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[Searska]

Anders, upon walking into the brothel: "If someone tries to hire me again, I'm leaving."

...Again?!

[Blze001]

Varric: Hey Rivani. Quit staring at my chest, my eyes are up here.
Isabela: But the chest hair....

Bethany: Archeron's Spear? He didn't have a spear in the legends.
Isabela: He does in this one. Read the description.
Bethany: Andraste knelt before no man but her Maker. But she hadn't counted on the Teventer Archeron. Will he be able to penetrate the warrior prophet's tight defenses? Will she be able to withstand his... powerful... blasts... Isabela! This is vulgar!
Isabela: You want to borrow it?
Bethany: What? No!
Isabela: You sure? It has pictures.
Bethany: I'm not listening, not listening!

Bethany: So... you've been with a woman before? In bed?
Isabela: Yes I have.
Bethany: Why?
Isabela: My dear, men are good for one thing. Women are good for six.
Bethany: Six?!? ...Which six?
Hawke: Isabela!! 
Isabela: *Mischevious chuckle*

Сообщение изменено: Blze001, 10 Март 2011 - 05:00 .

[nos_astra]

wolfsite wrote...
There was a random NPC who broke the fourht wall:

"I wish whoever was telling this story would make me look better."

Or something like that.

More fourth wall breaking when Isabela meets King Alistair.

Alistair: You look different.
Isabela: Don't we all?

Сообщение изменено: klarabella, 12 Март 2011 - 07:33 .

[winteriscoming]

Fenris and Varric crack me up!

I can't remember the whole conversation, but it involved Fenris asking Varric where his beard was since all dwarves are supposed to have beards. Can't remember exactly what Varric said in response (I know, I know....I suck)

AND THEN THE MAGIC HAPPENED:

Fenris: "I thought maybe it fell onto your chest"

Hahahaha I was dying

[Shanda27]

greeklish wrote...

Fenris and Varric crack me up!

I can't remember the whole conversation, but it involved Fenris asking Varric where his beard was since all dwarves are supposed to have beards. Can't remember exactly what Varric said in response (I know, I know....I suck)

AND THEN THE MAGIC HAPPENED:

Fenris: "I thought maybe it fell onto your chest"

Hahahaha I was dying

Fenris was asking why Varric didn't have a beard, like dwarves do.

[Shanda27]

Not companion talk, but it cracked me up none the less:

Redblossom Special: A particularly strong tincture of rosehip and goose ****. A folk remedy for an embarrassing rash, the label says its intended recipient was Dalian Shaw of Darktown.

[Blze001]

Varric: I swear! I will find that son of a ****, sorry mother, and kill him!

[JMW426]

Possible Spolier!

On Aveline's quest, I took Varric with me....

Hawke: says something about it's for your own good, (peaceful option), you'll thank me later.. I forget the exact words.

Scene cuts to Varric

Varric: (said to NPC traveling with Aveline) "I'll draw a picture and show you where she wants to touch you."

I LOL'd so hard.

[Glossycruel]

Irish Coffee wrote...

 I figured it had to happen eventually.

Post your favorite quotes from your companions here!
!Possible Spoiler Warning!


Survivor: "...but don't go that way, there's a huge dragon!"Merrill: "OH! Are we gonna go that way? I've never seen a huge dragon before!"

Which is just silly since we just recently saw Flemeth in dragonform before this. 

[Lady Bibble]

Bertrand: Ooooh, where'd you get all these maps to the deep roads?

Anders: .... A wizard did it...

[wetnasty]

Anders: "Are templars as nasty as everyone says?"
Aveline: "....what do you mean?"

then something eluding to playing templar and naughty circle mage in the bedroom.

And the Anders + Isabella scene when she's coming out of his clinic is just priceless.

[Succubus77]

Solitudinarian wrote...

I don't remember what he said exactly, but Varric was making fun of Fenris about being broody, and then went on about how if he was any more broody, girls would be all over him and have his broody babies. It was too fast to catch, but I'm sure someone will post it,lol.

Fenris: "I thought all dwarves had beards. Where's yours?"
Varric: "I misplaced it, along with my sense of dwarven pride and my gold plated noble caste pin."
Fenris: "I thought maybe it fell onto your chest."
Varric: "Oh ho, the broody elf tells a joke."
Fenris: "I don't brood."
Varric: "Friend if your brooding were anymore impressive, women would swoon as you passed. They would have broody babies in your honor.
Fenris: "You're a very odd dwarf."

[Killjoy Cutter]

I'm trying to find the actual conversation that Merrill has with Avaline (I think) that ends with Merrill saying "I'd rather keep it with Hawke".

[Hekate]

I loved when Isabela was asking Aveline in a way how the guardsman guy was in bed. It was hilarious all the different DA related names for sex she listed out and then Aveline admited grudgingly that he was in fact a good lover. And Isabela just goes 'Well that's terribly personal don't you think?'
I just laughed so hard at that. I really wish I could find the whole thing written down somewhere.

[MegWithAMouth]

I love how Sebastian reacts when you first flirt with him. I can't remember it exactly, but it was something along the lines of:

Hawke: I can think of a few things you can do for me...
Sebastian: Yes, well- wait. What? I.... Oh... I should go. I need to pray...... A lot.

[Squeezit]

I don't remember exactly but

Isabella: "so what's with that magical fisting thing you do?"
Fenris: "err...what?"
Isabella: "you know that thing you do with your fist"
Fenris: "what of it?"
Isabella: "you could make so much coin with that...."

[Raanz]

Blze001 wrote...
Bethany: So... you've been with a woman before? In bed?
Isabela: Yes I have.
Bethany: Why?
Isabela: My dear, men are good for one thing. Women are good for six.
Bethany: Six?!? ...Which six?
Hawke: Isabela!! 
Isabela: *Mischevious chuckle*

Yep, one of my favorites.

[Kemmer]

Killjoy Cutter wrote...
I'm trying to find the actual conversation that Merrill has with Avaline (I think) that ends with Merrill saying "I'd rather keep it with Hawke".

I don't remember all the specifics, but Merrill basically asks if Aveline likes Hawke and if that's why she travels with him.  Merrill also thinks Hawke is dreamy.  Aveline then tells her that she should keep that to herself, thus prompting the above response.  It was cute .

[leggywillow]

Carver just called Anders a "delicate mage flower".

I think I love Carver.

[Kemmer]

 At the Blooming Rose Brothel with GuyHawke talking to Ninette's former lover:

Jethen (bi male elf): So, could I interest you in any of my many services?
Hawke: Well, yes...
Carver: Wait, what?  You're going to... with him? Now?!
Hawke: Yes, now!  Go wait outside!
Carver: This is so wrong! (Grunt)

[sharkheart]

My favourite so far - poorly paraphrased though.

Carver: (to Fenris) "I have a tattoo as well."
Fenris: (Says something I forget).
Carver: "It's a mabari war hound."
Fenris: "Does it ... (something something hand through chest)."
Carver: "No but I can make it bark."
Anders: "Please don't."
Hawke: (Sigh).

[leggywillow]

Carver to Anders: I don't hate you because you're a mage.  I hate you because you won't shut up about it.

XD  Carver is such a jerk, and I absolutely love him for it.

[Frinklin]

Irish Coffee wrote...

Varric, in general, is always good for a laugh. He is the one guy I NEVER leave out of the party because his banter with EVERYONE is gold, plus he's good in a fight and I feel like it makes more sense for the story if he is always with Hawke.

Varric: "Daisy, you gotta stop taking midnight strolls in Darktown alone..."
Merrill: "Why? I like it and nothing ever happens to me..."
Varric: "Ya and that nothing is costing me a fortune..."

He's such a softy for Merrill...I also hope him and Isabella hook up in the end because they crack me up (my Hawke already hooked up with Merrill, because i'm a sucker for daft woman)

I heard this late last night and thought it was the most touching thing I'd ever heard in a game. I love the big-brother thing that Varric does for "Daisy" and "Lady Sunshine". 

[CatsGrin]

Aveline:Maybe I can put you to use. Have you pen some warnings to criminals
Varric:Why? Are most criminals big readers?
Aveline:Pictures than.
Varric:How about a big sign that just says "Don't". You could hit people with it
Aveline:I get the point

[Killjoy Cutter]

Kemmer wrote...

Killjoy Cutter wrote...
I'm trying to find the actual conversation that Merrill has with Avaline (I think) that ends with Merrill saying "I'd rather keep it with Hawke".

I don't remember all the specifics, but Merrill basically asks if Aveline likes Hawke and if that's why she travels with him.  Merrill also thinks Hawke is dreamy.  Aveline then tells her that she should keep that to herself, thus prompting the above response.  It was cute .

Yeah, that's it.