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[Tasmen]

Miri1984 wrote...

@Yuki Hey, YEAH. Both Fenris AND Anders have dead bodies in their houses. It's not just Anders who...

I'm not going to finish that sentence, because my mind has reached depths hitherto suspected of me but never before experienced.

Necroboner crackfic time?


*edit -- Necroboner and top ?  Well now...


http://smailika07.deviantart.com/

Modifié par Tasmen, 14 avril 2011 - 03:52 .

[Kawamura]

ipgd wrote...

ipgd wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

ipgd wrote...

I take it you haven't, uh, been around many dead bodies.

That... that happens.

I thought usually it was the testicals that got all swole up more than the actual penis.

You are now making me look for pictures of corpses with erect penises. Thanks.

all right here we go, for the love of god don't even click this <3

I knew about that from hanging.

It's just... after a certain amount of time in decomposition, It hink it's the balls that really swell and the penis doesn't as much. Or shrinks in comparison.

I can't remember and, really, I don't need to be on an FBI list for googling "cadaver genitals."

[MelfinaofOutlawStar]

GailRana wrote...

thebrute7 wrote...
Only to vampires that don't have any blood circulation...  Of course I don't have any idea what other vampires that would ro wouldn't apply to.  Vampires aren't my thing... unless I am driving wooden stakes through their heart in an RPG of course.

Not even vampires with souls? You can't stake Spike! I will protect Captain Peroxide with my life 

Oh Spike.. My favorite rapists ever.

[GailRana]

CatOfEvilGenius wrote...

GailRana wrote...

thebrute7 wrote...
Can we get a version of that for twilight?

Twilight Vampire sex inconsistent.  Erection unsustainable without flow of blood.  Suggest selecting new vampire novel. /Mordin

we... we don't have to apply that to all vampires do we? Lestat/Angle/Spike soul crush...

No.  No we don't.  Not to Spike.  Not to Spiiiiiike!

* does the reading equivalent of sticks fingers in ears and sings "I can't hear you" *

It's ok, don't listen to the mean lady *hands DVD of Angel season 5*

Modifié par GailRana, 14 avril 2011 - 03:53 .

[Kawamura]

yukidama wrote...

This thread has taken a turn for the worst.

I fear we won't make it to Oregon.

YUKIDAMA JUST DIED OF DYSSENTARY.

...dsynetary?

... dssentar...

I give up.

KAWAMURA JUST DIED OF LACK OF ENGLISH SKILLS. **** YOU, ENGLISH, AND THE OXEN YOU RODE IN ON.

[ipgd]

Kawamura wrote...

I knew about that from hanging.

It's just... after a certain amount of time in decomposition, It hink it's the balls that really swell and the penis doesn't as much. Or shrinks in comparison.

I can't remember and, really, I don't need to be on an FBI list for googling "cadaver genitals."

I just searched for "dead boner". That's probably safer.

[Poetics124]

yukidama wrote...

This thread has taken a turn for the worst.

I fear we won't make it to Oregon.

@Miri- that's actually his Hawke doll. He made it from hair clippings and crystals he grew from the contents of Hawke's chamberpots.

So do I need to put on a tee shirt  that says " We came for kisses and all we got were zombie erections?"

Modifié par Poetics124, 14 avril 2011 - 03:55 .

[GailRana]

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

GailRana wrote...

thebrute7 wrote...
Only to vampires that don't have any blood circulation...  Of course I don't have any idea what other vampires that would ro wouldn't apply to.  Vampires aren't my thing... unless I am driving wooden stakes through their heart in an RPG of course.

Not even vampires with souls? You can't stake Spike! I will protect Captain Peroxide with my life 

Oh Spike.. My favorite rapists ever.

man, between Anders and Spike, maybe i should rethink my media crushes... nah!

[Kawamura]

ipgd wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

I knew about that from hanging.

It's just... after a certain amount of time in decomposition, It hink it's the balls that really swell and the penis doesn't as much. Or shrinks in comparison.

I can't remember and, really, I don't need to be on an FBI list for googling "cadaver genitals."

I just searched for "dead boner". That's probably safer.

That's roughly the description of what I've got in my pants right now because of this conversation.

Maybe "anti-boner".

[Ryzaki]

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

GailRana wrote...

thebrute7 wrote...
Only to vampires that don't have any blood circulation...  Of course I don't have any idea what other vampires that would ro wouldn't apply to.  Vampires aren't my thing... unless I am driving wooden stakes through their heart in an RPG of course.

Not even vampires with souls? You can't stake Spike! I will protect Captain Peroxide with my life 

Oh Spike.. My favorite rapists ever.

Spike's a rapist? *doesn't watch buffy muc* 

[MelfinaofOutlawStar]

yukidama wrote...

This thread has taken a turn for the worst.

I fear we won't make it to Oregon.

Like hell we won't.

[sassperella]

LOL you guys...

[GailRana]

Kawamura wrote...

yukidama wrote...

This thread has taken a turn for the worst.

I fear we won't make it to Oregon.

YUKIDAMA JUST DIED OF DYSSENTARY.

...dsynetary?

... dssentar...

I give up.

KAWAMURA JUST DIED OF LACK OF ENGLISH SKILLS. **** YOU, ENGLISH, AND THE OXEN YOU RODE IN ON.

lmao!!! I love this post

[thebrute7]

I insist on andersy goodness now,

Anders loves Pounce


Anders/Hawke/Fenris


Ready? Ready for ultimate thread rerailing cuteness!

M!Hawke/Anders

[CatOfEvilGenius]

GailRana wrote...

CatOfEvilGenius wrote...

GailRana wrote...

thebrute7 wrote...
Can we get a version of that for twilight?
Twilight Vampire sex inconsistent.  Erection unsustainable without flow of blood.  Suggest selecting new vampire novel. /Mordin

we... we don't have to apply that to all vampires do we? Lestat/Angle/Spike soul crush...

No.  No we don't.  Not to Spike.  Not to Spiiiiiike!

* does the reading equivalent of sticks fingers in ears and sings "I can't hear you" *

It's ok, don't listen to the mean lady *hands DVD of Angel season 5*

Thank you.  I'll protect you, Spikey.
* hugs DVD like Anders hugging the pillow emboridered by his mama *

How the heck did Anders manage to hang onto that pillow?  And keep it clean?  He once escaped the tower by jumping into the lake.  How did his soggy pillow not get moldy?  Was it in an oilcloth?  Why did they let him keep it with him in solitary?  Why did they never take it away?  Did he just keep the slipcover, and stuff it in his shirt?  So many questions...

[mellifera]

Kawamura wrote...

yukidama wrote...

This thread has taken a turn for the worst.

I fear we won't make it to Oregon.

YUKIDAMA JUST DIED OF DYSSENTARY.

...dsynetary?

... dssentar...

I give up.

KAWAMURA JUST DIED OF LACK OF ENGLISH SKILLS. **** YOU, ENGLISH, AND THE OXEN YOU RODE IN ON.

**** plz. A cobra bit me and I lived for like, 3 months and died a mile outside of Oregon.  QQ

[Ryzaki]

I love how this thread goes from sane dicussions, to insanity, back to sane discusions, to OMG why?!? discussions then to cuteness. 

Modifié par Ryzaki, 14 avril 2011 - 03:57 .

[MelfinaofOutlawStar]

Ryzaki wrote...

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

GailRana wrote...

thebrute7 wrote...
Only to vampires that don't have any blood circulation...  Of course I don't have any idea what other vampires that would ro wouldn't apply to.  Vampires aren't my thing... unless I am driving wooden stakes through their heart in an RPG of course.

Not even vampires with souls? You can't stake Spike! I will protect Captain Peroxide with my life 

Oh Spike.. My favorite rapists ever.

Spike's a rapist? *doesn't watch buffy muc* 

Oh yeah. It's ok though because he's hot.

Rape: Ok when the dude is hot.

[ipgd]

Ryzaki wrote...

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

GailRana wrote...

thebrute7 wrote...
Only to vampires that don't have any blood circulation...  Of course I don't have any idea what other vampires that would ro wouldn't apply to.  Vampires aren't my thing... unless I am driving wooden stakes through their heart in an RPG of course.

Not even vampires with souls? You can't stake Spike! I will protect Captain Peroxide with my life 

Oh Spike.. My favorite rapists ever.

Spike's a rapist? *doesn't watch buffy muc* 

He continued to attempt to initiate sex with a woman for about 5 seconds after she said "no" and then stopped, so, totes a rapist.

[GailRana]

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

yukidama wrote...

This thread has taken a turn for the worst.

I fear we won't make it to Oregon.

Like hell we won't.

how can we fail with someone like that in charge! *always knows what time it is*

[MelfinaofOutlawStar]

CatOfEvilGenius wrote...

GailRana wrote...

CatOfEvilGenius wrote...

GailRana wrote...

thebrute7 wrote...
Can we get a version of that for twilight?
Twilight Vampire sex inconsistent.  Erection unsustainable without flow of blood.  Suggest selecting new vampire novel. /Mordin

we... we don't have to apply that to all vampires do we? Lestat/Angle/Spike soul crush...

No.  No we don't.  Not to Spike.  Not to Spiiiiiike!

* does the reading equivalent of sticks fingers in ears and sings "I can't hear you" *

It's ok, don't listen to the mean lady *hands DVD of Angel season 5*

Thank you.  I'll protect you, Spikey.
* hugs DVD like Anders hugging the pillow emboridered by his mama *

How the heck did Anders manage to hang onto that pillow?  And keep it clean?  He once escaped the tower by jumping into the lake.  How did his soggy pillow not get moldy?  Was it in an oilcloth?  Why did they let him keep it with him in solitary?  Why did they never take it away?  Did he just keep the slipcover, and stuff it in his shirt?  So many questions...

Yeah, I'm betting the reason Varric didn't want it because its caked in years of nightly emissions.

[Kawamura]

yukidama wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

yukidama wrote...

This thread has taken a turn for the worst.

I fear we won't make it to Oregon.

YUKIDAMA JUST DIED OF DYSSENTARY.

...dsynetary?

... dssentar...

I give up.

KAWAMURA JUST DIED OF LACK OF ENGLISH SKILLS. **** YOU, ENGLISH, AND THE OXEN YOU RODE IN ON.

**** plz. A cobra bit me and I lived for like, 3 months and died a mile outside of Oregon.  QQ

I shot myself in that game.

I.. dont' really know how. Unless Cawky McPenis somehow managed to get the shooty side and the don't shooty side confused. Luckily, it was right outside Independence.

[Ryzaki]

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

Oh yeah. It's ok though because he's hot.

Rape: Ok when the dude is hot.

...Uh...

Yeah I'm not gonna touch that with a ten mile pole. 

ipgd wrote...
He continued to attempt to initiate sex with a woman for about 5 seconds after she said "no" and then stopped, so, totes a rapist.

Oh. 

[CatOfEvilGenius]

Ryzaki wrote...

(snip)

Spike's a rapist? *doesn't watch buffy muc*

Yep.  Before he gets a soul.  It's attempted, not completed, not that that makes it any better.

Need Anders/kitten pic now...
I think this is new?  From Galagraphia.

[GailRana]

ipgd wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

GailRana wrote...

thebrute7 wrote...
Only to vampires that don't have any blood circulation...  Of course I don't have any idea what other vampires that would ro wouldn't apply to.  Vampires aren't my thing... unless I am driving wooden stakes through their heart in an RPG of course.

Not even vampires with souls? You can't stake Spike! I will protect Captain Peroxide with my life 

Oh Spike.. My favorite rapists ever.

Spike's a rapist? *doesn't watch buffy muc* 

He continued to attempt to initiate sex with a woman for about 5 seconds after she said "no" and then stopped, so, totes a rapist.

if it helps he felt very bad about it and went out to find himself a brand new soul... wich really only made him feel soul crushingly bad about it...

EDIT: Too depressing, needs anders!


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Modifié par GailRana, 14 avril 2011 - 04:02 .