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[wulfsturm]

ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...

Why is that erection jokes are so much more acceptable than vaginal lubrication jokes?

Penis envy, no doubt.

[Esbatty]

wulfsturm wrote...

ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...

Why is that erection jokes are so much more acceptable than vaginal lubrication jokes?

Penis envy, no doubt.

I keep seeing the title for the Alistair thread and haven't said a damn thing about the term "Gush" in it.

[The Angry One]

Envy? Pah! There are alternatives.

[wulfsturm]

The Angry One wrote...

Envy? Pah! There are alternatives.

Alternatives? Yes. Substitutions? Unless he's doing it wrong, no.

[Hrodric]

ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...

Hrodric wrote...

Is that your relevance oozing? or are you happy to see me?

*impish grin*

Why is that erection jokes are so much more acceptable than vaginal lubrication jokes?

Au contraire, ma petite amie. This was 100% vaginal lubrication joke... undistilled.

Modifié par Hrodric, 01 avril 2011 - 04:47 .

[Malja]

The Angry One wrote...

Envy? Pah! There are alternatives.

Indeed.

[mesmerizedish]

Penis envy is one of the most offensive ideas to come out of the 19th century. Not only do I not wish I had a penis, I don't even wish one to be inside me. Ever. **** penises*.




*figuratively speaking, of course

[Hrodric]

Thrennion wrote...
I'm sure I have no idea what you mean. :innocent:

Well, if you need a hand to help you check... ;-)

[Lithuasil]

More importantly, according to rumor, there's males that function properly, outside reproduction. I'll keep looking >.<

[mesmerizedish]

Hrodric wrote...

Au contraire, mon ma petite amie. This was 100% vaginal lubrication joke... undistilled.

I know exactly what kind of joke it was

[EDIT] And fixed. Mon is used, even with the feminine "amie," but the adjective "petite" renders it unnecessary. COINCIDENTALLY? The word "petite-amie" means "girlfriend."

Modifié par ishmaeltheforsaken, 01 avril 2011 - 04:48 .

[wulfsturm]

ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...

Penis envy is one of the most offensive ideas to come out of the 19th century. Not only do I not wish I had a penis, I don't even wish one to be inside me. Ever. **** penises*.




*figuratively speaking, of course

Tell me where on this doll the bad penis touched you.

[The Angry One]

Well isn't penis envy more of a male condition? You know, who's the biggest man so to speak?

[wulfsturm]

The Angry One wrote...

Well isn't penis envy more of a male condition? You know, who's the biggest man so to speak?

Perhaps, I wouldn't know though. No complaints so far.

[Chuvvy]

wulfsturm wrote...

ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...

Why is that erection jokes are so much more acceptable than vaginal lubrication jokes?

Penis envy, no doubt.

OOOOH a Freud joke. Awesome. Freud was slightly insane, everything went back to wanting to sleep with your mother or wanting to be the opposite sex.

Modifié par Slidell505, 01 avril 2011 - 04:53 .

[mesmerizedish]

The Angry One wrote...

Well isn't penis envy more of a male condition? You know, who's the biggest man so to speak?

No. Penis envy was this idea that Freud had that women lived their whole lives with an inferiority complex because they didn't have penises.

[The Angry One]

ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...

No. Penis envy was this idea that Freud had that women lived their whole lives with an inferiority complex because they didn't have penises.

Oh.
Well, Freud was a ****** anyway.

[Thrennion]

Hrodric wrote...

Thrennion wrote...
I'm sure I have no idea what you mean. :innocent:

Well, if you need a hand to help you check... ;-)

 Touche.

[wulfsturm]

ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...

No. Penis envy was this idea that Freud had that women lived their whole lives with an inferiority complex because they didn't have penises.

Clearly, he never heard of the ****** before.

[Lithuasil]

[Hrodric]

[Malja]

@Lithuasil: Interesting contribution.

[The Angry One]

Everyone in this topic is going to hell, and when we do you're all welcome to join my mission to overthrow the devil.

[wulfsturm]

Lithuasil wrote...
- Snip -

That was pretty funny. Seriously though, if it's not (the sex) lasting for longer then thirty minutes, then you're doing something terribly wrong.

Or are lazy.

The Angry One wrote...

Everyone in this topic is going to hell, and when we do you're all welcome to join my mission to overthrow the devil.

I'm already in my own personal Hell. It's quite nice, cable and internet and everything.

Modifié par wulfsturm, 01 avril 2011 - 04:56 .

[mesmerizedish]

The Angry One wrote...

Everyone in this topic is going to hell, and when we do you're all welcome to join my mission to overthrow the devil.

Speak for yourself. I plan on living forever.

[Lithuasil]

I hear the second circle is pretty nice, just a bit windy :0