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#76
Legionari3

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Hawke "You should pay someone else... like me... I like being paid"
lol I couldnt stop laughing after that

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Wowlock wrote...

Just tried having Aveline - Isabela - Merrill in a banter...result ? Priceless.

While Isabela questioning Aveline about her husband Donnic and her ''intimate'' life , she also suggests maybe she should try something new , unexplored areas ........

Aveline : Why are you giving me these doubts !
Isabela : Aveline , if you shove your thumb on his ass, I win
Merrill : Ew ! ( in a cute manner )

Holy .... my jaw droped. I knew Isabela was a revalutionary about these things :D


Lol I had Anders instead of Merril.
Anders: No...just...no

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MasterSamson88

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 I liked the conversation that a romanced Merrill has with Hawke about your dog and the sleeping arangments. :lol:

Merrill: I'd like to discuss our... sleeping arangments.  

Hawke: Does it bother you that he watches us when we... ...you know...?

Modifié par MasterSamson88, 12 mars 2011 - 07:41 .


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leggywillow

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Humorous Hawke is an absolute riot.  She can be so darn corny; I love her!

Talking to the Underground Railroad lady:

Hawke: Oooh, cloak and dagger phrases!  How about "The queasy crow flies at midnight"?
Lady: How about "The smart-mouthed Ferelden gets slapped across the face"?

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I remember a Merrill/Varric conversation where she says that Varric reminds her of a storyteller or someone in her clan, impersonating him in a throaty, harsh Welsh accent. "No ****, I was there!" I couldn't hold myself together.

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MasterSamson88

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I remember when the Qunari started attacking Kirkwall and Aveline and I barely escaped the place. When I made my party I put Merrill in it and the first thing she says is.

"Oh, There you are! I was so worried. Are we under attack?" With all these burning buildings behind her.

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Legionari2 wrote...

Cant remember full conversation
Hawke "You should pay someone else... like me... I like being paid"
lol I couldnt stop laughing after that


That is when you get the quest from Hubert for the Bone Pit.

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maselphie

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I can't get over Varric's "I'M GOING TO FIND THAT SON OF A **** (sorry, mother) AND KILL HIM!!"

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Thiefy

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Anders: I love you.
Hawke: Want a sandwhich?

At that moment you know Anders is thinking "This man/woman will be the death of me..." with his cheeky little grin.

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Isabela: So you're a king now. Moving up in the world, huh?
King Alistair: Isabela, right? You look... different.
Isabela: Don't we all.

I thought that was a nice jab at the new art style.

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Fenris noting Varric has no opinion on the mage and templar tensions -
Varric says, "Opinions are like testicles: kick 'em hard enough it doesn't matter how many you got."

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Isabela: A warehouse? I hate being led around. Unless leashes are involved. And they're not. (At this point my Hawke is probably thinking something along the lines of: :huh: :blink: :devil: )

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MasterSamson88

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Blze001 wrote...

Isabela: A warehouse? I hate being led around. Unless leashes are involved. And they're not. (At this point my Hawke is probably thinking something along the lines of: :huh: :blink: :devil: )


The general Hawke response for any of Isabella's one liners seems to be "ISABELLA?!"

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Varric: I'm going to draw a picture of where she wants to touch you. xD

he says it near the end of Aveline's "The long Road" quest.

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Blze001 wrote...

Isabela: A warehouse? I hate being led around. Unless leashes are involved. And they're not. (At this point my Hawke is probably thinking something along the lines of: :huh: :blink: :devil: )


A very naughty cutscene flashed in my mind when I heard that in the game.

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This isn't from a companion, but from the 'Talkative Man' in the Hanged Man.
(something along the lines of)
TMan: Have you heard? The King of Ferelden likes cheese! King Alistair is a fan of our beloved Andraste's cheeses.

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leggywillow

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I love the petulant noble waiting to see the viscount in the Keep who keeps kicking the wall.  XD

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MasterSamson88

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zambixi wrote...

This isn't from a companion, but from the 'Talkative Man' in the Hanged Man.
(something along the lines of)
TMan: Have you heard? The King of Ferelden likes cheese! King Alistair is a fan of our beloved Andraste's cheeses.

 
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Blze001

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Another Isabela gem:

Hawke: What do you think, Isabela? You know him best.
Isabela: I've had better.
Hawke: *Beat* ...I meant about letting him go or not...
Isabela: Oh. Right.

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MasterSamson88

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Blze001 wrote...

Another Isabela gem:

Hawke: What do you think, Isabela? You know him best.
Isabela: I've had better.
Hawke: *Beat* ...I meant about letting him go or not...
Isabela: Oh. Right.


What's the context of this one? :lol:

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Merrill: I fell off the peir once, the harbor is really deep.

I like her so much lol

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MasterSamson88 wrote...

zambixi wrote...

This isn't from a companion, but from the 'Talkative Man' in the Hanged Man.
(something along the lines of)
TMan: Have you heard? The King of Ferelden likes cheese! King Alistair is a fan of our beloved Andraste's cheeses.

 
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ROFLMAO !!!

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Anders: I keep thinking I know you from somewhere...
Isabela: You're Fereldan, right? Ever spend time at the Pearl?
Anders: That's it! You used to really like that girl with the griffon tattoos, right? What was her name?
Isabela: ... The Lay Warden?
Anders: That's right! I think you were there the night I-
Isabela: Oh! Were you the runaway mage who could do that electricity thing? That was nice...
Hawke: Please stop talking. Now.

Oh god, when I got this one, I snorted apple juice up my nose and couldn't stop laughing for five minutes. The fact that ever-suffering Hawke chimes in is comedy gold.

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It's hard to think of a favourite, but Zev/Isabela managed to kill me thoroughly dead.

Isabela: "That's it? You're leaving? What about sex?"
Zev: "Ah, Isabela. I did so miss you."
Isabela: "That's because you have ******-poor aim. Thankfully, you've other uses."
Fenris: "Are we sure he was part of...a guild of assassins?"
Merrill: "......."

#100
MasterSamson88

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I also like the beginning of the quest where you need to find the corrupt guard who allowed the Qunari to be taken.

Seneschal: "I don't know however where you'd find this lowly guardsman..."

Anders: "The Hanged Man."

Merrill: "De' Hanged Man."

Varric: "As if there was any question!"