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[Ktauliss]

*sigh* there are too many Funny Dialogs to count in this game including if you have been playing aggressive/angry you get the line on Magistrates Orders from Hawke "The Magistrate can sod off".

But what I find funniest (in a sad sort of way) is how every bleeding time you help someone in DA:O, DA:A or DA2 who is or who becomes a merchant they give you that line about how they are gonna give you a bleeding 'discount' ......

[Ktauliss]

  sorry double post

Modifié par Ktauliss, 23 mars 2011 - 01:33 .

[ad1dash0lm3s]

Aveline: I forgot what it was like to..
Isabela: Be bent *** over ****** and hammered like a nail.
Aveline: To be loved.
Isabela: Oh, yeah.
Aveline: Not that I am complaining about the other thing.

[Lethe Vas'Dur]

something like this it was a random part conversation so you never get to save before they say it...
varic: daisy did your remember your string?
Merril: no I left it back (some where) I don't lost when I'm following hawk

[hoorayforicecream]

This exchange had me laughing so hard that I had tears in my eyes:

Isabela: Psst. I've got some of it written down now.
Varric: Give it here. "Her breasts strained against the leather jerkin like two wild stallions corralled against their will." (Chuckles) "She pounced–the smooth moves of a jungle cat–and locked her thighs around Donnic's waist. He–"
Aveline: What?
Isabela: Nothing.
Aveline: What is that?
Isabela: Shh! (Giggles)
Varric: Isabela just thought she'd celebrate your love affair with a... written dedication.
Isabela: It's "friend-fiction!" I do it out of love.
Aveline: I will never, ever be clean again.

[Durgon Ironfist]

MasterSamson88 wrote...

zambixi wrote...

This isn't from a companion, but from the 'Talkative Man' in the Hanged Man.
(something along the lines of)
TMan: Have you heard? The King of Ferelden likes cheese! King Alistair is a fan of our beloved Andraste's cheeses.

 

I dearly hope that cheese was pourous before he got his hands on it.......

[zebrakeys]

Random little boy in Darktown: "My mother says all elves have the clap!"
I had to pause the game because i fell out of my chair laughing.
Now that I think about it it wasn't super funny.....but something about innocence dying makes me chuckle.

[KyleTheArtist]

 Hawke: Mage this, templar that. It's like there's nothing else to talk about.
Sebastian: Last time mages rebelled against the Chantry was in the Tevinter. We don't want that happening here.
Fenris: I knew I liked you.

He said it with such pride and enthusiasm, I shed a tear of joy.

Modifié par KyleTheArtist, 23 mars 2011 - 06:29 .

[Madame Rose Crimsynn]

Click on Merrill when you're in the docks:

"Why does it always smell like cabbage?"

The way she says it is so adorable and can crack people up.

[Vhalkyrie]

[During the Long Road quest]

Aveline: Alright, I can fix this. I need three goats and a sheaf of wheat. You'll take him to his mother.
Hawke: {Raises eyebrow}
Aveline: It's a dowry tradition.
Fenris: Dowry? So this isn't about an...accusation.
Aveline: No, it's not.
Fenris to Hawke: She's courting the man. With a fear reserved for dragons.

[dragonflight288]

[during Aveline's quest with Donec]

Aveline: Hawke! What a surprise seeing you here!?!
Hawke: We don't have all night you know.
Merrill: Oh you are so adorable together. Just kiss him already!

[Felene]

Not from companions but still ...

Aggressive Hawke: Your lost garbage, serah.

[Akaneryuu2]

Anders: Go ahead. Say it.
Sebastian: Say what?
Anders: I saw you watching me.
Sebastian: I was looking at the clouds.
Anders:Don't give me that. I know you've been judging me. You think I'm out of control. How can I claim to speak for mages when I'm half-demon myself?
Sebastian:The one over there looks a bit like a bunny rabbit.

And

when varric says to fenris : Opinions are like testicles. You kick them hard enough, it doesn't matter how many you've got

Kind of made my day

[Giggles_Manically]

Outside the Hanged Man:

Isabela; ah the Hanged Man. Sometimes its nice to go to a place where every one knows your name.

Just about died from laughter at the Cheers reference.

[nyxocity]

 Random banter that I'm pulling from memory--probably not 100% accurate:

Merrill: It's perfectly safe to walk the streets of the Alienage at night. I do it all the time and nothing's ever happened to me.

Varric: *grumbling* Yeah, and that "nothing" is costing me a fortune.

Oh, Varric! <3

Modifié par thenyxie, 23 mars 2011 - 09:32 .

[Numara]

Fenris: so.. you are living now with hawke?
Anders: Does it matters to you?
Fenris: Be good with him. Break his heart and I will kill you!

And later Fenris with Isabela, dont remember all the words, something like this

Isabela: Last night was wonderfull
Fenris: come to my place again tonight
Isabela says something about he asking her straigh
Fenris: I thought you liked it this way, do you prefer flowers, some gifts?
Isabela: No, its ok
Fenris: Ok, come to my place tonight then

I was shocked with those lines, My Isabela and Fenris are together? really?XD

[ReallyRue]

Isabela: "I love big boats and I cannot lie".
Actually, most of what Isabela says is marvelous.

Also Fenris, when talking about Varric's lack of beard: "I thought it fell onto your chest."

Merrill asking if Qunari scratch their heads like the halla do, by rubbing them on trees. And whenever she completely misses the point.

Aveline: "He's a bit of a ******, your brother".

[ReallyRue]

zebrakeys wrote...

Random little boy in Darktown: "My mother says all elves have the clap!"
I had to pause the game because i fell out of my chair laughing.
Now that I think about it it wasn't super funny.....but something about innocence dying makes me chuckle.

I laughed at that with more enthusiasm than I should have done...

[Silentmode]

*when talking to Seb at the start of the Repentance quest*
Sebastian: Hawke! We were just talking about you.
Hawke: (aggressively) Is the Flint Company bothering you again?
Varric: "Hawke asked aggressively."
Hawke: You know I hate it when you do that.
Varric: "Hawke muttered in an angry aside to the dwarf..."

[phantomdragoness]

(I'm paraphrasing, because I was laughing my arse off after hearing this!)

Varric: No, no. Too mosaic.
Anders: How about...dipped in gold, and set in the Viscount's Keep as a statue?
Varric: Ohhh! That's poetic!
Hawke: What ARE you two talking about?
Varric: What we're going to do to Bartrand when we find him.
Anders: Any suggestions?

[Aurelet]

Birdhive wrote...

Killjoy Cutter wrote...

Wait, there's a quest to look for Nate Howe in the Deep Roads? I must have missed it on my first playthrough.

Obviously, first you have to have imported a save from Awakenings which has Nate alive, then you need to look for Delilah Howe in Hightown during the start of Act 2 (I think, maybe 3).  She'll have an exclamation point over her head, but no other indicator that she's around or that the quest may be available.

Architect must be alive as well

[Tashash]

Merrill to Dog, after she tells the tale of Fen Harel.

"I'm glad you enjoyed it, so few animals are interested in learning Dalish history."

A) I adore the accent and I can just see Merrill telling Dalish stories to random cats, dogs, birds etc.

[0btuse]

In Hanged Man with Isabella in Act 3 beginning.
Hawke: I could'nt have done it without you .
Isabella: Bull****, you would have stormed the keep and slaughtered every Qunari if you had to. You and Aveline. I mean look at her, shes a woman shaped battering ram.

[nakrato]

Killjoy Cutter wrote...

I'm trying to find the actual conversation that Merrill has with Avaline (I think) that ends with Merrill saying "I'd rather keep it with Hawke".

I can'y remember the start, I think Merril ask Aveline why she is running around with Hawke, then it goes

Merril: Is it becasue you are fond of Hawke? I sorta am( I think it goes like that)
Aveline: Good, keep it to yourself
Merril: Id rather keep it with him.

[Miri1984]

Oh I just got the best ever Fenris/Varric banter:

Varric: What do you do in that mansion all day?
Fenris: I dance of course.
Varric: What?
Fenris: I run from room to room choreographing routines.
Varric: You actually made a joke!
Fenris: And you thought I was always serious.