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[phantomdragoness]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

My opinion?
You're all freaky femnerds. Andnerds. Pervgeeks.
And I love it. I even love your guys' love of cannibalism. 'Cause you know if it was Fenris eatin' people you'd be like, "EW WTF is wrong with that psycho elf."
But it's Anders, so you guys are like, "What a cute quirk in his personality I sure hope he eats me. -winkwink-"

LOL. See, that's why I like it on here - this is the only place I can really nerd out, and the rest of y'all just go: "I KNOW RIGHT?!" and fangasm. And we even have intelligent debates.

*sighs* The Anders thread...the place where everyone knows you're crazy, and love it.

[Mistress Tasharra]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

My opinion?
You're all freaky femnerds. Andnerds. Pervgeeks.
And I love it. I even love your guys' love of cannibalism. 'Cause you know if it was Fenris eatin' people you'd be like, "EW WTF is wrong with that psycho elf."
But it's Anders, so you guys are like, "What a cute quirk in his personality I sure hope he eats me. -winkwink-"

Funny because it's true.

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

My opinion?
You're all freaky femnerds. Andnerds. Pervgeeks.
And I love it. I even love your guys' love of cannibalism. 'Cause you know if it was Fenris eatin' people you'd be like, "EW WTF is wrong with that psycho elf."
But it's Anders, so you guys are like, "What a cute quirk in his personality I sure hope he eats me. -winkwink-"

No, imagining Anders as a cannibal is odd. (for me)
Imagining Vengeance as a cannibal is easy. 
Maybe it has something to do with the whole psycho-glowing eyes look and the dark-mist and the deep, booming voice that always echoes...

Fenris...? Not sure. XD

Now cannibal Seb would be highly amusing... 

Modifié par Dreaming-in-Shadow, 13 avril 2011 - 12:34 .

[Sialater]

Ryzaki wrote...

Sialater wrote...
OK... Anders/Garrus comparisons I can see if I tilt my head and squint.  But Garrus/FENRIS?  WTF?

Exactly. Garrus is stable (even when he's pissed off he's still calm). He wouldn't scream at Shepard for trying to help him. (Yeah he gets a bit "damn it Shepard! Just help me with this!") but he desn't insult Shepard ever. He would always have Shepard's back come hell or high water. Fenris backstabs you the second he thinks it'll get him ahead (or even just to be spiteful in the case of rating you out to Meredith about sparing Emile despite the fact that he could've known you for 7 years by this point and you have helped him immensely). Shepard and Garrus had *less* time together and show each other a great deal more of respect and understanding than Fenris *ever* shows Hawke. 

I just had to get that out. I mean it was making my eye twitch. 

As for Thane and Fenris I can't see it either. Thane is very at peace with himself and with his condition. Fenris isn't. 

Fenris doesn't actually match up with anyone but Jack in ME.

[TripLight]

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

My opinion?
You're all freaky femnerds. Andnerds. Pervgeeks.
And I love it. I even love your guys' love of cannibalism. 'Cause you know if it was Fenris eatin' people you'd be like, "EW WTF is wrong with that psycho elf."
But it's Anders, so you guys are like, "What a cute quirk in his personality I sure hope he eats me. -winkwink-"

No, imagining Anders as a cannibal is odd.
Imagining Vengeance as a cannibal is easy. 

Fenris...? Not sure. XD

Now cannibal Seb would be highly amusing... 

MAKER NO!! Elthina was your tastiest!  *crickets*

[shiba5]

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

Now cannibal Seb would be highly amusing... 

He would never eat anything.

[Mistress Tasharra]

TripLight wrote...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

My opinion?
You're all freaky femnerds. Andnerds. Pervgeeks.
And I love it. I even love your guys' love of cannibalism. 'Cause you know if it was Fenris eatin' people you'd be like, "EW WTF is wrong with that psycho elf."
But it's Anders, so you guys are like, "What a cute quirk in his personality I sure hope he eats me. -winkwink-"

No, imagining Anders as a cannibal is odd.
Imagining Vengeance as a cannibal is easy. 

Fenris...? Not sure. XD

Now cannibal Seb would be highly amusing... 

MAKER NO!! Elthina was your tastiest!  *crickets*

*Looks around with shifty eyes.*

I laughed.

*Looks around again*

What?

Oh Maker. This needs to stop before I go off to write a dark-humour crack fic.

[Purposeof-Flight]

shiba5 wrote...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

Now cannibal Seb would be highly amusing... 

He would never eat anything.

Seb: I cannot eat a fellow human being without a clear sign that it's the Maker's will.
Anders: So eat Fenris. He's not human.
Fenris:

[Tasmen]

ipgd wrote...

I guess it explains his apparently sexuality change. Getting with another dude certainly is the most safe and efficient way to ingest a sizable quantity of another human being.

Quotes like this make me happy and hungry for a sandwich.

[Dunizel]

Oh c'mon , we knew that our companions in DA2 aren't sane, one way or another. The only sane ones, Aveline and Varric, don't even want to touch Hawke, that's saying something about Hawke too.

If you thought that the crew of the Normandy was strange, our comanions in Kirkwall are over the strange meter.

[Jean]

ugh now I am seeing Seb as a vampire stalking Elthina.

Thanks. <_<

Modifié par Batteries, 13 avril 2011 - 12:38 .

[leggywillow]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

My opinion?
You're all freaky femnerds. Andnerds. Pervgeeks.
And I love it. I even love your guys' love of cannibalism. 'Cause you know if it was Fenris eatin' people you'd be like, "EW WTF is wrong with that psycho elf."
But it's Anders, so you guys are like, "What a cute quirk in his personality I sure hope he eats me. -winkwink-"

I prefer to be called a proud member of the Andersqun.

I guess SurelyForth is our Arishok since she started the thread.  If the Anders haters refuse to convert, we shall make them Qamek.  The people who were fans of Anders in Awakening but didn't like him in DA2 are Tal Vashoth, since they have abandoned the Andersqun.

I wanna be a Sten.

[Mistress Tasharra]

Dunizel wrote...

Oh c'mon , we knew that our companions in DA2 aren't sane, one way or another. The only sane ones, Aveline and Varric, don't even want to touch Hawke, that's saying something about Hawke too.

If you thought that the crew of the Normandy was strange, our comanions in Kirkwall are over the strange meter.

They are... over the rainbow?

*Snickers*

[phantomdragoness]

Sialater wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

Sialater wrote...
OK... Anders/Garrus comparisons I can see if I tilt my head and squint.  But Garrus/FENRIS?  WTF?

Exactly. Garrus is stable (even when he's pissed off he's still calm). He wouldn't scream at Shepard for trying to help him. (Yeah he gets a bit "damn it Shepard! Just help me with this!") but he desn't insult Shepard ever. He would always have Shepard's back come hell or high water. Fenris backstabs you the second he thinks it'll get him ahead (or even just to be spiteful in the case of rating you out to Meredith about sparing Emile despite the fact that he could've known you for 7 years by this point and you have helped him immensely). Shepard and Garrus had *less* time together and show each other a great deal more of respect and understanding than Fenris *ever* shows Hawke. 

I just had to get that out. I mean it was making my eye twitch. 

As for Thane and Fenris I can't see it either. Thane is very at peace with himself and with his condition. Fenris isn't. 

Fenris doesn't actually match up with anyone but Jack in ME.

Similarites between Garrus and Fenris?

Erm...

They're both...blue?

No, even that's too much. I mustn't demean Garrus's character. He's the freakin' Batman of the galaxy.

Fenris is Robin.

I love you Fenris dear, but...it's true.

[Tasmen]

Batteries wrote...

ugh now I am seeing Seb as a vampire stalking Elthina.

Thanks. <_<

I only see Seb squatting over the ruins of the Chantry...  (forever scarred, I am)

[ipgd]

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

No, imagining Anders as a cannibal is odd. (for me)

my hawke does a lot more than imagine him as a cannibal every night HUHUHUHU IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN HUHUHUHU

[nyxocity]

TripLight wrote...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

My opinion?
You're all freaky femnerds. Andnerds. Pervgeeks.
And I love it. I even love your guys' love of cannibalism. 'Cause you know if it was Fenris eatin' people you'd be like, "EW WTF is wrong with that psycho elf."
But it's Anders, so you guys are like, "What a cute quirk in his personality I sure hope he eats me. -winkwink-"

No, imagining Anders as a cannibal is odd.
Imagining Vengeance as a cannibal is easy. 

Fenris...? Not sure. XD

Now cannibal Seb would be highly amusing... 

MAKER NO!! Elthina was your tastiest!  *crickets*

That made me laugh way harder than it should've.

[shiba5]

This pic fits with this discussion.

[Ryzaki]

Sialater wrote...
Fenris doesn't actually match up with anyone but Jack in ME.

True their bursts of rage and "GTFO" stances and not hiding who they are. They are very similar. He's just more polite (to certain people) where Jack tells everyone to get out of her face. Both mellow out somewhat by the end of the game thanks to the PC and both trust the PC enough to lead them into battle. 

That didn't need expanding but I'm in a rambling mood today. 

[DeaHamlet]

Oh noes, someone posted a pic of the Arishok.
I swear, if he was an option for sex, nobody else would have gotten any of my Hawkettes.
I'm bad.

[TripLight]

Mistress Tasharra wrote...

TripLight wrote...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

My opinion?
You're all freaky femnerds. Andnerds. Pervgeeks.
And I love it. I even love your guys' love of cannibalism. 'Cause you know if it was Fenris eatin' people you'd be like, "EW WTF is wrong with that psycho elf."
But it's Anders, so you guys are like, "What a cute quirk in his personality I sure hope he eats me. -winkwink-"

No, imagining Anders as a cannibal is odd.
Imagining Vengeance as a cannibal is easy. 

Fenris...? Not sure. XD

Now cannibal Seb would be highly amusing... 

MAKER NO!! Elthina was your tastiest!  *crickets*

*Looks around with shifty eyes.*

I laughed.

*Looks around again*

What?

Oh Maker. This needs to stop before I go off to write a dark-humour crack fic.

As long as it's not Seb/Elthina Mpreg...I'm...I'm still recovering...

Kiss it and Make it Better? By Lingering-Song

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

TripLight wrote...

MAKER NO!! Elthina was your tastiest!  *crickets*

+

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Seb: I cannot eat a fellow human being without a clear sign that it's the Maker's will.
Anders: So eat Fenris. He's not human.
Fenris:

Are you people trying to kill me!? 
I can barely type I'm laughing too hard... XD

Further proof of the Maker and his pro-mage beliefs: This forum is so frigging epic!

[Ryzaki]

Batteries wrote...

ugh now I am seeing Seb as a vampire stalking Elthina.

Thanks. <_<

Well it could be worse.

He could sparkle and watch her from her bedroom window. 

[DeaHamlet]

Ryzaki wrote...

Batteries wrote...

ugh now I am seeing Seb as a vampire stalking Elthina.

Thanks. <_<

Well it could be worse.

He could sparkle and watch her from her bedroom window. 

You're killing me!

[thebrute7]

Seb as a vampire.... AHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahaha... haha... ha.
That was way funnier than it should have been. I honestly want Sebastian to go away... But I must admit this is funny.

■Sebastian: It's our duty to tell the templars.
■Fenris: Then why haven't you done it?
■Sebastian: I guess I was hoping they'd come to it on their own.
■Fenris: And then you wouldn't have to betray Hawke's friends, right?
■Sebastian: That's not reason enough to allow a maleficar to walk free.
■Anders: You think the templars don't know I'm here? They just haven't caught me yet.
■Sebastian: Which of us should do it? Shall we draw lots?
■Fenris: Uh-uh. You want to turn them in, you work it out with Hawke.