Purposeof-Flight wrote...
MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
After DA2 I expect DA3 to be better because I can't see how they can get it any worse.XD
Anders turns into a giant raging demon dragon abomination and kills ****loads of people, then Sebastian returns and shoots him out of the sky with his Arrows of the Maker.
Then Fenris becomes super-happy-rainbow Fenris. Which would be the worst thing of all. -grimface-
MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
shiba5 wrote...
MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
shiba5 wrote...
MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
I honestly think it's because the folks at Bioware got their idea of romance from Shojo manga. The way these guys write relationships you're think they've never been in love/dated.
Think of how boring a stable relationship is. Does anyone really want to play Shiba5 and her husband Almost-Anders go to Home Depot and buy a lawn mower? Which one should they buy? the one that cuts 3 1/2" or 4"? Oh geez... um... decisions decisions. Stay tuned because later they go get sushi for lunch.
/snore
But being the Deanna Troi in every one isn't much fun either. I'm not a babysitter.
If you mean guiding all of your companions decisions, computers aren't quite smart enough yet where Anders can say he no longer wants to follow Gaider's scripted plan for himself. A sentient Anders would be interesting...
Maybe he would decide not to break any hearts.
I'm not talking about breaking hearts. The companions are as competent as the developers allow them to be which in this game wasn't a lot. That's the beauty of it, they don't have to be whimpering man children if they don't write them as such. I mean, Varric seemed generally self sufficient but alas, you can't run your fingers through his chest hair.
but like half the point is that the overwrought love confessions are purposefully ironic to underscore the fact their relationship is ****ty and dysfunctional and harfjsdufdfwqwhafrglMelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
ipgd wrote...
yeah not seeing itMelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
ipgd wrote...
<_<MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
I honestly think it's because the folks at Bioware got their idea of romance from Shojo manga. The way these guys write relationships you're think they've never been in love/dated.
I'm not saying they're all virgin waifus, just write like ones.
Most of the female hetero relationships make you have to pull layers back before you get in a guys pants. For once the timid, damaged love interest should be more aggressive. I'm a hero, not Dr. Phil.
"We'll be together until the day we die!"
Really? And you're not seeing it. If Hawke lay it on any thicker Anders would suffocate.
shiba5 wrote...
MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
shiba5 wrote...
MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
shiba5 wrote...
MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
I honestly think it's because the folks at Bioware got their idea of romance from Shojo manga. The way these guys write relationships you're think they've never been in love/dated.
Think of how boring a stable relationship is. Does anyone really want to play Shiba5 and her husband Almost-Anders go to Home Depot and buy a lawn mower? Which one should they buy? the one that cuts 3 1/2" or 4"? Oh geez... um... decisions decisions. Stay tuned because later they go get sushi for lunch.
/snore
But being the Deanna Troi in every one isn't much fun either. I'm not a babysitter.
If you mean guiding all of your companions decisions, computers aren't quite smart enough yet where Anders can say he no longer wants to follow Gaider's scripted plan for himself. A sentient Anders would be interesting...
Maybe he would decide not to break any hearts.
I'm not talking about breaking hearts. The companions are as competent as the developers allow them to be which in this game wasn't a lot. That's the beauty of it, they don't have to be whimpering man children if they don't write them as such. I mean, Varric seemed generally self sufficient but alas, you can't run your fingers through his chest hair.
Varric is a bro. He's too stable to romance. You'd end up going to Home Depot or whatever the Thaedas equivalent is. I've always bought Bioware games because I know they're going to manipulate the **** out of me. I expect it. They outdid themselves this time.
ipgd wrote...
but like half the point is that the overwrought love confessions are purposefully ironic to underscore the fact their relationship is ****ty and dysfunctional and harfjsdufdfwqwhafrglMelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
ipgd wrote...
yeah not seeing itMelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
ipgd wrote...
<_<MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
I honestly think it's because the folks at Bioware got their idea of romance from Shojo manga. The way these guys write relationships you're think they've never been in love/dated.
I'm not saying they're all virgin waifus, just write like ones.
Most of the female hetero relationships make you have to pull layers back before you get in a guys pants. For once the timid, damaged love interest should be more aggressive. I'm a hero, not Dr. Phil.
"We'll be together until the day we die!"
Really? And you're not seeing it. If Hawke lay it on any thicker Anders would suffocate.
MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
shiba5 wrote...
MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
shiba5 wrote...
MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
shiba5 wrote...
MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
I honestly think it's because the folks at Bioware got their idea of romance from Shojo manga. The way these guys write relationships you're think they've never been in love/dated.
Think of how boring a stable relationship is. Does anyone really want to play Shiba5 and her husband Almost-Anders go to Home Depot and buy a lawn mower? Which one should they buy? the one that cuts 3 1/2" or 4"? Oh geez... um... decisions decisions. Stay tuned because later they go get sushi for lunch.
/snore
But being the Deanna Troi in every one isn't much fun either. I'm not a babysitter.
If you mean guiding all of your companions decisions, computers aren't quite smart enough yet where Anders can say he no longer wants to follow Gaider's scripted plan for himself. A sentient Anders would be interesting...
Maybe he would decide not to break any hearts.
I'm not talking about breaking hearts. The companions are as competent as the developers allow them to be which in this game wasn't a lot. That's the beauty of it, they don't have to be whimpering man children if they don't write them as such. I mean, Varric seemed generally self sufficient but alas, you can't run your fingers through his chest hair.
Varric is a bro. He's too stable to romance. You'd end up going to Home Depot or whatever the Thaedas equivalent is. I've always bought Bioware games because I know they're going to manipulate the **** out of me. I expect it. They outdid themselves this time.
It wasn't that Varric was too stable, it's because nothing would get done. Hawke would never leave his room at the Hanged Man. Varric seems like he'd have great post-sex snuggling stories.
MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
Kaioku wrote...
MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
After DA2 I expect DA3 to be better because I can't see how they can get it any worse.XD
You jinxed it.
Dragon Age 3: The Room
ipgd wrote...
but like half the point is that the overwrought love confessions are purposefully ironic to underscore the fact their relationship is ****ty and dysfunctional and harfjsdufdfwqwhafrglMelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
ipgd wrote...
yeah not seeing itMelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
ipgd wrote...
<_<MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
I honestly think it's because the folks at Bioware got their idea of romance from Shojo manga. The way these guys write relationships you're think they've never been in love/dated.
I'm not saying they're all virgin waifus, just write like ones.
Most of the female hetero relationships make you have to pull layers back before you get in a guys pants. For once the timid, damaged love interest should be more aggressive. I'm a hero, not Dr. Phil.
"We'll be together until the day we die!"
Really? And you're not seeing it. If Hawke lay it on any thicker Anders would suffocate.
ipgd wrote...
but like half the point is that the overwrought love confessions are purposefully ironic to underscore the fact their relationship is ****ty and dysfunctional and harfjsdufdfwqwhafrglMelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
ipgd wrote...
yeah not seeing itMelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
ipgd wrote...
<_<MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
I honestly think it's because the folks at Bioware got their idea of romance from Shojo manga. The way these guys write relationships you're think they've never been in love/dated.
I'm not saying they're all virgin waifus, just write like ones.
Most of the female hetero relationships make you have to pull layers back before you get in a guys pants. For once the timid, damaged love interest should be more aggressive. I'm a hero, not Dr. Phil.
"We'll be together until the day we die!"
Really? And you're not seeing it. If Hawke lay it on any thicker Anders would suffocate.
MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
shiba5 wrote...
MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
shiba5 wrote...
MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
shiba5 wrote...
MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
I honestly think it's because the folks at Bioware got their idea of romance from Shojo manga. The way these guys write relationships you're think they've never been in love/dated.
Think of how boring a stable relationship is. Does anyone really want to play Shiba5 and her husband Almost-Anders go to Home Depot and buy a lawn mower? Which one should they buy? the one that cuts 3 1/2" or 4"? Oh geez... um... decisions decisions. Stay tuned because later they go get sushi for lunch.
/snore
But being the Deanna Troi in every one isn't much fun either. I'm not a babysitter.
If you mean guiding all of your companions decisions, computers aren't quite smart enough yet where Anders can say he no longer wants to follow Gaider's scripted plan for himself. A sentient Anders would be interesting...
Maybe he would decide not to break any hearts.
I'm not talking about breaking hearts. The companions are as competent as the developers allow them to be which in this game wasn't a lot. That's the beauty of it, they don't have to be whimpering man children if they don't write them as such. I mean, Varric seemed generally self sufficient but alas, you can't run your fingers through his chest hair.
Varric is a bro. He's too stable to romance. You'd end up going to Home Depot or whatever the Thaedas equivalent is. I've always bought Bioware games because I know they're going to manipulate the **** out of me. I expect it. They outdid themselves this time.
It wasn't that Varric was too stable, it's because nothing would get done. Hawke would never leave his room at the Hanged Man. Varric seems like he'd have great post-sex snuggling stories.
Kaioku wrote...
MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
Kaioku wrote...
MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
After DA2 I expect DA3 to be better because I can't see how they can get it any worse.XD
You jinxed it.
Dragon Age 3: The Room
Deep down, you know it.
shiba5 wrote...
MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
shiba5 wrote...
MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
shiba5 wrote...
MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
shiba5 wrote...
MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
I honestly think it's because the folks at Bioware got their idea of romance from Shojo manga. The way these guys write relationships you're think they've never been in love/dated.
Think of how boring a stable relationship is. Does anyone really want to play Shiba5 and her husband Almost-Anders go to Home Depot and buy a lawn mower? Which one should they buy? the one that cuts 3 1/2" or 4"? Oh geez... um... decisions decisions. Stay tuned because later they go get sushi for lunch.
/snore
But being the Deanna Troi in every one isn't much fun either. I'm not a babysitter.
If you mean guiding all of your companions decisions, computers aren't quite smart enough yet where Anders can say he no longer wants to follow Gaider's scripted plan for himself. A sentient Anders would be interesting...
Maybe he would decide not to break any hearts.
I'm not talking about breaking hearts. The companions are as competent as the developers allow them to be which in this game wasn't a lot. That's the beauty of it, they don't have to be whimpering man children if they don't write them as such. I mean, Varric seemed generally self sufficient but alas, you can't run your fingers through his chest hair.
Varric is a bro. He's too stable to romance. You'd end up going to Home Depot or whatever the Thaedas equivalent is. I've always bought Bioware games because I know they're going to manipulate the **** out of me. I expect it. They outdid themselves this time.
It wasn't that Varric was too stable, it's because nothing would get done. Hawke would never leave his room at the Hanged Man. Varric seems like he'd have great post-sex snuggling stories.
It wouldn't have been much of a game.
MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
Kaioku wrote...
MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
After DA2 I expect DA3 to be better because I can't see how they can get it any worse.XD
You jinxed it.
Dragon Age 3: The Room
MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
Kaioku wrote...
MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
Kaioku wrote...
MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
After DA2 I expect DA3 to be better because I can't see how they can get it any worse.XD
You jinxed it.
Dragon Age 3: The Room
Deep down, you know it.
Deep down is where I've pushed the tears I try to cover with laughter.
MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
Great game or greatest game?
Pseudocognition wrote...
I'm with ipgd on this one, I thought the romance novel esque corny sentiments were pretty genius for highlighting how utterly screwed and doomed the romance is.
MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
Oh I got it!
Dragon Age 3: Between the Sheets with Tethras
Between sex Varric regales you with tales and you play through as character in his story(not a stretch). Gaider, get your top men on it. Top men I say!
shiba5 wrote...
MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
Oh I got it!
Dragon Age 3: Between the Sheets with Tethras
Between sex Varric regales you with tales and you play through as character in his story(not a stretch). Gaider, get your top men on it. Top men I say!
Maybe some DLC so we could play "Hard in Hightown: Siege Harder".
Same here - my Hawke too snarky for that line to be delivered entirely sincerely (I cringe inside at that line everytimeshiba5 wrote...
ipgd wrote...
but like half the point is that the overwrought love confessions are purposefully ironic to underscore the fact their relationship is ****ty and dysfunctional and harfjsdufdfwqwhafrglMelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
ipgd wrote...
yeah not seeing itMelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
ipgd wrote...
<_<MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
I honestly think it's because the folks at Bioware got their idea of romance from Shojo manga. The way these guys write relationships you're think they've never been in love/dated.
I'm not saying they're all virgin waifus, just write like ones.
Most of the female hetero relationships make you have to pull layers back before you get in a guys pants. For once the timid, damaged love interest should be more aggressive. I'm a hero, not Dr. Phil.
"We'll be together until the day we die!"
Really? And you're not seeing it. If Hawke lay it on any thicker Anders would suffocate.
I always took that line as mocking him. My Hawke finally bangs the guy and next thing she knows, he's asking to move in. She responds with that over the top line. At least that's how I RP it, because otherwise it's like nails on a chalkboard.
). In my playthroughs, Hawke says it to be facetiously over the top thinking Anders will read it as such but still see there's affection in that but then when she sees that he's apparently taken it seriously just runs with it and has a quiet chuckle about it with her faithful Mabari later
"
just because a lot of people think something doesn't mean it's actually right !!!MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
ipgd wrote...
but like half the point is that the overwrought love confessions are purposefully ironic to underscore the fact their relationship is ****ty and dysfunctional and harfjsdufdfwqwhafrgl
It's not ironic. It's bollocks and I'm not the only one who thought as much. Maybe we're just too surface for the relationships in this game.
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