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[GailRana]

well, i feel sufficiently corrupted for one night. goodnight folks!

here's a cute anders/m!hawke pict for your troubles:



by Drachenburg

*EDIT: Sweet! Already had an image for top

Modifié par GailRana, 14 avril 2011 - 04:24 .

[ipgd]

leggywillow wrote...

ipgd wrote...

Oh god, it's true.

Here, have a twofer:

::snip::

D'aww, his legs are so skinny!  Is it bad that I think that's adorable?

Anders is pretty adorable.

The fact he apparently does not have a pelvis complicates things, though. Does Hawke just stick it in in the exposed meat of his disembodied thighs?

[MelfinaofOutlawStar]

The developers knew he wouldn't be needing it anyways.

[ipgd]

tmp7704 wrote...

Pfft, upskirt shots are weak science.



this is what Anders is hiding under his robes. Which is to say, not much.

Why is everything BUT his ass there? That's like, the most important part.

[CatOfEvilGenius]

ipgd wrote...

leggywillow wrote...

ipgd wrote...

Oh god, it's true.

Here, have a twofer:

::snip::

D'aww, his legs are so skinny!  Is it bad that I think that's adorable?

Anders is pretty adorable.

The fact he apparently does not have a pelvis complicates things, though. Does Hawke just stick it in in the exposed meat of his disembodied thighs?

Conjuration magic.  He conjures a pelvis when necessary.

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

CatOfEvilGenius wrote...

So if poor Anders really was meshed without certain crucial parts of his anatomy, do we need to add the song "Detachable P****" by King Missile to the playlist? I hope not. I refuse to admit this new information to my headcanon.

YES.

*plays it now*

I wish the rest of his model was narrower, he looks a bit round through the chest like that padded vest look of the something-th century. Could be the square pattern making him look more cylindrical though and tricking my eyes how dare you.

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 14 avril 2011 - 04:27 .

[tmp7704]

ipgd wrote...

Why is everything BUT his ass there? That's like, the most important part.

To spite everyone but especially male Hawke, obv.

Maybe Karl has demanded it as part of their parting agreement.

[Sable Rhapsody]

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
That's is a Pandora's box where no hope resides.

Maker NOOOOOO

Modifié par Sable Rhapsody, 14 avril 2011 - 04:26 .

[thebrute7]

GailRana wrote...

thebrute7 wrote...
more pics
*snip pic*

oooh, pretty. where's that from?

http://dancinfox.deviantart.com/

[MelfinaofOutlawStar]

Maybe the next patch should fix Ander's broken anatomy.

[Ryzaki]

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

Maybe the next patch should fix Ander's broken anatomy.

We need to fix his broken dialogue first.  

[MelfinaofOutlawStar]

Talk's cheap, he needs a penis.

[leggywillow]

ipgd wrote...
The fact he apparently does not have a pelvis complicates things, though. Does Hawke just stick it in in the exposed meat of his disembodied thighs?

Pssh, Hawke does not let details like that get in his way.

[mellifera]

tmp7704 wrote...

Pfft, upskirt shots are weak science.



this is what Anders is hiding under his robes. Which is to say, not much.

ashjdasfkshasldfasfskadads LOL

[CatOfEvilGenius]

Well, now I'm going to have missing pelvis nightmares. G'night Anders thread!

* kisses everyone, except the mean mesh creators who deprived Anders of his most Anderfelsian parts *

[thebrute7]

tmp7704 wrote...

ipgd wrote...

Why is everything BUT his ass there? That's like, the most important part.

To spite everyone but especially male Hawke, obv.

Maybe Karl has demanded it as part of their parting agreement.

How do you think F!Hawke feels?  Talk about inability to perform!

[Trophonius]

tmp7704 wrote...

Pfft, upskirt shots are weak science.



this is what Anders is hiding under his robes. Which is to say, not much.

So he has no ass? Nothing to tap? And to think all this time, my Hawke's been humping air.

.....where does his dump even come out of?

[ipgd]

Trophonius wrote...

So he has no ass? Nothing to tap? And to think all this time, my Hawke's been humping air.

.....where does his dump even come out of?

Maybe that little canteen is a colostomy bag?

[mellifera]

thebrute7 wrote...

tmp7704 wrote...

ipgd wrote...

Why is everything BUT his ass there? That's like, the most important part.

To spite everyone but especially male Hawke, obv.

Maybe Karl has demanded it as part of their parting agreement.

How do you think F!Hawke feels?  Talk about inability to perform!

Hey, leave the poor guy alone. He still has a mouth and fingers! HE MAKES DO WITH WHAT HE HAS.

[Tasmen]

yukidama wrote...

thebrute7 wrote...

tmp7704 wrote...

ipgd wrote...

Why is everything BUT his ass there? That's like, the most important part.

To spite everyone but especially male Hawke, obv.

Maybe Karl has demanded it as part of their parting agreement.

How do you think F!Hawke feels?  Talk about inability to perform!

Hey, leave the poor guy alone. He still has a mouth and fingers! HE MAKES DO WITH WHAT HE HAS.

Perspective is awesome.

[ipgd]

thebrute7 wrote...

tmp7704 wrote...

ipgd wrote...

Why is everything BUT his ass there? That's like, the most important part.

To spite everyone but especially male Hawke, obv.

Maybe Karl has demanded it as part of their parting agreement.

How do you think F!Hawke feels?  Talk about inability to perform!

Women in relationships with men with micropenises do statistically report higher levels of sexual satisfaction. And this would be like the ultimate micropenis. He must have an incredible sparkletongue to compensate.

[tmp7704]

ipgd wrote...

Women in relationships with men with micropenises do statistically report higher levels of sexual satisfaction. And this would be like the ultimate micropenis. He must have an incredible sparkletongue to compensate.

Alternatively that's one explanation for carrying around the huge staff.

[thebrute7]

yukidama wrote...

thebrute7 wrote...

tmp7704 wrote...

ipgd wrote...

Why is everything BUT his ass there? That's like, the most important part.

To spite everyone but especially male Hawke, obv.

Maybe Karl has demanded it as part of their parting agreement.

How do you think F!Hawke feels?  Talk about inability to perform!

Hey, leave the poor guy alone. He still has a mouth and fingers! HE MAKES DO WITH WHAT HE HAS.

I concede to your point.  Plus he has sparklefingerness to compensate I suppose.  I sometimes forget that women don't need a man to use his **** for sex.  (Comes with being a guy I guess)

[MelfinaofOutlawStar]

Karl was his first. Somehow.

[Ryzaki]

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

Karl was his first. Somehow.

He has fingers and a mouth. He made due with what he had! 

Modifié par Ryzaki, 14 avril 2011 - 04:38 .