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[shiba5]

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

ipgd wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

I'm excited that Garrus is a confirmed squadmate in ME3.
YEAH!
I'm going to get the game, pick it apart, then be like, "Man, when is DA3 coming out?"
Just like when Origins came out. I picked it apart and was like, "When is ME2 coming out? I'm bored."

lol

I'm not that anxious about the next DA game. I'm a little worried about ME3 to be honest.

Why?

because da2 was the WERST GAME OF ALL TIME and ME3 is gonna be RUINED

I mean, it SERIOUSLY could've been A LOT worse.

Don't...they may see it as a challenge.

Dead and re-animated JAnders is going to come back as a walking, rotting corpse.

Crud, I'm at the top. Here's another scary Justice pic.

Modifié par shiba5, 13 avril 2011 - 11:27 .

[thebrute7]

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

silver-crescent wrote...

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

By the time her nethers see the light of day she'll be a born again virgin.XD

Well she is literally born again, so maybe she's actually techinally a virgin? We don't know how indepth the procedures were.

Illusive Man: We will build her hymen better, faster, stronger.
Miranda: Do I even want to ask?
*Illusive Man takes a drag from his cigarette*
Get our top men on it Miranda. Top men.

Oh god.  I can just hear my Liara that night after LotSB. 
Liara: "Shepard, I could swear you have gotten larger since the last time we..."
Shepard: *coughs uncomfortably*

[MelfinaofOutlawStar]

shiba5 wrote...

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

ipgd wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

I'm excited that Garrus is a confirmed squadmate in ME3.
YEAH!
I'm going to get the game, pick it apart, then be like, "Man, when is DA3 coming out?"
Just like when Origins came out. I picked it apart and was like, "When is ME2 coming out? I'm bored."

lol

I'm not that anxious about the next DA game. I'm a little worried about ME3 to be honest.

Why?

because da2 was the WERST GAME OF ALL TIME and ME3 is gonna be RUINED

I mean, it SERIOUSLY could've been A LOT worse.

Don't...they may see it as a challenge.

Dead and re-animated JAnders is going to come back as a walking, rotting corpse.

And spend the rest of the game moping about the Final Fantasy character you've shacked up with.

[phantomdragoness]

Camilladilla wrote...

leggywillow wrote...

silver-crescent wrote...
Well she is literally born again, so maybe she's actually techinally a virgin? We don't know how indepth the procedures were.

::A very angry Shepard enters Miranda's office::

Shepard: Of all possible things to do, why would you grow that back?!

Bwahaha! Oh man. *wipes tears away*

Totally reminds me of that bit in Supernatural when Dean's all "Yup, I'm a virgin again. Time to devirginize me."

Ohh...ohhh ouch...I can just imagine the conversation:

Garrus: but I thought you said you-
Shepard: I AM! I don't understand......MIRANDA!!!!!!!!!!!
Miranda: u mad?

[Purposeof-Flight]

thebrute7 wrote...

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

silver-crescent wrote...

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

By the time her nethers see the light of day she'll be a born again virgin.XD

Well she is literally born again, so maybe she's actually techinally a virgin? We don't know how indepth the procedures were.

Illusive Man: We will build her hymen better, faster, stronger.
Miranda: Do I even want to ask?
*Illusive Man takes a drag from his cigarette*
Get our top men on it Miranda. Top men.

Oh god.  I can just hear my Liara that night after LotSB. 
Liara: "Shepard, I could swear you have gotten larger since the last time we..."
Shepard: *coughs uncomfortably*

LMFAOOOOO. 

[MelfinaofOutlawStar]

thebrute7 wrote...

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

silver-crescent wrote...

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

By the time her nethers see the light of day she'll be a born again virgin.XD

Well she is literally born again, so maybe she's actually techinally a virgin? We don't know how indepth the procedures were.

Illusive Man: We will build her hymen better, faster, stronger.
Miranda: Do I even want to ask?
*Illusive Man takes a drag from his cigarette*
Get our top men on it Miranda. Top men.

Oh god.  I can just hear my Liara that night after LotSB. 
Liara: "Shepard, I could swear you have gotten larger since the last time we..."
Shepard: *coughs uncomfortably*

Miranda is patting herself on the back for moving that decimal point.

[signcherie]

silver-crescent wrote...

This thread should be turning gay by now, but no. Today it's all about the vagina.

*starts drawing man!Hawke/Anders*

[silver-crescent]

Actually my next 2 Hawkes are gonna be lesbians for sure. I already did Garrett and Branden for Anders and Fenris, next up are Selene and Phaedra for Izzy and Merrill.

The only straight one is gonna be #5, Daphne for Sebastian. IF I ever do a 5th playthrough, which isn't terribly likely.

[thebrute7]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

thebrute7 wrote...

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...


Illusive Man: We will build her hymen better, faster, stronger.
Miranda: Do I even want to ask?
*Illusive Man takes a drag from his cigarette*
Get our top men on it Miranda. Top men.

Oh god.  I can just hear my Liara that night after LotSB. 
Liara: "Shepard, I could swear you have gotten larger since the last time we..."
Shepard: *coughs uncomfortably*

LMFAOOOOO. 

Did I win? 

I guess I did. 

[shiba5]

silver-crescent wrote...

Actually my next 2 Hawkes are gonna be lesbians for sure. I already did Garrett and Branden for Anders and Fenris, next up are Selene and Phaedra for Izzy and Merrill.

The only straight one is gonna be #5, Daphne for Sebastian. IF I ever do a 5th playthrough, which isn't terribly likely.

All my Hawkes are the same. They are all ****s for Anders. As soon as they enter the clinic they just lose it.

[thebrute7]

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

thebrute7 wrote...

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

silver-crescent wrote...

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

By the time her nethers see the light of day she'll be a born again virgin.XD

Well she is literally born again, so maybe she's actually techinally a virgin? We don't know how indepth the procedures were.

Illusive Man: We will build her hymen better, faster, stronger.
Miranda: Do I even want to ask?
*Illusive Man takes a drag from his cigarette*
Get our top men on it Miranda. Top men.

Oh god.  I can just hear my Liara that night after LotSB. 
Liara: "Shepard, I could swear you have gotten larger since the last time we..."
Shepard: *coughs uncomfortably*

Miranda is patting herself on the back for moving that decimal point.

[Sialater]

leggywillow wrote...

silver-crescent wrote...

Did you guys romance Jack in ME2?

Nope.  For one thing, all of my Sheps are ladies except for one token Dude Shep, and he romanced Miranda.

I'm not a tragedy porn addict; I'm not looking for the most broken character.  I'm a huge Kaidan fan, after all, and he's about as chill and stable as a videogame character can get. 

This.  He and Garrus are SANE.

But... Hi, my name is Sia and I'm a Hopeless Romantic.

[Jean]

Sialater wrote...

leggywillow wrote...

silver-crescent wrote...

Did you guys romance Jack in ME2?

Nope.  For one thing, all of my Sheps are ladies except for one token Dude Shep, and he romanced Miranda.

I'm not a tragedy porn addict; I'm not looking for the most broken character.  I'm a huge Kaidan fan, after all, and he's about as chill and stable as a videogame character can get. 

This.  He and Garrus are SANE.

But... Hi, my name is Sia and I'm a Hopeless Romantic.

I'm sure by ME3 they will be Reaper mind f-ed just to push them past the sane line drawn in the sand.

I'll see myself out.

[Sable Rhapsody]

shiba5 wrote...

All my Hawkes are the same. They are all ****s for Anders. As soon as they enter the clinic they just lose it.

Same.  Except I can only play this one Hawke for some reason.  I'm on the fourth PT with her, and about to meet Anders.  THE ANTICIPATION.  THE IMPENDING ANGST.

Does anyone else find that subsequent playthroughs of the Anders romance are so much worse than the first time through?  It's like the first PT plunged the knife into my chest, and subsequent ones just twist it more.

[Sialater]

TripLight wrote...

Aimo kills me.  In a good way.

[MelfinaofOutlawStar]

thebrute7 wrote...

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

thebrute7 wrote...

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

silver-crescent wrote...

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

By the time her nethers see the light of day she'll be a born again virgin.XD

Well she is literally born again, so maybe she's actually techinally a virgin? We don't know how indepth the procedures were.

Illusive Man: We will build her hymen better, faster, stronger.
Miranda: Do I even want to ask?
*Illusive Man takes a drag from his cigarette*
Get our top men on it Miranda. Top men.

Oh god.  I can just hear my Liara that night after LotSB. 
Liara: "Shepard, I could swear you have gotten larger since the last time we..."
Shepard: *coughs uncomfortably*

Miranda is patting herself on the back for moving that decimal point.

Funny thing is if Mass Effect and Thedas existed in the same universe I'm sure resurrecting Shepard would be blood magic in their eyes.XD

[shiba5]

Sable Rhapsody wrote...

shiba5 wrote...

All my Hawkes are the same. They are all ****s for Anders. As soon as they enter the clinic they just lose it.

Same.  Except I can only play this one Hawke for some reason.  I'm on the fourth PT with her, and about to meet Anders.  THE ANTICIPATION.  THE IMPENDING ANGST.

Does anyone else find that subsequent playthroughs of the Anders romance are so much worse than the first time through?  It's like the first PT plunged the knife into my chest, and subsequent ones just twist it more.

My Hawkes are all the same except they change from rogue/mage/warrior - that's about it. I guess I'm not very imaginative. LOL
I play them the exact same way every time, and I have a million saved games so I could just go and replay the bits I like. But no, I restart the whole game over again and play it the whole way through. I think it's a little easier to romance him subsequent times only because I know what's coming. I find myself talking back to him a lot. "LIAR!" and other nutty stuff.

[Sable Rhapsody]

shiba5 wrote...
I think it's a little easier to romance him subsequent times only because I know what's coming. I find myself talking back to him a lot. "LIAR!" and other nutty stuff.

Really?  I find it almost worse knowing what's coming.  Especially in Act 2 right after his romance kicks in.  There's a period of about five or six quests there where everything is WONDERFUL.  Hawke and Anders are in LOVE, Aveline's doing her flailing, everything's adorable...

Then Leandra dies, the Arishok goes crazy, and Meredith takes over.  Great <_<  I just get such a feeling of impending doom now that I know what happens.

[cleosilver]

silver-crescent wrote...

Did you guys romance Jack in ME2?

No. I stuck with Kaidan.

[shiba5]

Sable Rhapsody wrote...

shiba5 wrote...
I think it's a little easier to romance him subsequent times only because I know what's coming. I find myself talking back to him a lot. "LIAR!" and other nutty stuff.

Really?  I find it almost worse knowing what's coming.  Especially in Act 2 right after his romance kicks in.  There's a period of about five or six quests there where everything is WONDERFUL.  Hawke and Anders are in LOVE, Aveline's doing her flailing, everything's adorable...

Then Leandra dies, the Arishok goes crazy, and Meredith takes over.  Great <_<  I just get such a feeling of impending doom now that I know what happens.

I try to talk him down like a crazy person. "No, please not the black coat. If only you'd move from the balcony and into the bedroom you wouldn't be like this!"

[Ashwraith]

thebrute7 wrote...

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

Illusive Man: We will build her hymen better, faster, stronger.
Miranda: Do I even want to ask?
*Illusive Man takes a drag from his cigarette*
Get our top men on it Miranda. Top men.

Oh god.  I can just hear my Liara that night after LotSB. 
Liara: "Shepard, I could swear you have gotten larger since the last time we..."
Shepard: *coughs uncomfortably*

Sialater wrote...

leggywillow wrote...

silver-crescent wrote...

Did you guys romance Jack in ME2?

Nope.  For one thing, all of my Sheps are ladies except for one token Dude Shep, and he romanced Miranda.

I'm not a tragedy porn addict; I'm not looking for the most broken character.  I'm a huge Kaidan fan, after all, and he's about as chill and stable as a videogame character can get.  [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/tongue.png[/smilie]

This.  He and Garrus are SANE.

But... Hi, my name is Sia and I'm a Hopeless Romantic.

Hell, when it comes to tragedy porn, I can't say anything. I use the Colonist/Sole Survivor background, for maximum emotional scarring.
Also I breezed past every single possible romance option, instead latching onto the pairing that will Never In A Million Years Happen. Because clearly, I like making my Shepard's life a living hell.
/foreveralooooooone

Modifié par Ashwraith, 13 avril 2011 - 11:49 .

[silver-crescent]

I knew what would happen before my first playthrough... really was tough going through the last parts of the game. Though honestly it wasn't nearly as bad as I was expecting.

I thought, thanks to fake spoilers, that it was going to be a Chantry FULL OF ORPHANS, so when I actually saw it I was like "that was it?? what a relief. Now let's be fugitives 4getha <3"

[Sialater]

silver-crescent wrote...

I knew what would happen before my first playthrough... really was tough going through the last parts of the game. Though honestly it wasn't nearly as bad as I was expecting.

I thought, thanks to fake spoilers, that it was going to be a Chantry FULL OF ORPHANS, so when I actually saw it I was like "that was it?? what a relief. Now let's be fugitives 4getha <3"

I did that, too.  I spoiled myself silly.  So when all I saw were Templars and Elthina I went... wait, that's it?

[purplecookie]

shiba5 wrote...

silver-crescent wrote...

Actually my next 2 Hawkes are gonna be lesbians for sure. I already did Garrett and Branden for Anders and Fenris, next up are Selene and Phaedra for Izzy and Merrill.

The only straight one is gonna be #5, Daphne for Sebastian. IF I ever do a 5th playthrough, which isn't terribly likely.

All my Hawkes are the same. They are all ****s for Anders. As soon as they enter the clinic they just lose it.

Same here, I've managed one playthrough romancing Fenris, the rest is all about the Anders luvvin.

Hawke enters the clinic thinking "Right, to business. Deal with Grey Warden, Get Maps. Profit"

Anders: I have made this place a sanctum of healing and salvation..."

Hawke:

[Sialater]

Sable Rhapsody wrote...

shiba5 wrote...

All my Hawkes are the same. They are all ****s for Anders. As soon as they enter the clinic they just lose it.

Same.  Except I can only play this one Hawke for some reason.  I'm on the fourth PT with her, and about to meet Anders.  THE ANTICIPATION.  THE IMPENDING ANGST.

Does anyone else find that subsequent playthroughs of the Anders romance are so much worse than the first time through?  It's like the first PT plunged the knife into my chest, and subsequent ones just twist it more.

I had to concieve of an entirely different Hawke so I can romance Fenris.  Anna's terrified of falling down Merrill's and Anders' path.  So, Carver's going to become a Templar and she'll rely on Fenris' distrust of magic to be her Jiminy Cricket.

The ONLY WAY I could stay away.