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There are so many things I want to say about Dragon Age 2, but yet the first that keeps coming to mind is: "Why are the boobs so huge?"   Don't they get in the way?  It seems it would be entirely possible to accidently chop one off, during combat.  Also, how do the female characters stand upright?  I guess the heavy weapons they carry on their back even out the weight.  Anyway, boobs are made of fat, and it just seems that a warrior wouldn't carry much fat.  I'm just...This is just so...filthy nug runners.

Secondly, why in the world is Anders so different?  He doesn't even have the same voice actor!?  He has a different writer!?  AND WHERE IS SIR-POUNCE-ALOT!?  I totally hate you, BioWare.

I have so much more to say, but yeah...I hope, that at the very least, everyone else enjoys it.  I hope I'm just going crazy.  I must be crazy.

Annoying Dwarf, guy storyteller fellow....meh.

Użytkownik ifyoureallyknew edytował ten post 09 marzec 2011 - 12:22


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Rhys1984

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boobs are huge because the majority of players are straight males, who for the most part are meant to like big boobs. presumably the computer graphic making peeps are also in the majority straight males, who also are meant to enjoy big boobs.

anders was a bit annoying in awakening, for me at least, so perhaps its simply a personal opinion. and the cat probably died, or got given to a nice new home.

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I heard Sir-Pounce-Alot was left with the Grey Wardens. Haven't run into Anders just yet, so kinda disappointed from the sound of him now... =(

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Dhanik

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Out of all the things you could complain about...

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Johnsen1972

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boobs are huge because the horny dwarf is telling the story, it gets small later on

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Dhanik wrote...

Out of all the things you could complain about...

That's only because you don't understand what it's like being a female.

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The female Hawke is quite acceptably in the b-cup range. All elves are built like 12 year old girls, least the female ones, Bethany I think saw a fairly substantial reduction since the demo but I'd have to go look.

I've yet to meet Isabela in the released game so I'm not sure if shes still as cantaloupe large as she was in the demo. Maybe she got a reduction too, for release.

Haven't run into Anders yet, can't really say. And not being able to name the dog is a little eh but..overall not too out of phase in the bosom area I don't think except in a few cases.

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I found Isabella's breast to be game breakingly large, they just don't look right. If and when mods come out the first mod I want for her is a breast reduction mod.

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Synobal wrote...

I found Isabella's breast to be game breakingly large, they just don't look right. If and when mods come out the first mod I want for her is a breast reduction mod.


This. So many times over and over, this.
I can't take the character seriously, and it's insulting that I'm supposed to.

Really, I don't say this very often, but what the hell?

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It seems human females are the only ones capable of growing breasts in Fereldans. All the elves seem to have boobs the size of 13 year old girls.

Użytkownik The Water God edytował ten post 09 marzec 2011 - 03:45


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Be careful what you wish for, if you complain about boobs in DA2 they'll cut them entirely in DA3.

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WilliamShatner wrote...

Be careful what you wish for, if you complain about boobs in DA2 they'll cut them entirely in DA3.




no breast cancerr then too right???


sadface......

I for one like my girls with some curves, not twigs and not marshmellows....

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Grimmdead wrote...

WilliamShatner wrote...

Be careful what you wish for, if you complain about boobs in DA2 they'll cut them entirely in DA3.




no breast cancerr then too right???


sadface......

I for one like my girls with some curves, not twigs and not marshmellows....


SOME curves.
As in curves.
Actual fleshy things.

Not balloons filled to the brink of exploding with what-the-hell-ery.

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Just because a woman is slim, doesn't mean she's going to have a small bust.
 
 My GF is atheletic, and always has been and she has some impressive knockers.

 However, I do HATE IT when characters we know get different voice actors. HATE IT, HATE IT, HATE IT.

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I suppose I'm just getting used to the large boobs in videogame thing. But yes, Isabela is just silly. I'm really liking Aveline as a character though.

But why not have twiggy elves? They're elves, not humans. They're on the skinny side. Skinny means small boobs, unless you visit Isabela's plastic chiurgeon.

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Oh, look it's this thread again....

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So are the majority of the characters the same body shape again? I found the one body type on most people, especially women in the first game to be a bit odd at times. I mean it does look weird that Morrigan, Leliana and Wynne have the same body.

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ifyoureallyknew wrote...

There are so many things I want to say about Dragon Age 2, but yet the first that keeps coming to mind is: "Why are the boobs so huge?"   Don't they get in the way?  It seems it would be entirely possible to accidently chop one off, during combat.  Also, how do the female characters stand upright?  I guess the heavy weapons they carry on their back even out the weight.  Anyway, boobs are made of fat, and it just seems that a warrior wouldn't carry much fat.  I'm just...This is just so...filthy nug runners.

Secondly, why in the world is Anders so different?  He doesn't even have the same voice actor!?  He has a different writer!?  AND WHERE IS SIR-POUNCE-ALOT!?  I totally hate you, BioWare.

I have so much more to say, but yeah...I hope, that at the very least, everyone else enjoys it.  I hope I'm just going crazy.  I must be crazy.

Annoying Dwarf, guy storyteller fellow....meh.



Merill and Hawke seem to be fine. Isabella and Bethany really do seem a bit exaggerated

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A) Big boobs I won't protest. B:) They are not actually all big, just the ones that count, really. Many girls in the game aren't large chested, it's just that the small chested girls don't catch people's attention that like to complain about the large chested girls on the forum. Now if you go in the game and pay attention to every girl and make a ratio of which are and which aren't, you'll most likely see that you're exaggerating. Companions and main story characters are generally attractive. Why?: Because they are main characters. They're made out to be heroic, the best of how people imagine themselves. Do you imagine a 300 pound pizza-faced guy with an axe and warts saving the world? No, I do not imagine that is what pops in your mind. Beauty is an aspect on humanity, so heros are emphasized on being that as well. It's been that way forever, and it will continue to be.

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You think the boobs in DA2 are big? Check out the ones in Hitman Blood Money...

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You just noticed these things? Yes, the breasts are kind of enormous, but likely the majority of teenage male players will not object.

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Ryllen Laerth Kriel wrote...

You just noticed these things? Yes, the physiques are almost always unbearably perfect, but likely the majority of the players will not object.


Also known as the Fanservice Law.

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Imagine how big Isabelas boobs would be if Varric kept going with his exaggerated story (Bethany has much bigger boobs in that version - I'm sure everyone noticed). If the templar didn't tell him to cut the crap Isabelas bewbs would be so large they'd get their own district in Kirkwall...

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Zero_00 wrote...

Oh, look it's this thread again....



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I seriously CANNOT believe you people [not all in the thread, but those doing it know to whom this refers] are ****ing about the size of some of the characters breasts. ...Really? I thought you boys liked 'big boobs' and now you gripe that Isa and some others are 'too big'? Since when did you people care about 'too big'? Apparently, the fanservice is too much for you now?

@ifyoureallyknew: Well, not a flame but, your name does say it all, doesn't it?
IF you really knew, then you wouldn't ask. Having large breasts doesn't mean they get in the way, or will be self mutilated by an improper movement. We have had them for a LONG time, you know what, we live with them, matriculate around them, just like you do when you get raging hard-ons that make you uncomfortable in public [to ones with any modesty anyway].
Lots of ways to work around it even with D cups. Also, most of us whom actually do martial arts, Kendo, and the like, don't wear loose-fitting clothing on top. Additionally... 'boobs' are not 'fat'... pick up some anatomy 101 before you start spewing things like this. <_<

@SuperMedbh: I personally don't like the way they made the Elves look, but that's just my opinion. I felt they were fine the way they were in DAO. Elves are humanoid, and typically by all counts in all lore that has ever been written and scened in both written word and cinematography is they are humanoid/human-esque. Now they just look like Little Green Men that aren't green and dont have swelled up heads with bug eyes... *Sigh* :alien:
Yes, Elves are supposed to be petite in stature, but just because your short and thin doesn't mean you have to have a small bust. :blush:

Varric can interpret his recollection of the Champion any way he wishes, we are just along for the ride. Sir-Pounce-Alot would have been fun, we will see how the story goes; I'm sure there will be a DA3. ^_^

Użytkownik Kitaen edytował ten post 09 marzec 2011 - 07:43