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[Ryzaki]

DeaHamlet wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

DeaHamlet wrote...

I suggest we change the discussion to eating in the GOOD way.

Hawkette can't be all that nutritious compared to male Hawke... and yet Anders still dreams of getting in her pants. Is a female Hawke/Anders relationship less pragmatic then?

Oh she has other juices for Anders to devour. 

o.O Why did my sick mind go to that time of the month?
This thread is corrupting me!

And... ICK.

 
Thanks for that really. I really needed that mental image.  

Edit: ToP

Modifié par Ryzaki, 13 avril 2011 - 12:19 .

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

DeaHamlet wrote...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

DeaHamlet wrote...

shiba5 wrote...

Miri1984 wrote...

When Fenris betrayed me in the fade I had winter's grasp, crushing prison, and a martyred chain lightning from mah Fade buddy Justice ready to completely wipe that guy out. Just do not let him hit you... there's a reason I want him in my party for the final battle.

runscript killallhostiles = kills Fenris dead 

Doesn't that kill the whole point of playing on nightmare?
I don't know, I'm speculating cause I never play on nightmare.  Wuss = me.

I never play above casual for one specific reason:

The bloody respawners!!!
They take long enough to clear out as it is!!!

Varric, you cruel dwarf, I hate you for this!

Wait... what?
What did Varric do?!?!!?! 

He's purposely overexaggurating the battles and adding even more enemies just to make the story more dramatic!

He must be!!! There is no way in hell that many enemies appearing is realistic!!! (The human ones in particular)

I mean the magically appear out of thin air and walls!!!

[shiba5]

DeaHamlet wrote...

shiba5 wrote...

Miri1984 wrote...

When Fenris betrayed me in the fade I had winter's grasp, crushing prison, and a martyred chain lightning from mah Fade buddy Justice ready to completely wipe that guy out. Just do not let him hit you... there's a reason I want him in my party for the final battle.

runscript killallhostiles = kills Fenris dead 

Doesn't that kill the whole point of playing on nightmare?
I don't know, I'm speculating cause I never play on nightmare.  Wuss = me.

Well, if you're playing on nightmare, I assume you want to be wolloped. I use the "game enhancing codes" when I'm on a 3rd or 4th playthrough and don't feel like messing with the 17th wave of spiders.

Modifié par shiba5, 13 avril 2011 - 12:20 .

[CatOfEvilGenius]

silver-crescent wrote...

thenyxie wrote...

Right there with you. I love how when I look back I can see they've been planning this all along. "Oh, look, Anders is shiny! No you can't romance him. Now you can! Aren't you thrilled? MWAHAHAHA." I love Bioware so much just for all the ways they make me care and then screw me over so completely and I always know it's coming, but I never see it til it happens. 

The fangirls had best be prepared. You just know DA3 LI Cullen is gonna end up becoming a darkspawn or something.

Why you do this to me?  Why???

* throws rotten durian at effigy of David Gaider, the big meanie *
* sobs *

[Mistress Tasharra]

TripLight wrote...

Mistress Tasharra wrote...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

ipgd wrote...

Mistress Tasharra wrote...

ipgd wrote...


He sort of ends up with blood in his mouth in his short story but I wouldn't call it cannibalism.

It mentions that the bodies of the Wardens and Templars scattered around after he comes back to himself are a "mess of torn and eaten flesh", or something along those lines.

Implying that Anders nibbled on them while all glowing and Justice-y.

That's how I read it, anyway.

oh god what how did i miss that


Oh, Anders. Every day you just get more and more charming.

..why, Oh why, does this make him even more appealing to me...? 

That's a very good question. First time I read that short story my reaction wasn't "Ewww, he nommed on Templars and suddenly developed a taste for blood and cannibalism."

It was more, "Andraste's flaming knickers, why is that so hot."

I'm a disturbed, twisted person.

Edit: Thinking about it, I think it partiliy stems from a "Beauty and the Beast" aspect. The fact Anders isn't actually human anymore, and that he's a "monster" is appealing in that it adds to the "forbidden", doomed love romance.

*Shrugs*

<3:wub:<3

I know,

And there we have it.

Love of Vampires (Buffy) while young + reading the Hannibal Lecter books as a teen = bloodlust = Anders occasional Templar nomming is hot.

My twisted fantasies suddenly make so much sense.

And yes, I have a thing for Hannibal Lecter. You have no idea.

Modifié par Mistress Tasharra, 13 avril 2011 - 12:20 .

[Sjofn]

The eaten templars thing, I just assumed animals nommed on them, not Anders. I'm so innocent!

[DeaHamlet]

Did all our naughty posts just disappear or is it just me?!?!

Edit: Nevermind, Chrome decided I needed a break from naughtiness.

Modifié par DeaHamlet, 13 avril 2011 - 12:22 .

[Amondra]

DeaHamlet wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

DeaHamlet wrote...

I suggest we change the discussion to eating in the GOOD way.

Hawkette can't be all that nutritious compared to male Hawke... and yet Anders still dreams of getting in her pants. Is a female Hawke/Anders relationship less pragmatic then?

Oh she has other juices for Anders to devour. 

o.O Why did my sick mind go to that time of the month?
This thread is corrupting me!

And... ICK.

blood magic....

[Jean]

DeaHamlet wrote...

Batteries wrote...

DeaHamlet wrote...

I suggest we change the discussion to eating in the GOOD way.

Hawkette can't be all that nutritious compared to male Hawke... and yet Anders still dreams of getting in her pants. Is a female Hawke/Anders relationship less pragmatic then?

Anders loves Hawke

/before this turns into male vs female Hawke.

I wasn't going for the male vs female thing at all.
If I had a male Hawke, he'd be wondering around town with ZERO armor.
And then I wouldn't romance anyone cause I'd be too mesmerized staring at Hawke.  He is far too hot!  *fans self*

I'm just being silly.
I already do that with my male Hawke anyway too.

That and standing in front of Seb with my half naked female Hawkes.

I am having the posts vanishing too. Site must be bugging out

Modifié par Batteries, 13 avril 2011 - 12:22 .

[DeaHamlet]

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

He's purposely overexaggurating the battles and adding even more enemies just to make the story more dramatic!

He must be!!! There is no way in hell that many enemies appearing is realistic!!! (The human ones in particular)

I mean the magically appear out of thin air and walls!!!

Well, the templars might not care about mage Hawke and her mages... but the rest of the world is stalking Hawke from the rooftops at ALL TIMES.
Oh yeah, Hawke is popular indeed.

[shiba5]

DeaHamlet wrote...

Did all our naughty posts just disappear or is it just me?!?!

Which ones? Wouldn't there only be like 10 posts left?

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

Amondra wrote...

DeaHamlet wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

DeaHamlet wrote...

I suggest we change the discussion to eating in the GOOD way.

Hawkette can't be all that nutritious compared to male Hawke... and yet Anders still dreams of getting in her pants. Is a female Hawke/Anders relationship less pragmatic then?

Oh she has other juices for Anders to devour. 

o.O Why did my sick mind go to that time of the month?
This thread is corrupting me!

And... ICK.

blood magic....

So long as the topic of blood, juices, sex and eating remains as "= maleficar", we should be fine.
If it goes down a certain direction, I am grabbing a shot-gun.

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

shiba5 wrote...

DeaHamlet wrote...

Did all our naughty posts just disappear or is it just me?!?!

Which ones? Wouldn't there only be like 10 posts left?

Are you sure that isn't an over-estimation? XD

[DeaHamlet]

shiba5 wrote...

DeaHamlet wrote...

Did all our naughty posts just disappear or is it just me?!?!

Which ones? Wouldn't there only be like 10 posts left?

I thought maybe the admins (who spazzed at us posting GIF files) might have thought we went too far with the cannibalism and such.
And omg... completely not on topic really.. but Hannibal is so hot.

[nyxocity]

Mistress Tasharra wrote...

TripLight wrote...

Mistress Tasharra wrote...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

ipgd wrote...

Mistress Tasharra wrote...

ipgd wrote...


He sort of ends up with blood in his mouth in his short story but I wouldn't call it cannibalism.

It mentions that the bodies of the Wardens and Templars scattered around after he comes back to himself are a "mess of torn and eaten flesh", or something along those lines.

Implying that Anders nibbled on them while all glowing and Justice-y.

That's how I read it, anyway.

oh god what how did i miss that


Oh, Anders. Every day you just get more and more charming.

..why, Oh why, does this make him even more appealing to me...? 

That's a very good question. First time I read that short story my reaction wasn't "Ewww, he nommed on Templars and suddenly developed a taste for blood and cannibalism."

It was more, "Andraste's flaming knickers, why is that so hot."

I'm a disturbed, twisted person.

Edit: Thinking about it, I think it partiliy stems from a "Beauty and the Beast" aspect. The fact Anders isn't actually human anymore, and that he's a "monster" is appealing in that it adds to the "forbidden", doomed love romance.

*Shrugs*

<3:wub:<3

I know,

And there we have it.

Love of Vampires (Buffy) while young + reading the Hannibal Lecter books as a teen = bloodlust = Anders occasional Templar nomming is hot.

My twisted fantasies suddenly make so much sense.

And yes, I have a thing for Hannibal Lecter. You have no idea.

I love all these things as well, but for me it's more a love for riding the edge of dangerous. There's just something about a lover that could kill you. Unless it's real life, of course.

[shiba5]

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

shiba5 wrote...

DeaHamlet wrote...

Did all our naughty posts just disappear or is it just me?!?!

Which ones? Wouldn't there only be like 10 posts left?

Are you sure that isn't an over-estimation? XD

Why no... not at all. 

[Sialater]

Ryzaki wrote...

Yeah the noming on Templars turned me off.

Offtopic rant: 

Everytime someone compares Fenris and Garrus I feel irritated:/ Garrus wouldn't blame unrelated people for something that happened to him. He knows better. He gets over his hatred and can even forgive Sidonis (in a very touching scene). Fenris doesn't. Even with his sister. He doesn't bother trying to understand where she's coming from. He just stops because Hawke stopped him.

Ugh. DON'T COMPARE GARRUS MC AWESOMESAUSE TO FENRIS.

/end offtopic rant 

*mumbles angrily*  

OK... Anders/Garrus comparisons I can see if I tilt my head and squint.  But Garrus/FENRIS?  WTF?

[shiba5]

Sialater wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

Yeah the noming on Templars turned me off.

Offtopic rant: 

Everytime someone compares Fenris and Garrus I feel irritated:/ Garrus wouldn't blame unrelated people for something that happened to him. He knows better. He gets over his hatred and can even forgive Sidonis (in a very touching scene). Fenris doesn't. Even with his sister. He doesn't bother trying to understand where she's coming from. He just stops because Hawke stopped him.

Ugh. DON'T COMPARE GARRUS MC AWESOMESAUSE TO FENRIS.

/end offtopic rant 

*mumbles angrily*  

OK... Anders/Garrus comparisons I can see if I tilt my head and squint.  But Garrus/FENRIS?  WTF?

Their voices are a bit similar? I got nuthin'...

[DeaHamlet]

Garrus is hot, Anders is hot, Fenris is hot, Thane is hot.
That's as far as I got in terms of any comparisons whatsoever.

They're all way different.

[Purposeof-Flight]

My opinion?
You're all freaky femnerds. Andnerds. Pervgeeks.
And I love it. I even love your guys' love of cannibalism. 'Cause you know if it was Fenris eatin' people you'd be like, "EW WTF is wrong with that psycho elf."
But it's Anders, so you guys are like, "What a cute quirk in his personality I sure hope he eats me. -winkwink-"

[TripLight]

Sialater wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

Yeah the noming on Templars turned me off.

Offtopic rant: 

Everytime someone compares Fenris and Garrus I feel irritated:/ Garrus wouldn't blame unrelated people for something that happened to him. He knows better. He gets over his hatred and can even forgive Sidonis (in a very touching scene). Fenris doesn't. Even with his sister. He doesn't bother trying to understand where she's coming from. He just stops because Hawke stopped him.

Ugh. DON'T COMPARE GARRUS MC AWESOMESAUSE TO FENRIS.

/end offtopic rant 

*mumbles angrily*  

OK... Anders/Garrus comparisons I can see if I tilt my head and squint.  But Garrus/FENRIS?  WTF?

I agree with Sia, and second her bolded statement....Thane/Fenris I can see but Garrus... ....



*runs back to waiting for her new driver to finish downloading*

[shiba5]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

My opinion?
You're all freaky femnerds. Andnerds. Pervgeeks.
And I love it. I even love your guys' love of cannibalism. 'Cause you know if it was Fenris eatin' people you'd be like, "EW WTF is wrong with that psycho elf."
But it's Anders, so you guys are like, "What a cute quirk in his personality I sure hope he eats me. -winkwink-"

What is he eating? :innocent:

[Ryzaki]

Sialater wrote...
OK... Anders/Garrus comparisons I can see if I tilt my head and squint.  But Garrus/FENRIS?  WTF?

Exactly. Garrus is stable (even when he's pissed off he's still calm enough not to take Shepard's head off). He wouldn't scream at Shepard for trying to help him. (Yeah he gets a bit "damn it Shepard! Just help me with this!") but he doesn't insult Shepard ever. He would always have Shepard's back come hell or high water. No matter how silly he think Shepard is being. Why? Because they're BFFs. They're comrades. Brothers (or sister and brother) in arms. They have each other's backs. Fenris backstabs you the second he thinks it'll get him ahead (or even just to be spiteful in the case of rating you out to Meredith about sparing Emile despite the fact that he could've known you for 7 years by this point and you have helped him immensely). Shepard and Garrus had *less* time together and show each other a great deal more of respect and understanding than Fenris *ever* shows Hawke. 

The Sidonis scene. I can't help but think if Fenrishad been behind the sniper rifle he would've taken the shot no matter what Hawke said. And may have even injured Hawke just to be able to take the shot. 

I just had to get that out. I mean it was making my eye twitch. 

As for Thane and Fenris I can't see it either. Thane is very at peace with himself and with his condition. Fenris isn't. 

Modifié par Ryzaki, 13 avril 2011 - 12:35 .

[Purposeof-Flight]

TripLight wrote...

Sialater wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

Yeah the noming on Templars turned me off.

Offtopic rant: 

Everytime someone compares Fenris and Garrus I feel irritated:/ Garrus wouldn't blame unrelated people for something that happened to him. He knows better. He gets over his hatred and can even forgive Sidonis (in a very touching scene). Fenris doesn't. Even with his sister. He doesn't bother trying to understand where she's coming from. He just stops because Hawke stopped him.

Ugh. DON'T COMPARE GARRUS MC AWESOMESAUSE TO FENRIS.

/end offtopic rant 

*mumbles angrily*  

OK... Anders/Garrus comparisons I can see if I tilt my head and squint.  But Garrus/FENRIS?  WTF?

I agree with Sia, and second her bolded statement....Thane/Fenris I can see but Garrus... ....



*runs back to waiting for her new driver to finish downloading*

Best scene of the game: Arishok hushing Aveline.
He just puts his finger in her face...and the look on HIS face is great. I wish you had the option to ask him if you can stroke his horns.

[ipgd]

shiba5 wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

My opinion?
You're all freaky femnerds. Andnerds. Pervgeeks.
And I love it. I even love your guys' love of cannibalism. 'Cause you know if it was Fenris eatin' people you'd be like, "EW WTF is wrong with that psycho elf."
But it's Anders, so you guys are like, "What a cute quirk in his personality I sure hope he eats me. -winkwink-"

What is he eating? :innocent:

It's just mayonnaise~