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#22426
Tasmen

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Purposeof-Flight wrote...

 I'm pre-wary of cats, since I have two of my own.
And one is incredibly inbred, runty, and slightly retarded.
Seriously...I was emptying their litter box today after class, and I had to sweep up all the litter Zelda kicked out of the box. Well she promptly goes over to the pile of litter on the floor and pees on it.

I screamed like a banshee until my BF came in to save the day. I was like, ":sick::sick: GET IT! GET IT!"
He's like, "It's our cat, hon. Not a rabid raccoon."


Well, Sir ******-A-Lot was the nickname of a cat we had at one time... Dokken was his name name (yes, the husband named him so he could say \\m/ here kitty kitty \\m/)

Damn cat peed everywhere no matter what we did and was dumb as toast.  I likened him to the kid that sits in a corner and eats paste.

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by Payroo (because sandwiches never stop being awesome)

Modifié par Tasmen, 13 avril 2011 - 02:08 .


#22427
thebrute7

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Stop it with the funnies. I can't concentrate on writing my fic. Curse my addiction.

#22428
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Hmm, I'm pondering starting yet another DAII run tonight... not sure whether to go with f!Hawke friendmancing Isabela or another m!Hawke, but this time (tragically) rival!mancing Anders. I'm not sure if my heart could take the rival!mance...

Especially after reading the fic that this art is based on...
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by shaliara

I'm crying like a **** over fanfiction... I'm so ashamed. ;_;


Also, because this gif is awesome and I like dumping images:

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by enerjak

#22429
thebrute7

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ROFL! Oh dear god...
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payroo wrote...

Hmm, I'm pondering starting yet another DAII run tonight... not sure whether to go with f!Hawke friendmancing Isabela or another m!Hawke, but this time (tragically) rival!mancing Anders. I'm not sure if my heart could take the rival!mance...

Especially after reading the fic that this art is based on...
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by shaliara

I'm crying like a **** over fanfiction... I'm so ashamed. ;_;


Also, because this gif is awesome and I like dumping images:

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by enerjak


That fic had me misty eyed too.  I loved it in that this is so sad it is breaking my heart sort of way.  That gif...I love Anders hair!

#22431
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thebrute7 wrote...

ROFL! Oh dear god...
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Ah, I was wondering when Ganders would make his way over to this thread.

#22432
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thebrute7 wrote...

ROFL! Oh dear god...

*snip*


0_0
I can't unsee that!
Now people are going to start talking about cloacas again... *cry*

#22433
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thebrute7 wrote...

ROFL! Oh dear god...
::snip::


Wut.

I am torn between "WTF" and "OMG SOOOOO AWESOME!"

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payroo wrote...

Also, because this gif is awesome and I like dumping images:

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by enerjak


OMFG! *is cackling like a MADWOMAN and scaring her dogs* BEST THING. EVER.

#22435
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Mistress Tasharra wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

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ugh now I am seeing Seb as a vampire stalking Elthina.

Thanks. <_<


Well it could be worse.

He could sparkle and watch her from her bedroom window. 


OH GAWD NOT TWILIGHT AGAIN!


Someone explain to me how vampires went from this:

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To... that abomination that was posted.

I'll never understand.




*sigh*
The only celebrity autograph I'll ever own.

I want to get into Sam Witwer(Aiden of Being Human/Starkiller) but I can't decide if he's attractive or a result of an over-zealous creator in a Bioware RPG.

#22436
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leggywillow wrote...

thebrute7 wrote...

ROFL! Oh dear god...
::snip::


Wut.

I am torn between "WTF" and "OMG SOOOOO AWESOME!"


I know... I saw it and was like... Image IPB and then Image IPB, Image IPB, and Image IPB

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Garrus Anders revives my desire to animate Anders dancing the techno turian though. If only I didn't suck at animation. >_<

EDIT: I was going to say "doing the techno turian" but I figured that could only be taken one way in this thread.

Modifié par YamiSnuffles, 13 avril 2011 - 02:17 .


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payroo wrote...

thebrute7 wrote...

ROFL! Oh dear god...

*snip*


0_0
I can't unsee that!
Now people are going to start talking about cloacas again... *cry*


Well that would make birthing a butt baby easier... or would it?

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Purposeof-Flight wrote...


How is that original if there's already an Italian legend about it?


Wait wait wait here.

As an Italian, I feel compelled to say that there is no such legend as Sparkling Vampires here. To be completely honest, Volterra has the festivity of San Marco, which has nothing to do with vampires. She just, I don't know why, thought that it was cool to have some chapters in Italy, in a medieval setting. Volterra was an etruscan city. The only vampire legends we have are the old classical ones of Lamias and such...most taken from the Greek culture too. 

So really, no sparkling vampires here! She just invented it all and thought Volterra was a nice place and Italy a nice setting (which they absolutely are ofc). 


Ganders is too much awesomeness to be contained in just one being (alien or human or with a spirit inside)

Modifié par Dunizel, 13 avril 2011 - 02:24 .


#22440
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Sialater wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Sialater wrote...

Why is it I was all too happy to corrupt Alistair's Chantry-boy-ness.... but Sebastian's made me run for the nearest Abomination?


Alistair was adorable, and more than willing to tap that, if you know what I mean. What am I kidding, of course you know what I mean.
SEXYTIMEZ. ALLNITELONG. MARDAROFTHEGENITALS.
On the other hand Seb just preaches. And when you romance him (friendmance) he's like, "LET'S HAVE A CHASTE MARRIAGE!" and all of Hawke's hopes and sexy dreams go flying out the window.


That's right... it was the obedience and athleticism.  :devil:


And the humor!  OMG, the humor!  So glad we got Alistair cameos in DA2.  Even bitter drunk Alistair has a hysterical line.

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YamiSnuffles wrote...

Garrus Anders revives my desire to animate Anders dancing the techno turian though. If only I didn't suck at animation. >_<


I want this so much!  I adore techno turian.

#22442
payroo

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Tasmen wrote...

payroo wrote...

thebrute7 wrote...

ROFL! Oh dear god...

*snip*


0_0
I can't unsee that!
Now people are going to start talking about cloacas again... *cry*


Well that would make birthing a butt baby easier... or would it?


...thank you for that.

Now I'm picturing Ganders laying eggs... time to go shoot myself.:sick:

#22443
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thenyxie wrote...

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Ryzaki wrote...
Actually there are glaring isues during the Archedemon killing as well. 

And which would look better? Wrong dialogue being voiced or proper dialogue with no one saying anything? I'd go with the former every time. 

I have the mods that fix him. He always refers to himself as king during the archedemon battle and when I talk to him for Morri's ritual. (Which is extremely jarring and facepalm worthy when he's not king). 

Anders may be executed though. He doesn't seem to expect to live long. 

And Hepler's response to me soldifies it. Why would she expect it to be in the final game if it it wasn't? She most likely doesn't work in a void. 

Doesn't help that I get all the dialogue leading up to it and it just shrivels up and dies. 


I forgot the Archdemon but.

She might not work in a vacuum, but she's also working on another project now and might not have been involved in final stage tweaking of the game. If David Gaider had confirmed it was supposed to be in, I wouldn't question it at all since he's the head writer. But he hasn't and, until it's there, *shrug*. And, like I said, if they don't have an ending that makes sense with having him side with the templars it might be like Always King Alistair all over again. It's something that "exists" but that they'll leave for modders to fix since it sorta breaks the game in a different way.


No offense to the people who want it, but I like to pretend that ending got left out on purpose, because it doesn't make sense. It contradicts every bit of Anders' characterization up to that point. I know by that point in a rivalmance he's broken into pieces, but I still can't ever see him siding with the Templars. That said, I DO think they should come up with a different ending for the rivalmance, just not one where he will ever side with the Templars.


many many pages back... the caveat of living in Aus

Anyway it's not really the templar siding bit I care about tbh, they can do away with that part and it wouldn't worry me at all. But the whole rivalry path breaks at the chantry Jenga. There's meant to be a completely different dialog path from that moment on whatever you chose for rivalry but it's not triggering. Now it could be that Bioware decided at the last minute to cut the templar siding ending and were lazy and the easiest way of doing it was to switch off the whole rivalry ending. But it makes a mockery of the rivalry path to have him default to friendship post chantry boom as the dialog just doesnt fit.

#22444
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Because Alistair's mind was still malleable.

Sebastian was already very much set in his ways.

#22445
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****ty fanart coming!! =D

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yukidama wrote...

ipgd wrote...
Every part of me bulges when I think of you, baby :wub:


Aieeee, you're making me blush

I love you i trimmed your quote bush


this made me lol

carry on

#22447
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Oh noes, someone posted a pic of the Arishok.
I swear, if he was an option for sex, nobody else would have gotten any of my Hawkettes.
I'm bad.


Not even Varric?  Oh Varric.... *swoons*

In one of my DAO playthroughs, my Dalish!Warden really, REALLY wanted to dispel Sten's doubts as to her womanhood.  She didn't want him to have a shred of clothing... I mean doubt.  Alistair wouldn't stay with her, and Zev was a murderous man-ho.  Sten had long, thought provoking discussions with her.  He had razor sharp dry wit.  He had cornrows.  He liked cookies AND KITTENS!

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Amondra - Your fanfic link works for me.  Hope it's working for you now too.

#22448
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Kimihiko wrote...

****ty fanart coming!! =D
*snip*


Wow. I just saw that on deviantArt! Guess I spend too much time on the internets @_@
I like the posing and positioning of his staff! He looks so fierce and Justice-y... it kind of hurts my heart but in that good Anders-angst-way... :crying:

#22449
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sassperella wrote...

thenyxie wrote...

SurelyForth wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...
Actually there are glaring isues during the Archedemon killing as well. 

And which would look better? Wrong dialogue being voiced or proper dialogue with no one saying anything? I'd go with the former every time. 

I have the mods that fix him. He always refers to himself as king during the archedemon battle and when I talk to him for Morri's ritual. (Which is extremely jarring and facepalm worthy when he's not king). 

Anders may be executed though. He doesn't seem to expect to live long. 

And Hepler's response to me soldifies it. Why would she expect it to be in the final game if it it wasn't? She most likely doesn't work in a void. 

Doesn't help that I get all the dialogue leading up to it and it just shrivels up and dies. 


I forgot the Archdemon but.

She might not work in a vacuum, but she's also working on another project now and might not have been involved in final stage tweaking of the game. If David Gaider had confirmed it was supposed to be in, I wouldn't question it at all since he's the head writer. But he hasn't and, until it's there, *shrug*. And, like I said, if they don't have an ending that makes sense with having him side with the templars it might be like Always King Alistair all over again. It's something that "exists" but that they'll leave for modders to fix since it sorta breaks the game in a different way.


No offense to the people who want it, but I like to pretend that ending got left out on purpose, because it doesn't make sense. It contradicts every bit of Anders' characterization up to that point. I know by that point in a rivalmance he's broken into pieces, but I still can't ever see him siding with the Templars. That said, I DO think they should come up with a different ending for the rivalmance, just not one where he will ever side with the Templars.


many many pages back... the caveat of living in Aus

Anyway it's not really the templar siding bit I care about tbh, they can do away with that part and it wouldn't worry me at all. But the whole rivalry path breaks at the chantry Jenga. There's meant to be a completely different dialog path from that moment on whatever you chose for rivalry but it's not triggering. Now it could be that Bioware decided at the last minute to cut the templar siding ending and were lazy and the easiest way of doing it was to switch off the whole rivalry ending. But it makes a mockery of the rivalry path to have him default to friendship post chantry boom as the dialog just doesnt fit.


I've seen the dialogue that's supposed to be there. I'm all for them making it make sense, I really am. It's got to be jarring as hell to get the spare Anders/side with mages friendship ending after all that. I just can't see a world where Anders would side with the Templars (except that ipgn is very close to convincing me with his quanari comparison, damn him--her?). I almost feel like they were railroading rivalmance Hawke into siding with the Templars looking at what we know about it. So there's got to be something missing. A brief scene, even, where you can side with the mages and get a rivalmance dialogue. I think they really should fix it, because that's crap.

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And I'm gonna repost Sia's nice wall of text to squash this "templars ending not making sense" . 

Hope you don't mind Sia. And yes I have this bookmarked for whenever this arguement comes up. :whistle:

Sialater wrote...

By the time the Rivalrymance ending rolls around, Anders is broken. (Now, Ryz, hear me out before you yell at me.)

Hawke has spend the past 6 years telling him that the defining moment in his life, when he helped his friend with the best of intentions, doomed them both to the worst kind of existence. Neither Anders nor Justice ever even dreamed this would happen. They went into this symbiotic relationship, each thinking that they'd be different. The worst couldn't possibly happen to them.

They were wrong.

Anders' unresolved anger, apparent even in Awakening, is there, simmering under the surface. A year in solitary, pre-Awakening, didn't help. Neither did Anders apparent transfer within the Grey Wardens away from the protection of OUR Warden, and back under a Templar's thumb. Slowly, Justice started to become infected with
Anders' anger to the point where he slaughtered his brothers in arms.

THIS is Anders' first wake-up call that **** ain't right.

He leaves for Kirkwall to either hide or track down Karl or both. And ends up getting angrier when he realizes his old friend and lover is bait in a trap for him, and only by the grace of the Maker and Hawke that he wasn't trapped in it. This is the second time he loses control to Justice.

The third time is that mage girl who's name utterly escapes me. I've never let her die, so I can't say what he does there, but this is clearly warning sign number three. Anders is losing it.

He dials back for a while, whether because he's content with Hawke, or she really is the distraction Justice claims, is unclear since we're not in Anders' head and we're not given a lot to go on. But Justice is quiet for a time. Probably because nearly killing/or killing that mage scared the hell out of Anders and he manages to wrest semi-permanent control back away.

Hawke, on the rivalrymance path, spends almost every moment in game that they're together underscoring how wrong he was. (Unfortunately, you can't do this without bashing mages in general which is stupid.) This judgment by Hawke starts wearing him down and he begins to question everything. This is the point where Hawke starts breaking him.

The Rivalrymance is brutal. There is no sugarcoating it, you're calling out the person you love (as Hawke) on his **** in the most blunt fashion possible. Sometimes, you're downright cruel. Does he deserve this? I don't know. Depends on your view of abominations.

Anders loves Hawke. Any gender, any morality, he loves Hawke. The Rivalrymance may be tough love, but it's borderline abusive. By the time he emotionally blackmails Hawke into helping (or not), he's ready to die. He's not
suicidal, but he's convinced he's no longer deserving of life. Blowing up the Chantry is Justice for the mages because it forces them to fight. They can no longer be passive. As Justice says in Awakening, "Why don't you strike a blow against your oppressors and ensure they cannot do this to anyone else?" If the mages rise up, they can't be unilaterally oppressed any more. (Not my logic -- hell it's not even Anders' logic, this is Justice, remember?) Once at max Rivalry, Anders tries to undo the bomb, but Justice, now corrupted entirely into Vengeance, takes over and prevents him from doing anything. Couple this with the mage underground imploding due to Grace's stupidity and you have an incredibly desperate man and corrupted spirit.

The Chantry goes boom.

Now, the hard part. Anders, by now, is a broken man. He's clearly lost control of Justice/Vengeance, not once, but four separate times, if not more. After all, he's been having blackouts with Justice/Vengeance doing Maker knows what while he's out. He knows he cannot be trusted. He no longer even trusts himself. And Hawke, the one rock he's come to depend on, the one constant in his personal hell, hasn't killed him. In fact, Hawke offers him a chance at redemption, a chance to try to make up for the ultimate crime of becoming an Abomination. Restore
order to the Circle. Annul the blood mages (whom he doesn't agree with anyway). Try to save the City from splintering into lawlessness. His will is gone. All he has left is Hawke. He doesn't even have himself.


Now, the problem with this is a lot of it is dependent upon subtext in a broken game path. I reserve the right to change my analysis if I ever get to actually play the full, unbugged Rivalry path.


Do I agree that this is the best path for him? No. But I do think it's within character.




That said I don't agree with the borderline abusive part. Rivarlymance is as abusive as you make it. Same with the Friendshipmance. 

Modifié par Ryzaki, 13 avril 2011 - 02:35 .