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[Amondra]

Ryzaki wrote...

Batteries wrote...

ugh now I am seeing Seb as a vampire stalking Elthina.

Thanks. <_<

Well it could be worse.

He could sparkle and watch her from her bedroom window. 

Maker! I lost my soda to that, also I will never unsee that image...I knew he "liked" her in a bad way.

Edit for top:

Modifié par Amondra, 13 avril 2011 - 12:45 .

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

Mistress Tasharra wrote...

TripLight wrote...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

My opinion?
You're all freaky femnerds. Andnerds. Pervgeeks.
And I love it. I even love your guys' love of cannibalism. 'Cause you know if it was Fenris eatin' people you'd be like, "EW WTF is wrong with that psycho elf."
But it's Anders, so you guys are like, "What a cute quirk in his personality I sure hope he eats me. -winkwink-"

No, imagining Anders as a cannibal is odd.
Imagining Vengeance as a cannibal is easy. 

Fenris...? Not sure. XD

Now cannibal Seb would be highly amusing... 

MAKER NO!! Elthina was your tastiest!  *crickets*

*Looks around with shifty eyes.*

I laughed.

*Looks around again*

What?

Oh Maker. This needs to stop before I go off to write a dark-humour crack fic.

Do it! 

[Purposeof-Flight]

Ryzaki wrote...

Batteries wrote...

ugh now I am seeing Seb as a vampire stalking Elthina.

Thanks. <_<

Well it could be worse.

He could sparkle and watch her from her bedroom window. 

OH GAWD NOT TWILIGHT AGAIN!

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

Amondra wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

Batteries wrote...

ugh now I am seeing Seb as a vampire stalking Elthina.

Thanks. <_<

Well it could be worse.

He could sparkle and watch her from her bedroom window. 

Maker! I lost my soda to that, also I will never unsee that image...I knew he "liked" her in a bad way.

He's the only one of the three male LI's who doesn't glow...
And with that, we have breached the no-go territory.

PASS ME A SHOTGUN BEFORE THE SPARKLEPIRES ARRIVE!!!!

Modifié par Dreaming-in-Shadow, 13 avril 2011 - 12:46 .

[MelfinaofOutlawStar]

Ryzaki wrote...

Batteries wrote...

ugh now I am seeing Seb as a vampire stalking Elthina.

Thanks. <_<

Well it could be worse.

He could sparkle and watch her from her bedroom window. 

He's saving his second virginity for Andraste.

[ipgd]

Tasmen wrote...

Batteries wrote...

ugh now I am seeing Seb as a vampire stalking Elthina.

Thanks. <_<

I only see Seb squatting over the ruins of the Chantry...  (forever scarred, I am)

his anus stretched impossibly wide

[Jean]

Ryzaki wrote...

Batteries wrote...

ugh now I am seeing Seb as a vampire stalking Elthina.

Thanks. <_<

Well it could be worse.

He could sparkle and watch her from her bedroom window. 

when I first saw Seb in the trailers and the whole prince thing, I was convinced he was one who obsessed over his hair.
Thus constant sparkles projecting from his head wasn't out of reach in my head.

[Purposeof-Flight]

AWWWW...no.
No I can't do it. Sebina -sobs-

[Tasmen]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

OH GAWD NOT TWILIGHT AGAIN!

*cut my own personal nightmare*

There is never an appropriate time to link R-Patz like that...

[thebrute7]

I actually wanted to do a F!hawke/Seb romance whne I first saaw him. Then I met him in a playthrough and I am like: Aaaaaaah! Chantry boy incoming, run for the hills!

[Mistress Tasharra]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

Batteries wrote...

ugh now I am seeing Seb as a vampire stalking Elthina.

Thanks. <_<

Well it could be worse.

He could sparkle and watch her from her bedroom window. 

OH GAWD NOT TWILIGHT AGAIN!

Someone explain to me how vampires went from this:



To... that abomination that was posted.

I'll never understand.

[Tasmen]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

AWWWW...no.
No I can't do it. Sebina -sobs-

Hindsight, shame it wasn't twins...

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

...I'm glad I'm clinically insane. It means the scars I receive from this topic aren't permanent.
Do you know how to end the mage's plight?

Show the Divine a copy of Twilight! Show the Chantry what real abominations are!

[Mistress Tasharra]

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

...I'm glad I'm clinically insane. It means the scars I receive from this topic aren't permanent.
Do you know how to end the mage's plight?

Show the Divine a copy of Twilight! Show the Chantry what real abominations are!

YUS!

[Ryzaki]

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
He's saving his second virginity for Andraste.

Not his second coming?

...I'll show myself out. 

[Jean]

Bwhaha. I wasn't even trying or thinking of making a twilight ref when I posted that.

Sowwy

EDIT

Ahh Seb. I do love you so but you are so easy to snicker at in so many ways.

Modifié par Batteries, 13 avril 2011 - 12:52 .

[Amondra]

thebrute7 wrote...

I actually wanted to do a F!hawke/Seb romance whne I first saaw him. Then I met him in a playthrough and I am like: Aaaaaaah! Chantry boy incoming, run for the hills!

I was all for giving him a shot.  Until he opened his mouth and I found all the crap I had to resist to even start the romance, THEN he was going to make me kill on of my favorite companions?  I felt cheated.  Thankfully Anders was there to hold me >_>

Also on a off topic note Fanfiction.net can eat my shorts....

[phantomdragoness]

thebrute7 wrote...

Seb as a vampire.... AHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahaha... haha... ha.
That was way funnier than it should have been. I honestly want Sebastian to go away... But I must admit this is funny.

■Sebastian: It's our duty to tell the templars.
■Fenris: Then why haven't you done it?
■Sebastian: I guess I was hoping they'd come to it on their own.
■Fenris: And then you wouldn't have to betray Hawke's friends, right?
■Sebastian: That's not reason enough to allow a maleficar to walk free.
■Anders: You think the templars don't know I'm here? They just haven't caught me yet.
■Sebastian: Which of us should do it? Shall we draw lots?
■Fenris: Uh-uh. You want to turn them in, you work it out with Hawke.

My Hawke: Touch Anders or Merrill and I'll slaughter you all.

[Purposeof-Flight]

Tasmen wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

OH GAWD NOT TWILIGHT AGAIN!

*cut my own personal nightmare*

There is never an appropriate time to link R-Patz like that...

LMFAOOOOOOO.
He's calling to you Tasmen. Maybe he'll be in your window next

[Mistress Tasharra]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Tasmen wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

OH GAWD NOT TWILIGHT AGAIN!

*cut my own personal nightmare*

There is never an appropriate time to link R-Patz like that...

LMFAOOOOOOO.
He's calling to you Tasmen. Maybe he'll be in your window next

SNIP

Oh Maker MY EYES!

Why? Why would you so such a thing?

[Sialater]

phantomdragoness wrote...

thebrute7 wrote...

Seb as a vampire.... AHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahaha... haha... ha.
That was way funnier than it should have been. I honestly want Sebastian to go away... But I must admit this is funny.

■Sebastian: It's our duty to tell the templars.
■Fenris: Then why haven't you done it?
■Sebastian: I guess I was hoping they'd come to it on their own.
■Fenris: And then you wouldn't have to betray Hawke's friends, right?
■Sebastian: That's not reason enough to allow a maleficar to walk free.
■Anders: You think the templars don't know I'm here? They just haven't caught me yet.
■Sebastian: Which of us should do it? Shall we draw lots?
■Fenris: Uh-uh. You want to turn them in, you work it out with Hawke.

My Hawke: Touch Anders or Merrill and I'll slaughter you all.

Isn't there one where Fenris points out that Hawke herself is an Apostate?

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Tasmen wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

OH GAWD NOT TWILIGHT AGAIN!

*cut my own personal nightmare*

There is never an appropriate time to link R-Patz like that...

LMFAOOOOOOO.
He's calling to you Tasmen. Maybe he'll be in your window next

<Insert-OMGWTFISTHATTHING-here>

Remember what I said about mental scars?
I take it back.

God, what is wrong with his fangirls!? 

[shiba5]

Mistress Tasharra wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Tasmen wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

OH GAWD NOT TWILIGHT AGAIN!

*cut my own personal nightmare*

There is never an appropriate time to link R-Patz like that...

LMFAOOOOOOO.
He's calling to you Tasmen. Maybe he'll be in your window next

SNIP

Oh Maker MY EYES!

Why? Why would you so such a thing?

:sick:

I'm too old for sparkly vampires.

[Purposeof-Flight]

Yall were enjoying yourselves too much.
Now this image will be forever burned into your corneas. -evil laugh-
What about me, you say? Well my best friend is a TwiTard and has an entire wall of her room devoted to Rob Pattinson. I'M IMMUNE. MUAHAHA.

[mellifera]

Tasmen wrote...

You totally should play one anyway.  The dick jokes with Fenris never get old.  *stares at Yuki*

I am so late but trololol :innocent:

ipgd wrote...

FESTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONED

HAY GERL HAYYYY


My god can you guys stop posting for like two seconds? I catch up on one page and already there is a whole new one xD Sheesh. j/k i kinda love it