57020 réponses à ce sujet

[Purposeof-Flight]

ipgd wrote...

phantomdragoness wrote...

I have two Hawkes (working on second) determined not to play through Act 3 until the romance cameo's are fixed! I need Zevran to acknowledge his ETERNAL LOVE FOR MY WARDEN GODDAMNIT.

I'm kinda hoping they don't fix it. The idea that my Warden apparently became such a bitchy old queen that he made Zevran monogamous is positively depressing.

I didn't enter into a relationship with Zevran expecting it to be monogamous.
I expected us to travel all through Thedas and beyond, screwing our way through taverns and brothels everywhere. Sometimes together. Sometimes separately.
So my Dalish Warden probably doesn't give a damn that he's trying to sex the Champion. If she were present, she would encourage him. 

Monogamy is for Alistair.

Edit: Oh, and if your Warden dies in the first one, that's the only time he rejects Isabela. He says the wounds are too fresh and he's still in grieving.

Modifié par Purposeof-Flight, 14 avril 2011 - 07:58 .

[nyxocity]

mandamcmoo wrote...

BTW - Anyone else waiting on the latest update of 'The Box' on Kinkmeme? I'm not sure I can wait much longer.

Looks like she's just about to post the final letter.

[Dasha Dreyson]

ipgd wrote...

phantomdragoness wrote...

I have two Hawkes (working on second) determined not to play through Act 3 until the romance cameo's are fixed! I need Zevran to acknowledge his ETERNAL LOVE FOR MY WARDEN GODDAMNIT.

I'm kinda hoping they don't fix it. The idea that my Warden apparently became such a bitchy old queen that he made Zevran monogamous is positively depressing.

I have a hard time seeing him as monogamous. To me, being with Zevran means accepting that.

[ipgd]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

ipgd wrote...

phantomdragoness wrote...

I have two Hawkes (working on second) determined not to play through Act 3 until the romance cameo's are fixed! I need Zevran to acknowledge his ETERNAL LOVE FOR MY WARDEN GODDAMNIT.

I'm kinda hoping they don't fix it. The idea that my Warden apparently became such a bitchy old queen that he made Zevran monogamous is positively depressing.

I didn't enter into a relationship with Zevran expecting it to be monogamous.
I expected us to travel all through Thedas and beyond, screwing our way through taverns and brothels everywhere. Sometimes together. Sometimes separately.
So my Dalish Warden probably doesn't give a damn that he's trying to sex the Champion. If she were present, she would encourage him. 

Monogamy is for Alistair.

Edit: Oh, and if your Warden dies in the first one, that's the only time he rejects Isabela. He says the wounds are too fresh and he's still in grieving.

As I've said before, my personal picture of Zevran and my Warden involves them trading STDs like Pokemon cards  So romantic.

[Purposeof-Flight]

Dasha Dreyson wrote...

ipgd wrote...

phantomdragoness wrote...

I have two Hawkes (working on second) determined not to play through Act 3 until the romance cameo's are fixed! I need Zevran to acknowledge his ETERNAL LOVE FOR MY WARDEN GODDAMNIT.

I'm kinda hoping they don't fix it. The idea that my Warden apparently became such a bitchy old queen that he made Zevran monogamous is positively depressing.

I have a hard time seeing him as monogamous. To me, being with Zevran means accepting that.

Exactly.
I can't imagine being like, "ZEVRAN. NO. WE ARE TOGETHER FOREVER AND YOU WILL NOT BE TOUCHING THE GENITALIA OF ANYONE BUT ME FOR THE NEXT 30 YEARS! HAHAHAHAH"
Zevran would be like:  -bolts-

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

ipgd wrote...

phantomdragoness wrote...

I have two Hawkes (working on second) determined not to play through Act 3 until the romance cameo's are fixed! I need Zevran to acknowledge his ETERNAL LOVE FOR MY WARDEN GODDAMNIT.

I'm kinda hoping they don't fix it. The idea that my Warden apparently became such a bitchy old queen that he made Zevran monogamous is positively depressing.

I didn't enter into a relationship with Zevran expecting it to be monogamous.
I expected us to travel all through Thedas and beyond, screwing our way through taverns and brothels everywhere. Sometimes together. Sometimes separately.
So my Dalish Warden probably doesn't give a damn that he's trying to sex the Champion. If she were present, she would encourage him. 

Monogamy is for Alistair.

Edit: Oh, and if your Warden dies in the first one, that's the only time he rejects Isabela. He says the wounds are too fresh and he's still in grieving.

Screw Alistair and his "monogamy!"

Saeria Mahariel, Hawke, Zevran and Isabela will be dragging Alistair, Anders, and Fenris into one of the backrooms of the Blooming Rose and we are having a mother****ing ORGIE!!!

(I'll use blood magic if I have to!!!)

[nyxocity]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

ipgd wrote...

phantomdragoness wrote...

I have two Hawkes (working on second) determined not to play through Act 3 until the romance cameo's are fixed! I need Zevran to acknowledge his ETERNAL LOVE FOR MY WARDEN GODDAMNIT.

I'm kinda hoping they don't fix it. The idea that my Warden apparently became such a bitchy old queen that he made Zevran monogamous is positively depressing.

I didn't enter into a relationship with Zevran expecting it to be monogamous.
I expected us to travel all through Thedas and beyond, screwing our way through taverns and brothels everywhere. Sometimes together. Sometimes separately.
So my Dalish Warden probably doesn't give a damn that he's trying to sex the Champion. If she were present, she would encourage him. 

Monogamy is for Alistair.

Edit: Oh, and if your Warden dies in the first one, that's the only time he rejects Isabela. He says the wounds are too fresh and he's still in grieving.

Right? It should be a tale to write novels about--Varric could write them: "The Warden and Zevran Screw Their Way Across Thedas", the series.

[MelfinaofOutlawStar]

ipgd wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

ipgd wrote...

phantomdragoness wrote...

I have two Hawkes (working on second) determined not to play through Act 3 until the romance cameo's are fixed! I need Zevran to acknowledge his ETERNAL LOVE FOR MY WARDEN GODDAMNIT.

I'm kinda hoping they don't fix it. The idea that my Warden apparently became such a bitchy old queen that he made Zevran monogamous is positively depressing.

I didn't enter into a relationship with Zevran expecting it to be monogamous.
I expected us to travel all through Thedas and beyond, screwing our way through taverns and brothels everywhere. Sometimes together. Sometimes separately.
So my Dalish Warden probably doesn't give a damn that he's trying to sex the Champion. If she were present, she would encourage him. 

Monogamy is for Alistair.

Edit: Oh, and if your Warden dies in the first one, that's the only time he rejects Isabela. He says the wounds are too fresh and he's still in grieving.

As I've said before, my personal picture of Zevran and my Warden involves them trading STDs like Pokemon cards  So romantic.

The origin of scale itch started with Zevran. Ended at Kelly.

[mellifera]

ipgd wrote...
As I've said before, my personal picture of Zevran and my Warden involves them trading STDs like Pokemon cards  So romantic.

D'awww <3

But seriously, my Amell was so pissed off he couldn't f**k a swath through Amaranthine. Poor guy

[Muzzlepuffs]

mandamcmoo wrote...

BTW - Anyone else waiting on the latest update of 'The Box' on Kinkmeme? I'm not sure I can wait much longer.

I've been checking compulsively. I did see in one of the replies that the author was having a ****ty week, but I do hope s/he is back with more soon.

[Dunizel]

mandamcmoo wrote...

BTW - Anyone else waiting on the latest update of 'The Box' on Kinkmeme? I'm not sure I can wait much longer.

Hm..I might give this fic a try since I saw it linked many times. 

But as of now, I'm stalking this fic  (Window of Opportunity - M!Hawke/Anders) on the kink-meme, like no other. 40 entries, with a story that is even interesting, post DA2. 

Modifié par Dunizel, 14 avril 2011 - 08:05 .

[Threeparts]

Muzzlepuffs wrote...

mandamcmoo wrote...

BTW - Anyone else waiting on the latest update of 'The Box' on Kinkmeme? I'm not sure I can wait much longer.

I've been checking compulsively. I did see in one of the replies that the author was having a ****ty week, but I do hope s/he is back with more soon.

I'm putting off going to bed til I read the latest update. So close!

[Purposeof-Flight]

I can imagine the letter my Warden would write to Zevran from Amaranthine.

Dear Z,
I'm having a terrible time. First of all, you're not here to blow my mind. Second of all, there's this ultra-sexy mage here with twinkling fingertips that I want SO BADLY. Unfortunately, he seems to be some kind of celibate, since he refuses to even take me seriously when I thigh touch him. I think you must come here immediately and remedy the situation with your sexy self.
Also, this place is dreary and everyone seems to hate eachother. Nathaniel Howe is here (yeah I didn't know he existed, either) and he's a Warden now. He's pretty nasty, though. Nice to look at, but I wouldn't touch him, lest he tear my heart out and eat it.
Anywho, I hope you'll be touching yourself tonight thinking of me. Or touching someone else...who better not be more attractive than me or I'll de-man you.
Because I will. I'm winking at you right now, but you can't see it. You can feel it, though, can't you? Ahh yes.

Loveeee,
The Warden.


XD

[shiba5]

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

Y'know I bought ME and ME2 today, and I haven't even installed them yet because I am so bloody addicted to this forum!

Hurry up and play ME so you can finish it and sleep with Garrus.

My Shep is a dude for some reason so I've never had Garrus. Apparently I'm missing out on something.

[Purposeof-Flight]

Garrus is the bomb diggity.
I wish I could've romanced him.

[Ryzaki]

...I don't understand where all the Zevran isn't monogamous is coming from. He seemed plenty monogamous the times I romanced him. 

He didn't even really seem to have any intimate relationships that were beyond comfort and sexual (or business) until the Warden. 

Modifié par Ryzaki, 14 avril 2011 - 08:12 .

[Tasmen]

ipgd wrote...

As I've said before, my personal picture of Zevran and my Warden involves them trading STDs like Pokemon cards  So romantic.

Now there's a hallmark card for you.

[Muzzlepuffs]

Threeparts wrote...

I'm putting off going to bed til I read the latest update. So close!

I've even been stalking it at work, which makes me feel like a huge perv.

[Purposeof-Flight]

Ryzaki wrote...

...I don't understand where all the Zevran isn't monogamous s coming from. He seemed plenty monogamous the times I romanced him.

The point is....I don't want him to be.

[Ryzaki]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

...I don't understand where all the Zevran isn't monogamous s coming from. He seemed plenty monogamous the times I romanced him.

The point is....I don't want him to be.

Edit: Ah I understand. Well I'm happy he's monogamous to my wardens. 

Modifié par Ryzaki, 14 avril 2011 - 08:13 .

[Tasmen]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

...I don't understand where all the Zevran isn't monogamous s coming from. He seemed plenty monogamous the times I romanced him.

The point is....I don't want him to be.

I'm with you there.  Telling Zev to be with just one person seems almost as if you are cutting off his penis.

[AnniLau]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

I can imagine the letter my Warden would write to Zevran from Amaranthine.

Dear Z,
I'm having a terrible time. First of all, you're not here to blow my mind. Second of all, there's this ultra-sexy mage here with twinkling fingertips that I want SO BADLY. Unfortunately, he seems to be some kind of celibate, since he refuses to even take me seriously when I thigh touch him. I think you must come here immediately and remedy the situation with your sexy self.
Also, this place is dreary and everyone seems to hate eachother. Nathaniel Howe is here (yeah I didn't know he existed, either) and he's a Warden now. He's pretty nasty, though. Nice to look at, but I wouldn't touch him, lest he tear my heart out and eat it.
Anywho, I hope you'll be touching yourself tonight thinking of me. Or touching someone else...who better not be more attractive than me or I'll de-man you.
Because I will. I'm winking at you right now, but you can't see it. You can feel it, though, can't you? Ahh yes.

Loveeee,
The Warden.


XD

Libel! Nathaniel isn't like that at all!

[andrastepreserveme]

Threeparts wrote...

Muzzlepuffs wrote...

mandamcmoo wrote...

BTW - Anyone else waiting on the latest update of 'The Box' on Kinkmeme? I'm not sure I can wait much longer.

I've been checking compulsively. I did see in one of the replies that the author was having a ****ty week, but I do hope s/he is back with more soon.

I'm putting off going to bed til I read the latest update. So close!

I'm not normally like this, the waiting is making me a leetle beet loco.

[Ninche]

Threeparts wrote...

Muzzlepuffs wrote...

mandamcmoo wrote...

BTW - Anyone else waiting on the latest update of 'The Box' on Kinkmeme? I'm not sure I can wait much longer.

I've been checking compulsively. I did see in one of the replies that the author was having a ****ty week, but I do hope s/he is back with more soon.

I'm putting off going to bed til I read the latest update. So close!

Haha ohh I'm quite hooked on the box even if the porny bits feel slightly out of character. I found this other story around page 14 ( i think) about anders giving hawke a very medical kind of examination... until it turns reeeeaally hot and kinky. For whatever reason i loved the story - anders is totally not ooc but all gentle and tender and skilled.

[Purposeof-Flight]

AnniLau wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

I can imagine the letter my Warden would write to Zevran from Amaranthine.

Dear Z,
I'm having a terrible time. First of all, you're not here to blow my mind. Second of all, there's this ultra-sexy mage here with twinkling fingertips that I want SO BADLY. Unfortunately, he seems to be some kind of celibate, since he refuses to even take me seriously when I thigh touch him. I think you must come here immediately and remedy the situation with your sexy self.
Also, this place is dreary and everyone seems to hate eachother. Nathaniel Howe is here (yeah I didn't know he existed, either) and he's a Warden now. He's pretty nasty, though. Nice to look at, but I wouldn't touch him, lest he tear my heart out and eat it.
Anywho, I hope you'll be touching yourself tonight thinking of me. Or touching someone else...who better not be more attractive than me or I'll de-man you.
Because I will. I'm winking at you right now, but you can't see it. You can feel it, though, can't you? Ahh yes.

Loveeee,
The Warden.


XD

Libel! Nathaniel isn't like that at all!

He didn't like me at all. >.>
It was a pretty pleasant change for him to actually be friendly to me in DA2, but he seemed to despise my Warden. I could NOT get approval points with him, I'm surprised he stayed.

Modifié par Purposeof-Flight, 14 avril 2011 - 08:17 .