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Lukas Kristjanson wrote...

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Am I the only one reacting to Varric sometimes saying something along the lines of "Holy Mother of sweet Jesus" in battle?

That kind of... Breaks the setting, no?


You're mishearing Varric's line for when Aveline falls in battle. It's "Holy mother of green cheeses! How'd they take that woman down?"

We have... kind of a recurring cheese thing.Posted Image


Wait...Aveline falls in battle? No...I don't believe it!

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CrazyCatPeekin wrote...

Lukas Kristjanson wrote...

dollporn wrote...

Am I the only one reacting to Varric sometimes saying something along the lines of "Holy Mother of sweet Jesus" in battle?

That kind of... Breaks the setting, no?


You're mishearing Varric's line for when Aveline falls in battle. It's "Holy mother of green cheeses! How'd they take that woman down?"

We have... kind of a recurring cheese thing.Posted Image


Wait...Aveline falls in battle? No...I don't believe it!


Is Aveline the holy mother of green cheeses?
I smell a conspiracy.

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Liliandra Nadiar

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No, that's just the Orlaisan cheese.

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Entering act 3, to the bedroom of estate, with dog:

Dog: Grrrrr..... [at wardrobe]
Hawke: I'm sure the furniture is very sorry for what it did.

lol

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StableZaner wrote...

I'm not sure if this has been posted yet but I nearly spurted out tea when I heard it

I don't know if I got the first half 100% accurate but, when we visit Avelines HQ's...

Isabella: It feels bad everytime I walk in here, like diddling your sister.


It's even funnier if Bethany is in your party:
Bethany: Why?!? Why do you say these things?

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Another reason to be a sarcastic hawke:

"Well, that was a mess. Better get things in order before the Arishok responds.  Can't be good, the Vicounts son, Qunari in the chantry.  Bet it's going to rain too.  Hard enough doing this without soaking my hides.  Thirty pounds of water and its a march with no rations.  When was the last time I ate? Who is cooking tonight? Sandal? Maker enchantment soup again!  Thumb right in the bowl last time.  His enchanting hand too.  Yeah I saw you, you squirrelly litlle knot-head.  Did I lock my chambers? I bet he's in there now.  Ugh! That guy looking at me? Allot of illness in this city.  Whats he looking at? Loony.  Yeah, thats it, keep walking.  Can't trust anyone.  Could be lyrium addled, Fade crazed.  Still, got to have some self controll.  What sends these daft freaks out in the streets, talking to them.....selves.  Ahem!" 


Hawke says this as she exits the chantry in act II.  She HAS to be alone for this to occur however.  I pissed myself for about an hour, constantly reloading the autosave from outside the chantry.  Epic!


Woah! So, does Hawke talk to him/herself like that a lot if you go solo everywhere, or just certain set moments? Or have you experimented with it that much?


Yes i have soloed the game quite a bit.  Hawke does talk to herself allot, and its kinda embarrassing........  But still funny :) 

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During "Offered and Lost" quest on Sarcastic Hawke playthrough.

Varric: So, going to the Chantry to accuse the Grand Cleric of funding zealots... on the word of a drunk.
Hawke: Don't forget the kidnapped Qunari. That too.
Varric: Chapter the last: pissing off everyone.
Hawke (to random chantry sister): The Grand Cleric please. Tell her... Tell her "Three Qunari leave an estate..." and let her finish.

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Beaker29 wrote...

During "Offered and Lost" quest on Sarcastic Hawke playthrough.

Varric: So, going to the Chantry to accuse the Grand Cleric of funding zealots... on the word of a drunk.
Hawke: Don't forget the kidnapped Qunari. That too.
Varric: Chapter the last: pissing off everyone.
Hawke (to random chantry sister): The Grand Cleric please. Tell her... Tell her "Three Qunari leave an estate..." and let her finish.


haha varrick is an essential party member, and he and sarcastic hawk go together like jam and toast :) Bioware hit the nail on the head when it comes to sarcastic hawk banter in this game, 11/10.  :)

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Beaker29 wrote...

During "Offered and Lost" quest on Sarcastic Hawke playthrough.

Varric: So, going to the Chantry to accuse the Grand Cleric of funding zealots... on the word of a drunk.
Hawke: Don't forget the kidnapped Qunari. That too.
Varric: Chapter the last: pissing off everyone.
Hawke (to random chantry sister): The Grand Cleric please. Tell her... Tell her "Three Qunari leave an estate..." and let her finish.


Haha, I always get Aveline or Anders lines during that quest.

Aveline: "So let me get this straight. You're taking the Captain of the Guard to accuse the Grand Cleric of funding Zealots."
Hawke: "Don't forget the kidnapped Qunari. That too."
Aveline (Defeatedly) : "... Some days, Hawke."

I also love Anders' "If someone here tries to hire me again, I'm leaving" when entering the Rose for the first time. I can just imagine my Hawke turning around and going, "Oh really?"

Oh, and of course:

Elthina (to Anders): Your soul is troubled child. I hope you found a balm for it here.
Anders: "Trolololololo!" *Trollface* (At least that's how I imagined it.)

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HolyWarrior21 wrote...

Yes i have soloed the game quite a bit.  Hawke does talk to herself allot, and its kinda embarrassing........  But still funny :) 


:o There's so much subtle dialogue stuff going on in this game that a lot of people miss I think. I was having a discussion on another thread about how Merrill's demon says something different to you depending on Hawke's personality, and wondering how many more instances like that there are.

As for companion banter - I posted this on the other thread, but I've seen so few people mention it:
When talking to drunk Emile in the Hanged Man, and he asks Hawke if he can practice pleasing her...in private, a romanced Merril responded with 'Your tongue's nowhere near raspy enough. At best, you'd just drool all over yourself' (or something pretty damn close to that)
It was a definite :blink:.....:lol: moment. I was rather sad none of my other companions had anything to say in response to THAT lol.

#486
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Merrill says it regardless of being romanced. The line is "That would never work. Your tongue's not raspy enough. At best, you'd just drool a lot.".

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thegrimfandango wrote...

As for companion banter - I posted this on the other thread, but I've seen so few people mention it:
When talking to drunk Emile in the Hanged Man, and he asks Hawke if he can practice pleasing her...in private, a romanced Merril responded with 'Your tongue's nowhere near raspy enough. At best, you'd just drool all over yourself' (or something pretty damn close to that)
It was a definite :blink:.....:lol: moment. I was rather sad none of my other companions had anything to say in response to THAT lol.


The actual exchange is:

Emile: Wow. Are you... are you a mage? Because you just magicked my breath away.
Female Hawke: I need a bath after hearing that.
Emile: I'll bathe you, if you know what I mean. With my tongue.
Merrill: That would never work. Your tongue's not raspy enough. At best, you'd just drool a lot.

Modifié par Mary Kirby, 18 avril 2011 - 04:47 .


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I bet 2 hours later she'd probably be like "...did I miss something dirty?"

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thegrimfandango

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Mary Kirby wrote...

The actual exchange is:

Emile: Wow. Are you... are you a mage? Because you just magicked my breath away.
Female Hawke: I need a bath after hearing that.
Emile: I'll bathe you, if you know what I mean. With my tongue.
Merrill: That would never work. Your tongue's not raspy enough. At best, you'd just drool a lot.


That's the one! :D WHO was responsible for that? I was expecting it to elicit a *jawdrop* from my other companions too, it did from me.

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Not sure if this one has been mentioned yet:

If you speak to Grand Cleric Elthina in Act One, with Isabela in your party, you can earn friendship or rivalry with her, based on how you respond to the Cleric's comment about The Maker.

If you pick the religious response  (agreeing that The Maker works in mysterous ways), Elthina will complain that humans have "turned their backs on The Maker". 

Isabela will then say something like "but my back side is my best part!  Doesn't He enjoy the view?"  

#491
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Isabela in the Fade: "Something about this place is unsettling.  It's like... underwear that never sits quite right."

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Best exchange for me was Act 3 after romancing Anders, sleeping with Isabella, splitting with Anders and then continuing to romance Merrill.

Party was Anders, Merrill and Fenris or Avril and the conversation went along the lines of:

Anders: Merrill, I swear you will break Hawke's heart etc.
Merrill: Why are you jeleaous of me, why not Isabella?
Anders: You can't count Isabella, she's like the side dish it always comes with the main course.

Poor Isabella!

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Mary Kirby wrote...

The actual exchange is:

Emile: Wow. Are you... are you a mage? Because you just magicked my breath away.
Female Hawke: I need a bath after hearing that.
Emile: I'll bathe you, if you know what I mean. With my tongue.
Merrill: That would never work. Your tongue's not raspy enough. At best, you'd just drool a lot.


That tongue comment does make more sense with the bathing line before it!  It seems so out of the blue with the snarky response (the practice one instead of the bath one).

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Salion wrote...

Best exchange for me was Act 3 after romancing Anders, sleeping with Isabella, splitting with Anders and then continuing to romance Merrill.

Party was Anders, Merrill and Fenris or Avril and the conversation went along the lines of:

Anders: Merrill, I swear you will break Hawke's heart etc.
Merrill: Why are you jeleaous of me, why not Isabella?
Anders: You can't count Isabella, she's like the side dish it always comes with the main course.

Poor Isabella!


Mind if I asked how you achieved this?

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Elessie wrote...

Mary Kirby wrote...

The actual exchange is:

Emile: Wow. Are you... are you a mage? Because you just magicked my breath away.
Female Hawke: I need a bath after hearing that.
Emile: I'll bathe you, if you know what I mean. With my tongue.
Merrill: That would never work. Your tongue's not raspy enough. At best, you'd just drool a lot.


That tongue comment does make more sense with the bathing line before it!  It seems so out of the blue with the snarky response (the practice one instead of the bath one).


Ahh, that explainswhy I missed out the bathing line - I was pretty much TrollHawke at most opportunities.

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Aveline: I'm uncomfortable around Chantry sisters. All because of that red-headed trickster in Lothering.

Can't get enough Leliana.

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Varric was asking Sebastian about Starkhaven and this was the end of the conversation (paraphrased a little):

Sebastian: Actually Starkhaven's a lot like here... only with less dead bodies.
Varric: Well, you don't have Hawke.

Modifié par katling73, 22 avril 2011 - 10:54 .


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One that made me choke with laughter. When Aveline visits your dog and asks if she can borrow him to help train her guardsmen.

Sarcastic!Hawke: 'Why not? He can put the fear of dog in them?'

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Paraphrasing a bit:
Isabela: "I saw you at the Blooming Rose the other night."
Carver: I wasn't there."
Isabela: They said you were there to see *woman's name*
Carver: No I didn't. It was *woman's name*'s day off.
Isabela: Ha, got you."
Hawke: Carver, what would Mother say?"

I can't believe I missed this.

Modifié par AwesomeEffect2, 24 avril 2011 - 09:51 .


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Elf Dockside Worker: "Elf this,elf that, elf your mum"