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[nyxocity]

Batteries wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Batteries wrote...

Is this a bad time to say I do like Twilight for what it is? I only ever watched the movies because tbh I could hardly read through the first book without just.... getting distracted by things or fazing in and out while trying to read. I don't try to look for a profound piece of literature in it because it's so far from it and I don't expect anything to be that.

But I dig the wolves either way. And the Pattinson guy seems like a cool enough dude.
The devout fangirls were always so much fun to make fun of and snicker at in the end.

THIS IS BLASPHEMY.
Can you not see that the novel was a load of bull****?
If maybe...Stephen King or JK Rowling wrote it....maybe then I'd be alright with it. BUT HER WRITING IS TERRIBLE.

Pattinson is cool. Just ugleh.

I agree that her writing isn't very good; it's why I don't read the books. I think Stephen Kings quote on it was spot on

I LOVED what he said about her. She really isn't very good.

[phantomdragoness]

Batteries wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Batteries wrote...

Is this a bad time to say I do like Twilight for what it is? I only ever watched the movies because tbh I could hardly read through the first book without just.... getting distracted by things or fazing in and out while trying to read. I don't try to look for a profound piece of literature in it because it's so far from it and I don't expect anything to be that.

But I dig the wolves either way. And the Pattinson guy seems like a cool enough dude.
The devout fangirls were always so much fun to make fun of and snicker at in the end.

THIS IS BLASPHEMY.
Can you not see that the novel was a load of bull****?
If maybe...Stephen King or JK Rowling wrote it....maybe then I'd be alright with it. BUT HER WRITING IS TERRIBLE.

Pattinson is cool. Just ugleh.

I agree that her writing isn't very good; it's why I don't read the books. I think Stephen Kings quote on it was spot on

Lol. No, I'm with you. I mean, I like Twilight because it had SO MUCH potential. I don't even mind that the vampires sparkle! That could be my ADD talking, but whatev. In highschool, I loved the books and one of THOSE fangirls. But now that I'm almost 22, I've mellowed out and make fun of the books - the necrophilia and beastiality included. But oh my...I still go ga-ga over Carlisle. Ugghfhfhhhhh CARLISLE. *lick*

But if you even so much as insult Harry Potter or Dragon Age, i kill u.

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Sialater wrote...

Why is it I was all too happy to corrupt Alistair's Chantry-boy-ness.... but Sebastian's made me run for the nearest Abomination?

Alistair was adorable, and more than willing to tap that, if you know what I mean. What am I kidding, of course you know what I mean.
SEXYTIMEZ. ALLNITELONG. MARDAROFTHEGENITALS.
On the other hand Seb just preaches. And when you romance him (friendmance) he's like, "LET'S HAVE A CHASTE MARRIAGE!" and all of Hawke's hopes and sexy dreams go flying out the window.

Considering my Hawke made a point of "getting to know" every girl in the Blooming Rose on a personal basis on pretty much every night prior to Anders?

Yeah, sorry Seb, but you'll never hold that with a chastity vow hanging over you.
ESPECIALLY when you want to hand me and my apostate friends over to the Chantry, and especially after the hissy-fit!

[Purposeof-Flight]

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

Batteries wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Batteries wrote...

Is this a bad time to say I do like Twilight for what it is? I only ever watched the movies because tbh I could hardly read through the first book without just.... getting distracted by things or fazing in and out while trying to read. I don't try to look for a profound piece of literature in it because it's so far from it and I don't expect anything to be that.

But I dig the wolves either way. And the Pattinson guy seems like a cool enough dude.
The devout fangirls were always so much fun to make fun of and snicker at in the end.

THIS IS BLASPHEMY.
Can you not see that the novel was a load of bull****?
If maybe...Stephen King or JK Rowling wrote it....maybe then I'd be alright with it. BUT HER WRITING IS TERRIBLE.

Pattinson is cool. Just ugleh.

I agree that her writing isn't very good; it's why I don't read the books. I think Stephen Kings quote on it was spot on

"Chagrined". "Chagrined" EVERYWHERE.

It was on every single page, in every single book, in every single paragraph, in near enough every bloody sentence.

The word "chagrin" died a death in those novels.

Also, the comparison of Edward to Adonis was getting tiring by the tenth time.
I was like, "Ok...he looks like Adonis. That's great."
And the description of his "chiseled abs". Ugh.

While I was trying to find a picture to torture you guys with, I came across this one.
Which made me LULZ.

[Jean]

Eh. I never saw Seb as preachy.

Only time I can say he actually annoyed me was a dialogue with Fenris about how the Maker didn't cause him to be a slave or all the bad thins that happened to him or something, but maybe the Maker was the reason he escaped.

But anybody could of said that and annoyed me.

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

Ryzaki wrote...

Sialater wrote...

Why is it I was all too happy to corrupt Alistair's Chantry-boy-ness.... but Sebastian's made me run for the nearest Abomination?

Because Alistair had a decent sense of humor and wasn't preachy and self righteous? 

BINGO.

And the rose, the rose and the adorable comment about it being his new weapon helped. <3

[Amondra]

Alistair had that special kind of charm that Seb didn't have.

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

Batteries wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Batteries wrote...

Is this a bad time to say I do like Twilight for what it is? I only ever watched the movies because tbh I could hardly read through the first book without just.... getting distracted by things or fazing in and out while trying to read. I don't try to look for a profound piece of literature in it because it's so far from it and I don't expect anything to be that.

But I dig the wolves either way. And the Pattinson guy seems like a cool enough dude.
The devout fangirls were always so much fun to make fun of and snicker at in the end.

THIS IS BLASPHEMY.
Can you not see that the novel was a load of bull****?
If maybe...Stephen King or JK Rowling wrote it....maybe then I'd be alright with it. BUT HER WRITING IS TERRIBLE.

Pattinson is cool. Just ugleh.

I agree that her writing isn't very good; it's why I don't read the books. I think Stephen Kings quote on it was spot on

"Chagrined". "Chagrined" EVERYWHERE.

It was on every single page, in every single book, in every single paragraph, in near enough every bloody sentence.

The word "chagrin" died a death in those novels.

Also, the comparison of Edward to Adonis was getting tiring by the tenth time.
I was like, "Ok...he looks like Adonis. That's great."
And the description of his "chiseled abs". Ugh.

While I was trying to find a picture to torture you guys with, I came across this one.
Which made me LULZ.

Question Mrs. Meyers, did Eddie-kins ever, oh I don't know... WEAR A SHIRT DURING ANY PERIOD OF TIME IN THESE NOVELS!?!

[Purposeof-Flight]

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

Sialater wrote...

Why is it I was all too happy to corrupt Alistair's Chantry-boy-ness.... but Sebastian's made me run for the nearest Abomination?

Because Alistair had a decent sense of humor and wasn't preachy and self righteous? 

BINGO.

And the rose, the rose and the adorable comment about it being his new weapon helped. <3

I wanted to snuggle Alistair into my bosom.
I wanted to crack Seb over the head with a shovel.

Mostly because he simply can't make up his damn mind...he's making Hawke do it for him. Hawke has more on his/her plate than STARKHAVEN and MARDAR.

[Ryzaki]

Batteries wrote...

Eh. I never saw Seb as preachy.

Only time I can say he actually annoyed me was a dialogue with Fenris about how the Maker didn't cause him to be a slave or all the bad thins that happened to him or something, but maybe the Maker was the reason he escaped.

But anybody could of said that and annoyed me.

Ugh. Most of Seb's dialogue annoyed me. 

I much preferred the old heretical Leliana. She was religious but she didn't try to say "oh well the Maker willed that your life sucked." neither did Wynne. 

Modifié par Ryzaki, 13 avril 2011 - 01:14 .

[ohbailey]

ipgd wrote...

his anus stretched impossibly wide

i like your Comments they are good Comments

[Purposeof-Flight]

LMFAO NO.
Taking off his shirt every time he wanted to sit in Bella's window and rub his nips would've taken too much work.
So, like Jacob, he just walked around shirtless 90% of the time so whenever the need struck him, he could stare creepily at Bella while...well you know.
Things. Things happened. XD

[phantomdragoness]

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

Batteries wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Batteries wrote...

Is this a bad time to say I do like Twilight for what it is? I only ever watched the movies because tbh I could hardly read through the first book without just.... getting distracted by things or fazing in and out while trying to read. I don't try to look for a profound piece of literature in it because it's so far from it and I don't expect anything to be that.

But I dig the wolves either way. And the Pattinson guy seems like a cool enough dude.
The devout fangirls were always so much fun to make fun of and snicker at in the end.

THIS IS BLASPHEMY.
Can you not see that the novel was a load of bull****?
If maybe...Stephen King or JK Rowling wrote it....maybe then I'd be alright with it. BUT HER WRITING IS TERRIBLE.

Pattinson is cool. Just ugleh.

I agree that her writing isn't very good; it's why I don't read the books. I think Stephen Kings quote on it was spot on

"Chagrined". "Chagrined" EVERYWHERE.

It was on every single page, in every single book, in every single paragraph, in near enough every bloody sentence.

The word "chagrin" died a death in those novels.

Also, the comparison of Edward to Adonis was getting tiring by the tenth time.
I was like, "Ok...he looks like Adonis. That's great."
And the description of his "chiseled abs". Ugh.

While I was trying to find a picture to torture you guys with, I came across this one.
Which made me LULZ.

Question Mrs. Meyers, did Eddie-kins ever, oh I don't know... WEAR A SHIRT DURING ANY PERIOD OF TIME IN THESE NOVELS!?!

Guys, think about it. These books stemmed from a dream Mr. Meyer had.

We are reading Stephanie Meyer's sexual fantasy.

[Sjofn]

I have known and been friends with a couple of Sebastians in my life. He doesn't bother me. Would I prefer he not be so "MakerMakerMakerMaker?" Of course. But I felt that way about Leliana, too.

[Dunizel]

Please, I was to see only more Sparklefingers pictures, let's stop with that...that....that other sparkling thing.. ç_ç 

Here, I'll please my eyes with some ponies...no rainbows, alas, but lots of cute ponies.


by ~Ziegedrachen

Modifié par Dunizel, 13 avril 2011 - 01:18 .

[Sialater]

We should stop bashing Sebastian. We don't need to hate on him to support Anders. They were written by the same person, after all.

[Amondra]

Sjofn wrote...

I have known and been friends with a couple of Sebastians in my life. He doesn't bother me. Would I prefer he not be so "MakerMakerMakerMaker?" Of course. But I felt that way about Leliana, too.

That made me think of the conversation you can have with her if you are an elf...that really upset me.

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

phantomdragoness wrote...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

Batteries wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Batteries wrote...

Is this a bad time to say I do like Twilight for what it is? I only ever watched the movies because tbh I could hardly read through the first book without just.... getting distracted by things or fazing in and out while trying to read. I don't try to look for a profound piece of literature in it because it's so far from it and I don't expect anything to be that.

But I dig the wolves either way. And the Pattinson guy seems like a cool enough dude.
The devout fangirls were always so much fun to make fun of and snicker at in the end.

THIS IS BLASPHEMY.
Can you not see that the novel was a load of bull****?
If maybe...Stephen King or JK Rowling wrote it....maybe then I'd be alright with it. BUT HER WRITING IS TERRIBLE.

Pattinson is cool. Just ugleh.

I agree that her writing isn't very good; it's why I don't read the books. I think Stephen Kings quote on it was spot on

"Chagrined". "Chagrined" EVERYWHERE.

It was on every single page, in every single book, in every single paragraph, in near enough every bloody sentence.

The word "chagrin" died a death in those novels.

Also, the comparison of Edward to Adonis was getting tiring by the tenth time.
I was like, "Ok...he looks like Adonis. That's great."
And the description of his "chiseled abs". Ugh.

While I was trying to find a picture to torture you guys with, I came across this one.
Which made me LULZ.

Question Mrs. Meyers, did Eddie-kins ever, oh I don't know... WEAR A SHIRT DURING ANY PERIOD OF TIME IN THESE NOVELS!?!

Guys, think about it. These books stemmed from a dream Mr. Meyer had.

We are reading Stephanie Meyer's sexual fantasy.

...just when you think Twilight can't get any worse. 

[Purposeof-Flight]

phantomdragoness wrote...

Guys, think about it. These books stemmed from a dream Mr. Meyer had.

We are reading Stephanie Meyer's sexual fantasy.

You mean the fantasy where she had no sex at all?
And the sex she did have bruised her and ruined her pillows?

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

Darn double post.

I don't hate Seb. I like all DA2 characters in their own way...

I just love picking on him, so much! 

Modifié par Dreaming-in-Shadow, 13 avril 2011 - 01:21 .

[Zep Rowsdower]

I HEARD SEB MPREG AND I CAME AS FAST AS I COULD in more ways than one hurrrr

Man, with Alistair, he was kind of cute and funny and charming and open-minded and I wanted to hug him and mother him forever. Sebastian I wanted to punch in the mouth every time he opened his stupid face. Also stop giving me friendship points you stupid f*ck

phantomdragoness wrote...

But oh my...I still go ga-ga over Carlisle. Ugghfhfhhhhh CARLISLE. *lick*

unf yes. i love you hot vampire doctor dad~

[Ryzaki]

Sialater wrote...

We should stop bashing Sebastian. We don't need to hate on him to support Anders. They were written by the same person, after all.

I'm not hating on him to support Anders. 

I'm hating on him because he's an annoying character.  

That said I'll stop. 

[BlueElf2]

Gah! It's impossible for me to keep up with this thread. ^^;

Where did the Twilight come from?!

Poor Sebastian. I agree with just about everything said about him though. lol! I loved his accent, and I was thinking of romancing him in one of my playthroughs, but he was just so..........boring, I guess. I didn't mind that he was religious, but I did mind that his romance (friendship anyway) ended with him asking you to become a nun. Really, Seb?! Think my little ladyHawke will just go over her and talk to Fenris and Anders then.

Also, @ Purposeof-Flight: Alistair was adorable!

[Zep Rowsdower]

Sialater wrote...

We should stop bashing Sebastian. We don't need to hate on him to support Anders. They were written by the same person, after all.

I actually like him just fine.

I just also want to punch him a lot. He's very punchable.

[Purposeof-Flight]

Ryzaki began the Twilight bull****.
I fed it. Bad me. Bad Chicken.