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Purposeof-Flight wrote...


You know you love that beaknose.

Am I the only one that was oddly thrilled when he perved on my Warden in DAO? [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/uncertain.png[/smilie]


*peers at kmeme* Apparently not.:wub:

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Purposeof-Flight

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LMFAO.
FemCousland should've totally gone for that.

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My Alistair....my prince...RUINED.

*cries*

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payroo

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Celes247 wrote...

payroo wrote...

*cries* I am sorryyyyyyy ;__________;

let me make up for it with some mermaid!anders


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#19657
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Ryzaki wrote...

AnniLau wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Alistair wasn't TOO bad. Could've been worse.

What have you been smoking? :?

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That fugly guy to the right isn't Tegaaaaaannnnn, I REFUSE. 


AlistHURR?

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Ryzaki wrote...

My Alistair....my prince...RUINED.

*cries*


*gives Ryzaki a snow globe with a very special plaque*

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payroo wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...


You know you love that beaknose.

Am I the only one that was oddly thrilled when he perved on my Warden in DAO? [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/uncertain.png[/smilie]


*peers at kmeme* Apparently not.:wub:

I thought it was awkward and cute. I like awkward guys.

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payroo wrote...

I did it for science :police:

I was actually just experimenting to figure out how to change characters without a toolset (because it is my mission to someday rescue the mangled face of my beloved Zevran... :crying:)


I, for one, am willing to sacrifice Jethann on the altar of science to get a less horrible Zevran. GODSPEED

#19661
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Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Am I the only one that was oddly thrilled when he perved on my Warden in DAO? [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/uncertain.png[/smilie]

Who, Teagan? Oh gurl, everyone was all about his Bannhammer.

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geeze, maybe i should be happy Alistair ninja'd my Archdemon kill...

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Sjofn wrote...

payroo wrote...

I did it for science :police:

I was actually just experimenting to figure out how to change characters without a toolset (because it is my mission to someday rescue the mangled face of my beloved Zevran... :crying:)


I, for one, am willing to sacrifice Jethann on the altar of science to get a less horrible Zevran. GODSPEED

Perhaps an appropriate stopgap measure would be to turn Zevran INTO Jethann.

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Ryzaki wrote...

Nah I just like being able to rip a book to shreads and actually be validated by the fact that I actually read the book and not just some lame summarization. 

Plus there's the fact that people sometimes forget some really headdesk wothy things. 


This. I did the exact same thing this summer. It took a lot of patience and guts. I can imagine how the book was writte: girl with nothing special, even a bit dense, changes school. Suddenly for no reason she discovers she is some sort of attraction and really nice. Now what? Really, we have to throw something in the mix...oh yes, magic powers! Vampires! The girls stinks so much a vegan vampire notices her...ofc she falls in love because he is just so perfect. 
Really, it was so boring to read every two pages how perfect he was, how he looked like some greek statue...and so on. She wasn't even original. To cut it short, while the first book said something, as in, something happened...the other books could be resumed in 50 pages or so. 200 pages of nothing and sudddenly in the last 100 pages something happens. I don't even want to talk about the other ridicolous things...the sad thing is the less interesting character is the protagonist.

I don't even see the comparison with DA2 characters tbh...starting with my Hawke, male or female, not even the default Hawke could be like Bella. Hence, Anders can't be Edward. Point. 

payroo wrote...

*ducks ire of anti-modders* I only modded Karl, Jethann, and Orana, I promise! :crying:


Orana is scary, I wouldn't want her in my home.
Jethann, on the other hand, doesn't need modding :o

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Am I the only one that was oddly thrilled when he perved on my Warden in DAO? :?

Oh no, I did it too, the first time I was a bit shocked but I happily continued to flirt, he was so charming :D
Too bad it didn't lead to anything...

Now that I think about it...wouldn't be perfect to be Alistair mistress and marry Teagan? xD

#19665
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Zep Rowsdower wrote...


Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Am I the only one that was oddly thrilled when he perved on my Warden in DAO? [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/uncertain.png[/smilie]

Who, Teagan? Oh gurl, everyone was all about his Bannhammer.

These are not the hammer...

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Tasmen wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

My Alistair....my prince...RUINED.

*cries*


*gives Ryzaki a snow globe with a very special plaque*


ALISTAIR NEVER LOVED HER!! 

(because he only ever loved MY Cousland because she was the bamfest bamf ever to BAMF him in his tent)

Except for Tryna- avatar girl here, she was the BAMfest BAMF to ever BAMF Zevran in HIS tent.

Modifié par Lady Jess, 10 avril 2011 - 04:19 .


#19667
Purposeof-Flight

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Good.
Glad to know I wasn't the only one desperately trying to figure out how to get HIM in my tent instead.

#19668
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ipgd wrote...

Sjofn wrote...

payroo wrote...

I did it for science :police:

I was actually just experimenting to figure out how to change characters without a toolset (because it is my mission to someday rescue the mangled face of my beloved Zevran... :crying:)


I, for one, am willing to sacrifice Jethann on the altar of science to get a less horrible Zevran. GODSPEED

Perhaps an appropriate stopgap measure would be to turn Zevran INTO Jethann.


I like this line of thinking.

#19669
Ryzaki

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Lady Jess wrote...

ALISTAIR NEVER LOVED HER!! 

(because he only ever loved MY Cousland because she was the bamfest bamf ever to BAMF him in his tent)

Except for Tryna- avatar girl here, she was the BAMfest BAMF to ever BAMF Zevran in HIS tent.


Psh more like Alistair never loved YOU. :lol:  


Tasmen wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

My Alistair....my prince...RUINED.

*cries*


*gives Ryzaki a snow globe with a very special plaque*

 

:( 

My prince...:crying: 

Dunziel wrote...

This. I did the exact same thing this summer. It took a lot of patience and guts. I can imagine how the book was writte: girl with nothing special, even a bit dense, changes school. Suddenly for no reason she discovers she is some sort of attraction and really nice. Now what? Really, we have to throw something in the mix...oh yes, magic powers! Vampires! The girls stinks so much a vegan vampire notices her...ofc she falls in love because he is just so perfect.
Really, it was so boring to read every two pages how perfect he was, how he looked like some greek statue...and so on. She wasn't even original. To cut it short, while the first book said something, as in, something happened...the other books could be resumed in 50 pages or so. 200 pages of nothing and sudddenly in the last 100 pages something happens. I don't even want to talk about the other ridicolous things...the sad thing is the less interesting character is the protagonist.

I don't even see the comparison with DA2 characters tbh...starting with my Hawke, male or female, not even the default Hawke could be like Bella. Hence, Anders can't be Edward. Point.


Ugh yeah the constant references to his greek god body was annoying. (As was Bella flip flopping between being smart and being dumb. Which one is it?!?) :lol: 

And I loved Jacob so much until Meyer ruined him too. He seemed like a cool kid with a crush then all of a sudden he's forcing kisses on Bella and acting just as insane as the rest of them. And let's not even get into him imprinting on a newborn baby. <_< 

And yes Hawke by default will always be more awesome and intelligent than Bella. :wizard:

Modifié par Ryzaki, 10 avril 2011 - 04:24 .


#19670
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Ohh Hawke.
Up in the Blooming Rose, wasting Expedition money on high quality peener.

#19671
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I leave for awhile and Twilight is still on the menu?

Anders, help us all.

#19672
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I like Mark Reads Twilight's theory. At least I think that's where I read it.

Meyer claims that the idea for Edward came to her in dreams, and was something of a subconscious construct that is reflective of Meyer's own inner desires. I'm gonna pause here and let that sink in.

Then she decides to write the books, and realizes that a romance novel without the drama of a love triangle would probably be extremely boring. So she consciously constructs Jacob, a relatively normal guy, as Edward's competition. The problem is this construct of her rational conscious mind turned out to be far more appealing to many people - I picture her frustrated at the very existence of a "Team Jacob" - than her Edward Gary Stu. Therefore in following books she had to assassinate his character in order to lead her readers and her protagonist down the path she wanted.

I've never read Twilight, though I saw the movies with Rifftrax and followed Mark Reads Twilight. And now, after typing this post, I'm going to go commit suicide.

Modifié par Upsettingshorts, 10 avril 2011 - 04:29 .


#19673
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Upsettingshorts wrote...

I like Mark Reads Twilight's theory. At least I think that's where I read it.

Meyer claims that the idea for Edward came to her in dreams, and was something of a subconscious construct that is reflective of Meyer's own inner desires. I'm gonna pause here and let that sink in.

Then she decides to write the books, and realizes that a romance novel without the drama of a love triangle would probably be extremely boring. So she consciously constructs Jacob, a relatively normal guy, as Edward's competition. The problem is this construct of her rational conscious mind turned out to be far more appealing to many people - I picture her frustrated at the very existence of a "Team Jacob" - than her Edward Gary Stu. Therefore in following books she had to assassinate his character in order to lead her readers and her protagonist down the path she wanted.

I've never read Twilight, though I saw the movies with Rifftrax and followed Mark Reads Twilight. And now, after typing this post, I'm going to go commit suicide.


Screw Twilight. Screw Bella. Screw Jacob. Screw Stephenie Meyer.
AND DEFINITELY SCREW EDWARD. Not in the good way....unless you want to turn the good way into the bad way by using a two pronged barbecue fork. I will accept that.

ANDERS DOES IT SO MUCH BETTER!

#19674
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http://dragonagenexu...ile.php?id=2543

Yay! New hair tints!

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Oh you don't have to tell me. I only follow it to the minimal extent I do because it's popular and a common discussion topic, and I like to be able to say something more substantial than "Twilight sucks." It helps me come off as an interesting and impressive person.

Modifié par Upsettingshorts, 10 avril 2011 - 04:34 .