Sexually promiscuous people don't suddenly lose all of their libido the moment they enter a committed relationship, you knowRyzaki wrote...
...I don't understand where all the Zevran isn't monogamous is coming from. He seemed plenty monogamous the times I romanced him.
He didn't even really seem to have any intimate relationships that were beyond comfort and sexual (or business) until the Warden.
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#24251
Posté 14 avril 2011 - 08:18
#24252
Posté 14 avril 2011 - 08:18
#24253
Posté 14 avril 2011 - 08:19
Ninche wrote...
Haha ohh I'm quite hooked on the box even if the porny bits feel slightly out of character. I found this other story around page 14 ( i think) about anders giving hawke a very medical kind of examination... until it turns reeeeaally hot and kinky. For whatever reason i loved the story - anders is totally not ooc but all gentle and tender and skilled.
If that's the same one I read the other day, I got a little weirded out around the time he broke out the speculum. I started skimming at that point.
#24254
Posté 14 avril 2011 - 08:19
Tasmen wrote...
Purposeof-Flight wrote...
The point is....I don't want him to be.Ryzaki wrote...
...I don't understand where all the Zevran isn't monogamous s coming from. He seemed plenty monogamous the times I romanced him.
I'm with you there. Telling Zev to be with just one person seems almost as if you are cutting off his penis.
I can see both sides.
Some think it's awesome, since it proves he's truly committed to the Warden, and he/she isn't just another notch in his belt.
Buttttt....I wouldn't want him to be monogamous.
#24255
Posté 14 avril 2011 - 08:20
Purposeof-Flight wrote...
AnniLau wrote...
Purposeof-Flight wrote...
I can imagine the letter my Warden would write to Zevran from Amaranthine.
Dear Z,
I'm having a terrible time. First of all, you're not here to blow my mind. Second of all, there's this ultra-sexy mage here with twinkling fingertips that I want SO BADLY. Unfortunately, he seems to be some kind of celibate, since he refuses to even take me seriously when I thigh touch him. I think you must come here immediately and remedy the situation with your sexy self.
Also, this place is dreary and everyone seems to hate eachother. Nathaniel Howe is here (yeah I didn't know he existed, either) and he's a Warden now. He's pretty nasty, though. Nice to look at, but I wouldn't touch him, lest he tear my heart out and eat it.
Anywho, I hope you'll be touching yourself tonight thinking of me. Or touching someone else...who better not be more attractive than me or I'll de-man you.
Because I will. I'm winking at you right now, but you can't see it. You can feel it, though, can't you? Ahh yes.
Loveeee,
The Warden.
XD
Libel! Nathaniel isn't like that at all!
He didn't like me at all. >.>
It was a pretty pleasant change for him to actually be friendly to me in DA2, but he seemed to despise my Warden. I could NOT get approval points with him, I'm surprised he stayed.
I'm surprised he came back!
And amused at Ander's comment on the matter. Twas a very "Oh ye of little faith" moment. XD
#24256
Posté 14 avril 2011 - 08:20
Muzzlepuffs wrote...
Ninche wrote...
Haha ohh I'm quite hooked on the box even if the porny bits feel slightly out of character. I found this other story around page 14 ( i think) about anders giving hawke a very medical kind of examination... until it turns reeeeaally hot and kinky. For whatever reason i loved the story - anders is totally not ooc but all gentle and tender and skilled.
If that's the same one I read the other day, I got a little weirded out around the time he broke out the speculum. I started skimming at that point.
OMG that one totaly freaked the crap out of me! Not sexy! Not sexy!
#24257
Posté 14 avril 2011 - 08:21
Purposeof-Flight wrote...
Tasmen wrote...
Purposeof-Flight wrote...
The point is....I don't want him to be.Ryzaki wrote...
...I don't understand where all the Zevran isn't monogamous s coming from. He seemed plenty monogamous the times I romanced him.
I'm with you there. Telling Zev to be with just one person seems almost as if you are cutting off his penis.
I can see both sides.
Some think it's awesome, since it proves he's truly committed to the Warden, and he/she isn't just another notch in his belt.
Buttttt....I wouldn't want him to be monogamous.
Maybe it's more of a: "If you want sex, my girl/boyfriend has to join in too." kinda deal
#24258
Posté 14 avril 2011 - 08:24
mandamcmoo wrote...
OMG that one totaly freaked the crap out of me! Not sexy! Not sexy!
Agreed. Even though some of the stuff in The Box isn't really my cup of tea, it's much better than kinky gyno exam.
Man, no thanks.
#24259
Posté 14 avril 2011 - 08:25
mandamcmoo wrote...
Muzzlepuffs wrote...
Ninche wrote...
Haha ohh I'm quite hooked on the box even if the porny bits feel slightly out of character. I found this other story around page 14 ( i think) about anders giving hawke a very medical kind of examination... until it turns reeeeaally hot and kinky. For whatever reason i loved the story - anders is totally not ooc but all gentle and tender and skilled.
If that's the same one I read the other day, I got a little weirded out around the time he broke out the speculum. I started skimming at that point.
OMG that one totaly freaked the crap out of me! Not sexy! Not sexy!
There is nothing sexy about a speculum. NOTHING.
#24260
Posté 14 avril 2011 - 08:26
ipgd wrote...
Sexually promiscuous people don't suddenly lose all of their libido the moment they enter a committed relationship, you knowZevran doesn't really seem the type to be satisfied with never seeing another person naked for the rest of his life, even if you can strong-arm him into going without.
...right not going to agree. And being monogamous =/= losing one's libido.
Modifié par Ryzaki, 14 avril 2011 - 08:26 .
#24261
Posté 14 avril 2011 - 08:27
Muzzlepuffs wrote...
mandamcmoo wrote...
OMG that one totaly freaked the crap out of me! Not sexy! Not sexy!
Agreed. Even though some of the stuff in The Box isn't really my cup of tea, it's much better than kinky gyno exam.
Man, no thanks.
I've yet to experience the real thing, and yet I have proper sweat-inducing nightmares about the idea.
Also, my inner pedant kept telling me that there was no way they'd have invented them in Thedas at that point in their development.
#24262
Posté 14 avril 2011 - 08:27
Muzzlepuffs wrote...
Ninche wrote...
Haha ohh I'm quite hooked on the box even if the porny bits feel slightly out of character. I found this other story around page 14 ( i think) about anders giving hawke a very medical kind of examination... until it turns reeeeaally hot and kinky. For whatever reason i loved the story - anders is totally not ooc but all gentle and tender and skilled.
If that's the same one I read the other day, I got a little weirded out around the time he broke out the speculum. I started skimming at that point.
Hahah i actually think that's the one. I was veeeeery aware that it was just fiction at that point. Because speculum = NEVER WILL BE SEXY EEEEVEEER
Liked everything else tho
#24263
Posté 14 avril 2011 - 08:28
Ninche wrote...
Muzzlepuffs wrote...
Ninche wrote...
Haha ohh I'm quite hooked on the box even if the porny bits feel slightly out of character. I found this other story around page 14 ( i think) about anders giving hawke a very medical kind of examination... until it turns reeeeaally hot and kinky. For whatever reason i loved the story - anders is totally not ooc but all gentle and tender and skilled.
If that's the same one I read the other day, I got a little weirded out around the time he broke out the speculum. I started skimming at that point.
Hahah i actually think that's the one. I was veeeeery aware that it was just fiction at that point. Because speculum = NEVER WILL BE SEXY EEEEVEEER
Liked everything else tho
Ok, I gotta read this now. Link please.
#24264
Posté 14 avril 2011 - 08:29
mandamcmoo wrote...
I've yet to experience the real thing, and yet I have proper sweat-inducing nightmares about the idea.
Also, my inner pedant kept telling me that there was no way they'd have invented them in Thedas at that point in their development.
They kind of seem like a medieval torture device to me, so I don't think I could rule it out entirely.
#24265
Posté 14 avril 2011 - 08:31
Muzzlepuffs wrote...
mandamcmoo wrote...
I've yet to experience the real thing, and yet I have proper sweat-inducing nightmares about the idea.
Also, my inner pedant kept telling me that there was no way they'd have invented them in Thedas at that point in their development.
They kind of seem like a medieval torture device to me, so I don't think I could rule it out entirely.
Yeah but they couldn't temper steel to modern levels of thinness, so at best it would be... ulp... cast iron?
#24266
Posté 14 avril 2011 - 08:31
Mind images I so do not want.
I'm gonna go play ME now.
Modifié par Dreaming-in-Shadow, 14 avril 2011 - 08:31 .
#24267
Posté 14 avril 2011 - 08:32
Purposeof-Flight wrote...
AnniLau wrote...
Libel! Nathaniel isn't like that at all!
He didn't like me at all. >.>
It was a pretty pleasant change for him to actually be friendly to me in DA2, but he seemed to despise my Warden. I could NOT get approval points with him, I'm surprised he stayed.
Once they get past the "You killed my father!" prickly bits, he's been nothing but a sweetheart to my Wardens.
Perhaps a bit too gentlemanly though...
#24268
Posté 14 avril 2011 - 08:32
Neeeever, ever date anyone like Zevran in real life, thenRyzaki wrote...
ipgd wrote...
Sexually promiscuous people don't suddenly lose all of their libido the moment they enter a committed relationship, you knowZevran doesn't really seem the type to be satisfied with never seeing another person naked for the rest of his life, even if you can strong-arm him into going without.
...right not going to agree. And being monogamous =/= losing one's libido.
#24269
Posté 14 avril 2011 - 08:33
ipgd wrote...
Am I weird for not even being phased the idea of a speculum in sexy time?
But a cast iron speculum. CAST IRON!
#24270
Posté 14 avril 2011 - 08:33
ipgd wrote...
Am I weird for not even being phased the idea of a speculum in sexy time?
I've seen much, much worse.
#24271
Posté 14 avril 2011 - 08:33
Dear god yes. As much as I love Anders, if I could have romanced Varric I would have in less than a heartbeat. Bianca infuriates me everytime I think about her getting inbetween Hawke and Varric. Then I run back to the estate so Anders can take my mind off of varric with his sparklefingers.MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
Ha! Summed it up nicely. Poor Lady Hawke...
By Wyldhart
#24272
Posté 14 avril 2011 - 08:34
Medical kink
I warn you - it is kinky. But if I can't share it with you guys I can't imagine who I can share it with.
#24273
Posté 14 avril 2011 - 08:35
ipgd wrote...
Am I weird for not even being phased the idea of a speculum in sexy time?Neeeever, ever date anyone like Zevran in real life, thenRyzaki wrote...
ipgd wrote...
Sexually promiscuous people don't suddenly lose all of their libido the moment they enter a committed relationship, you knowZevran doesn't really seem the type to be satisfied with never seeing another person naked for the rest of his life, even if you can strong-arm him into going without.
...right not going to agree. And being monogamous =/= losing one's libido.(and yes, it mostly certainly doesn't, which is the point.)
I love Zevran exactly the way he is.
i think it's sweet that he actually LOVES the Warden, but his promiscuity is a part of his personality that made me love him so much, I really don't think he'd be as much fun if you took it away from him. That's why I chose him for my hit-it-and-quit-it Warden. They LOVE eachother, sure. But I'd like to assume they've come to a mutual agreement that they're both never going to change.
#24274
Posté 14 avril 2011 - 08:36
thebrute7 wrote...
Dear god yes. As much as I love Anders, if I could have romanced Varric I would have in less than a heartbeat. Bianca infuriates me everytime I think about her getting inbetween Hawke and Varric. Then I run back to the estate so Anders can take my mind off of varric with his sparklefingers.MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
Ha! Summed it up nicely. Poor Lady Hawke...
By Wyldhart
You can always name your Hawke Bianca and pretend he's talking about you.XD
#24275
Posté 14 avril 2011 - 08:36
ipgd wrote...
Neeeever, ever date anyone like Zevran in real life, then(and yes, it mostly certainly doesn't, which is the point.)
...Having a libido doesn't make it impossible for someone to be monogamous. So I really don't see "the point."
Edit: but whatever let's end this here.
Modifié par Ryzaki, 14 avril 2011 - 08:37 .





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