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[Ryzaki]

Ninche wrote...

I think I need another glass of wine before we dive into that discussion. Or three...

And on that note...could Justice eat in Kristoff's body? Eat and not throw up I mean. 

I'm just trying to understand how it'd work. 

[YamiSnuffles]

You know, my internet goes down for a while and I come back to this. Between Tranquility, necrophilia, and... whatever is going on now, I think I'll just step out again for a bit. Now I just wonder what we'll be up to by page 1000.

[MelfinaofOutlawStar]

Ryzaki wrote...

Ninche wrote...
You know I think I missed the whole corpse ****ing discussion. Not sure if I'm sorry or relived right now... I suppose an Anders corpse... EW NO NO MAKER NO... but if Justice keeps him all healthy looking... ARGH BAD BAD....

Can Justice keep him healthy looking? I mean...wouldn't the body start rotting naturally? Shouldn't certain functions stop with Anders' death? 

That said he could move around Kirtoff and speak with ease but I wonder if he could force Anders' heart to beat? 

I doubt it. No more than he could make a broken bone heal or torn flesh to regrow. The body is dead.

Modifié par MelfinaofOutlawStar, 14 avril 2011 - 08:52 .

[ipgd]

Ryzaki wrote...

ipgd wrote...
There's a reason why more than half of marriages end in divorce and it has a lot to do with people who have no business making monogamous commitments making monogamous commitments   A little more time on this wonderful earth and that idealism's you've got is gonna lose a little shine!

It has nothing to do with idealism and everything to do with self control, honesty and respect. Edit: And to be honest the wisdom and maturity to realize when something isn't for you. 

And...I'm not even touching the marriage comment. Trust and respect play a far greater role in that than one's libido. 

You're free to believe that if you want, I'm just saying not everybody can play by those rules and you're in for a world of damage if you ever end up with a Zevran  Stick to the Alistairs.

[Ryzaki]

thebrute7 wrote...

I really want to do this now...  Why Bioware why? 

Avtually I think Bioware knew that if they made him a romance option no one would ever touch anyone else,

Of course. He's a bro character, charming, smart, SANE, handsome stays by your side and isn't on any side of the mage/templar conflict. He's perfect. 

That's we can't have him. 

[ipgd]

yukidama wrote...

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

Anders Topic Consensus

Corpse ****ing: Ok
Gynecologist using a speculum for extracurricular activities: Suspect

Nah, I'd rather have a speculum than a rotting d**k.

Why not both?

[andrastepreserveme]

YamiSnuffles wrote...

You know, my internet goes down for a while and I come back to this. Between Tranquility, necrophilia, and... whatever is going on now, I think I'll just step out again for a bit. Now I just wonder what we'll be up to by page 1000.

Bloody hell that's a good point. At this rate we'll be there in the next hour or so.

[MelfinaofOutlawStar]

Ryzaki wrote...

thebrute7 wrote...

I really want to do this now...  Why Bioware why? 

Avtually I think Bioware knew that if they made him a romance option no one would ever touch anyone else,

Of course. He's a bro character, charming, smart, SANE, handsome stays by your side and isn't on any side of the mage/templar conflict. He's perfect. 

That's we can't have him. 

Play testers always chose Varric so they had to take him out of the equation.

[thebrute7]

Wow... the places this thread goes. You guys are corrupting my sorry little mind... but I am addicted so I guess you win.

[ipgd]

Varric is too normal for me. I need terrorism and creepy stalking or I can't get off.

[Ryzaki]

ipgd wrote...
You're free to believe that if you want, I'm just saying not everybody can play by those rules and you're in for a world of damage if you ever end up with a Zevran  Stick to the Alistairs.

Are you serious? Did you get anything from Zevran's conversations other than his sexual escapedes? 

Zevran is honest (once you gain his loyalty) and he doesn't beat around the bush. There will be no world of damage why? Because Zevran's not the type to lie and decieve his lover.  

I mean the mind boggles. 

Zevran likes sex sure. Nothing wrong with that. This whole "oh he'll cheat on you!" thing is mindboggling. If Zevran wanted an open relationship he's the type to say it from the start. I'm sure he'd have no issue with the Warden bringing it up and would follow along with it. But if he had no problem with sleeping with other people he would've told the Warden that. Once you have Zevran's trust he is very straight up with you. 

Modifié par Ryzaki, 14 avril 2011 - 09:00 .

[Dunizel]

Ryzaki wrote...

Ninche wrote...
You know I think I missed the whole corpse ****ing discussion. Not sure if I'm sorry or relived right now... I suppose an Anders corpse... EW NO NO MAKER NO... but if Justice keeps him all healthy looking... ARGH BAD BAD....

Can Justice keep him healthy looking? I mean...wouldn't the body start rotting naturally? Shouldn't certain functions stop with Anders' death? 

That said he could move around Kirtoff and speak with ease but I wonder if he could force Anders' heart to beat? 

I don't think he can keep him healty looking. If I am not wrong in Awakening there was a banter, with Velanna I think, where she complained about the rotting flesh and the pieces falling down.

Horrible images of Anders now...I'll burn his corspe when he dies o.O

I went to check on the wiki Velanna and Justice dialogue...this is creepy.

Velanna: It seems you actually like this world.
Justice: I do. I have had experiences I cannot even begin to explain.
Velanna: A pity that you'll soon fall apart.
Justice: I could find and inhabit another corpse. A female body might offer a different perspective, wouldn't you think?
Velanna: If I die in your presence, you stay away from my body, you hear me?
Justice: Your objection is noted.

Now I probably see too much in this banter but...Justice seems already a bit twisted here, he is even teasing her.

Modifié par Dunizel, 14 avril 2011 - 09:01 .

[MelfinaofOutlawStar]

If you sleep with Varric Bianca is included in the sheets.

[Frishmet]

ipgd wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

ipgd wrote...
Neeeever, ever date anyone like Zevran in real life, then (and yes, it mostly certainly doesn't, which is the point.)

...Having a libido doesn't make it impossible for someone to be monogamous. So I really don't see "the point."

There's a reason why more than half of marriages end in divorce and it has a lot to do with people who have no business making monogamous commitments making monogamous commitments   A little more time on this wonderful earth and that idealism's you've got is gonna lose a little shine!

I don't agree that level of libido is always related to how promiscuous a person is.  But I do agree that many people are definitely not meant for monogamy.  I think people have a tendency to expect that most people are going to be more like themselves. Thus, monogomous people tend to believe most people have the ability to be monogomous (if they were only with the "right" person). And non-monogomous people have a hard time understanding why anyone would really be cablable of (or even have the desire for) monogomy. 

Modifié par Frishmet, 14 avril 2011 - 08:58 .

[Tasmen]

ipgd wrote...

Varric is too normal for me. I need terrorism and creepy stalking or I can't get off.

Pee crystals and poop are like viagra to you?

[mellifera]

ipgd wrote...

yukidama wrote...

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

Anders Topic Consensus

Corpse ****ing: Ok
Gynecologist using a speculum for extracurricular activities: Suspect

Nah, I'd rather have a speculum than a rotting d**k.

Why not both?

Only if they're both yours

[shiba5]

thenyxie wrote...

Muzzlepuffs wrote...

Ninche wrote...

Haha ohh I'm quite hooked on the box even if the porny bits feel slightly out of character. I found this other story around page 14 ( i think) about anders giving hawke a very medical kind of examination... until it turns reeeeaally hot and kinky. For whatever reason i loved the story - anders is totally not ooc but all gentle and tender and skilled.

If that's the same one I read the other day, I got a little weirded out around the time he broke out the speculum. I started skimming at that point.

It's med-kink. Breaking out the speculum is a requirement.

Wow, well as I was reading about that interesting examination, I got interrupted by my husband and nearly jumped out of my skin. Everything but Mr. Speculum was hot. Excuse me, I'll be in my bunk...

[Ninche]

shiba5 wrote...

thenyxie wrote...

Muzzlepuffs wrote...

Ninche wrote...

Haha ohh I'm quite hooked on the box even if the porny bits feel slightly out of character. I found this other story around page 14 ( i think) about anders giving hawke a very medical kind of examination... until it turns reeeeaally hot and kinky. For whatever reason i loved the story - anders is totally not ooc but all gentle and tender and skilled.

If that's the same one I read the other day, I got a little weirded out around the time he broke out the speculum. I started skimming at that point.

It's med-kink. Breaking out the speculum is a requirement.

Wow, well as I was reading about that interesting examination, I got interrupted by my husband and nearly jumped out of my skin. Everything but Mr. Speculum was hot. Excuse me, I'll be in my bunk...

AHA! Told ya

[Ryzaki]

Dunizel wrote...

I don't think he can keep him healty looking. If I am not wrong in Awakening there was a banter, with Velanna I think, where she complained about the rotting flesh and the pieces falling down.

Horrible images of Anders now...I'll burn his corspe when he dies o.O

Ewwww...

Anders bits...smelly and rotting. Ugh. 

Did Justice ever bath in Kristoff? I can't recall. 

[YamiSnuffles]

While I would have definitely romanced Varric with one of my Hawkes... Anders would still win out most of the time.

ilovevarrictoodonthurtme

[shiba5]

Ninche wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

Ninche wrote...
You know I think I missed the whole corpse ****ing discussion. Not sure if I'm sorry or relived right now... I suppose an Anders corpse... EW NO NO MAKER NO... but if Justice keeps him all healthy looking... ARGH BAD BAD....

Can Justice keep him healthy looking? I mean...wouldn't the body start rotting naturally? Shouldn't certain functions stop with Anders' death? 

That said he could move around Kirtoff and speak with ease but I wonder if he could force Anders' heart to beat? 

I think I need another glass of wine before we dive into that discussion. Or three...

"certain functions..."
and my mind goes straight into the gutter.

[andrastepreserveme]

shiba5 wrote...

Wow, well as I was reading about that interesting examination, I got interrupted by my husband and nearly jumped out of my skin. Everything but Mr. Speculum was hot. Excuse me, I'll be in my bunk...

Good evening Mr Speculum, I'd like to introduce you to my good friend Miss Vagina. I'll let you two get acquainted.

[Jean]

Did Anders ever mention which fraternity he supported? If any?

Modifié par Batteries, 14 avril 2011 - 09:03 .

[Ryzaki]

Frishmet wrote...
I don't agree that level of libido is always related to how promiscuous a person is.  But I do agree that many people are definitely not meant for monogamy.  I think people have a tendency to expect that most people are going to be more like themselves. Thus, monogomous people tend to believe most people have the ability to be monogomous (if they were only with the "right" person). And non-monogomous people have a hard time understanding why anyone would really be cablable of (or even have the desire for) monogomy. 

Heh. I don't think everyone can be monogomous with the right person. Just Zevran had no reason to be monogamous until he met the Warden. (And I'm pretty sure if the Warden was straight up with wanting an open relationship Zevran would've went for it.) 

But Zevran is if nothing else, the honest type to me. If he's gonna do something. He's gonna tell you first. So I don't see him sleeping with other people until he and the Warden had a discussion on how open (or closed) their relationship would be. 

He even bothers to tell the Female Warden he's bisexual instead of just not mentioning it (like Anders) he's honest with her. He tells her who he is and she can either accept that or not. If he would do that he would do the same thing regarding the open/closed nature of their relationship. 

Modifié par Ryzaki, 14 avril 2011 - 09:08 .

[mellifera]

mandamcmoo wrote...

shiba5 wrote...

Wow, well as I was reading about that interesting examination, I got interrupted by my husband and nearly jumped out of my skin. Everything but Mr. Speculum was hot. Excuse me, I'll be in my bunk...

Good evening Mr Speculum, I'd like to introduce you to my good friend Miss Vagina. I'll let you two get acquainted.

Actually, it's called Ser Spreads-a-lot.