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[Rhostadt]

Double post, sorry.  

Modifié par Rhostadt, 18 mars 2011 - 01:43 .

[Rhostadt]

Killjoy Cutter wrote...

Blze001 wrote...

Parrk wrote...
"You'd never be able to do that, your tongue isn't nearly rough enough."

I can imagine Hawke getting whiplash from turning her head...

Varric *In the Gallows*: "That statue could be a comment on modern life. That comment being 'Well. Sh*t."

Isabela: "Besides, you and Donnel will be having kids soon and I'm the last person you want near them. Can you imagine the question's you'd have to answer? "Mommy, what's a hussy?" (The actual word began with an 's', but I can't remember it. It was an uncommon one)
Aveline: "I'd simply point to you and say 'That is a hussy.'"

Strumpet?

Strollop?

slat·tern noun \\ˈsla-tərn\\

Definition of SLATTERN: an untidy slovenly woman; also : ****, prostitute

Modifié par Rhostadt, 18 mars 2011 - 01:42 .

[Killjoy Cutter]

Rhostadt wrote...

Killjoy Cutter wrote...

Blze001 wrote...

Parrk wrote...
"You'd never be able to do that, your tongue isn't nearly rough enough."

I can imagine Hawke getting whiplash from turning her head...

Varric *In the Gallows*: "That statue could be a comment on modern life. That comment being 'Well. Sh*t."

Isabela: "Besides, you and Donnel will be having kids soon and I'm the last person you want near them. Can you imagine the question's you'd have to answer? "Mommy, what's a hussy?" (The actual word began with an 's', but I can't remember it. It was an uncommon one)
Aveline: "I'd simply point to you and say 'That is a hussy.'"

Strumpet?

Strollop?

slat·tern noun ˈsla-tərn

Definition of SLATTERN: an untidy slovenly woman; also : ****, prostitute

Oh, I forgot all about "slattern".  

[Birdhive]

Fenris, Sebastien and Anders in the party, with a friend-locked romanced Fenris and Sebastien at locked friendship, and Anders over 50 friendship:

Seb: "It's our duty to inform the Templars." [Paraphrase for this line, 'cause I missed it slightly]
Fen: "Then why haven't you done it yet?"
Seb: "I guess I was hoping they'd come to it on their own."
Fen: "And then you wouldn't have to betray Hawke's friends, right?"
Seb: "That's not reason enough to allow a maleficar to walk free."
Anders: "You think the templars don't know I'm here? They just haven't caught me yet."
Seb: "Which of us should do it? Should we draw lots?"
Fen: "Uh-uh. You want to turn them in, you work it out with Hawke."

And Sebastian, if you take him into the Deep Roads to look for Nathaniel Howe:
"Crawling through blight-infested tunnels, rescuing Wardens in peril. This is what I signed on for."
He says it with obvious enthusiasm--not sarcastic at all; I think he's a big fan of DA:O.

[Killjoy Cutter]

Wait, there's a quest to look for Nate Howe in the Deep Roads? I must have missed it on my first playthrough.

[TotalLamer]

I can't believe we've forgotten the best one! Got this in Lowtown with Aveline and Merrill in the party... sadly I don't remember the whole thing... heavily paraphrased.

Aveline: Merrill, that mirror of yours... is it dangerous?
Merrill: Well, it's really quite heavy...
Aveline: I mean, could it hurt someone?
Merrill: I suppose if it fell on them...
Aveline: Merrill! Is the mirror a threat to the people of Kirkwall or not?!
Merrill: Only if they were sitting right beneath it!

It's a longer exchange than that, I just can't remember it all.

[Big_Chief]

One of my favorites from Aveline and Isabela in the third act:

Isabela: How's married life, big girl?
Aveline: It's been good. No, great. I'd forgotten what it was like to...
Isabela: Be flipped ass over ****** and hammered like a bent nail?
Aveline: ...To be loved.
Isabela: Oh. Right. Of course.
Aveline: Not that I'm complaining about the other thing.

[GameBoyish]

Kitimandiri wrote...

Sebastian: I've noticed your aim is a little off.
Varric: Excuse me?
Sebastian: They veer a little bit to the left, I thought your cocking ring might be a bit off. I could take a look if you like.
Varric: You want to touch Bianca's cocking ring?
Sebastian: It was just a thought.

I just...died.

This MUST be on the Wikia NAO!

[Puzzlewell]

Aviena wrote...

HolyJellyfish wrote...
Isabela: So, how good is Donnic? Is he ****sure?
Aveline: (Sighs) Just... get it out of your system.
Isabela: Did he curl your toes?
Isabela: Pudding your peach?
Isabela: Dampen your Divine?
Isabela: Kaddis your Kate?
Isabela: Praise your Maker?
Isabela: Explore your Deep Roads?
Isabela: Gray your Warden?
Isabela: Shank your Jory?
Isabela: Or did he cup your joining?
Isabela: How about "satisfy a demand of your Qun."
Aveline: Yes, all right? He is an incredibly proficient lover. Happy?
Isabela: Whoa! Thats a little personal.

You forgot
Isabela: "establish your canon?"

Pure gold.

My favorite was "Arl your Eamon?"

[Falandra]

This happened during Isabela's companion quest in Arc III.

I don't remember how exatly it went, but it was something like:

Isabela: You need to be convincing, call me names, even hit me.
Good Fem!Hawke: I don't think I can do that.
Isabela: Come on, you never wanted to slap me?
Anders: Yes.
Fenris: Yes.
Isabela: I didn't ask you!

I laughed so hard after that...


And also when you're hunting the apostates who ran away from the Circle - in the house of the Orlesians whose son is in the Hanged man.

Orlesian Woman: The Hanged Man! Oh, but that place is filthy!
Varric (in fake Orlesian accent): Oh, but that place is filthy! (laughs)
Fenris: It IS filthy.

But generally, every Varric's banter is priceless... Oh how I love companions in DA2! They never fail to amuse me...

Modifié par Falandra, 18 mars 2011 - 05:15 .

[nickscryer]

Falandra wrote...

Isabela: You need to be convincing, call me names, even hit me.
Good Fem!Hawke: I don't think I can do that.
Isabela: Come on, you never wanted to slap me?
Anders: Yes.
Fenris: Yes.
Isabela: I didn't ask you!

I laughed so hard after that...

I also like th sarcastic comment during the exchange after that.

Isabela: What? Thats wasn't the plan. What are you doing?
Hawke: Remember when you ran off on me with the tome of Cosland? This is like that, only funnier!

[Birdhive]

Killjoy Cutter wrote...

Wait, there's a quest to look for Nate Howe in the Deep Roads? I must have missed it on my first playthrough.

Obviously, first you have to have imported a save from Awakenings which has Nate alive, then you need to look for Delilah Howe in Hightown during the start of Act 2 (I think, maybe 3).  She'll have an exclamation point over her head, but no other indicator that she's around or that the quest may be available.

[Eveangaline]

Varric: So, you and Hawke, huh?
Fenris: What of it?
Varric: Just want to make sure I get all the details right when I tell this story. Tell me, did he sweep you off your feet? I assume he did the sweeping, since he's taller. It's a bit awkward otherwise.
Fenris: I'll only tell you this- there was no sweeping involved.
Varric: Ever little detail helps


I was surprised to click on Gamlen and hear him comment on the romance.
"So you're into elves? Guess I don't have to ask which one of you is the girl"

[Kryplixx]

Choose the sarcastic option in the Hanged Man for the quest to frame a Templar.

"He's all demon-y! He sacrificed a goat!"

[Aithieel]

Eveangaline wrote...
I was surprised to click on Gamlen and hear him comment on the romance.
"So you're into elves? Guess I don't have to ask which one of you is the girl"

He says almost same when with Anders.

Also chat with Varric is simmilar ^^.

[Eveangaline]

Hmm...do Sebastian or Aveline ever comment on your romance? I can't seem to get them to.

[MoogleNut]

As accurate as i can remember, some of my favourites are:

After a battle,
Isabela:" I took care of it....Hawke helped a little."

Or when she's unable to pick a lock "Would you also like me to make pigs fly?"

Sarcastic Hawke when Merril asks her to come visit:
"Oh ok, but only because you asked me in that 'you kicked my puppy voice'.

Honestly though, there's just too many funnies in this game I've barely stopped laughing for the past week - my flatmates are starting to size me up for a straight-jacket!

Modifié par MoogleNut, 18 mars 2011 - 09:35 .

[teeru]

I like when Female Hawke says at Kirkwall:
"Couldn't we just let the pretty, people in?"

[xZitx]

I've got the impression DA2 is a bit funnier than origins. What do you think? is it just me, lol?





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs0i_Ht2NvE

Fav:
I do just fine whoring myself out without your help, thank you.

Modifié par xZitx, 18 mars 2011 - 09:57 .

[Trophonius]

Eveangaline wrote...

Hmm...do Sebastian or Aveline ever comment on your romance? I can't seem to get them to.

When you do Aveline/Donnic's courtship quest, you have the option to ask her about whether or not she's sure about Donnic. If you're romancing Anders, she'll comment on how Anders is cursed and you'll be able to say something about how you two aren't bright examples yourselves.

[Taura-Tierno]

Chassthemighty wrote...

Walking to the Ol' Hawke Estate with my usual group of Varric, Fenris and Merrill

Varric: Elf, you still owe me five sovereigns from the other night.
Fenris: I know, i'm good for it.
Varric: And by good for it, you mean you're going to borrow it from Hawke.
Hawke: *sighs*
Varric: ...So.. You joining us for another game tonight?
Fenris: You know it.
Merrill: I want to play!
Varric: I don't think that's a smart idea Daisy.


Man, Fenris is a crappy gambler. And silly Merrill you don't know how to open doors (Bonus if you get the reference)

I had a variation of that conversation. But Varric didn't refer to borrowing from Hawke, he said: "And by good for it, you mean you think you can win it from Isabela" and after that it's pretty much the same, although I didn't have Merril. Interestingly small nuances!

[berelinde]

Anders (to Carver): You've got a really big chip on your shoulder.
Carver: I've got a really big blade on my shoulder, magey.
Anders: Right. Wonder what you're compensating for.

Aveline: So, your Keeper tells you to stop kicking each other or she'll turn the aravel around?
Merrill: Sometimes, she also wants us to stop pulling hair.

Modifié par berelinde, 19 mars 2011 - 12:23 .

[Taura-Tierno]

This was so hilarious, I can't believe nobody's posted it. Fenris and Varric are discussion mages vs templars, and how Varric doesn't seem to have an opinion on the matter.

Fenris: So you have no opinion, one way or the other?

Varric: Opinions are like testicles. Kick them hard enough and it doesn't matter how many you've got.

Fenris: That's ... one perspective. (or some equal comment of defeat)


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This really cracked me up, too:

Isabela: Speaking of romance... You and Fenris, eh? That taut, controlled body, the brooding demeanor and intense gaze... I hear he still wears the shackles from his life in bondage...under his clothes. You know what they say about men like that, don't you?

Hawke: (Sighs) I'm going to regret asking you to continue, aren't I?

Isabela: He can't find a saw. (Laughs) I had you there! You thought I was going to say something dirty! (Laughs)

[VikingDream]

Funnist thing in DA2 just happened i had Bella Fenirus and Aviline in my party and the banter went like this.

Bella: So i hear Donic has been in seen in the Blooming Rose

Aviline: What?

Bella: Don't worry he wasn't shopping for himself your luck to have a man who tries to please you, but you could pay a bit more attention to his needs has he got any spiceal parts you haven't touched.

Aviline: What why do you say such things?

Bella: Aviline if you shove your thumb up his ares i win

Fenirus: *dirty chuckle*

Can't stop laughting at it it was so worth playing through a second time just for that i hope there's more hidden treasure like this

Modifié par VikingDream, 19 mars 2011 - 12:22 .

[WaterGem]

Not exact but pretty close....

Varric: So, what do you do in that giant house all day?
Fenris: I dance.
Varric: Really?
Fenris: I run from room to room choreographing routines.
Varric: He jokes! Alert the Chantry and mark the calendars.
Fenris: And you thought I was always serious.