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[Irish Coffee]

 I figured it had to happen eventually.

Post your favorite quotes from your companions here!
!Possible Spoiler Warning!


Survivor: "...but don't go that way, there's a huge dragon!"Merrill: "OH! Are we gonna go that way? I've never seen a huge dragon before!"

[parara]

Fenris: "I suppose a pair of lyrium breasts tattooed onto my chest would make things better."

[Liyros]

Aveline (-to Isabela): "Shut up ****."

[CatsGrin]

Aveline(-To Hawke): "You're brother's a bit of a ******"

[MikuHaru]

Elf guy in the Blooming Rose: "Everyone loved her. Sometimes twice a night!"

[Solitudinarian]

I don't remember what he said exactly, but Varric was making fun of Fenris about being broody, and then went on about how if he was any more broody, girls would be all over him and have his broody babies. It was too fast to catch, but I'm sure someone will post it,lol.

[leggywillow]

Varric and Isabela are comedy gold together.  I thought the chest hair fixation was just something meme-ish that started on the forums.  Little did I know...

[Pyrate_d]

some of the banter is okay, but there's nothing as good as the back and forth between alistair and morrigan in DAO

my favorite bit so far has probably been varric calling merrill daisy

[Maderek]

Hawke: "You have to help! There's a building on fire!"

Guard: "What? The loot will burn!"

Merrill: "There is no actual fire, is there?"

Hawke: "It's a trick, Merrill..."

[Grunk]

Isabella to some dude: "Sorry, I don't speak Nevergetsex."

[MikuHaru]

Has anyone checked out the brothel yet? It's pure gold. I had a laugh at the "Surprise Me" option a few times, too.

Other than that, I can't quite remember how it goes but I love it when Varric asks Anders about the feathers, wondering if all broody hopeless romantic apostates wore them, as he was trying to write an epic poem about one.

[Irish Coffee]

Varric, in general, is always good for a laugh. He is the one guy I NEVER leave out of the party because his banter with EVERYONE is gold, plus he's good in a fight and I feel like it makes more sense for the story if he is always with Hawke.

Varric: "Daisy, you gotta stop taking midnight strolls in Darktown alone..."
Merrill: "Why? I like it and nothing ever happens to me..."
Varric: "Ya and that nothing is costing me a fortune..."

He's such a softy for Merrill...I also hope him and Isabella hook up in the end because they crack me up (my Hawke already hooked up with Merrill, because i'm a sucker for daft woman)

[Milandor]

Fenris to Isabella: " So do you want to continue guessing what my undergarments look like?"
Isabella: " Oh yes, I do enjoy this game"

[anzurose]

Varic to Fenris, something along the lines of him impregnating women with brooding babies just by looking at them.

Those two are gold together :')

[WarJedi24]

last line of dialog between Anders and Aveline

Anders: "No....I think there's not enough dog s**t"

[Eshaye]

Merill: I met a grey warden once, Duncan was his name. He had the most marvelous beard, I'd never seen one before, I thought a squirrel was hanging on to his chin.

[Blze001]

Isabela:
"Wounded Coast, eh? I wonder if it's near the Injured Highlands. Or the Crippled Hills. Or the Massive-Head-Trauma Bay! *giggle* No one? Just me? *Sigh* forget I said anything."
"Men, women, elves, a dwarf in drags once. Wouldn't recommend that."

Hawke: "You never let me have any fun."
Bethany: "Thank the maker for that."
Aveline: "I think that's best for all of us."

[Rakumn]

My favorite by far:

Hawk: "<Sarcastic Option>"

Varric: "Hawke said sarcastically..."

Hawke: "You know I hate it when you do that."

Varric: "Hawke muttered to the dwarf angrily..."

[Dr. wonderful]

Eshaye wrote...

Merill: I met a grey warden once, Duncan was his name. He had the most marvelous beard, I'd never seen one before, I thought a squirrel was hanging on to his chin.

...Oh my god, that is awesome.

[Kemmer]

Grunk wrote...

Isabella to some dude: "Sorry, I don't speak Nevergetsex."

Hah, nice!  Well crap... all these quotes are making it even harder to choose which companions I prefer in my party.

Here's a good one:

[Killjoy Cutter]

Varric's comments to Merrill so far have priceless, and are a good balance to the scoundrel he comes off as otherwise.

[Kemmer]

Isabela: "I like big boats, I cannot lie."

[wolfsite]

There was a random NPC who broke the fourht wall:

"I wish whoever was telling this story would make me look better."

Or something like that.

[leggywillow]

This exchange had me laughing for quite a long time, during one of Sebastian's quests.

Hawke: Blah blah blah (can't remember)
Varric: "Hawke said sarcastically"
Hawke: I hate it when you do that.
Varric: "Hawke said in an angry aside to the dwarf"

He started narrating her story long before Cassandra, it seems. 

[Blood-Lord Thanatos]

carver and varric are awesome:

"I hate you dwarf" priceless