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[coderkitten]

Silentmode wrote...

Paraphrased Isabela and Seb banter.
Seb: Why are you here?
Izzy: What do you mean?
Seb: Why do you follow Hawke? You don't seem to care about anything we do. And following us isn't going to get you a ship any faster.
Izzy: I'm mostly here for the sex.
Seb: Huh?
Izzy: Hawke is a absolute tiger in between the sheets. All night, every night.

I had a version of this, went like this:

Seb: Why are you here?
Izzy: What do you mean?
Seb: Why do you follow Hawke? You don't seem to care about anything we do. And following us isn't going to get you a ship any faster.
Izzy: Its the Blooming Rose. I'm paid up until the end of the year.
Seb: the brothal?
Izzy: What, just because I'm a woman I can't visit a brothal? You're just not using your imagination.... oh~ now you are

I laughed hard at that one!

[Invalidcode]

From witty Hawke, while the Viscount holds his dead son's body.

(Not word to word, but close enough)
Hawke: At least it can't get any worst today, it is pretty late.
Viscount: (Very sad voice) I am sorry I can't find any humor in my son's death.

After your party walks out,
Aveline: Hawke, you are an ass, 'Pretty late', really?

[Numara]

Before the ening battle Carver ( grey warden) and Hawke (Cant remember all the words, was something like this)

Carver says about hes happy being together again bla bla
Hawk: You jerk, want me to cry infront of all?
Carver: Its for the onions, i used them on your armor, was Avelines idea
then they talk about their mother
Carver and hawke : The hawke brothers together again

[Felene]

Varric:"Hawke to the rescue!"

[sunspirits]

Random guy in the docks..."Elf this, Elf that. I should 'elf' your mother."

[dragonflight288]

Hawke: We can't all be serious and toe the line as you. You need a counter-balance.

Aveline: I don't recall asking to be the brunt of your jokes.

Hawke: Donec.

Aveline: ....all right. So sometimes I do.

[DoNotIngest]

Parrk wrote...

When you go to the hanged man to confront the escaped mage Emile; he begin going on about how he's never been with a woman. He mutters something about pleasing fem-Hawke, to which a romanced Merill replies something like:

"You'd never be able to do that, your tongue isn't nearly rough enough."


I wish I remembered it better, because I am constantly shocked that it is not mentioned repeatedly on these lists.

Oh my. Merrill, Merrill, you dirty girl. Well, it's not on youtube, I spose this entails a femhawke in my future


To whoever mentioned the barkeep saying pigeons were dissapearing through Ferelden-- Watch this vid, go to 14:14, the veeery last page in the book Varric is reading to the Seeker is turned for a split second between 14:14 and 14:15. It's a picture of a chicken running from Shale, who's walking away from another dead chicken.




Love it.

[teknoarcanist]

One NPC in the hanged man went, "Does it seem to you like the world is getting . . . simpler? Everything used to be more complicated. Fighting...even eating!"

Fourth-wall break ftw.

Also, "Nothing makes me angrier than seeing a mage turn to demons to oppose the templars. There is no better way to assure we will never be free."

From ANDERS.
I'm like "...what."

[UltiPup]

Bioware should release a book that is based on the book Varric reads to us. Millions would buy it. MILLIONS.

[SmokeyTheBear]

That's where the phrase "Kill two birds with one stone", comes from, DoNotIngest.

Live long, Shale.

And splatter many ground-bound avians.

[JediHealerCosmin]

Varric: "I swear that I will find that son of a b***h - sorry mother - and I will kill him!" 

[einherjar81]

I almost died while I was going to visit Sebastian in the Chantry in Act III... Merrill asks Aveline about Donnic, and she replied "Don't you have something unholy to do?" And I can't remember Merrill's retort, but it was equally LOL!

[DalishRanger]

einherjar81 wrote...

I almost died while I was going to visit Sebastian in the Chantry in Act III... Merrill asks Aveline about Donnic, and she replied "Don't you have something unholy to do?" And I can't remember Merrill's retort, but it was equally LOL!

If I recall, it's, "No, we're following Hawke. That's important, too."

[einherjar81]

Yep, that's it... Poor Merrill, everyone picks on her...

[DoNotIngest]

Isabela: You and Hawke... something's there, isn't there?
Merrill: He's clever, strong, and wonderful. How can anyone not love him?
Isabela: Oh, I could give you a list, but that would just bore you.
Isabela: So... did you get naked?
Merrill: Isabela!
Isabela: Ooh, look at that blush. That good, huh?

Modifié par DoNotIngest, 26 mars 2011 - 06:52 .

[Irish Porkchopp]

"Snore" said the Viscount, lying in his bed.
"BOO!" said the Arishok and off went his head!

Heard a random say that in Darktown. Ha ha.

[xSleeplessDragon]

Guy in the Hanged Man: I hear the Champion of Kirkwall's killed a dozen dragons and sleeps on a bed made from their bones. And I hear she uses the Arishok's skull as a gravy boat.
Other guy: You believe everything you hear, don't you?

Armor merchant: Tired of getting stabbed? Buy some armor!
Weapons merchant: Want to do some stabbing? Try out this dagger!

And Anders in the Qunari compound: Qunari give me the creeps. No one is that dedicated to some abstract ideal.
....oh Anders. /facepalm

[Iseleth]

Beginning of Sebastian's quest in act III, when you discuss whether the Divine will send soldiers to Kirkwall:

Varric: Can we keep the exalted marching to a minimum? I keep all my stuff in Kirkwall.

[nubbers666]

*isebella* guys are only good for 1 thing girls are good for 6
bethany* oh
hawk* ISSEBLLA

lol

[HolyJellyfish]

Anders: I can't imagine what Hawke sees in you.

Fenris: It is done. Leave it be.

Anders: Well, good. I always knew she had some sense.

Fenris: Do not make light of this. Leaving was the hardest thing I've ever done.

Isabela: Oh, will you two get over yourselves? I've done with her too.
*silence*

I loved dragging those three around. It was Party Sexy Timez. And I was lucky enough to get Anders & Fenris' new armor, didn't get Isabela's however...

We were still Party Bringing Sexy Back.

[HolyJellyfish]

And....

Hawke: "Are you Smith?"
Smith: "Yes."
Hawke: "... Is your name Smith because it is your trade?"
Smith: "Yes."
Hawke: "Goodbye."
Smith: "Goodbye."

[rma2110]

Merill: The Qunari seem so dour. I wonder what would happen if I tickled them.
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Merill: The Qunari must like something. Flowers, sunshine, butterflies?
Aveline: If I ever see a Qunari admiring a butterfly, you'll be the fist to know.

[CLime]

Merrill: Don't be silly. A dowry would only matter if you're courting him.
Aveline: Merrill...
Merrill: *GASP* You're courting him!

[dragonflight288]

Merrill: Why do you always win at cards?

Isabella: Because I cheat kitten.

[HolyJellyfish]

Emile de Launcet is comedic gold.

During "On The Loose" at the Hanged Man - You sort of HAVE to bring Isabela, Anders, and Fenris. The whole dialogue is just hilarious.

Thankfully someone posted a video of the exchange. Check it out.


Emile: "Wow... Are... Are you a mage? Because you just magicked my breath away."


Emile: "Some people say I am a blood mage. I am dangerous. Do you like danger?"
Isabela: "This is what lack of sex does to a person. One can only live in horror."



Emile: "I... just wanted to live a little. If you are going to kill me, do it"
Hawke "Emile wants to live. Why don't you... give him a hand Isabela."
Isabela: "You don't mean.... no... No! He's revolting! I do just fine whoring myself without your help, thanks."

Hawke: "Did you really escape the circle just so you can kiss girls?"
Emile: "Well... not really... I've heard of so many other things you can do with girls!"
Fenris: "... This is an act. A mage who makes himself out to be harmless."
Anders: "No. I think he's really that pathetic."

Modifié par HolyJellyfish, 27 mars 2011 - 10:19 .