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[mynameisleah]

In the blooming rose anders says something like: "If they ask me to work here again I swear I-".

[elusivemelody]

mynameisleah wrote...

In the blooming rose anders says something like: "If they ask me to work here again I swear I-".

LOL this was Anders. He says "If someone here tries to hire me again, I'm leaving!"

[StableZaner]

I'm not sure if this has been posted yet but I nearly spurted out tea when I heard it

I don't know if I got the first half 100% accurate but, when we visit Avelines HQ's...

Isabella: It feels bad everytime I walk in here, like diddling your sister.

Modifié par StableZaner, 03 avril 2011 - 06:43 .

[tddobbs]

I took Isabela with me to the DePuis estate in the Prime Suspect quest. When they found the chest with women's clothing in it, Anders(I think) said something like "the house doesn't show signs of a female touch, why would he have women's clothes?"

Isabela: "I knew a man who dressed up in his wife's clothing, he had so much fun with it."

[TheHawkeWhoFlies]

Just remembered a convo from my second playthrough while I was romancing Merrill. Don't know the exact wording, but it went something like this:

Merrill: *looking out the window of the Hawke Estate and saying something about how Hightown is different from the alienage*
Hawke: (Sarcastic) I too miss the alienage. I haven't had my pocket picked in years.
Merrill: It's such a friendly gesture, sticking one's hand into other people's pockets. We dalish were never that intimate.

I personally thought that was slightly funnier than her mugging line. Ah, Merrill; you're so naively stu- I mean cute.

[Toastedsnow]

"So what do you do in that mansion of yours?"
"Dance of course. I run from room to room, choreographing routines."

My favorite so far hasn't been a companion though, it's been the bloke in the Black Emporium.
"DONT!...manhandle...the urchin. He's not for sale....GO FIND YOUR OWN!"

[DarthMael]

Not a companion line, but a funny little verse I've heard in Act 3 from a random refugee somewhere in the sewers below Darktown I think -
"Snore.." - says the viscount,
Getting out of bed
"Boo" - says the Arishok,
And off goes his head!

[whykikyouwhy]

I don't recall the exact line, but when roaming the Docks, a passerby says something to Isabela who replies by calling the woman "lady" or "maiden of the brine." It was most poignant...and I really want to use it as an insult in my day to day.

[Lady Bibble]

Not sure if this was mentioned, but in DA;O My warden had a threesome with Isabella and Alistair, after which I semi-agreed to let her 'borrow' him for a summer.


Fast Forward to DA 2 and meeting with King Alistair. The look on the King's face when he saw Rivani was priceless...

Isabella: Can I still borrow you for then summer?


I started laughing so hard, I go the hiccups.

[HolyWarrior21]

Another reason to be a sarcastic hawke:

"Well, that was a mess. Better get things in order before the Arishok responds.  Can't be good, the Vicounts son, Qunari in the chantry.  Bet it's going to rain too.  Hard enough doing this without soaking my hides.  Thirty pounds of water and its a march with no rations.  When was the last time I ate? Who is cooking tonight? Sandal? Maker enchantment soup again!  Thumb right in the bowl last time.  His enchanting hand too.  Yeah I saw you, you squirrelly litlle knot-head.  Did I lock my chambers? I bet he's in there now.  Ugh! That guy looking at me? Allot of illness in this city.  Whats he looking at? Loony.  Yeah, thats it, keep walking.  Can't trust anyone.  Could be lyrium addled, Fade crazed.  Still, got to have some self controll.  What sends these daft freaks out in the streets, talking to them.....selves.  Ahem!" 

Hawke says this as she exits the chantry in act II.  She HAS to be alone for this to occur however.  I pissed myself for about an hour, constantly reloading the autosave from outside the chantry.  Epic!

[TripLight]

HolyWarrior21 wrote...

Another reason to be a sarcastic hawke:

"Well, that was a mess. Better get things in order before the Arishok responds.  Can't be good, the Vicounts son, Qunari in the chantry.  Bet it's going to rain too.  Hard enough doing this without soaking my hides.  Thirty pounds of water and its a march with no rations.  When was the last time I ate? Who is cooking tonight? Sandal? Maker enchantment soup again!  Thumb right in the bowl last time.  His enchanting hand too.  Yeah I saw you, you squirrelly litlle knot-head.  Did I lock my chambers? I bet he's in there now.  Ugh! That guy looking at me? Allot of illness in this city.  Whats he looking at? Loony.  Yeah, thats it, keep walking.  Can't trust anyone.  Could be lyrium addled, Fade crazed.  Still, got to have some self controll.  What sends these daft freaks out in the streets, talking to them.....selves.  Ahem!" 

Hawke says this as she exits the chantry in act II.  She HAS to be alone for this to occur however.  I pissed myself for about an hour, constantly reloading the autosave from outside the chantry.  Epic!

This is after finding Seamus dead right? Drop party members and head for the door?

[LT123]

TripLight wrote...

HolyWarrior21 wrote...

Another reason to be a sarcastic hawke:

"Well, that was a mess. Better get things in order before the Arishok responds.  Can't be good, the Vicounts son, Qunari in the chantry.  Bet it's going to rain too.  Hard enough doing this without soaking my hides.  Thirty pounds of water and its a march with no rations.  When was the last time I ate? Who is cooking tonight? Sandal? Maker enchantment soup again!  Thumb right in the bowl last time.  His enchanting hand too.  Yeah I saw you, you squirrelly litlle knot-head.  Did I lock my chambers? I bet he's in there now.  Ugh! That guy looking at me? Allot of illness in this city.  Whats he looking at? Loony.  Yeah, thats it, keep walking.  Can't trust anyone.  Could be lyrium addled, Fade crazed.  Still, got to have some self controll.  What sends these daft freaks out in the streets, talking to them.....selves.  Ahem!" 

Hawke says this as she exits the chantry in act II.  She HAS to be alone for this to occur however.  I pissed myself for about an hour, constantly reloading the autosave from outside the chantry.  Epic!

This is after finding Seamus dead right? Drop party members and head for the door?

Don't you automatically get kicked out the door after the cutscene with the Viscount?

[TripLight]

LT123 wrote...

TripLight wrote...

HolyWarrior21 wrote...

Another reason to be a sarcastic hawke:

"Well, that was a mess. Better get things in order before the Arishok responds.  Can't be good, the Vicounts son, Qunari in the chantry.  Bet it's going to rain too.  Hard enough doing this without soaking my hides.  Thirty pounds of water and its a march with no rations.  When was the last time I ate? Who is cooking tonight? Sandal? Maker enchantment soup again!  Thumb right in the bowl last time.  His enchanting hand too.  Yeah I saw you, you squirrelly litlle knot-head.  Did I lock my chambers? I bet he's in there now.  Ugh! That guy looking at me? Allot of illness in this city.  Whats he looking at? Loony.  Yeah, thats it, keep walking.  Can't trust anyone.  Could be lyrium addled, Fade crazed.  Still, got to have some self controll.  What sends these daft freaks out in the streets, talking to them.....selves.  Ahem!" 

Hawke says this as she exits the chantry in act II.  She HAS to be alone for this to occur however.  I pissed myself for about an hour, constantly reloading the autosave from outside the chantry.  Epic!

This is after finding Seamus dead right? Drop party members and head for the door?

Don't you automatically get kicked out the door after the cutscene with the Viscount?

Yep, you do get kicked, so it looks like you only get it if you go solo into that fight. Must try it to see if it works.

[Liliandra Nadiar]

(Act 1)Merrill: *curiously* Why don't you arrest us?
Avaline: *confused* Excuse me?
Merrill: We break the law. Or I'm pretty sure we do. You're not a bad guard are you?
Avaline: *indignant* No!
Merrill: That's good. Is it because you're fond of Hawke? I kind of am.
Avaline: *dryly* How very nice for you. Keep it to yourself
Merrill: *mischievously* I'd rather keep it with her.

(Act 2) Varric: So Daisy, I understand you've been visiting the Viscount's gardens.
Merrill: *happily to confused* Oh they're lovely. Why don't more people go there?
Verric: Possibly because they're private. And locked.
Merrill: *realization* I thought those men looked cross.

[Freyka]

Don't you just love Varric?

When you encounter the dwarf that wants to buy the Qunari explosive powder:

Dwarf: (...) I could use an enthusiast like you to court the Qunari. (more or less)
Varric: "Court the Qunari"? Maker, think of the children!

[Shepard Lives]

HolyWarrior21 wrote...

Another reason to be a sarcastic hawke:

"Well, that was a mess. Better get things in order before the Arishok responds.  Can't be good, the Vicounts son, Qunari in the chantry.  Bet it's going to rain too.  Hard enough doing this without soaking my hides.  Thirty pounds of water and its a march with no rations.  When was the last time I ate? Who is cooking tonight? Sandal? Maker enchantment soup again!  Thumb right in the bowl last time.  His enchanting hand too.  Yeah I saw you, you squirrelly litlle knot-head.  Did I lock my chambers? I bet he's in there now.  Ugh! That guy looking at me? Allot of illness in this city.  Whats he looking at? Loony.  Yeah, thats it, keep walking.  Can't trust anyone.  Could be lyrium addled, Fade crazed.  Still, got to have some self controll.  What sends these daft freaks out in the streets, talking to them.....selves.  Ahem!" 

Hawke says this as she exits the chantry in act II.  She HAS to be alone for this to occur however.  I pissed myself for about an hour, constantly reloading the autosave from outside the chantry.  Epic!

Are you kidding me? I MUST try this.

[infernalserpent]

HolyWarrior21 wrote...

Another reason to be a sarcastic hawke:

"Well, that was a mess. Better get things in order before the Arishok responds.  Can't be good, the Vicounts son, Qunari in the chantry.  Bet it's going to rain too.  Hard enough doing this without soaking my hides.  Thirty pounds of water and its a march with no rations.  When was the last time I ate? Who is cooking tonight? Sandal? Maker enchantment soup again!  Thumb right in the bowl last time.  His enchanting hand too.  Yeah I saw you, you squirrelly litlle knot-head.  Did I lock my chambers? I bet he's in there now.  Ugh! That guy looking at me? Allot of illness in this city.  Whats he looking at? Loony.  Yeah, thats it, keep walking.  Can't trust anyone.  Could be lyrium addled, Fade crazed.  Still, got to have some self controll.  What sends these daft freaks out in the streets, talking to them.....selves.  Ahem!" 

Hawke says this as she exits the chantry in act II.  She HAS to be alone for this to occur however.  I pissed myself for about an hour, constantly reloading the autosave from outside the chantry.  Epic!

Thanks for letting us know about this one! I made a save last night just to have it handy for the lulz. Oh, Hawke. Why so crazy?

Modifié par infernalserpent, 13 avril 2011 - 06:04 .

[dollporn]

Am I the only one reacting to Varric sometimes saying something along the lines of "Holy Mother of sweet Jesus" in battle?

That kind of... Breaks the setting, no?

[Persephone]

HolyWarrior21 wrote...

Another reason to be a sarcastic hawke:

"Well, that was a mess. Better get things in order before the Arishok responds.  Can't be good, the Vicounts son, Qunari in the chantry.  Bet it's going to rain too.  Hard enough doing this without soaking my hides.  Thirty pounds of water and its a march with no rations.  When was the last time I ate? Who is cooking tonight? Sandal? Maker enchantment soup again!  Thumb right in the bowl last time.  His enchanting hand too.  Yeah I saw you, you squirrelly litlle knot-head.  Did I lock my chambers? I bet he's in there now.  Ugh! That guy looking at me? Allot of illness in this city.  Whats he looking at? Loony.  Yeah, thats it, keep walking.  Can't trust anyone.  Could be lyrium addled, Fade crazed.  Still, got to have some self controll.  What sends these daft freaks out in the streets, talking to them.....selves.  Ahem!" 

Hawke says this as she exits the chantry in act II.  She HAS to be alone for this to occur however.  I pissed myself for about an hour, constantly reloading the autosave from outside the chantry.  Epic!

That.........I have to do this! HOLY DAMN........that's awesome!

[Sabariel]

"I'm here to report Ser Conrad. Last night I saw Ser Conrad sacrificing a goat... to the Great Demon. Then he howled. Loudly. Oh yes, he was carrying on about how much he wanted to do... demony things. I tell you, that Ser Conrad must be an abomination or something." - Hawke's brilliant lie to frame a Templar.

[CyberSnakeME2]

HolyWarrior21 wrote...

Another reason to be a sarcastic hawke:

"Well, that was a mess. Better get things in order before the Arishok responds.  Can't be good, the Vicounts son, Qunari in the chantry.  Bet it's going to rain too.  Hard enough doing this without soaking my hides.  Thirty pounds of water and its a march with no rations.  When was the last time I ate? Who is cooking tonight? Sandal? Maker enchantment soup again!  Thumb right in the bowl last time.  His enchanting hand too.  Yeah I saw you, you squirrelly litlle knot-head.  Did I lock my chambers? I bet he's in there now.  Ugh! That guy looking at me? Allot of illness in this city.  Whats he looking at? Loony.  Yeah, thats it, keep walking.  Can't trust anyone.  Could be lyrium addled, Fade crazed.  Still, got to have some self controll.  What sends these daft freaks out in the streets, talking to them.....selves.  Ahem!" 

Hawke says this as she exits the chantry in act II.  She HAS to be alone for this to occur however.  I pissed myself for about an hour, constantly reloading the autosave from outside the chantry.  Epic!

Any chance you can get this on video?
Playing with a diplomatic Hawke right now so not gonna see this scene anytime soon.

[tsunderes]

not much of a quote, but i chuckled when fenris was flipping his **** in the background during best served cold while my Hawke was being understanding of the mages.
"it is never that simple! *flails arms*"

[Lukas Kristjanson]

dollporn wrote...

Am I the only one reacting to Varric sometimes saying something along the lines of "Holy Mother of sweet Jesus" in battle?

That kind of... Breaks the setting, no?

You're mishearing Varric's line for when Aveline falls in battle. It's "Holy mother of green cheeses! How'd they take that woman down?"

We have... kind of a recurring cheese thing.

[Apollo Starflare]

Lukas Kristjanson wrote...

dollporn wrote...

Am I the only one reacting to Varric sometimes saying something along the lines of "Holy Mother of sweet Jesus" in battle?

That kind of... Breaks the setting, no?

You're mishearing Varric's line for when Aveline falls in battle. It's "Holy mother of green cheeses! How'd they take that woman down?"

We have... kind of a recurring cheese thing.

And your cheese loving fans approve.  

[DragonRacer]

HolyWarrior21 wrote...

Another reason to be a sarcastic hawke:

"Well, that was a mess. Better get things in order before the Arishok responds.  Can't be good, the Vicounts son, Qunari in the chantry.  Bet it's going to rain too.  Hard enough doing this without soaking my hides.  Thirty pounds of water and its a march with no rations.  When was the last time I ate? Who is cooking tonight? Sandal? Maker enchantment soup again!  Thumb right in the bowl last time.  His enchanting hand too.  Yeah I saw you, you squirrelly litlle knot-head.  Did I lock my chambers? I bet he's in there now.  Ugh! That guy looking at me? Allot of illness in this city.  Whats he looking at? Loony.  Yeah, thats it, keep walking.  Can't trust anyone.  Could be lyrium addled, Fade crazed.  Still, got to have some self controll.  What sends these daft freaks out in the streets, talking to them.....selves.  Ahem!" 

Hawke says this as she exits the chantry in act II.  She HAS to be alone for this to occur however.  I pissed myself for about an hour, constantly reloading the autosave from outside the chantry.  Epic!

Woah! So, does Hawke talk to him/herself like that a lot if you go solo everywhere, or just certain set moments? Or have you experimented with it that much?