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[Aggie Punbot]

Fenris: Why is it called The Hanged Man? Was someone hanged here?
Anders: If a man is said to be "hung" he's drunk, I think.
Varric: Actually, they *did* hang people here. By their feet. Until they starved.
Fenris: *chuckle* It's a good thing they were drunk, then.

Modifié par TS2Aggie, 27 mars 2011 - 11:35 .

[Backstabbah]

Jennifer Brandes Hepler wrote...

Apostitutes was not a blooper. I begged Sheryl to put that in.

I will honor your endeavor.

[Jilinna]

I just saw this on my second playthrough & died laughing! In Act three where you need to find a certain ex Antivan assassin, I went to talk to Terath first instead of the girl that is helping hide Zevran & converstaion went like this..

Terath: You do not belong here, Shemlen.

FemaleHawke: (sarcastic response) What about my -- Dear Maker! Where did my self-righteousness and pointy ears go?

Terath: Why, you... You.. Shemlen!!

haha the way they both said there lines was priceless! Whoever found FemaleHawkes voice actor deserves praise She does such a great job the entire game!

Modifié par Jilinna, 27 mars 2011 - 03:49 .

[Taura-Tierno]

One of the "companions" at the Blooming Rose:

Let's go, I'll let you roll for initative.

That was a funny reference.

[Torax]

Jilinna wrote...

I just saw this on my second playthrough & died laughing! In Act three where you need to find a certain ex Antivan assassin, I went to talk to Terath first instead of the girl that is helping hide Zevran & converstaion went like this..

Terath: You do not belong here, Shemlen.

FemaleHawke: (sarcastic response) What about my -- Dear Maker! Where did my self-righteousness and pointy ears go?

Terath: Why, you... You.. Shemlen!!

haha the way they both said there lines was priceless! Whoever found FemaleHawkes voice actor deserves praise She does such a great job the entire game!

I have to agree. Sarcastic female hawke is awesome. Main reason I'd play female is her voice but then I'm always a sarcastic. It's just too funny and perfect.

[CyberSnakeME2]

KyleTheArtist wrote...

 ^Same quest. After Isabella walks of to sex Zevran.
Sebastian: Why do i get the feeling it is not a good idea to leave those two alone?
Fenris: Are we sure he's from an assassins guild?
*both shake heads*

Hawke: I'm not sure I can pull this off...
Isabella: Come on! Didn't you ever wanna slap me?
Fenris: Yes.
Sebastian: Is that a trick question?
Isabella: I did not ask you two!

This one is even better if you bring Fenris and Merrill along, in the way it goes.

Hawke: I'm not sure I can pull this off...
Isabella: Come on! Didn't you ever wanna slap me?
Fenris: Yes.
Merrill: Yes... Wait what are we voting on?
Isabella: I did not ask you two!

[PinkShoes]

F!Hawke: So i shouldnt slit my wrists and dance naked under the moon?

Anders: I would pay to see that

[Kotetsimaru]

Merrill and Anders talking about sir pounce a lot = priceless

So who knighted him?
Did he have a cap with a feather in it?

[Thiefy]

DoNotIngest wrote...

Parrk wrote...

When you go to the hanged man to confront the escaped mage Emile; he begin going on about how he's never been with a woman. He mutters something about pleasing fem-Hawke, to which a romanced Merill replies something like:

"You'd never be able to do that, your tongue isn't nearly rough enough."


I wish I remembered it better, because I am constantly shocked that it is not mentioned repeatedly on these lists.

Oh my. Merrill, Merrill, you dirty girl. Well, it's not on youtube, I spose this entails a femhawke in my future


To whoever mentioned the barkeep saying pigeons were dissapearing through Ferelden-- Watch this vid, go to 14:14, the veeery last page in the book Varric is reading to the Seeker is turned for a split second between 14:14 and 14:15. It's a picture of a chicken running from Shale, who's walking away from another dead chicken.




Love it.

i'm not quick enough to catch it, can someone make a sceenie for me? ):

[heranje]

I didn't read through the whole thread, so it might have been said, but I liked Varric's comment about fHawke:

"You're beautiful, deadly, and hang out with fantastic dwarves."

In-general, I'm pretty much in love with Varric now. His interactions with nice-but-sarcastic-Hawke (ie mainly purple responses with some blue) are just great. Of all the companion relationships in DA2, Hawke and Varric's friendship is the one I believe the most.

[Torax]

heranje wrote...

I didn't read through the whole thread, so it might have been said, but I liked Varric's comment about fHawke:

"You're beautiful, deadly, and hang out with fantastic dwarves."

In-general, I'm pretty much in love with Varric now. His interactions with nice-but-sarcastic-Hawke (ie mainly purple responses with some blue) are just great. Of all the companion relationships in DA2, Hawke and Varric's friendship is the one I believe the most.

Such a shame my female hawke doesn't get to run her fingers through his chest hair. Know what i'm sayin?

[JLGgamer]

Thief-of-Hearts wrote...

DoNotIngest wrote...

Parrk wrote...

When you go to the hanged man to confront the escaped mage Emile; he begin going on about how he's never been with a woman. He mutters something about pleasing fem-Hawke, to which a romanced Merill replies something like:

"You'd never be able to do that, your tongue isn't nearly rough enough."


I wish I remembered it better, because I am constantly shocked that it is not mentioned repeatedly on these lists.

Oh my. Merrill, Merrill, you dirty girl. Well, it's not on youtube, I spose this entails a femhawke in my future


To whoever mentioned the barkeep saying pigeons were dissapearing through Ferelden-- Watch this vid, go to 14:14, the veeery last page in the book Varric is reading to the Seeker is turned for a split second between 14:14 and 14:15. It's a picture of a chicken running from Shale, who's walking away from another dead chicken.




Love it.

i'm not quick enough to catch it, can someone make a sceenie for me? ):

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I caught it

Also, while I was trying to get this image from the video I saw a picture from the book that looked like Morrigan. The image of her comes right after the one of Shale, but it's a pain trying to get a good shot of it.

Modifié par JLGgamer, 27 mars 2011 - 11:24 .

[heranje]

Torax wrote...

heranje wrote...

I didn't read through the whole thread, so it might have been said, but I liked Varric's comment about fHawke:

"You're beautiful, deadly, and hang out with fantastic dwarves."

In-general, I'm pretty much in love with Varric now. His interactions with nice-but-sarcastic-Hawke (ie mainly purple responses with some blue) are just great. Of all the companion relationships in DA2, Hawke and Varric's friendship is the one I believe the most.

Such a shame my female hawke doesn't get to run her fingers through his chest hair. Know what i'm sayin?

My word yes. Of all possible "why is this character not romanceable?" grief, I never thought mine would be directed towards the dwarf.

Speaking of chest hair, I liked Fenris' comment - something like.. "I thought dwarves had beards. Did yours migrate to your chest?"

Modifié par heranje, 27 mars 2011 - 11:27 .

[Torax]

heranje wrote...

Torax wrote...

heranje wrote...

I didn't read through the whole thread, so it might have been said, but I liked Varric's comment about fHawke:

"You're beautiful, deadly, and hang out with fantastic dwarves."

In-general, I'm pretty much in love with Varric now. His interactions with nice-but-sarcastic-Hawke (ie mainly purple responses with some blue) are just great. Of all the companion relationships in DA2, Hawke and Varric's friendship is the one I believe the most.

Such a shame my female hawke doesn't get to run her fingers through his chest hair. Know what i'm sayin?

My word yes. Of all possible "why is this character not romanceable?" grief, I never thought mine would be directed towards the dwarf.

Speaking of chest hair, I liked Fenris' comment - something like.. "I thought dwarves had beards. Did yours migrate to your chest?"

I prefer Varric's "huh, I thought you shaved it off in a fit of broody peak."

[Zhirrzh]

Guard Brennan after a certain bit of act 2: Donnic beds the captain and now he gets the tough patrols! He needs to climb the small hill more.


Merrill: Sebastian, doesn't your shiny armor make you an easier target?
Seb: The Maker is my armor, Merrill.
Merrill: Couldn't he make it less shiny? Then you wouldn't need so much armor.

[Killjoy Cutter]

heranje wrote...

I didn't read through the whole thread, so it might have been said, but I liked Varric's comment about fHawke:

"You're beautiful, deadly, and hang out with fantastic dwarves."

In-general, I'm pretty much in love with Varric now. His interactions with nice-but-sarcastic-Hawke (ie mainly purple responses with some blue) are just great. Of all the companion relationships in DA2, Hawke and Varric's friendship is the one I believe the most.

I think it is of note, regarding Varric, that of all the combinations of companions I've tried on the Feynriel fade quest, Varric has never betrayed Hawke.  He seems to be rock-solid and entirely at peace with who he is and what he does.

[SidheKate]

Killjoy Cutter wrote...

I think it is of note, regarding Varric, that of all the combinations of companions I've tried on the Feynriel fade quest, Varric has never betrayed Hawke.  He seems to be rock-solid and entirely at peace with who he is and what he does.

He will if he is the only companion that is slated to be tempted by the pride demon.  E.g. Take Anders and either Isabela or Avaline with you, plus Varric. 

[Killjoy Cutter]

SidheKate wrote...

Killjoy Cutter wrote...

I think it is of note, regarding Varric, that of all the combinations of companions I've tried on the Feynriel fade quest, Varric has never betrayed Hawke.  He seems to be rock-solid and entirely at peace with who he is and what he does.

He will if he is the only companion that is slated to be tempted by the pride demon.  E.g. Take Anders and either Isabela or Avaline with you, plus Varric. 

I might stop doing that quest.  It's an "ignore what we've already established about the character for sake of the what the writer felt like doing" moment for too many of the companions. 

[PlayxDead88]

JLGgamer wrote...

Thief-of-Hearts wrote...

DoNotIngest wrote...

Parrk wrote...

When you go to the hanged man to confront the escaped mage Emile; he begin going on about how he's never been with a woman. He mutters something about pleasing fem-Hawke, to which a romanced Merill replies something like:

"You'd never be able to do that, your tongue isn't nearly rough enough."


I wish I remembered it better, because I am constantly shocked that it is not mentioned repeatedly on these lists.

Oh my. Merrill, Merrill, you dirty girl. Well, it's not on youtube, I spose this entails a femhawke in my future


To whoever mentioned the barkeep saying pigeons were dissapearing through Ferelden-- Watch this vid, go to 14:14, the veeery last page in the book Varric is reading to the Seeker is turned for a split second between 14:14 and 14:15. It's a picture of a chicken running from Shale, who's walking away from another dead chicken.




Love it.

i'm not quick enough to catch it, can someone make a sceenie for me? ):

[IMAGE]

I caught it

Also, while I was trying to get this image from the video I saw a picture from the book that looked like Morrigan. The image of her comes right after the one of Shale, but it's a pain trying to get a good shot of it.

I saw that too! I can't watch the video because I'm in class now, but I recall one picture where it looked like her promo shot for DA:O and her picture on the game cover. I half-squeed and had to play the scene again, but I'm almost positive that was Morrigan.

[Eternal Phoenix]

JLGgamer wrote...

Thief-of-Hearts wrote...

DoNotIngest wrote...

Parrk wrote...

When you go to the hanged man to confront the escaped mage Emile; he begin going on about how he's never been with a woman. He mutters something about pleasing fem-Hawke, to which a romanced Merill replies something like:

"You'd never be able to do that, your tongue isn't nearly rough enough."


I wish I remembered it better, because I am constantly shocked that it is not mentioned repeatedly on these lists.

Oh my. Merrill, Merrill, you dirty girl. Well, it's not on youtube, I spose this entails a femhawke in my future


To whoever mentioned the barkeep saying pigeons were dissapearing through Ferelden-- Watch this vid, go to 14:14, the veeery last page in the book Varric is reading to the Seeker is turned for a split second between 14:14 and 14:15. It's a picture of a chicken running from Shale, who's walking away from another dead chicken.




Love it.

i'm not quick enough to catch it, can someone make a sceenie for me? ):

../../../../uploads_user/2111000/2110221/105380.jpg
I caught it

Also, while I was trying to get this image from the video I saw a picture from the book that looked like Morrigan. The image of her comes right after the one of Shale, but it's a pain trying to get a good shot of it.

Being the king that I am, I caught a shot of Morrigan:

[Eternal Phoenix]

HolyJellyfish wrote...

And....

Hawke: "Are you Smith?"
Smith: "Yes."
Hawke: "... Is your name Smith because it is your trade?"
Smith: "Yes."
Hawke: "Goodbye."
Smith: "Goodbye."

No, it went like this:

Hawke: Are you a smith?
Smith: I am A smith.
Hawke: Is smith your name or your profession?
Smith: Yep.
Hawke: o_O
Smith
Hawke: o_O
Smith
Hawke: I'll be going now.

[silver-crescent]

I loved that dialogue between Aveline and Isabella during act 3 about Donnic's qualities in bed.

The "pamper your paragon" etc one. Does anyone know the whole thing?

[Zhirrzh]

Killjoy Cutter wrote...

SidheKate wrote...

Killjoy Cutter wrote...

I think it is of note, regarding Varric, that of all the combinations of companions I've tried on the Feynriel fade quest, Varric has never betrayed Hawke.  He seems to be rock-solid and entirely at peace with who he is and what he does.

He will if he is the only companion that is slated to be tempted by the pride demon.  E.g. Take Anders and either Isabela or Avaline with you, plus Varric. 

I might stop doing that quest.  It's an "ignore what we've already established about the character for sake of the what the writer felt like doing" moment for too many of the companions. 

Ya. It works for Merrill in spades (I was mad I could not bring this up later in her character quests too) but the Isabela and Varric scenes are too easy; neither is so naive as to take a demon at face value, not even bargaining!

[JesterPsychotica]

sharkheart wrote...

My favourite so far - poorly paraphrased though.

Carver: (to Fenris) "I have a tattoo as well."
Fenris: (Says something I forget).
Carver: "It's a mabari war hound."
Fenris: "Does it ... (something something hand through chest)."
Carver: "No but I can make it bark."
Anders: "Please don't."
Hawke: (Sigh).

If you have Isabella in the party, she says "I'd like to see it wag." LOL!

[KJandrew]

silver-crescent wrote...

I loved that dialogue between Aveline and Isabella during act 3 about Donnic's qualities in bed.

The "pamper your paragon" etc one. Does anyone know the whole thing?

i prefered "did he shank your Jory?"