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eleridragon

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Purposeof-Flight wrote...

No babies for me.
But if I do have a baby, I hope I have a son.
No offense, yall, but I'm not handling preteen pregnancy PMS **** RAGE "I HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU WON'T LET ME WEAR A SKIRT THAT DISPLAYS MY VAG" arguments.
I'd rather have a son. They seem so much easier.


*looks upstairs*
If sons are easier...I am so damn glad I didn't have a girl.

With sons you get gems like this (especially when you're both playing the same game):

J: If there was an option to make Anders Tranquil I'd do it, just to make you cry.
Me: If there was an option to make my Jess Hawke come into the real world and stab you in the face I'd do it, and she would.

(We do have a very good relationship, honest :D )


Argh at top, have one of Awakening Anders and Nate.
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Modifié par eleridragon, 15 avril 2011 - 12:18 .


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nekhbet wrote...

A bit off topic, but does anyone know if there has been made a poll about players' sexual orientation & gender vs. preferred romances? Now that's some demographic data I'd love to see...

There's this, but it doesn't specifically break down the romances by gender/sexuality. There's definitely a huge skew towards women with Anders, though.

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Sable Rhapsody wrote...

shiba5 wrote...

You could always have murderous Justice/Anders and Seb rushing towards eachother on the beach, but at the last second they collapse into the surf in a lovers embrace - ala From Here to Eternity. Totally in character. Totally!


LAWL.  I would say that's hot, but it's so OOC it just skips right over the sexy and goes straight to the OW MY BRAIN MAKE IT STOP :lol:


I think we could make this work... maybe Justice loves Scottish accents? No?
I'll keep brainstorming.

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Purposeof-Flight

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eleridragon wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

No babies for me.
But if I do have a baby, I hope I have a son.
No offense, yall, but I'm not handling preteen pregnancy PMS **** RAGE "I HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU WON'T LET ME WEAR A SKIRT THAT DISPLAYS MY VAG" arguments.
I'd rather have a son. They seem so much easier.


*looks upstairs*
If sons are easier...I am so damn glad I didn't have a girl.

With sons you get gems like this (especially when you're both playing the same game):

J: If there was an option to make Anders Tranquil I'd do it, just to make you cry.
Me: If there was an option to make my Jess Hawke come into the real world and stab you in the face I'd do it, and she would.

(We do have a very good relationship, honest :D )


If I had a son like that.
My life would be complete.
B)

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ipgd wrote...

nekhbet wrote...

A bit off topic, but does anyone know if there has been made a poll about players' sexual orientation & gender vs. preferred romances? Now that's some demographic data I'd love to see...

There's this, but it doesn't specifically break down the romances by gender/sexuality. There's definitely a huge skew towards women with Anders, though.


Basically, everyone loves Varric.

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nekhbet wrote...

A bit off topic, but does anyone know if there has been made a poll about players' sexual orientation & gender vs. preferred romances? Now that's some demographic data I'd love to see...



social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/304/index/6858999/1

Oh :ph34r:d so bad on that.

I was too busy rocking out to this >_>

Modifié par Batteries, 15 avril 2011 - 12:21 .


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yukidama wrote...

ipgd wrote...

nekhbet wrote...

A bit off topic, but does anyone know if there has been made a poll about players' sexual orientation & gender vs. preferred romances? Now that's some demographic data I'd love to see...

There's this, but it doesn't specifically break down the romances by gender/sexuality. There's definitely a huge skew towards women with Anders, though.


Basically, everyone loves Varric.


Tell us something we don't know. :P

#24583
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yukidama wrote...

ipgd wrote...

nekhbet wrote...

A bit off topic, but does anyone know if there has been made a poll about players' sexual orientation & gender vs. preferred romances? Now that's some demographic data I'd love to see...

There's this, but it doesn't specifically break down the romances by gender/sexuality. There's definitely a huge skew towards women with Anders, though.


Basically, everyone loves Varric.


And who would not love him as Isabela has said "oooo! The chest Hair!" :whistle:

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eleridragon wrote...

Argh at top, have one of Awakening Anders and Nate.


Ohh, lovely picture!

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yukidama wrote...

ipgd wrote...

nekhbet wrote...

A bit off topic, but does anyone know if there has been made a poll about players' sexual orientation & gender vs. preferred romances? Now that's some demographic data I'd love to see...

There's this, but it doesn't specifically break down the romances by gender/sexuality. There's definitely a huge skew towards women with Anders, though.


Basically, everyone loves Varric.


And Isabela's HUGE... tracts of land.

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nekhbet wrote...

A bit off topic, but does anyone know if there has been made a poll about players' sexual orientation & gender vs. preferred romances? Now that's some demographic data I'd love to see...


I almost did one because it would be interesting. The thread might become a cluster****, considering that the subject would be troll bait, but still. Interesting.

And I will have to say that, as much as I adore Anders, Leliana is the BW LI that made me gay. And Garrus made me a xenophile (which is a feat, considering I accidentally wooed Liara the first time I played ME). 

Modifié par SurelyForth, 15 avril 2011 - 12:27 .


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Batteries wrote...

I was too busy rocking out to this >_>


Yes.  EPIC.  Sable: +100 Friendship

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Threeparts wrote...

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Am I a blasphemer for likeing F!Hawke/Anders better? Sad face.


Nah. My canon Hawke (icon!) is pretty inseparable from Anders, I just envy the male dialogue. I love Boulton's voice work in the game, I just prefer playing female badasses in games that will let me. I also prefer Lady Hawke in romances with all the companions except Fenris.


Nup, you're certainly not alone. Also, pretty much exactly what Threeparts said.
...Huh. You know, something just occurred to me. In forum RPGs, I play predominantly male characters. But when I'm playing video game RPGs, I play predominantly female. I wonder why.

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yukidama wrote...

ipgd wrote...

nekhbet wrote...

A bit off topic, but does anyone know if there has been made a poll about players' sexual orientation & gender vs. preferred romances? Now that's some demographic data I'd love to see...

There's this, but it doesn't specifically break down the romances by gender/sexuality. There's definitely a huge skew towards women with Anders, though.


Basically, everyone loves Varric.

Varric is so clever. He's lucky Anders is such a hot mess or I'd be wasting my time writing essays about his convenient flawlessness and lack of character development relative to his role as the game's narrator instead :wub:

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TS2Aggie wrote...

eleridragon wrote...

Argh at top, have one of Awakening Anders and Nate.


Ohh, lovely picture!


That cap only came about because all three of them (Oghren's down on the left) followed my Warden into the corner when I was picking stuff up.

My warden:  Guys...uh you're not letting me out of here...little room please?
Anders and Nate: But....
My warden:  Fine, you look good there, I'll take a picture, happy?  Can I get out of here now?

I don't miss that part of Origins at ALL, team members seem to move out of the way more easily in 2.

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Interesting results. And yeah, looks like the queer is a bit overrepresented in this topic, compared to how people actually play...

SurelyForth wrote...

I almost did one because it would be interesting. The thread might become a cluster****, considering that the subject would be troll bait, but still. Interesting.


You totally should do it. I would but I don't have the brain or patience to manage a poll like that. People can choose not to reply if they feel it "offensive" or whatever, so there's no excuse for trolling.

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shiba5 wrote...

And Isabela's HUGE... tracts of land.


Monty Python reference. :blink:
I love you for this! :lol:

(You could place the DA2 cast into SO many Monty Python situations...)
Like Anders doing a parody of that part in the Life of Brian...
Painting "Templars go Home" on the wall of the Chantry...

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Yeah, I wouldn't take what is on the forums as being indicative of the actual majority, lol.

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Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...
Like Anders doing a parody of that part in the Life of Brian...
Painting "Templars go Home" on the wall of the Chantry...


Two words:

Biggus...Dickus!

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AndreaDraco wrote...

Anders *must* be in the first companion DLC ;)

He must!

Nonsense. Varric romance DLC is like, teh obvious way to go.

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Sable Rhapsody wrote...

Batteries wrote...

I was too busy rocking out to this >_>


Yes.  EPIC.  Sable: +100 Friendship


Uns uns I am getting high on nostalgia today.

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Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Eh, everyone has their own preferences.
I, for example, prefer male Hawke and Anders. For some reason, romancing him as a female seems...eh. Probably because I'm thinking that no female I know would have the patience to take every osbtacle he throws at Hawke. I know I wouldn't.
The first convo would be like,

Anders: Don't go there. I'll only hurt you.
AlexaHawke: Well, thanks for the warning. -skips off to find someone who won't hurt me-

I guess I just see gay Hawke and Anders getting along a lot better.

But Fenris is like...a female's dream. If he wasn't so stuck on his hatred. Sexy male voice. Wields a big sword so you know he's strongggg. And tattoos. Oooooh I love tattoos. They cause you pain? EVEN BETTER.

But that's just the way I see it. :?


You just described exactly how I feel about both those romances.   My f!hawkes are definitely all about Fenris.  Lady bait?  Oh yes.

But I have to say I really, really like the idea of M!Hawkes with Anders.  I didn't think I would and I thought Fenris would be their man, but nope, definitely all about the Anders now.

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Sable Rhapsody wrote...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...
Like Anders doing a parody of that part in the Life of Brian...
Painting "Templars go Home" on the wall of the Chantry...


Two words:

Biggus...Dickus!


I'll never tire of that. XD
Can you imagine Meredith or Elthina talking like Ceasaw- er Ceasar?

Nothing would ever get done...

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tmp7704 wrote...

AndreaDraco wrote...

Anders *must* be in the first companion DLC ;)

He must!

Nonsense. Varric romance DLC is like, teh obvious way to go.


Why not have both

Anders/Hawke/Varric DLC:devil:

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nekhbet wrote...

Interesting results. And yeah, looks like the queer is a bit overrepresented in this topic, compared to how people actually play...


If it helps to add balance: although I only play LadyHawkes myself, I  vicariously experience the M!Hawke/Anders romance through Lenox and Farron and all the other lovely Mister Hawkes in this thread. It's just as good without having to do any of the work! :lol: