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RinjiRenee wrote...

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I think the world needs more campy Templars. Less religious nut jobs.


Well, despite what Anders says about templars spending all their free time thinking up new ways to torment mages... with the dungeons and "equipment" available, I'm sure they come up with ways to torment each other, too. You know what they say about those strict, religious types...


Haha, I'm part of a roleplaying group and I roleplay as a "nice" Templar in Kirkwall who was transfered from elsewhere.  It's REALLY... REALLY HARD, and my Templar character is bound to go bonkers any day now.  And our Templars do mess with each other, like "I don't think he loves the Maker enough!  Look at him, those mages seem perfectly content with him watching over them!"


Where do you roleplay this? I have a huge love for show/game based roleplay and I'd love to give it a read, if it's open to the public.


It's a forum/irc-based one.  Pretty small so far, but here you go.  It's pretty easy-going and stuff -- just no canon characters.  Or else I'd be playing Anders in a heartbeat.




Aw man. RPing canon characters is the best part! *G*

ETA: ToP

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RinjiRenee wrote...
It's a forum/irc-based one.  Pretty small so far, but here you go.  It's pretty easy-going and stuff -- just no canon characters.  Or else I'd be playing Anders in a heartbeat.


Well if we are pimping RP places, I'll pimp this one that I play at.  You can play canons there after you've had a regular character for at least a month (and if the canon isn't taken).  That said, nothing really DA2 wise has been integrated into that RP board.

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Speaking of Templars... if only characters had reacted to specialisations...

The friendship romance path for Anders with a Templar character would be most amusing...

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Tasmen wrote...

RinjiRenee wrote...
It's a forum/irc-based one.  Pretty small so far, but here you go.  It's pretty easy-going and stuff -- just no canon characters.  Or else I'd be playing Anders in a heartbeat.


Well if we are pimping RP places, I'll pimp this one that I play at.  You can play canons there after you've had a regular character for at least a month (and if the canon isn't taken).  That said, nothing really DA2 wise has been integrated into that RP board.


That place was too hardcore for meeeee! I am old and lazy and I cannot take it!

#23130
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MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

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You think that's bad? I was thinking about the benefits to having a Tranquil Anders as a bed mate. The Japanese are on to something with these love dolls.


...

Um

....

No.


What? The idea of monotonous tranquil sex doesn't turn you on?


In Anders case it's better if he doesn't talk. I don't like lectures in bed.


I would take a 'strong worded letter' about my performance over a dead in the eyes 'real doll' with a heartbeat anyday.

Just wow....

I need to cleanse my brain...



Better.


Just put a bag over his head with a smiley face on it.^_^


Bleh. Talk about taking all the fun out of it. No emotion, no excitement, with a bag over his head. I'd feel like a serial killer or somethin.

Edit: And can tranquil guys even... eh, perform? On second thought, maybe I don't actually want the answer to that.

Modifié par senorfuzzylips, 13 avril 2011 - 08:56 .


#23131
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RinjiRenee wrote...

Tasmen wrote...

RinjiRenee wrote...
It's a forum/irc-based one.  Pretty small so far, but here you go.  It's pretty easy-going and stuff -- just no canon characters.  Or else I'd be playing Anders in a heartbeat.


Well if we are pimping RP places, I'll pimp this one that I play at.  You can play canons there after you've had a regular character for at least a month (and if the canon isn't taken).  That said, nothing really DA2 wise has been integrated into that RP board.


That place was too hardcore for meeeee! I am old and lazy and I cannot take it!


Awwwwww..  I've been there for over a year now.  It's pretty fun! 

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senorfuzzylips wrote...

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

Tasmen wrote...

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

SurelyForth wrote...

Tasmen wrote...

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...


You think that's bad? I was thinking about the benefits to having a Tranquil Anders as a bed mate. The Japanese are on to something with these love dolls.


...

Um

....

No.


What? The idea of monotonous tranquil sex doesn't turn you on?


In Anders case it's better if he doesn't talk. I don't like lectures in bed.


I would take a 'strong worded letter' about my performance over a dead in the eyes 'real doll' with a heartbeat anyday.

Just wow....

I need to cleanse my brain...



Better.


Just put a bag over his head with a smiley face on it.^_^


Bleh. Talk about taking all the fun out of it. No emotion, no excitement, with a bag over his head. I'd feel like a serial killer or somethin.

Edit: And can tranquil guys even... eh, perform? On second thought, maybe I don't actually want the answer to that.


It's an involuntary thing. Like when you first get up in the morning.:lol:

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MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
It's an involuntary thing. Like when you first get up in the morning.:lol:


Tranquil wood?  Seriously, now keep in mind this is coming from someone that lives to write crack and has written some really WEIRD stuff, you've gone to a place no one should EVER go and have me squicked.

Congrats for that.

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Tasmen wrote...

RinjiRenee wrote...

Tasmen wrote...

RinjiRenee wrote...
It's a forum/irc-based one.  Pretty small so far, but here you go.  It's pretty easy-going and stuff -- just no canon characters.  Or else I'd be playing Anders in a heartbeat.


Well if we are pimping RP places, I'll pimp this one that I play at.  You can play canons there after you've had a regular character for at least a month (and if the canon isn't taken).  That said, nothing really DA2 wise has been integrated into that RP board.


That place was too hardcore for meeeee! I am old and lazy and I cannot take it!


Awwwwww..  I've been there for over a year now.  It's pretty fun! 


Yeah, I saw the application process and while I'm a huge fan of writing long histories and all that, but I just couldn't find the dedication I needed.  I have been in RPs before that required long applications and all that and it was just find and dandy, but now I'm just like nnnnooooo.  Old and lazy.

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Wow, Seb.
Calling the Qunari heathens....way to be as religious as possible.
Perhaps you and Sister Petrice should've had a nice Qunari hating chaste marriage. Awwyeah, right?

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senorfuzzylips wrote...

Bleh. Talk about taking all the fun out of it. No emotion, no excitement, with a bag over his head. I'd feel like a serial killer or somethin.

Edit: And can tranquil guys even... eh, perform? On second thought, maybe I don't actually want the answer to that.


I really don't see the point of bedding a Tranquil.
And to be honest, if it was forced tranquility, I'd just kill the sorry sod.
If you're that desperate for a fix, go to the brothel or do it yourself. :P

Plus, wouldn't the bag be kind of... distracting? (Or maybe that's just me)

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Huh. I wonder what happens if a tranquil gets pregnant.
And who would screw tranquil anders with a bag! He's not ugly. There's no need for a bag. 

Maybe a blindfold and some chains but that's all you need. 

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Aaaand I think that's my cue to leave.

*BAIL*

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RinjiRenee wrote...

Yeah, I saw the application process and while I'm a huge fan of writing long histories and all that, but I just couldn't find the dedication I needed.  I have been in RPs before that required long applications and all that and it was just find and dandy, but now I'm just like nnnnooooo.  Old and lazy.


It's not really that bad. BGs don't have to be incredibly long.  If you ever decide to get off your lazy butt and want to give it a try, let me know.  I could help you get involved or plot you into something (like maybe Nate's pants - GUESS WHO MY CANON IS?).

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Ryzaki wrote...

Huh. I wonder what happens if a tranquil gets pregnant.


Probably the same as with a normal pregnancy... except without the mood swings.

(And never, ever play poker with a tranquil. Their poker-faces are unmatched!)

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Aaaand I think that's my cue to leave.

*BAIL*


*rides away with Rinji on a unicorn traversing the rainbow highway*

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Ryzaki wrote...

Huh. I wonder what happens if a tranquil gets pregnant.


Hell freezes over.
No, seriously. Tranquil do not have feelings, therefore they don't feel desire. So a pregnant Tranquil would be the result of someone forcing themselves on said Tranquil. Which would probably result in a mage outrage.

Edit: Oh wait, that wasn't a serious question was it? This is what I get for being too lazy to catch up.

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*sighs* Why does every fic now that I come across have Anders loving Hawke from afar while Hawke macks Fenris. This almost always has the Hawke flirting enough with him to get the "Unf" Kiss, but then they say no and runaway.

I can't decide if I am reading Mary-Sues (Black Hole or Jerk-Sue). Either that or I am just sensitive to it.

No mistakes I do like the Fenris Romance but come on..

#23144
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Tasmen wrote...

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It's an involuntary thing. Like when you first get up in the morning.:lol:


Tranquil wood?  Seriously, now keep in mind this is coming from someone that lives to write crack and has written some really WEIRD stuff, you've gone to a place no one should EVER go and have me squicked.

Congrats for that.


Eh, I think the person who writes Bob's Burgers is far worse. Something about a teenage girl who's budding sexuality turns her dreams about zombies into erotica is something that will be forever burned into my brain.

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Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

Huh. I wonder what happens if a tranquil gets pregnant.


Hell freezes over.
No, seriously. Tranquil do not have feelings, therefore they don't feel desire. So a pregnant Tranquil would be the result of someone forcing themselves on said Tranquil. Which would probably result in a mage outrage.


Uh...that happens anyway. 

And Anders knew it happened to others. Outrage or not there's not much they could do about it. They might be able to transfer the templar responsible (if their knight commander even cared). 

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Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

Huh. I wonder what happens if a tranquil gets pregnant.


Probably the same as with a normal pregnancy... except without the mood swings.

(And never, ever play poker with a tranquil. Their poker-faces are unmatched!)


Most be the calmest child delivery in the world. 

"This one is in some discomfort." 
:lol:

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Tranquil pregnancy... the things you people come up with XD

Anyway, I dunno if you guys noticed, but this thread now has over 100k views. Amazing.

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Ryzaki wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

Huh. I wonder what happens if a tranquil gets pregnant.


Hell freezes over.
No, seriously. Tranquil do not have feelings, therefore they don't feel desire. So a pregnant Tranquil would be the result of someone forcing themselves on said Tranquil. Which would probably result in a mage outrage.


Uh...that happens anyway. 

And Anders knew it happened to others. Outrage or not there's not much they could do about it. They might be able to transfer the templar responsible (if their knight commander even cared). 


Well I'm not saying any result would stem from it.
I'm just saying...it would outrage the mages. As many things do. Mages are fully aware that rape goes on within the Tower, but to have the evidence right there in your face, and have nobody doing anything about it, that would be infuriating.

I can't imagine Greagoir ignoring something like that. He seemed like an ass, but not the kind of ass that would overlook a pregnant Tranquil.

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silver-crescent wrote...

Tranquil pregnancy... the things you people come up with XD

Anyway, I dunno if you guys noticed, but this thread now has over 100k views. Amazing.


With topics like Tranquil sex it's a wonder why there aren't more.

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Rinji the Bearded

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Tasmen wrote...

RinjiRenee wrote...

Yeah, I saw the application process and while I'm a huge fan of writing long histories and all that, but I just couldn't find the dedication I needed.  I have been in RPs before that required long applications and all that and it was just find and dandy, but now I'm just like nnnnooooo.  Old and lazy.


It's not really that bad. BGs don't have to be incredibly long.  If you ever decide to get off your lazy butt and want to give it a try, let me know.  I could help you get involved or plot you into something (like maybe Nate's pants - GUESS WHO MY CANON IS?).


*peeks back* DANGIT I WANT IN NATE'S PANTS.

If that isn't a motivator I don't know what is.

Modifié par RinjiRenee, 13 avril 2011 - 09:08 .