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[Selidor]

I can't remember the exact quote, but if you have Fenris in your party when exploring Smetty's Fish Guttery during Gamlen's Greatest Treasure he complains about the smell of fish, which amused me because he spends so much time making melodramatic statements about mages and/or his own misery that it's funny to hear him complain about something so trivial.

[Madame Rose Crimsynn]

Selidor wrote...

I can't remember the exact quote, but if you have Fenris in your party when exploring Smetty's Fish Guttery during Gamlen's Greatest Treasure he complains about the smell of fish, which amused me because he spends so much time making melodramatic statements about mages and/or his own misery that it's funny to hear him complain about something so trivial.

Fenris: Fish, fish, and more fish! Plaugh! Let's look for those crates.

[Raiil]

Orlesian Woman: The Hanged Man! Oh, but that place is filthy!
Varric (in fake Orlesian accent): Oh, but that place is filthy! (laughs)

The first time it happened to look away from the screen, so I just giggled. The second time I actually saw his face and had to stop myself from falling out of the chair. Varric makes the best facial expressions.

[Rehanna]

My favorite so far has been the cutscene after my f!Hawke and Anders got together. Hawke said she didn't think Varric was the jealous type and he tells her he's taken. She teases him that Bianca is in her way again and he tells her that Bianca is the jealous type.

My f!Hawke and Aeduacan Warden are both sad they can't romance Varric, but can you imagine the story he'd be telling Cassandra if he was romanced?

[Dunhart]

berelinde wrote...

Aveline: So, your Keeper tells you to stop kicking each other or she'll turn the aravel around?
Merrill: Sometimes, she also wants us to stop pulling hair.

When does this happen?

[Madame Rose Crimsynn]

Dunhart wrote...

berelinde wrote...

Aveline: So, your Keeper tells you to stop kicking each other or she'll turn the aravel around?
Merrill: Sometimes, she also wants us to stop pulling hair.

When does this happen?

That's a random party banter, I believe. I'd have to check to be sure. 

[Ninja Mage]

When Aveline needs Hawke's help and Isabela barges in, and she says, "I have something important to say!"

And Aveline replies with, "Let me guess, Anyone want a drink, and who's the father?"

Was hilarious

[tddobbs]

Just started my second playthrough.

Aveline in the Chantry: I'm always uncomfortable around Chantry Sisters. It's because of that red-haired trickster in Lothering.

Now I want to take her to meet "Sister Nightingale"...just to see if she has anything to say...

[phantomdragoness]

Fenris: Fish, fish and more fish. UGH. Well...let's search the crates and get out of here.

XD

[pamkhat]

Isabela says to Aveline, "You're splitting hairs like you wish someone would split yours."

I think it was the Act 2 Donnic stuff when you're trying to hook them up. Absolutely crude, but I remember it so it had to be a good quote XD

[JayTheWolf]

 lol, anything Varric says is comedic brilliance. 
I was starting Sebastian's Act II companion quest, when you first recruit him, and Varric was hilarious. 

*~*

Sebastian: I-- Oh, Hawke! We were just talking about you.
Hawke: Saying good things, I hope?
Varric: "Hawke asked diplomatically."
Hawke: You know, I hate it when you do that.
Varric: "Hawke muttered in an angry aside to the dwarf..."

 <----  ^^

*~*

Sebastian: But I am the last of my line. I shouldn't go in alone and make myself a target.
Hawke: Why is everyone looking at me?
Varric: I don't know why Choir Boy here didn't yell "Hawke to the rescue!" That's clearly what he was going for.

Modifié par JayTheWolf, 19 mars 2011 - 11:11 .

[PunkNouveau13]

Merril in Sundermount "I hate to say it but my ancestors were not thinking clearly when they decided to bury people on top of a mountain."
Isabela at the begining of "The Long Road" quest: "Wait, wasn't lady man-hands married?"
Varric: Rivaini, stop looking at my chest. My eyes are up here.Isabela: But the chest hair. 
Varric: I'm a person, not an object.
Isabela: Uh, Varric?
Varric: I'm just s***ing you.

[Ramante]

Talkative man: 'No. He knows. He knows that I know. But what he doesn't know is that I know that he knows that I know.'
Varric: 'How do you know that he doesn't know that you know that he knows that you know, you know?'


Friends anyone? xD

[KyleTheArtist]

 Act 3. Walking to Gamlen's House.

Sebastian: You lived here?! I'm sorry.


The way he said it was absolutely priceless.... XD

Modifié par KyleTheArtist, 19 mars 2011 - 10:11 .

[xZitx]

I wish I had videos of every funny banter scene I did not get ingame. like that one @Kyle
It's the accents that really sell it sometimes.

[KyleTheArtist]

 I know. He was trully amazed and sorry at the same time. I never laughed so hard.

Fenris: Who's 'Bianca'?
Varric: My crossbow. Say hello Bianca!
Fenris: I mean why Bianca. You must have named her after someone?
Varric: Nope. Mirrabelle was taken.
Fenris: They way you fondle your weapon is disturbing.
Varric: Hey! I'm a perfect gentleman. In public.

Sebastian: I could give you archery pointers, if you'd like.
Varric: Excuse me?
Sebastian: I noticed you turn left a little when you shoot. I could take a look at Bianca's cocking ring if you like.
Varric: You want to touch Bianca's cocking ring?
Sebastian: It was just a thought....

cocking ring...*snicker* I'm soooo imature.

Modifié par KyleTheArtist, 19 mars 2011 - 10:28 .

[xZitx]

While Isabela's quest in ACT3
Varric: I hope Isabela leaves an obvious trail.
Varric: Wait, what am I talking about? Isabela's never subtle.

soo right Varric

[KyleTheArtist]

Varric: I've know you for 3 years and I still don't get you. I give up. Fine you win!
Varric: What's you like boys? Sheep? You slept with your sister?
Sebastian: What are you talking about?
Varric: Nobody is this clean! After you take your vows....you go down to the hanged man, get drunk and run around in womens clothing?
Sebastian: I've been honest with you and Hawke.
Varric: Liar.
Sebastian: Lying is a sin
Varric: Bah!

Can't you just feel the love? 

Varric: (mocking) Oooh, but The Hanged Man is filthy! Hehehe!
Fenris: (grim) It is filthy.

Modifié par KyleTheArtist, 19 mars 2011 - 11:24 .

[SmokeyTheBear]

Varric was in my house messing with my dog.

Varric: I'm up 2 sovereigns.
Dog: *whines*
Varric: You're getting good at [insert gambling games name]
Dog: *happy bark*
Hawke: You're.... teaching my dog how to gamble.
Varric: My uncle had a half-dozen terriers that gambled all the time and won often.
Varric: You got a long way to go before you're as good as them.
Dog: *angry growl*
Varric: Well, at least you're still better than Anders.

Hawke: Has somebody been swinging on the chandelier? ........ Sandal...
Or if Merrill is living with you:
Hawke: Has somebody been swinging on the chandelier? ........ Merrill...

Alistair: Great time for you to arrive, Champion. Witness the Knight-Commander taking the last of my masculinity.

Anders: A wizard did it.

Xenon the Antiquarian: Don't fondle Andraste.....

Varric: Why call it Blackmarsh?
Anders: Kind of ruins the appeal of going there.
Varric: Beermarsh? Nah.
Anders: Marsh ruins any sort of redemption. Kittenmarsh? Flowermarsh?
Hawke: O hai lulz
(Or something to that effect >.>)

Anders: Andraste's flaming knickers!

[wetnasty]

Right in the middle of talking to the templar Emeric about the disappearance of one of the templars and a mage.

Varric: "I had a friend who disappeared once. LOL. Turns out he was under my bed drunk the whole time."



*awkward silence*




Varric: "...wut?"

[Freeway911]

Isabella: An apostate prostitute, An apostitute.

[Freeway911]

Double posted sorry.

Modifié par Freeway911, 19 mars 2011 - 11:54 .

[Sural Argonus]

I have to give credit to the writers...and the voice actors....they did a great job bringing humor to the game.

However...Anders has my favorite comment. First time I heard it...I just loved it. "Andraste's Knicker Weasels!!"


The banter between Varric and Isabela...haven't found one I don't like....then throw in the naive Merrill...Not understanding why Isabela insisted on giving her crew "alone" time......

[Miri1984]

Fenris: Shall we go back to guessing what my underclothes are like?
Isabela: Oooh, yes, I LIKE that game!

[Dr. Nexas]

Merrill: I kinda miss the Quanri. They didn't talk much, but they were pretty easy on the eyes.

Modifié par Dr. Nexas, 20 mars 2011 - 01:22 .