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[ipgd]

I guess it explains his apparently sexuality change. Getting with another dude certainly is the most safe and efficient way to ingest a sizable quantity of another human being.

Modifié par ipgd, 13 avril 2011 - 12:09 .

[Jean]

Huh

My reaction was promptly "What the hell did I just read?"

Modifié par Batteries, 13 avril 2011 - 12:11 .

[Dunizel]

Celestria129 wrote...

Dunizel wrote...

Celestria129 wrote...

Found another video on youtube that, to my meny Hawkes, fits with Anders and the Big Boom thing very well

Dragon Age 2: Remember the Man - Anders/Hawke

sorry if this was already posted here already

Eh, someone else found similarities with V for Vendetta apparently 

I knew It sounded familar:lol:......i need to watch that movie again......*hopes sister gave DVD back*

Read the graphic novel, it is totally worth it. If the film is good, the comic is x100 times better. <3

Modifié par Dunizel, 13 avril 2011 - 12:09 .

[shiba5]

Miri1984 wrote...

When Fenris betrayed me in the fade I had winter's grasp, crushing prison, and a martyred chain lightning from mah Fade buddy Justice ready to completely wipe that guy out. Just do not let him hit you... there's a reason I want him in my party for the final battle.

runscript killallhostiles = kills Fenris dead 

[Purposeof-Flight]

ipgd wrote...

I guess it explains his apparently sexuality change. Getting with another dude certainly is the most safe and efficient way to ingest a sizable quantity of another human being.

Bahahahahahahaha.

[DeaHamlet]

shiba5 wrote...

Miri1984 wrote...

When Fenris betrayed me in the fade I had winter's grasp, crushing prison, and a martyred chain lightning from mah Fade buddy Justice ready to completely wipe that guy out. Just do not let him hit you... there's a reason I want him in my party for the final battle.

runscript killallhostiles = kills Fenris dead 

Doesn't that kill the whole point of playing on nightmare?
I don't know, I'm speculating cause I never play on nightmare.  Wuss = me.

[Ryzaki]

Yeah the noming on Templars turned me off.

Offtopic rant: 

Everytime someone compares Fenris and Garrus I feel irritated:/ Garrus wouldn't blame unrelated people for something that happened to him. He knows better. He gets over his hatred and can even forgive Sidonis (in a very touching scene). Fenris doesn't. Even with his sister. He doesn't bother trying to understand where she's coming from. He just stops because Hawke stopped him.

Ugh. DON'T COMPARE GARRUS MC AWESOMESAUSE TO FENRIS.

/end offtopic rant 

*mumbles angrily*  

Modifié par Ryzaki, 13 avril 2011 - 12:14 .

[Mistress Tasharra]

ipgd wrote...

I guess it explains his apparently sexuality change. Getting with another dude certainly is the most safe and efficient way to ingest a sizable quantity of another human being.

classy as always.

I approve.

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

ipgd wrote...

I guess it explains his apparently sexuality change. Getting with another dude certainly is the most safe and efficient way to ingest a sizable quantity of another human being.

[Amondra]

Mistress Tasharra wrote...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

ipgd wrote...

Mistress Tasharra wrote...

ipgd wrote...


He sort of ends up with blood in his mouth in his short story but I wouldn't call it cannibalism.

It mentions that the bodies of the Wardens and Templars scattered around after he comes back to himself are a "mess of torn and eaten flesh", or something along those lines.

Implying that Anders nibbled on them while all glowing and Justice-y.

That's how I read it, anyway.

oh god what how did i miss that


Oh, Anders. Every day you just get more and more charming.

..why, Oh why, does this make him even more appealing to me...? 

That's a very good question. First time I read that short story my reaction wasn't "Ewww, he nommed on Templars and suddenly developed a taste for blood and cannibalism."

It was more, "Andraste's flaming knickers, why is that so hot."

I'm a disturbed, twisted person.

Edit: Thinking about it, I think it partiliy stems from a "Beauty and the Beast" aspect. The fact Anders isn't actually human anymore, and that he's a "monster" is appealing in that it adds to the "forbidden", doomed love romance.

*Shrugs*

And that is why rivalmance scares me.  I am afraid Justice would eat my Hawke and not in the good way.

[Ryzaki]

Pfft.

I want Justice to try to nom on my Hawkes. All the rivalmancers would beat the living crap out of him. Holy Smite or Backstab + Twin Fangs.

A couple of my darker ones might tie him to the bed and see how much they can push him for the lulz. 

They'd make sure not to kill Anders. But Justice would know better.

Modifié par Ryzaki, 13 avril 2011 - 12:13 .

[Celestria129]

Mistress Tasharra wrote...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

ipgd wrote...

Mistress Tasharra wrote...

ipgd wrote...


He sort of ends up with blood in his mouth in his short story but I wouldn't call it cannibalism.

It mentions that the bodies of the Wardens and Templars scattered around after he comes back to himself are a "mess of torn and eaten flesh", or something along those lines.

Implying that Anders nibbled on them while all glowing and Justice-y.

That's how I read it, anyway.

oh god what how did i miss that


Oh, Anders. Every day you just get more and more charming.

..why, Oh why, does this make him even more appealing to me...? 

That's a very good question. First time I read that short story my reaction wasn't "Ewww, he nommed on Templars and suddenly developed a taste for blood and cannibalism."

It was more, "Andraste's flaming knickers, why is that so hot."

I'm a disturbed, twisted person.

Edit: Thinking about it, I think it partiliy stems from a "Beauty and the Beast" aspect. The fact Anders isn't actually human anymore, and that he's a "monster" is appealing in that it adds to the "forbidden", doomed love romance.

*Shrugs*

What hath Bioware done to our Hearts.........

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

DeaHamlet wrote...

shiba5 wrote...

Miri1984 wrote...

When Fenris betrayed me in the fade I had winter's grasp, crushing prison, and a martyred chain lightning from mah Fade buddy Justice ready to completely wipe that guy out. Just do not let him hit you... there's a reason I want him in my party for the final battle.

runscript killallhostiles = kills Fenris dead 

Doesn't that kill the whole point of playing on nightmare?
I don't know, I'm speculating cause I never play on nightmare.  Wuss = me.

I never play above casual for one specific reason:

The bloody respawners!!!
They take long enough to clear out as it is!!!

Varric, you cruel dwarf, I hate you for this!

[leggywillow]

ipgd wrote...

I guess it explains his apparently sexuality change. Getting with another dude certainly is the most safe and efficient way to ingest a sizable quantity of another human being.

::chokes with laughter::

Oh my goooooooooood

[DeaHamlet]

I suggest we change the discussion to eating in the GOOD way.

Hawkette can't be all that nutritious compared to male Hawke... and yet Anders still dreams of getting in her pants. Is a female Hawke/Anders relationship less pragmatic then?

[Dunizel]

Ryzaki wrote...


Ugh. DON'T COMPARE GARRUS MC AWESOMESAUSE TO FENRIS.

/rant

*mumbles angrily*  

Nothing compares to Garrus, And no one.

[CatOfEvilGenius]

Mistress Tasharra wrote...

ipgd wrote...

I guess it explains his apparently sexuality change. Getting with another dude certainly is the most safe and efficient way to ingest a sizable quantity of another human being.

classy as always.

I approve.

This thread is always the pinnacle of classy.  Always!  And also fabulous.

[Mistress Tasharra]

Amondra wrote...

And that is why rivalmance scares me.  I am afraid Justice would eat my Hawke and not in the good way.

Am I a horrible person for thinking about the absolute guilt trip that would happen when Anders came back to himself and realized what he'd done... and sickly enjoying the misery it would cause?

Poor, poor Anders.

[DeaHamlet]

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

DeaHamlet wrote...

shiba5 wrote...

Miri1984 wrote...

When Fenris betrayed me in the fade I had winter's grasp, crushing prison, and a martyred chain lightning from mah Fade buddy Justice ready to completely wipe that guy out. Just do not let him hit you... there's a reason I want him in my party for the final battle.

runscript killallhostiles = kills Fenris dead 

Doesn't that kill the whole point of playing on nightmare?
I don't know, I'm speculating cause I never play on nightmare.  Wuss = me.

I never play above casual for one specific reason:

The bloody respawners!!!
They take long enough to clear out as it is!!!

Varric, you cruel dwarf, I hate you for this!

Wait... what?
What did Varric do?!?!!?! 

[TripLight]

Mistress Tasharra wrote...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

ipgd wrote...

Mistress Tasharra wrote...

ipgd wrote...


He sort of ends up with blood in his mouth in his short story but I wouldn't call it cannibalism.

It mentions that the bodies of the Wardens and Templars scattered around after he comes back to himself are a "mess of torn and eaten flesh", or something along those lines.

Implying that Anders nibbled on them while all glowing and Justice-y.

That's how I read it, anyway.

oh god what how did i miss that


Oh, Anders. Every day you just get more and more charming.

..why, Oh why, does this make him even more appealing to me...? 

That's a very good question. First time I read that short story my reaction wasn't "Ewww, he nommed on Templars and suddenly developed a taste for blood and cannibalism."

It was more, "Andraste's flaming knickers, why is that so hot."

I'm a disturbed, twisted person.

Edit: Thinking about it, I think it partiliy stems from a "Beauty and the Beast" aspect. The fact Anders isn't actually human anymore, and that he's a "monster" is appealing in that it adds to the "forbidden", doomed love romance.

*Shrugs*

<3:wub:<3

I know,

[Jean]

DeaHamlet wrote...

I suggest we change the discussion to eating in the GOOD way.

Hawkette can't be all that nutritious compared to male Hawke... and yet Anders still dreams of getting in her pants. Is a female Hawke/Anders relationship less pragmatic then?

Anders loves Hawke

/before this turns into male vs female Hawke. in some way. I need a cold drink too.

Modifié par Batteries, 13 avril 2011 - 12:17 .

[Ryzaki]

DeaHamlet wrote...

I suggest we change the discussion to eating in the GOOD way.

Hawkette can't be all that nutritious compared to male Hawke... and yet Anders still dreams of getting in her pants. Is a female Hawke/Anders relationship less pragmatic then?

Oh she has other juices for Anders to devour. 

[DeaHamlet]

Ryzaki wrote...

DeaHamlet wrote...

I suggest we change the discussion to eating in the GOOD way.

Hawkette can't be all that nutritious compared to male Hawke... and yet Anders still dreams of getting in her pants. Is a female Hawke/Anders relationship less pragmatic then?

Oh she has other juices for Anders to devour. 

o.O Why did my sick mind go to that time of the month?
This thread is corrupting me!

And... ICK.

[ipgd]

DeaHamlet wrote...

I suggest we change the discussion to eating in the GOOD way.

Hawkette can't be all that nutritious compared to male Hawke... and yet Anders still dreams of getting in her pants. Is a female Hawke/Anders relationship less pragmatic then?

It also explains why Anders can't resist humping M!Hawke's leg right off the bat but tries to push F!Hawke away. She just don't got the juice

[DeaHamlet]

Batteries wrote...

DeaHamlet wrote...

I suggest we change the discussion to eating in the GOOD way.

Hawkette can't be all that nutritious compared to male Hawke... and yet Anders still dreams of getting in her pants. Is a female Hawke/Anders relationship less pragmatic then?

Anders loves Hawke

/before this turns into male vs female Hawke.

I wasn't going for the male vs female thing at all.
If I had a male Hawke, he'd be wondering around town with ZERO armor.
And then I wouldn't romance anyone cause I'd be too mesmerized staring at Hawke.  He is far too hot!  *fans self*