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[Kawamura]

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

Miri1984 wrote...

@Poetics Anders wants Justice to rise from his corpse. You cannae kill Justice. Which I admit makes me a bit tingly, because even if Sebastian DOES get your "precious Anders" Justice will still be about to SEEK VENGEANCE FOR THE DEATH OF ANDERS . AWKWARD AND HARD TO EXPLAIN THE REASON IT'S GIVING HAWKE AND ANDERS' CORPSE A BONER NECRO SEX.

You spelled a few words wrong. I fix'd it for you.

Not possible. Erection unsustainable without flow of blood. Suggest splint./Mordin

Huh. Interesting solution. Must set up test. Will need control. Possibly normal human penis. And what, dead one? Attatched to body would be most useful, but perhaps not required. Hrm. </Mordin>

Insertion of glass rod seems to remedy problem. Need viable way to perserve dead tissue's current state. </Mordin>

Uh. Let me go ask the guy that was shtooping Eva Peron's body and I'll get back to you on that. He should have a solution.

EDIT: I'm not allowed to be on top. I have the worst posts ever.

Modifié par Kawamura, 14 avril 2011 - 03:44 .

[ipgd]

yukidama wrote...

ipgd wrote...

I take it you haven't, uh, been around many dead bodies.

That... that happens.

So that's why Fenris keeps them around the mansion...

oh god why am i laughing

[MelfinaofOutlawStar]

ipgd wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

ipgd wrote...

I take it you haven't, uh, been around many dead bodies.

That... that happens.

I thought usually it was the testicals that got all swole up more than the actual penis.

You are now making me look for pictures of corpses with erect penises. Thanks.

No ones night is complete without rigor mortis.

[GailRana]

thebrute7 wrote...
Can we get a version of that for twilight?

Twilight Vampire sex inconsistent.  Erection unsustainable without flow of blood.  Suggest selecting new vampire novel. /Mordin

we... we don't have to apply that to all vampires do we? Lestat/Angle/Spike soul crush...

[Poetics124]

I imagine they sorta did some sort of emotional, revolutionary, anarchistic feedback, like two microphones made of idealism and bad ideas set next to eachother. Or getting a call from THE ****TY SOLUTION MAN while near some speakers, or something.

It was like they brought out the worse in each other and twisted their good traits to something rather unholy. Ander's anger twisted Justice's strident need for justice. Justice's obsessive nature amplified Anders need for revenge about what was done to him. Like you said, it feedback in a horrible loop.

[Kawamura]

ipgd wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

ipgd wrote...

I take it you haven't, uh, been around many dead bodies.

That... that happens.

I thought usually it was the testicals that got all swole up more than the actual penis.

You are now making me look for pictures of corpses with erect penises. Thanks.

Oh, yeah, blame me.

I'm just the catalyst for your freaky deakiness. You'd do it anyways, I just make it ...

Uh. Kinetically favourable, I guess. 

[Ryzaki]

yukidama wrote...

ipgd wrote...

I take it you haven't, uh, been around many dead bodies.

That... that happens.

So that's why Fenris keeps them around the mansion...

Oh ugh! I did not want that mental image! 

[CatOfEvilGenius]

yukidama wrote...

ipgd wrote...

I take it you haven't, uh, been around many dead bodies.

That... that happens.

So that's why Fenris keeps them around the mansion...

I thought that was just to keep the property tax collectors away with the smell!  No!  What has been read cannot be unread. 

* sob *

* runs to DeviantArt for comfort *

Modifié par CatOfEvilGenius, 14 avril 2011 - 03:46 .

[Tasmen]

yukidama wrote...

ipgd wrote...

I take it you haven't, uh, been around many dead bodies.

That... that happens.

So that's why Fenris keeps them around the mansion...

I go from loving you to something else so quickly...  Oh the rollercoaster of affection.

[ipgd]

ipgd wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

ipgd wrote...

I take it you haven't, uh, been around many dead bodies.

That... that happens.

I thought usually it was the testicals that got all swole up more than the actual penis.

You are now making me look for pictures of corpses with erect penises. Thanks.

all right here we go, for the love of god don't even click this <3

Modifié par ipgd, 14 avril 2011 - 03:54 .

[MelfinaofOutlawStar]

GailRana wrote...

thebrute7 wrote...
Can we get a version of that for twilight?

Twilight Vampire sex inconsistent.  Erection unsustainable without flow of blood.  Suggest selecting new vampire novel. /Mordin

we... we don't have to apply that to all vampires do we? Lestat/Angle/Spike soul crush...

To be fair, in Twilight seeing as their bodily fluids are replaced with venom I'd say no woman's uterus is built for that kind of chemical warfare.

[Ryzaki]

Yeah Vampires sex makes little sense if they're the "living dead" and have no blood of their own.

There was these vampire books I read that had them all asexual and sexless because of that. 

Modifié par Ryzaki, 14 avril 2011 - 03:48 .

[GailRana]

maybe we should all go back to arguing about tranquils...

[thebrute7]

GailRana wrote...

thebrute7 wrote...
Can we get a version of that for twilight?

Twilight Vampire sex inconsistent.  Erection unsustainable without flow of blood.  Suggest selecting new vampire novel. /Mordin

we... we don't have to apply that to all vampires do we? Lestat/Angle/Spike soul crush...

Only to vampires that don't have any blood circulation...  Of course I don't have any idea what other vampires that would ro wouldn't apply to.  Vampires aren't my thing... unless I am driving wooden stakes through their heart in an RPG of course.

[sassperella]

yukidama wrote...

ipgd wrote...

I take it you haven't, uh, been around many dead bodies.

That... that happens.

So that's why Fenris keeps them around the mansion...

MAKER NOOOOOO

[GailRana]

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

GailRana wrote...

thebrute7 wrote...
Can we get a version of that for twilight?

Twilight Vampire sex inconsistent.  Erection unsustainable without flow of blood.  Suggest selecting new vampire novel. /Mordin

we... we don't have to apply that to all vampires do we? Lestat/Angle/Spike soul crush...

To be fair, in Twilight seeing as their bodily fluids are replaced with venom I'd say no woman's uterus is built for that kind of chemical warfare.

phew, ok. carry on then

[Miri1984]

@Yuki Hey, YEAH. Both Fenris AND Anders have dead bodies in their houses. It's not just Anders who...

I'm not going to finish that sentence, because my mind has reached depths hitherto suspected of me but never before experienced.

[Kawamura]

Poetics124 wrote...

I imagine they sorta did some sort of emotional, revolutionary, anarchistic feedback, like two microphones made of idealism and bad ideas set next to eachother. Or getting a call from THE ****TY SOLUTION MAN while near some speakers, or something.

It was like they brought out the worse in each other and twisted their good traits to something rather unholy. Ander's anger twisted Justice's strident need for justice. Justice's obsessive nature amplified Anders need for revenge about what was done to him. Like you said, it feedback in a horrible loop.

Well, all right, be serious. I was just trying to make obtuse and absurd metaphors. I wouldn't take me very seriously.

Justice is always angry, I feel. It is needed for a community to function, but it always has some bite of the blade to it, some form of community-sanctioned killing or stealing or making miserable, just hopefully against those that deserve it, and whose making miserable will benefit the group.

[mellifera]

This thread has taken a turn for the worst.

I fear we won't make it to Oregon.

@Miri- that's actually his Hawke doll. He made it from hair clippings and crystals he grew from the contents of Hawke's chamberpots.

Modifié par yukidama, 14 avril 2011 - 03:50 .

[CatOfEvilGenius]

GailRana wrote...

thebrute7 wrote...
Can we get a version of that for twilight?

Twilight Vampire sex inconsistent.  Erection unsustainable without flow of blood.  Suggest selecting new vampire novel. /Mordin

we... we don't have to apply that to all vampires do we? Lestat/Angle/Spike soul crush...

No.  No we don't.  Not to Spike.  Not to Spiiiiiike!

* does the reading equivalent of sticks fingers in ears and sings "I can't hear you" *

[MelfinaofOutlawStar]

GailRana wrote...

maybe we should all go back to arguing about tranquils...

I dunno. We've covered Tranquil Anders sex the next logical step in the discussion was Dead Anders sex.

[Ryzaki]

ipgd wrote...

ipgd wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

ipgd wrote...

I take it you haven't, uh, been around many dead bodies.

That... that happens.

I thought usually it was the testicals that got all swole up more than the actual penis.

You are now making me look for pictures of corpses with erect penises. Thanks.

all right here we go, for the love of god don't even click this <3

....Why would you do that?  You know saying don't click is practically a magnet!  

I feel ill. 

[GailRana]

thebrute7 wrote...
Only to vampires that don't have any blood circulation...  Of course I don't have any idea what other vampires that would ro wouldn't apply to.  Vampires aren't my thing... unless I am driving wooden stakes through their heart in an RPG of course.

Not even vampires with souls? You can't stake Spike! I will protect Captain Peroxide with my life 

[LastFadingSmile]

GailRana wrote...

maybe we should all go back to arguing about tranquils...

Don't worry, once everyone is properly facilitated, someone will mention Rivalmance and everyone will be back to hating everyone for another couple of hours. 

OMG I'M RIVALMANCING THIS WHOLE THREAD.

YOU ABUSE ME SO BUT I CAN'T QUIT.




Gooootta get off this merry-go-round...

[ipgd]

yukidama wrote...

This thread has taken a turn for the worst.

I fear we won't make it to Oregon.

We could go back to talking about Anders's cannibalism.