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Arppis wrote...

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I like where this thread is going.


I'm afraid what will happen if Bioware gets influenced by the fact that the thread with the most pages in the Campaign and Story forum is about boobs and men in thongs.


Maybe they will go for my DA3 cover idea? :D


Or we get a thong wearing Bob from Fight Club as the next protagonist. And it would be all our fault just because we supported this thread Posted Image

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I actually mentioned that earlier in this thread hahah... that said, there was also an entirely independent thread about the lack of obesity. Part of it included a link to a DAO mod of a vastly overweight woman NPC.

I'm a woman, can you blame me? I've humored breasts long enough to savor this moment. ;)


Ah well, maybe people are starving. Only obsese person in DA:O was the tarvern owner who I coerced to go and fight the good fight. So he's dead now too. RIP only big boned person in Ferelden...

moment of silence please

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Edit: Welp. I had him live. Nobody died in Redcliffe in my playthrough. Ahah!

Modifié par Malja, 02 avril 2011 - 04:26 .


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There are no fat people in Thedas . . . . must be the water . . .


There were fat men in DA:O, like Lloyd.


forgot him . . .  .meh, i stole the bar from him and gave it to the decidedly not-fat Bella.

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Ah Redcliffe. Where the fat, unfit, cowardly, useless bartender can be made to fight.. but none of the women will.
I hate Eamon.

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da0Xeffect2 wrote...

Arppis wrote...

Malja wrote...

I actually mentioned that earlier in this thread hahah... that said, there was also an entirely independent thread about the lack of obesity. Part of it included a link to a DAO mod of a vastly overweight woman NPC.

I'm a woman, can you blame me? I've humored breasts long enough to savor this moment. ;)


Ah well, maybe people are starving. Only obsese person in DA:O was the tarvern owner who I coerced to go and fight the good fight. So he's dead now too. RIP only big boned person in Ferelden...

moment of silence please


...He charged so barevely at the undead horde. And died a hero. Last of his kind. May he be remembered in the annals (no not a typo...) of Redcliffe as a man who sacrificed his kind for the greater good!

The Angry One wrote...

Ah Redcliffe. Where the fat, unfit, cowardly, useless bartender can be made to fight.. but none of the women will.
I hate Eamon.


He is a true gentleman. Pluuus, they would just get in men's way. And they would use up all the potions over broken nails and such.

;)

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Arppis wrote...

da0Xeffect2 wrote...

Arppis wrote...

Malja wrote...

I actually mentioned that earlier in this thread hahah... that said, there was also an entirely independent thread about the lack of obesity. Part of it included a link to a DAO mod of a vastly overweight woman NPC.

I'm a woman, can you blame me? I've humored breasts long enough to savor this moment. ;)


Ah well, maybe people are starving. Only obsese person in DA:O was the tarvern owner who I coerced to go and fight the good fight. So he's dead now too. RIP only big boned person in Ferelden...

moment of silence please


...He charged so barevely at the undead horde. And died a hero. Last of his kind. May he be remembered in the annals (no not a typo...) of Redcliffe as a man who sacrificed his kind for the greater good!

This made lol. Sorry Lloyd....

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Arppis wrote...

He is a true gentleman. Pluuus, they would just get in men's way. And they would use up all the potions over broken nails and such.

;)



.... no female thong cover for you.

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Ah Redcliffe. Where the fat, unfit, cowardly, useless bartender can be made to fight.. but none of the women will.
I hate Eamon.


Eamon? Wasn't that Teagans idea? I'm pretty sure he is secretly a follower of the Qun.

"Go and administrate something woman!"

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The Angry One wrote...

Arppis wrote...

He is a true gentleman. Pluuus, they would just get in men's way. And they would use up all the potions over broken nails and such.

;)



.... no female thong cover for you.


Well played.

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The Angry One wrote...

Arppis wrote...

He is a true gentleman. Pluuus, they would just get in men's way. And they would use up all the potions over broken nails and such.

;)



.... no female thong cover for you.


NO WAIT PLEASE, GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE! I can change! Just... don't take that away from me! :o

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TobiTobsen wrote...

The Angry One wrote...

Ah Redcliffe. Where the fat, unfit, cowardly, useless bartender can be made to fight.. but none of the women will.
I hate Eamon.


Eamon? Wasn't that Teagans idea? I'm pretty sure he is secretly a follower of the Qun.

"Go and administrate something woman!"


Teagan isn't in charge, not his fault.
Besides he's cute.

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Was cute. Teagan was cute.

#1589
TobiTobsen

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Malja wrote...

Was cute. Teagan was cute.


Exactly. DA2 retconned that. Now he can stab people with his nose.

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TobiTobsen wrote...

The Angry One wrote...

Ah Redcliffe. Where the fat, unfit, cowardly, useless bartender can be made to fight.. but none of the women will.
I hate Eamon.


Eamon? Wasn't that Teagans idea? I'm pretty sure he is secretly a follower of the Qun.

"Go and administrate something woman!"


And aren't the ones who handle the administrative-side in Qun female? If I remember right. 

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TobiTobsen wrote...

Malja wrote...

Was cute. Teagan was cute.


Exactly. DA2 retconned that. Now he can stab people with his nose.


I just pictured occasions where this would happen. That involved kissing. What a violent image.

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Malja wrote...

TobiTobsen wrote...

Malja wrote...

Was cute. Teagan was cute.


Exactly. DA2 retconned that. Now he can stab people with his nose.


I just pictured occasions where this would happen. That involved kissing. What a violent image.


Ever wondered why duncan died single? :whistle:

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Arppis wrote...

And aren't the ones who handle the administrative-side in Qun female? If I remember right. 


Farming, merchants, priests, administration, etc.
2 of the triumverate are female, apparently.

Malja wrote...

Was cute. Teagan was cute.


Stop reminding me. [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/sad.png[/smilie]

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Lithuasil wrote...
Ever wondered why duncan died single? :whistle:


... he didn't die inexperienced, however. Posted Image

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Malja wrote...

Was cute. Teagan was cute.


Atleast he sported a beard... If I recall right. So he's alright in my books.

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Lithuasil wrote...

Malja wrote...

TobiTobsen wrote...

Malja wrote...

Was cute. Teagan was cute.


Exactly. DA2 retconned that. Now he can stab people with his nose.


I just pictured occasions where this would happen. That involved kissing. What a violent image.


Ever wondered why Duncan died single? [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/whistling.png[/smilie]


He was a man of duty, he didn't have time to play "house".

Modifié par Arppis, 02 avril 2011 - 04:43 .


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Arppis wrote...

Malja wrote...

Was cute. Teagan was cute.


Atleast he sported a beard... If I recall right. So he's alright in my books.


He and I are mostly on good terms. Only because he had Alistair right next to him. /insert Deep Roads jaw joke

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Malja wrote...

Arppis wrote...

Malja wrote...

Was cute. Teagan was cute.


Atleast he sported a beard... If I recall right. So he's alright in my books.


He and I are mostly on good terms. Only because he had Alistair right next to him. /insert Deep Roads jaw joke


:lol:

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Arppis wrote...

He was a man of duty, he didn't have time to play "house".


Plus these are the people he hang around with..

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... I never really looked at those guys. Why is that nose so common?!

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The Angry One wrote...

Arppis wrote...

He was a man of duty, he didn't have time to play "house".


Plus these are the people he hang around with..

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HM... No women Wardens...